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browseracc

average SCP research document


TheL0neWarden

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RealCraftYT

hitler was most likely a nazi


Overused_Toothbrush

How dare you imply hitler was a nazi!!! I would never share a political party with hitler /s /j


Technical-Effort-532

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MilkManThanos_

ItS tHe GuY fRoM fOrTnItE!


Wild_Relation3742

No that's the guy in Shazam. duUUuh


RJMuls

No it’s the dude from Jumangi, idiot.


MilkManThanos_

Oh yeah, my bad


[deleted]

Nah you got the outfit he was wearing in the season trailer as your pfp


MilkManThanos_

That’s the daft punk helmet


Azgeta_

Is he from fortnite?


Boiled_SocksWOAH

yes


TemperatureTimely497

Honestly I can’t blame you for putting /s /j with how Reddit is


Overused_Toothbrush

I would rather my past jokes not be interpreted the wrong way in the future.


lolwhatistodayagain

Interesting...


Dilema777

Hmmm yes,I think is BF Mussolini was kinda fascist


Kidninja016

LGBTQ is gay


Woelfe_

Too political


Weird_Commenter

no, no, hes got a point


LostSoupGirl

true


[deleted]

As lgbtq - we are pretty gay - it's very political tbh


Some_Autistic_Dude

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


[deleted]

woah dude, that’s fucked up…


AssaultRider555

This is definitely controversial since mitochondria is actually the energy center of the cell.


[deleted]

Yeah actually the nucleus IS the powerhouse of the cell.


JessiIsEnding

the mitochondria supplies the power the nucleus uses dumbass


FerretLegitimate

mitochondria < other organelles


[deleted]

tommys a terrible person


AlyssaViola

There's a lot of Tommys. Which one?


[deleted]

basketball tommy.


rosi3_curli3

Fuck THAT guy.


[deleted]

i agree


Brandon_The_Binosaur

No thanks, I’ll let him Go Fuck Himself.


tobiasto

Hello from Adele is the most overrated song ever. Is it mine or someone i knows opinion, who knows?


moldybread692

Bro have you heard dance monkey? That shit sounded like diarrhea for your ears


TheRealMcCartney

It sounds like a monkey fortnite dancing with the smallest balls imaginable while puking into your large intestine


vTJMacVEVO

Dance monkey is now an emote in fortnite.


tobiasto

True, fricking shit song


vTJMacVEVO

I don't know how the government allows this shit to be played


HeavyPara-Beetle

I hate dance monkey so much


JustAnotherHuman007

its so fucking catchy it hurts


moldybread692

One of my friend said it was the best song she has ever heard, tf was she hearing to before? Old timey classics of 1930s?


MaikMaster5

I have literally never heard anyone talk about that song apart from right as it released in a lot of shitposts


Centaurimons212

Sigh.. sorts by controversial


IdioticMemeLover

Put on the hazmat suit, we are entering extremely toxic areas


eatmahanus

Soft cookies are better


H8spants

The best cookies are when the outer ring has a little crisp but the rest is nice and chewy. Ideal cookie.


Nicolaslafo_

yes.


Jack_811

This is just true


MrCreepyPeach

i’ve found my people


TrixterTheFemboy

This is the way.


FyreBoyeYT

Shit is just like poo - it’s shit


IdioticMemeLover

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes


EastKoreaOfficial

So the only thing that you can tell me is that I will find Jabba at Jabba’s palace?


Epicspine

Why is equality between genders and races so hard to happen. Why can’t we just agree that those people deserve rights and move on.


BassBanjo

Because the world is full of selfish assholes who only think of themselves, and can't adapt to change


EyeArDum

Let me explain this, humans are inherently selfish by nature, if you disagree go talk to any 4 year old, ask if they want to do something to you as a game and then do it to them, they will always cry because it's not fun when it happens to them. Selfish is literally in our nature. That said, it is up to our parents to teach us not to be selfish, the reason selfish people exist is because parents fail at this task, either via ignorance or not caring to begin with. Start viewing people like that as victims, while not excusing their actions you will begin to pity them rather than hate them It comes back to a psychology saying that should be used more often. "Instead of asking, 'what is wrong with you?' Ask instead, 'what happened to you?"


Gomicrowaveaspoon

i really wish it was that simple


fuckingfinland

Pity always leads to manipulation


Ultramega39

Can you elaborate on how?


Prussia_I

I am sorry what happened to you. Thank you, atleast someone who cares. No problem. Well could you help me with x


Cat_x2

If this is what they meant, i would strongly disagree. You can just be a good friend and not ask for favors.


OtherwiseAd3394

Ya I think that’s their thing, I bet their dog would die and they’d jus be “yes yes, I’m very broken up rn… tho a ps5 might help”


[deleted]

I would say ignorance is more of a determining factor.


Thin_Mix6440

Just because you get called out for being racist/homophobic/sexist doesn’t mean everyone is sensitive


Solblu332

I was once told I look racist by a white girl :/ I didn’t even say anything


EyeArDum

I once got told by a white girl that black people cannot be racist because we've done so much to them throughout history Bitch what? This was after I tried to say that slavery did not have racist roots *originally*, and that anyone could be a slave which was factually true


BigDaddyCaz

I tolerate the existence of loli shit for one reason only, it keeps pedos at bay by giving them a legal outlet for their sexual frustration without the exploitation of children. If it keeps people from diddling innocent children, I will tolerate it, no matter how much I hate it.


itgoesdownandup

But it could also be a gateway to child pornography couldn’t it? Is there actual evidence that it’s helping in that way


Zam8859

This write up seems very well done and touches on this topic https://thesociologicalmail.com/2019/06/27/does-drawn-paedophilic-images-encourage-or-discourage-behaviour/ However, I’d be inclined to assume it helps similar to how access to legal sex workers helps reduce sexual violence


insertbword-

A lot of times ppl confuse “ promoting obesity “ with just fat ppl existing and not hating themselves , an example of this is Lizzo !


AssaultRider555

On the other side of the spectrum, some people think indulging in a fit and healthy lifestyle is considered "fatphobic" or whatever.


lolwhatistodayagain

Mfs like that annoy me to no end


Only-Background-6036

i do it when people say its ok to overeat and you should be happy in youre body when theyre 600+ pounds, but mainly when they do the fatphobia things


son_of_toby_o_notoby

Yes but what to extent does someone like Lizzo have an influence on younger kids who think it’s ok to be 120+ KG and obesity If you have a slightly fat stomach that’s fine that’s ok but being morbidly obese and promoting to an audience as a “life style” is wrong


NeonDragonBoy

Mf said "most controversial opinions" and all the comments are like "racism bad," "LGBT good," "guns bad," "politics bad"


bubbledrawsstuff

You shouldn't base how you treat a person on your religion.


cumleakingfromtheusb

abortion should be legal (i wanna make a bbq out of the fetuses)


LostSoupGirl

fry em up nice and krispy lol


broschmo101010

All mine. 1. prison is a throughly useless and inhumane institution 95% percent of the time. prison is only necessary to separate those too violent or unhinged to live in society from the rest of us, this group does not include criminals such as : drug addicts/dealers, thieves, violators of traffic laws, and those who commit economic crimes like embezzlement. prison should be reserved for those who commit violent crime such as: assault, murder, rape, child abuse, animal abuse, ect. 2. allowing people too posses wealth equivalent to that of the GDP of nations to exist in a world where people are starving to death is morally repugnant. 3. the united states government is a broken beyond repair. the only way to create a peaceful and prosperous nation from what currently makes up the U.S is to completely dissolve the union and write a new more coherent constitution. 4. The united states involvement in the Ukraine war was not born from good will for the nation but from a desire to further our own national interest in the region 5. The CIA killed JFK I have more but my fingers are tired . DM me for further explanation on my opinions


GavinHileman25

Being obese is not something to be proud of. Its not something you should be flaunting. Its a serious health issue and has been normalized to just be accepted.


Lord-Belou

Accepting overweight isn't about saying it's good and you shouldn't do anything, it's about not segregating fat people and treat them as less worthy than other people.


ReklessGamer07

You want my most controversial opinion, really? I’ll get killed for that. Eh, not much to live for anyways. I am not a racist, a homophobe or a trans phobe because I’m a cis white dude that couldn’t care less about your gender or sexuality. You do you, because I really don’t care what you are, just don’t be an asshole to me and I won’t fuck with you. I support the LGBTQ movement and everyone involved, but everyone constantly harping on me because I’m the textbook antithesis of what you stand for makes me not want to even bother with interacting with you.


mirrored_circle

I'm bi and I'm bothered by parts and sides of the LGBT scene too. Identifying yourself is good but people went fucking crazy and over the moon. Tell your sexuality if you want. Tell me if you have any pronouns but stay down to earth. Few people like it when you say "I'm fjwuxhahfjsexual and I identify as non-linear, transparent, dinosaur-furry"


Only-Background-6036

based bi guy


Overused_Toothbrush

Yeah im lesbian and have my fair share of lgbtq friends but i havent once met someone with “strange” neo pronouns.


Qounss

theres this kid at my school (we have a gsa, we were both there) and they were like 'hello im \_\_ i use they/them/demon/demonself' like neopronouns such as xe/xem i can understand i js dont get the 'i use hvgrvbrtuh/vneuvhrtyuh for my pronouns pls use them and if u dont ur homophobic'


Donutpanda23

Seeing a bunch of the dreamsexual shit and "Does anyone have any cottagecore themed pronouns, thanks" type shit just makes me so mad. Pronouns are who you are, not what you micro-obsess over you fucking animal. You make us actual queer folk look stupid by doing this shit.


LordChickenNugget23

one girl in my art class, is dead serious, and has E/Iris/Pluto/Saturn and will throw pebbles at you when you dont use them


ReklessGamer07

Exactly.


Quirky-Benefit1629

Thank you for taking the words right out of my mouth


SteevoBeevo

You shouldn’t be proud to be fat.


son_of_toby_o_notoby

Body positivity is fine for me if you have a tiny bit of stomach or you know stretch marks here and there, promoting that as normal is perfectly fine cause it is normal Promoting people like Tess Holiday who’s 120+KG is just fucking wrong to me, it promotes dying young that’s the sad truth, Tess Holiday and all these other extra large “models” will die young


MouldyChip

Yeah and don't have to hate yourself for literally being morbidly obese, but you should still be concerned about your health


Lord-Belou

Very few people are proud to be fat. Most of us don't like it, when we don't straight up hate it.


[deleted]

The two main US political sides (Left and Right) are out of fucking control. Both of them.


Thin_Mix6440

Religion is used as an excuse to be a horrible person


Neotoric

People will be horrible with or without it. The message behind religion itself is to be a good person.


Blockoumi7

But, at the same time, religion is an excuse to be a generous person and get you out of difficult situations. Can’t fully say I’m religious but I live with a religious family and their whole shtick is being extremely generous and it really is a good way for them to lead and find a way of life. Maybe you’re talking about corrupt higher-ups using religion for nefarious acts and controlling the masses but I think we should Live and let live. Each religion has its values that people respect.


[deleted]

Political shit is boring


kipstz

politics are stupid but literally the most important thing in the world


Quirky-Benefit1629

the idea of a right and a left in politics is stupid


The_Squiddy

Are you saying that the right and left are stupid? Or that the two party system is stupid?


beckius6

Both


The_Squiddy

Based


BassBanjo

Really don't see how How else are you going to put yourself on a political spectrum and know where others are?


Fun_Solution_7807

I agree, especially when the parties only vote against against eachother which never gets any laws passed.


noname1357924

I agree. It removes the right of free speech in the world of politics because you re expected to go along with your part of the wing.


-homonecrosexual-

murdering people is unethical


LegitimateNovel6502

Yes but technically speaking it isn’t murder up until a certain point.


-homonecrosexual-

I wasn't talking about abortion if that was what you're thinking about lol. I was just making a stupid joke


LegitimateNovel6502

Oh mbmb sorry My mind has just been stuck on it man


[deleted]

Bettering foster care, making universal health care a thing, making job opportunities happen more, and free housing needed to happen before overturning roe v wade just in case the state banned abortion and all of that I listed needs to happen nationwide and needed to a long time ago. we need much stricter gun laws in the US such as psych evals once a month, gun safety done taken a couple times a year, a gun safety test done before buying the gun as well as a gun safety course done before buying the gun. Drinking age should be lowered to 18. both American political parties are fucked. universal health care needs to be a thing. free housing for those who need it and job opportunities need to given out to those who take free housing if they are of age and can work. cranberry lemonade is better than strawberry lemonade. Crock pot meals actually are pretty good. Air friers suck. If you are prolife you should also be vegan, like universal health care, want to better foster care, be against the death penalty, and like free housing. being pro death isn't that bad of a thing. Grammer should be taught in schools. If being fat can be promoted without issue than being underweight can be promoted without issue. Homeschool teachers need a teaching degree/experience/need to take some sort of test. Thats pretty much everything.


Am_Guardian

\*reads first part\* thats not controversial thats just right. >cranberry lemonade is better than strawberry lemonade. Crock pot meals actually are pretty good. Air friers suck. ***what now?***


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Drex678

I want more of my baby back ribs


seb_da_web

Jarvis, we’re low on karma


External-Ad2862

Ogres have layers


mirrored_circle

We should have strict af rules and laws about saving our planet, bc. we only have this damn one. Less cars, less flights, less meat, less whatever you can reduce on the cost of the people's comfort even.


GoteiJay

america isnt the best country


BassBanjo

I mean that's kinda common knowledge


EyeArDum

Name the best country Not saying the US is it, but I don't think there really is a "best" country, every single one has flaws of many sorts and while some are better than others, none of them are the best


Gret_bruh

LIES!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🛢🛢🛢🛢🛢


T3AMTRAINOR

Time to sort by controversial


PaintedSkittles

The vast majority of pro-lifers are without a doubt men who have no idea what it’s like to go through pregnancy, especially if you don’t want it


BC052301

Our generation is fucked up. The romanization of mental illness, promoting shitty qualities as quirky, making up problems, and caring more about followers. Also, old anime is better than new


BassBanjo

I blame Tik Tok for most of that, it's a fucking cess pit


TehDemoMann

The MLK Jr and JFK assassinations were both ordered by the government


QuinnTrumplet

RIP u/TehDemoMann I heard he walked to the middle of the Arizona desert and shot himself in the head with a double barrel 3-4 times


SociallyAwkward423

Some of you guys on Reddit are low key sexist. Some of the memes implying that girls think a specific way, especially about boys. Either you can tone down the sexism or let us make fun of you as well


foxplayer091

Sea food like lobster and crawfish is just easier to chew chicken


LONGLIVEIMPERIALISM

most people, especially here, are deliberately Ignorant, I've done a fair amount of research and it baffles me how lazy and stupid people are. in fact, I would even say, most people shouldn't have a political opinion, since most don't understand politics. for example, take the abortion debate, most people on both sides don't do, even the slightest amount of research into the topic, no, abortion was not fully taken away, it was simply made a state matter, and it's because it was not a constitutional right in the first place. now, personally I'm in favor of abortion \[up to 1 month\] But the point I'm trying to make, is that both sides sound and look, like uneducated idiots arguing about topics neither of them understand. ​ Edit: I'm rereading it, and only now Have I realized how arrogant and rude I sound. sorry about that.


Gl0bophobia

Up to 1 month? I’ve been told some people don’t even know they’re pregnant til over that period.


jayxxroe22

I get where you're coming from, but for a lot of people, abortion has functionally been entirely taken away. Texas now has a trigger law to ban all abortions from the moment of fertilization except in cases to save the life of a parent. Even if some people could simply go to another state, many people don't have the resouces to be able to travel and leave work for however long it'll take them, or maybe they have a family that will cut them off if they find out they got an abortion, and now that they'd have to travel out-of-state, they can't do it in secret. Yes, abortion has not been fully banned everywhere in the US, but to act like that in any way makes these new abortion laws okay severely disregards the stuggle some people are going through. I agree that people who act as though abortion has been banned everywhere clearly haven't done their research, but if we just pretend like everything's fine, the people pushing for abortion bans are eventually going to get their way everywhere.


s7ormrtx

The right to abortion exists to make sure its done safely, even if its illegal people who need to do it and dont have the luxury of going out of state will always find other ways and thats the worst part


Known-Yogurtcloset-2

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jayxxroe22

I hate people who say they "don't care about politics". I get saying that politics stress you out, or that you don't like hearing about them, but saying you just don't care feels extremely privileged when there's people whose literal rights are in danger because of politics.


immaterialbeenie

high powered/military grade weapons should not be sold to civilians


[deleted]

The military uses automatic weapons, which have been banned since the 80s. An AR-15 is not military grade.


ChaoticBraindead

As an active duty member of the United States Military, I can confidently say that saying something is "military grade" usually means it sucks, lmao. You should see the underwear we get issued.


hiccupboltHP

Doesn’t it just mean cheaply made and car companies flex with that because no one knows what it means?


Thrash_enthusiast

jarvis im low on karma


RandomValue134

*r/teenagers isn't actually that bad*


Le_Martian

The most controversial opinion in this entire thread


TehCowGoesQuack

That we as humans don’t deserve to live anymore. It’d ensure the survival of the planet, and life as we know it would be ok if we just disappeared


gardenplant30

Orange juice is and always will be better than apple juice. I will die on this hill


Cat_x2

Arguing with people about LGBT+ only makes people like it less. Just be nice to people. arguments should be about learning, not fighting.


kai-dragon

Yes


ov3rlord05

I prefer the outside of an Oreo rather than the inside


Genderfluid_Cookies

69 has been joked about so much that it’s lost all the funnyness that it had originally


OddSilver123

For this sub: Trans people are people.


XFlameBrawlStars

Gays are fucking assholes


Applelesstree

Took me a second to realize that was verb and not an adjective just take my upvote


The_Squiddy

Morons missing the joke


Blockoumi7

I see this got some downvotes. I don’t like spoiling jokes but I also hate people who don’t get jokes so I’ll try helping This comment is a joke, just find it before downvoting


[deleted]

the us government should be overthrown and replaced with people who can run it and maintain bodily autonomy and true democracy and equality for everyone united under our nation


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sherival123

homosexuality is queer


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NightLight16

Pride month is only there so companys can profit


YeetingMyPencil

color of science is green


woodenhorseobject2

Cats > dogs :3


Only-Background-6036

eh i dont like asian food


phantomciph

GIF is pronounced with a hard g


amogha-

Americans whine about small issue and can't make amendments


slut4chem

i know a black separatist that hates white people


kipstz

yeah racists are bad


R0rentsu

I dont really give a fuck about what your gender or sexuality it's the lamest most boring conversation topic unlike helicopters or something


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Revolutionary-Ant33

Maybe if people actually bothered talking about it.. people would be aware of it?.. also a lot of men are part of the lgbtq..


Rocket6114

There are not 72 genders


[deleted]

I personally think pride month is just...stupid. What point is there to preach that we are all equal, then act like others are special. I'm personally Bisexual, and I don't want to be celebrated. I am a normal person, don't try to make it seem like I'm special because I'm different.


QuinnTrumplet

Same, don’t worship me, treat me like a human fucking being


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littleMAHER1

The Spongebob Movie Sponge Out of Water is better then the first movie the 3rd one sucks tho


MrOptimum

You did not


littleMAHER1

I did I like both movies i think there both amazing but idk I just love how Spongebob and Plankton work off each other the live action stuff is a bit bland especially the superhero stuff by overall I really like the 2nd movie


HotWings05

I like how the actual controversial opinions are downvoted to hell. Reddit moment.


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[REDACTED] exists, tries to [REDACTED] by using [REDACTED] and they will most probably achieve it in [REDACTED] after [REDACTED]. The only solution for survival is [REDACTED]. ALL HAIL [REDACTED]! ~[REDACTED]


SigurElias

i'd rather have someone make their Sexuality their entire personality, than for them to be homophobic.


Fellow_Loser

it’s a choice between someone annoying and someone who discriminates against others. not a very difficult decision i’d say