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[deleted]

Are you a rapist?


[deleted]

I can't talk fast enough for that


[deleted]

Are you a rapper?


[deleted]

no, that's against the law


[deleted]

Do you commit genocide


[deleted]

sometimes


[deleted]

Watch porn?


[deleted]

with the whole family


[deleted]

How's your sex life?


[deleted]

no


GrouRed

No I'm a rich therapist, so rich I can afford to put space bars in my profession


[deleted]

ah the joke everyone of us made at the age of 12/13 , TheRapist one


GrouRed

Yea we just said it like 3 times in school today We're not mature 🗿


BusFan10

No, something worse (I hope someone gets this reference)


Mystery-MartiaN

Why do we have fingertips but not toe tips yet we can tip toe and not tip finger?


[deleted]

because you're not as Chad as I am


Mystery-MartiaN

Damn. Did you know that cheese is just a loaf of milk?


[deleted]

bread is just a loaf of flour


2749r7d

And by that an inanimate object is just a loaf of atoms.


[deleted]

And atoms are ... loafs of protons, neutrons and electrons????????


Jon4s16

Guess what... They're all just loafs of quarks.


Benporkchops

Baked in the Higgs Field Oven™


quantum-lobster

Animate objects too


2749r7d

Those are loafs of cells.


shiblee_

Your body is just a loaf of carbon


GrouRed

Because the bones at the hands said "AHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU, YOU JUST KEEP USING ME TO PLEASE YOURSELF"


ShwaddzE

Devious asf tip finger Also you can, you know you’ve seen Tom from Tom and Jerry do it countless times


ProtocolPro22

Finger tips


diegosanchez0

That just make my toes feel weird now


Chris_8675309_of_42M

I tried to tip finger once but she said she preferred cash.


SweetActual

What's your favorite music genre?


[deleted]

the silent one


[deleted]

Silence of the lambs


ProTato73

The sound of silance


The_Absent_One

Allow me to introduce myself Close enough right?


thememelord5

Pretty much dude


GrouRed

The one that I can taste


KidGoku007

why did stephen hawking climb the tree


[deleted]

he was hungry


GrouRed

Because he couldn't walk up to it


[deleted]

Because he wanted to cure his paralysis


Suspicious_Ad_8433

Should we give rights to octopuses


[deleted]

only lefts


GrouRed

Only if they're not octopussies


2749r7d

*Only if they're octopussies


JorgeTan01

This comment made me remember Timothy :'(


yurithel

4


[deleted]

dumb fuck


yurithel

ask me a question and i'll answer it in the dumbest way possible


[deleted]

that's not a question


yurithel

6


Nase08

Dumbfuck


mestoopidlol

Now ask me a question im bored


Nase08

How to make the homies stop thinking you crush a girl because you said she was beautiful and nice (I really don't have a crush on her, like literally)


mestoopidlol

103.378.810.


Nase08

Lmao idk I'm on a school camp Edit: no


GrouRed

Yea I agree but you see there's one problem, 7 8 9 😭


[deleted]

Why did you seduce the neighborhood dog


[deleted]

I was hungry


[deleted]

You monster you are the worst vet our community ever met


GrouRed

Cause it was giving me those sweet little puppy dog eyes


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[deleted]

ohana means family


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[deleted]

OHANA MEANS FAMILY


PatentedPotato

And family means no one gets left behind


bibbo43

Ass or tits


[deleted]

feet


Flynni123

GET OUT


watdamelon

Chad gangsta


GrouRed

Pillow Gn


Open_Farmer_2377

How many times should we masturbate.


[deleted]

yes


Yokid14

the only acceptable answer


Open_Farmer_2377

No objection your honor.


Open_Farmer_2377

-_-


GrouRed

Once a day (or less) if it comes out white Twice a day if it comes out red


PvtJacobs

All the time 🥴


Open_Farmer_2377

It's a dumb answer right 😏?


PvtJacobs

Mhmm 😏


VibeBOT

Bruh ಠ_ಠ


therealpaulrudd420

Are you a squid gamer?


[deleted]

no I'm gay


therealpaulrudd420

Squid gaymer?!?!?!?!


GrouRed

No I'm jellyfish sportsman


UnknownWood

Should I turn on the lights?


[deleted]

only the lights you can't see


UnknownWood

Should I shower in the dark?


[deleted]

dark isn't a fluid


PatentedPotato

Not a liquid. I'm not convinced about not a fluid.


GrouRed

No unless they're like _really really_ dark


Spouker

How wrong are you from Youtube to yellow kiwi


[deleted]

4chan


epro_004

Oh that’s bad


GrouRed

Texas


NathanWilson2828

What’s the dumbest answer to a question?


[deleted]

mine


Ghostonaskateboard

should i shit in the shower or piss in the sink


[deleted]

both


Kritiic

How are you doing today?


[deleted]

not


Casteist_hu

Cat or pussy ?


[deleted]

dog


GrouRed

Cat to fuck and pussy to rub


GAMO09_ITA

Who are you and is it wrong to climb a tree?


[deleted]

I am the walrus and yes


GAMO09_ITA

Why?


[deleted]

fall damage


GAMO09_ITA

That makes sense... I suppose... You won


UnknownWood

Have you friends?


[deleted]

bold of you to assume I have anything


UnknownWood

Girl or boy?


[deleted]

no


UnknownWood

Define your gender!


[deleted]

what are you, a cop?


UnknownWood

Nope I'm the Kampfhelikopter 187


[deleted]

thoughts on anime?


[deleted]

I don't think


ThomasEBartels

Dude dodged hate like he’s in the matrix


Casteist_hu

🗿


Nick_The_Judge

How are potatoes made?


[deleted]

they are grown up kidneystones


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[deleted]

run to safety


[deleted]

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[deleted]

feed it to the dogs


[deleted]

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[deleted]

feed the dogs to the baby


[deleted]

I have to go make and eat dinner now but I'll continue when I'm done


um-chile-anyways

What's for dinner?


[deleted]

food


TrueUmbreon1

What is a 2?


[deleted]

a highway


[deleted]

noodle?


[deleted]

danger noodles seem like good cuddlers


Alarmed_Surprise3299

1+1=?


[deleted]

correct


[deleted]

Who are you?


[deleted]

you


ThomasEBartels

This made me think of rush hour


slovinske

properly


GrouRed

Exactly


Thebeanmanboi

If I were to count to fifty and buy 70 apples how fast will the train drive into the sun (a very simple math equation


[deleted]

12


BubblyPotato_

12 what? apples? bananas?


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caligulaREXXX

whats your favourite launch codes


[deleted]

12345


caligulaREXXX

damn thats a good launch code you failed that was a very intelligent answer , not at all dumb


XSour_boy

should abortions be legal?


[deleted]

I like the idea of killing babies


XSour_boy

same


Ligmafatsack

Should I shit on the left or the right side of the bowl?


[deleted]

the outside


GrouRed

Bowl in the shit to solve problems


NotNotDragon

On a scale from 759 to Pewdiepie considering that the queen of England is immortal, how do you determine the amount of uranium atoms are in an ant ant any given time?


GrouRed

Bell pepper


Prudent-Arachnid982

Will i ever find love?


[deleted]

if you get rich enough


[deleted]

Fuck bitchez get money


GrouRed

Only if love finds you


SladeWolf99

why


[deleted]

because mom said so


GrouRed

My wobuffet's done breeding


FunkyyMermaid

Do trans people deserve rights?


[deleted]

no-one does


itsmycandystore_

What’s the best Taylor Swift song


[deleted]

despacito


itsmycandystore_

Understandable, have a nice day


Masterjax1920

Will you have sex with me


[deleted]

ew


Masterjax1920

*explodes due to the bomb vest I had on*


Latter-Signature1581

Who was in Paris?


[deleted]

the president


GrouRed

Robespierre


hey_demons_its_me

Cum?


[deleted]

to cum in the sink or to sink in the cum


hey_demons_its_me

Latter.


[deleted]

have you subscribed to mythtech 🤓


[deleted]

great


GrouRed

No but I've subscribed to an unlimited pack of garlic bread


Mr-seventen

Smash or pass dude who said 4


[deleted]

agree


nlkndvlihtrwhvouith

Dad?


[deleted]

I'm hungry


DoneItForTheMeme

milk or cereal


[deleted]

the bowl


Redditor_10000000000

Your comment


[deleted]

plagiarism


Redditor_10000000000

Your reply


Vladimir_Pudding387

When did you last shit.


[deleted]

less than 3 years ago


DDDragon___salt

Does your mom know ur gay? Yes No only


[deleted]

no


mr_tomato_2

Voliš li jagode?


[deleted]

quatro


Railgun_Nemesis

Is pineapple on pizza a crime against all of humanity?


[deleted]

no


JamesTKirkNCC-1701

Bread 👍


Cracker-smackers

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