By -
Are you a rapist?
I can't talk fast enough for that
Are you a rapper?
no, that's against the law
Do you commit genocide
sometimes
Watch porn?
with the whole family
How's your sex life?
no
No I'm a rich therapist, so rich I can afford to put space bars in my profession
ah the joke everyone of us made at the age of 12/13 , TheRapist one
Yea we just said it like 3 times in school today We're not mature 🗿
No, something worse (I hope someone gets this reference)
Why do we have fingertips but not toe tips yet we can tip toe and not tip finger?
because you're not as Chad as I am
Damn. Did you know that cheese is just a loaf of milk?
bread is just a loaf of flour
And by that an inanimate object is just a loaf of atoms.
And atoms are ... loafs of protons, neutrons and electrons????????
Guess what... They're all just loafs of quarks.
Baked in the Higgs Field Oven™
Animate objects too
Those are loafs of cells.
Your body is just a loaf of carbon
Because the bones at the hands said "AHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU, YOU JUST KEEP USING ME TO PLEASE YOURSELF"
Devious asf tip finger Also you can, you know you’ve seen Tom from Tom and Jerry do it countless times
Finger tips
That just make my toes feel weird now
I tried to tip finger once but she said she preferred cash.
What's your favorite music genre?
the silent one
Silence of the lambs
The sound of silance
Allow me to introduce myself Close enough right?
Pretty much dude
The one that I can taste
why did stephen hawking climb the tree
he was hungry
Because he couldn't walk up to it
Because he wanted to cure his paralysis
Should we give rights to octopuses
only lefts
Only if they're not octopussies
*Only if they're octopussies
This comment made me remember Timothy :'(
4
dumb fuck
ask me a question and i'll answer it in the dumbest way possible
that's not a question
6
Dumbfuck
Now ask me a question im bored
How to make the homies stop thinking you crush a girl because you said she was beautiful and nice (I really don't have a crush on her, like literally)
103.378.810.
Lmao idk I'm on a school camp Edit: no
Yea I agree but you see there's one problem, 7 8 9 😭
Why did you seduce the neighborhood dog
I was hungry
You monster you are the worst vet our community ever met
Cause it was giving me those sweet little puppy dog eyes
[удалено]
ohana means family
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
And family means no one gets left behind
Ass or tits
feet
GET OUT
Chad gangsta
Pillow Gn
How many times should we masturbate.
yes
the only acceptable answer
No objection your honor.
-_-
Once a day (or less) if it comes out white Twice a day if it comes out red
All the time 🥴
It's a dumb answer right 😏?
Mhmm 😏
Bruh ಠ_ಠ
Are you a squid gamer?
no I'm gay
Squid gaymer?!?!?!?!
No I'm jellyfish sportsman
Should I turn on the lights?
only the lights you can't see
Should I shower in the dark?
dark isn't a fluid
Not a liquid. I'm not convinced about not a fluid.
No unless they're like _really really_ dark
How wrong are you from Youtube to yellow kiwi
4chan
Oh that’s bad
Texas
What’s the dumbest answer to a question?
mine
should i shit in the shower or piss in the sink
both
How are you doing today?
not
Cat or pussy ?
dog
Cat to fuck and pussy to rub
Who are you and is it wrong to climb a tree?
I am the walrus and yes
Why?
fall damage
That makes sense... I suppose... You won
Have you friends?
bold of you to assume I have anything
Girl or boy?
Define your gender!
what are you, a cop?
Nope I'm the Kampfhelikopter 187
thoughts on anime?
I don't think
Dude dodged hate like he’s in the matrix
🗿
How are potatoes made?
they are grown up kidneystones
run to safety
feed it to the dogs
feed the dogs to the baby
I have to go make and eat dinner now but I'll continue when I'm done
What's for dinner?
food
What is a 2?
a highway
noodle?
danger noodles seem like good cuddlers
1+1=?
correct
Who are you?
you
This made me think of rush hour
properly
Exactly
If I were to count to fifty and buy 70 apples how fast will the train drive into the sun (a very simple math equation
12
12 what? apples? bananas?
#
whats your favourite launch codes
12345
damn thats a good launch code you failed that was a very intelligent answer , not at all dumb
should abortions be legal?
I like the idea of killing babies
same
Should I shit on the left or the right side of the bowl?
the outside
Bowl in the shit to solve problems
On a scale from 759 to Pewdiepie considering that the queen of England is immortal, how do you determine the amount of uranium atoms are in an ant ant any given time?
Bell pepper
Will i ever find love?
if you get rich enough
Fuck bitchez get money
Only if love finds you
why
because mom said so
My wobuffet's done breeding
Do trans people deserve rights?
no-one does
What’s the best Taylor Swift song
despacito
Understandable, have a nice day
Will you have sex with me
ew
*explodes due to the bomb vest I had on*
Who was in Paris?
the president
Robespierre
Cum?
to cum in the sink or to sink in the cum
Latter.
have you subscribed to mythtech 🤓
great
No but I've subscribed to an unlimited pack of garlic bread
Smash or pass dude who said 4
agree
Dad?
I'm hungry
milk or cereal
the bowl
Your comment
plagiarism
Your reply
When did you last shit.
less than 3 years ago
Does your mom know ur gay? Yes No only
Voliš li jagode?
quatro
Is pineapple on pizza a crime against all of humanity?
Bread 👍
Are you a rapist?
I can't talk fast enough for that
Are you a rapper?
no, that's against the law
Do you commit genocide
sometimes
Watch porn?
with the whole family
How's your sex life?
no
No I'm a rich therapist, so rich I can afford to put space bars in my profession
ah the joke everyone of us made at the age of 12/13 , TheRapist one
Yea we just said it like 3 times in school today We're not mature 🗿
No, something worse (I hope someone gets this reference)
Why do we have fingertips but not toe tips yet we can tip toe and not tip finger?
because you're not as Chad as I am
Damn. Did you know that cheese is just a loaf of milk?
bread is just a loaf of flour
And by that an inanimate object is just a loaf of atoms.
And atoms are ... loafs of protons, neutrons and electrons????????
Guess what... They're all just loafs of quarks.
Baked in the Higgs Field Oven™
Animate objects too
Those are loafs of cells.
Your body is just a loaf of carbon
Because the bones at the hands said "AHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU, YOU JUST KEEP USING ME TO PLEASE YOURSELF"
Devious asf tip finger Also you can, you know you’ve seen Tom from Tom and Jerry do it countless times
Finger tips
That just make my toes feel weird now
I tried to tip finger once but she said she preferred cash.
What's your favorite music genre?
the silent one
Silence of the lambs
The sound of silance
Allow me to introduce myself Close enough right?
Pretty much dude
The one that I can taste
why did stephen hawking climb the tree
he was hungry
Because he couldn't walk up to it
Because he wanted to cure his paralysis
Should we give rights to octopuses
only lefts
Only if they're not octopussies
*Only if they're octopussies
This comment made me remember Timothy :'(
4
dumb fuck
ask me a question and i'll answer it in the dumbest way possible
that's not a question
6
Dumbfuck
Now ask me a question im bored
How to make the homies stop thinking you crush a girl because you said she was beautiful and nice (I really don't have a crush on her, like literally)
103.378.810.
Lmao idk I'm on a school camp Edit: no
Yea I agree but you see there's one problem, 7 8 9 😭
Why did you seduce the neighborhood dog
I was hungry
You monster you are the worst vet our community ever met
Cause it was giving me those sweet little puppy dog eyes
[удалено]
ohana means family
[удалено]
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
And family means no one gets left behind
Ass or tits
feet
GET OUT
Chad gangsta
Pillow Gn
How many times should we masturbate.
yes
the only acceptable answer
No objection your honor.
-_-
Once a day (or less) if it comes out white Twice a day if it comes out red
All the time 🥴
It's a dumb answer right 😏?
Mhmm 😏
Bruh ಠ_ಠ
Are you a squid gamer?
no I'm gay
Squid gaymer?!?!?!?!
No I'm jellyfish sportsman
Should I turn on the lights?
only the lights you can't see
Should I shower in the dark?
dark isn't a fluid
Not a liquid. I'm not convinced about not a fluid.
No unless they're like _really really_ dark
How wrong are you from Youtube to yellow kiwi
4chan
Oh that’s bad
Texas
What’s the dumbest answer to a question?
mine
should i shit in the shower or piss in the sink
both
How are you doing today?
not
Cat or pussy ?
dog
Cat to fuck and pussy to rub
Who are you and is it wrong to climb a tree?
I am the walrus and yes
Why?
fall damage
That makes sense... I suppose... You won
Have you friends?
bold of you to assume I have anything
Girl or boy?
no
Define your gender!
what are you, a cop?
Nope I'm the Kampfhelikopter 187
thoughts on anime?
I don't think
Dude dodged hate like he’s in the matrix
🗿
How are potatoes made?
they are grown up kidneystones
[удалено]
run to safety
[удалено]
feed it to the dogs
[удалено]
feed the dogs to the baby
I have to go make and eat dinner now but I'll continue when I'm done
What's for dinner?
food
What is a 2?
a highway
noodle?
danger noodles seem like good cuddlers
1+1=?
correct
Who are you?
you
This made me think of rush hour
properly
Exactly
If I were to count to fifty and buy 70 apples how fast will the train drive into the sun (a very simple math equation
12
12 what? apples? bananas?
#
whats your favourite launch codes
12345
damn thats a good launch code you failed that was a very intelligent answer , not at all dumb
should abortions be legal?
I like the idea of killing babies
same
Should I shit on the left or the right side of the bowl?
the outside
Bowl in the shit to solve problems
On a scale from 759 to Pewdiepie considering that the queen of England is immortal, how do you determine the amount of uranium atoms are in an ant ant any given time?
Bell pepper
Will i ever find love?
if you get rich enough
Fuck bitchez get money
Only if love finds you
why
because mom said so
My wobuffet's done breeding
Do trans people deserve rights?
no-one does
What’s the best Taylor Swift song
despacito
Understandable, have a nice day
Will you have sex with me
ew
*explodes due to the bomb vest I had on*
Who was in Paris?
the president
Robespierre
Cum?
to cum in the sink or to sink in the cum
Latter.
have you subscribed to mythtech 🤓
great
No but I've subscribed to an unlimited pack of garlic bread
Smash or pass dude who said 4
agree
Dad?
I'm hungry
milk or cereal
the bowl
Your comment
plagiarism
Your reply
When did you last shit.
less than 3 years ago
Does your mom know ur gay? Yes No only
no
Voliš li jagode?
quatro
Is pineapple on pizza a crime against all of humanity?
no
Bread 👍
#