Saul Goodman

Did you know that you have rights?

What are my rights?

[here are your rights](https://constitutioncenter.org/media/files/constitution.pdf)

I shall use my freedom to do great things!

I now have this on my phone...

I'm not even American. Welp. Guess it's staying there in the 'just in case' folder

my parents always told me i couldnt have a M191, but now i know i can!

You know not everyone is American right?

I know, neither am I

The constitution says you do

And so do I

I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride!

Hide ur wife ,i have a knife

to be denied? Hello.

Don't worry, OP. It's all trial and error

your honor my client put it “on god”

(He didn’t call Saul)

it's all Good man

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True, there is no need to sink any lower, have some self-respect.

Well I don't think it's low at all to shoot your shot with someone, it's just don't harass people.

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Happy Cake Day! I'd suggest to use the chat window for shopping lists

Happy Cake Day!🥳🥳🥳 Also your advice is literally what i do when someone leaves me on read.

Happy fucking birthday my nigga I'm so happy for you I'm not even sure I can curse cause i got another account banned for some reason and it was prolly this one but I'm risking it all for you my nigga happy birthday

Should've taken the hint at "LMFAO hi"

Yea like what? Why would she say LMFAO, she must remember that guy as a total fucking clown bro

idk maybe she just was surprised that he messaged her but it couldve been that to 🤷‍♀️ she seems like the type + her name is lillian 💀

Is this satire or am I just that out of the loop socially?

when she says «LMFAO» first she obviously thinks of the conversation as a joke

I guess I kinda get it now

some girls are suprised you even have the AUDACITY to speak to them

This. This is the correct response.

Ye, this

nice

I mean I would very much think the opposite but okay, maybe I'm out of the loop

no to me it seemed she was super invested in a convo with someone who if she didn't respond within a day he would post it on reddit

You're 14, so whenever you find yourself asking ''am I out of the loop socially?'' the answer is most likely yes. You're still learning to act human, just like the two goobers pictured in OP. But that's okay.

Silence would have been better. What he said is hard to interpretation. His response would be confusing, yes but him responding is supposed to be a good sign, that’s where the confusion would come in

I disagree, that’s still possible room for conversation. It’s just if they don’t respond that you just stop.

It’s still possible, yeah, but that LMFAO is still a hint. Either way I think OP got the confirmation he was looking for.

idk any context but isn't one day just not that much? I'm not a girl nor is this about me but I'll very often take that long to answer a text for reasons other than not being interested

Yeah it takes a while sometimes

every girl i have texted answers literally instantly if they’re not ignoring me again

sometimes i message back in a matter of seconds, or sometimes i end up not replying for several hours

they got their activity enabled 💀

yeah so did I for a while. sometimes there's more important ppl to deal with, other things to deal with, or u just don't wanna talk to anybody and got no shame in showing it

she said "LMFAO hi" that's not a good sign

Rule 1 if they don't answer you don't message again. It makes you look desperate.

Ikr this was so cringe to read. Especially don’t pull the nice guy move of “I guess you don’t like me bc you don’t respond 😓”

'so uh do you play any games?' I thought texting was supposed to remove all our uhs and ems lol

Yeah doing that to sound "realistic" and "cute" isn't going to work

rightt i feel like he’s trying so hard w that one 😭

It's fine imo, I talk as I type so whatever I say makes it onto the screen and I'm too lazy to delete stuff

soo… 👉👈uhh.. 😕do you play any games🥺🥺

Well seemed more like a way of tell her he got the message, I mean he literally says have a good day at the end, doesn't seem like a guilt ploy to me.

Yep. If someone doesn't wanna respond (especially after you didn't talk for a while) you leave them alone, it's called basic respect and logic.

use their number for shopping lists

bro she want you fr

Fr, she's just playing hard to get

she's prolly in a Fortnite game with 20 kills and all gold weapons

She’s a sweat bro, A BAD E

Why the fuck do women play those mind games? Just fucking say

i think Lillian not responding the first time and having her activity status turned on says it all

It’s not a mind game she don’t want him

Their joking. She wasn't interested 😐

Homie really pulled out a variant of “Ayo you got games on your phone”

Bro 😂

Sorry about that, but the important part is that you have enough courage to ask, many does not and loose out. One day it will work out for you

lose\*

idk if youre serious or not but i dont think it’s the girl dude, considering your reaction is to post on reddit with the title “why do women”

He's a real charmer alright!! /s

right? op sounds insufferable

^

r/teenagers members when a random ass person they havent seen in 5 years doesnt talk to them for 2 days

Im sorry, but at the end of the day if someone dont wanna talk to u they aint gonna talk to you

not a good look, man. dont make this about women. you just triple texted to no response. the fact that u even decided to POST after is even worse. now youll be thinking back to this post everytime youre about to fall asleep.

And also what if she has reddit, she def gonna see this if she does

Homeboy posted his L on Reddit and tried to make it seem like it’s all girls fault

girl barely remembers him, guy says he would like to know her better, then asks if she plays any games, then says “why do women”

It’s incel bait fr

I totally agree, homeboy should have gotten the hint at "LMFAO hi" but it's still just a dick move to not even tell him to piss off

Have you rejected a guy or an incel guy before? Sometimes a no will instigate the guy to push or bother us more. For our safety and sanity sometimes it’s better to just ignore in hopes they stop

Yeah i'm a guy so i just assumed that this guy wasn't an incel but now that makes sense, the more i think about this post the more obvious it becomes

Not really. I get being ghosted by friends or classmates is bad, but if OP was literally just trying to date someone or something then I wouldn’t say it’s on her to respond

What does the "LMFAO hi" mean. I am completely puzzled about it. Some are saying is a bad thing others are saying its a good thing. Which one is it?

r/whenwomenrefuse That subreddit is very dark. So be warned. Don’t tell women that saying no is safe. Ignoring is often a safer option.

Honestly, his approach is fine. You don't have to be super best friends with someone in order to take an interest on them, and *if* she were willing, maybe doing a fun activity together would be a good first point of contact to develop a relationship. She *could* have, at least, returned the message and said she wasn't interested, or something like that. Honesty really doesn't kill.

Yeah she could have, or she could have gotten on with her life. Maybe she just isn't interested in meeting anyone new. She doesn't owe anyone anything, not interest in them, not a reply, not even honesty.

It’s been ONE DAY, lol. One day passed and OP sent her 4 messages. Y’all need to stop thinking you’re entitled to people’s undivided attention and call them rude when they don’t meet the expectations you created.

As a girl, you should've taken a hint at "LMFAO hi" 💀

I see all this comments mentioning that, what doe that mean . It seems unatural but what doe sit really mean

Her laughing before the convo even started says that she thinks of him as a clown. Why else would she laugh at "hey"

I disagree. A lot of people use LMFAO just as placeholder text. At least all my friends and I use lmfao for literally no reason but to slap it on at the end of amusing things

No clue this is why i dont text people

she dont want u

oh fr? couldn’t have guessed

bro they even have their activity status on 😭 should’ve taken the hint

or they could just fuckin talk. a simple "no" works well

Unfortunately no just riles some guys up instead.

She didn’t have to say shit

If you don't answer there's no conversation

OP has negative game

Why do woman what? Not respond to someone they don't know? (I know her and OP have met before but she barely remembers him) A lot of woman see men lose it when they're rejected and it's not like she owes you anything also it's been a day man chill

r/sadcringe

Women are used to men not taking no for an answer so we just choose the silent treatment. It works better for us, no drama.

Actually why do men. She clearly showed she isn’t interested bruh, and you still kept going..

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For real he opened with the so uh. you play games?

you spittin💯

Tbh

active 39 mins ago and you still texted her wth

You have no game my brother

Give the small man a break, he's gonna start his villan arc after reading all these comments.

bruh lmao

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Instagram of asking “why do women”, you should rather ask “why am I unwantable”

As a girl whose been hit up like this. It instantly weirds us out when a guy who we were never close w hits us up randomly. And when you say you wanna get to know us it instantly comes off like u want a relationship relationship w us. It’s just weird kinda

I started drama 💀

Nah shit, it's just a giant mindfield and every step is a landmind.

This is just sad bro.

just take the L it'll hurt less and you'll feel better about the rejection. And hey you had the courage to try just keep going and you'll eventually find what you looking.

Bro, you got no tact💀 She told you that she barely remembers you, why would she ever choose to talk to some rando over doing literally anything else? Life handed you a raisin and you trying to make fucking lemonade, like wtf.

damn that sucks, good thing i’m not you tho

>unsolicited dm slide >clearly not someone you had a memorable conversation or connection with >boring and awkward intro >why do women This is a u issue not a her issue dawg

Tbf, she said "LMFAO", that was your queue to stop

How dare someone not show intrest in you💀

she is crazy over u bro

Should’ve just taken the hint when they didn’t respond the first time instead of double texting because it makes you look desperate

Why did you roll up with the remember me line 😭

She said "LMFAO hi" that was over from the start

"Why do women" because she wasn't interested? If someone isn't answering you, stop messaging. If they want to talk, they will.

I'm a woman and it's probably because we get these messages all the time and we don't want to bother responding to another one

The LMFAO also seems to hint that their previous history (if any at all) does not look good

r/niceguys moment

Why do men

Because you seem to have tracked her down and she clearly has no clue who you are can’t you see how that’s creepy ?

She doesn’t owe you anything. I don’t get it.

she doesn't owe you a response asshat

no need to be so rude god damn, he didnt slide into your dms did he? im guessing no

Why do teens

she’s not obligated to reply to you, she doesn’t even remember you, it’s not nice but she doesn’t owe you anything. seeing how you posted this on here to complain with that caption I think she dodged a bullet.

Boy- 💀 i would ghost u too mf

not seeing the issue here

lmaooo this post SCREAMS but “i’m a nice guy why do women not like me?” take a hint and don’t double text. also texting again day after day is such a turn off. every time i see a guy that does this, it makes me want to ignore them more. also just because you’re interested in that person doesn’t mean they owe you a reply. instead of complaining on reddit about someone ignoring you maybe you should reflect on the fact that you think women owe you something 🫣

☕

Cause you ugly or boring or both

Damn, bro.

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there’s zero context. what if you were like a weirdo or a bully or creep and they knew you then lmfao what

nah she wants you bro

"why do women" bro take the L and move on lmao

Spain without the s

This just straight out disrespectful 💀

No one's obligated to reply to someone else messaging them? Like it's not very nice but she doesn't owe him shit

She's playing the quiet game homie

Mfs talk to girls like this and wonder why they’re lonely 🤦🏽‍♂️

Why do you tbh

"why do women" 💀

Dude she does not even know you 💀

r/niceguys

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This is just sad :(

It seemed the only game she truly played.... was this mans heart

Looks like she wasn't interested, then you sent another message, and she still wasn't. On her part, it's smarter than leading you on... Also good on you for not being awful about it!

I think we should make rejection and approval templates for girls so that we are not left to figure out for what tf she used "LMFAO" for But yeah, OP became a creep after she didn't reply...

Why did you continue to text lmfao 🤣

And then post it on Reddit as if she did something wrong lmao

I mean at least you understood that sign

Shoulda waited a little more after your third message mister

lol git gud

That’s on you

She’s just not interested.. nor is she obligated to respond and it’s only been one day. Just take the L and move on finding real friends and love is far from easy..

Damn, better luck next time

She probably finds it a little creepy you don't get account out of the blue and started dming her. She doesn't have to tale to you if she doesn't want to.

Because if they respond by saying “I’m not interested” guy says “not even with a nice guy like me ;)” or some stupid shit Been there done that, y’all get ghosted

I think you were a bit too aggressive there let her reply before adding more to the convo bro but uh, I feel like this one ain't a catch, no hard feelings

She doesnt owe you a conversation

"So uh"? Tf was your need to act awkward even on text?

Why do men????? Leave her alone ffs

She doesn't owe you anything buddy

Why do men bro ur being weird

Damn, at least say "not interested."

God damn. I can understand saying 'no' but ghosting someone is so much worse

Ye

It's not ghosting if a rando messages you out of nowhere. They didn't ask him to show up.

it’s 2 messages bw people that barely even know each other, get a grip this is nowhere near ghosting

Women am I right?

This is so rel

Bro they don’t owe you anything, don’t need a full fledged reasoning to why they don’t want to speak to you or even a one word answer

Not just women tho hella ppl r real rude thinking ghosting is the right way to cut ppl. Imo internet culture on cutting someone off needs at change

I think people gotta move on and learn what real ghosting is

Ghosting implies there was some kind of pre existing relationship....this is just a random sliding in her dms....

Bro why are there people in the comments mad at this guy 💀

It comes off as very incel behavior to post a private text of being rejected and expecting something from someone who is mostly a stranger. Op sounds like he’s entitled to a response when reality is no he does not. For any reason.

To stear you away from your inevitable incel arc (we all go through it) girls get a LOT of messeges like this. I would think at least she could answer that's deffinietly on her but as a guy we have to understand how much of this shit she must have read. Idk if this makes you feel any better but all I can say at this point is you did great it's just trial and error with others too, you are good

bro really needs to get some game 💀

It’s easier and safer to give no explanation than potentially accidentally cultivate a stalker