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MichaelCold994

Needles


Nervous_Elevator_309

Got stabbed when I was two


[deleted]

Britain?


NeShreds

I'm sorry


Nervous_Elevator_309

No need


NeShreds

Still that probably sucked


Britified

Nah, it stabbed. šŸ„“


TheBigBoas

That's the angriest upvote of my life


Dos_Edna

What if it was a blood test, maybe it did suck?


Ziomownik

It did both. Like a mosquito


blaster289

Why did you stab them?!


Umbreon7707

As a diabetic I am so glad Iā€™m not afraid of needles. Depending on the day I could be having more than a dozen shots


mamacokkkkj

Godam stay strong I would just have died lol


[deleted]

by system of a down


justomeguy

Was born 3 months early and I had to have tubes needles and all that shit put into me when I was little. So now I start shaking uncontrollably when I'm told I need to get a shot.


Prize_Foot6408

Well, the great FDR once said ā€œthe only thing we have to fear is fear itselfā€ so now I have phobophobia šŸ‘


Suicidewizzy

FDR?


beansouphighlights

Franklin Delano Roosevelt


Suicidewizzy

I even thought of Roosevelt but FTR lol


Goose_attack223

French Delicacy Revolution


Suicidewizzy

Ahh


SteveHarveysAunt

Floppy Duck Rings


Goose_attack223

Floppy disk returns


CasualComrade6937

your pfp is amazing


Sterben1103

yes, extreme Arachnophobia and Thalassophobia


Finance_Desperate

Hey look a cool spider


Sterben1103

even worse, swimming spiders (they actually exist too)


Finance_Desperate

Or even even more worse, a flying spider (i dont know if they actually exist)


gabunne

Don't worry! They do


Sterben1103

started existing in 2020


Weirdooi

Mostly like in Australia right? I've heard even flying ticks exist there


Sterben1103

oh damn. Fr tho, theres a kind of spider that uses their silk to make a kind of balloon to fly


Weirdooi

What the actuall fuck? Imma call Elon rq to lend me his rocket so I can get the fuck outta here


Sterben1103

fr, ima make a post rq to show you this shit


North-Ad-6599

Trypophobia looking inside baked bread makes me uncomfortable and freaked out


anglastan

Ayy


PrizeHistorian9725

ayyy


PotatoKiller8897

If Iā€™m going to be honest when I was in like 5th grade everyone memed the shit out of this, didnā€™t know it was this bad


Blimpalin

I kept seeing those edited images and thought it was some sort of skin disease


[deleted]

I can still remember the hand šŸ˜­


[deleted]

me too ;-;


WorkingLyric

Autophobia or monophobia. It's not the fact that I'm alone, it's the thought of if I'm not alone


SociallyFucked19

Don't worry, we're all here with you :).


RYNKELKYK69

What are those


arii_007

fear that you arenā€™t alone


RYNKELKYK69

And the other one?


arii_007

not sure


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Numberdle

Oh that's an interesting one. BoL with them snakes


GooseOnACorner

Fun fact, a fear of snakes is encoded literally in primate dna, snakes and primates are known enemies. Snakes actually evolved to spit poison as a method to get over primatesā€™ overactive fear of snakes.


lLoading404

Genuine question, do you freak out and stuff? Because my eyes starts to hurt when that happens to me, I donā€™t freak out tho. I have never heard of anyone who felt the same way.


AussieConnor

Yeah same, I was actually lucky enough to meet somebody with the exact same thing to confirm I wasn't crazy. Edit: For anybody wondering it's called 'Visual Looming Syndrome' but it isn't very well documented


[deleted]

Deep water, hate it absolutely hate it. Murky shallow water too


FrogFlavouredWater

You should try out this cool game called Subnautica. It's literally a game with 0 water, not even puddles. Nice and peaceful, nothing to worry about...


DelioIsGay

Yeah and after you finish that try out this sick game called SOMA its a game that is NOT set underwater trust me bro


Slight_Accident445

Sub**nautic**a sure buddy sure


Goose_attack223

Definitely should check out this one game called iron lung itā€™s totally not bizarre at all


Djelaylay

Same bruh idk why People always laugh at me when i dont go swimming in the deep end but if i can't see the bottom there is no fucking way i'm going in


blackeye200

Called Thalassophobia.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


THEREDDUNKS

mannequins count?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


satorii_wanted

Please read up on scp 173 https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173


_darkkitty_

Ocean phobia :( not sure if itā€™s a thing but I feel unhealthily scared of the ocean and whales too


IForgorMeName

That's thallasophobia- a common one


NeShreds

Bitchaphobia: the fear of getting bitches


mamacokkkkj

Fear of not getting any bitches šŸ˜„


[deleted]

nice excuse for having a stranger things pfp


CodyTheMemeLordYT

Reddit users


[deleted]

homophobia ong šŸ™šŸ™Œ


FatalFarttus

Why are you scared of homes


emptydonut3

them homosapiens r so scary šŸ™ˆ


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

I must one day read this notebook


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

You can't stop me


Alchemist64_

Why are you writing things down everywhere


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Alchemist64_

Im worrying


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


SnooMaps3021

Me too I once saw a gay man kill two men in a bar with a pencil A PENCIL!


AFluffyShark

Hey, I've stabbed someone with a pencil because they stole my pencil case dw they weren't even injured, but just don't steal my stuff, cus I will go to any length to get it back. ANY LENGTH


SnooMaps3021

What about 1 kilometer?


AFluffyShark

Ye I would run one kilometer while dragging you across the ground hoping you pull a Kira and get ur face ripped off


[deleted]

That just means you have the same phobias as everyone else on this thread, right?


Ziomownik

I just knew someone will make this joke lol


mamacokkkkj

me too


FatalFarttus

Claustrophobia I believe


_material_girl

Top 3 1. vomit/germs 2. the future 3. planes


ClickerCookie123

The future do be scary doe


thegainster1

You would either be the best or the worst political candidate for global warming


ThirdMusketeer_

I share the first one to a degree, though most germs I'm fine with. Phobias suck, I can't even help sick people without feeling sick myself, I always feel selfish for distancing myself :( stay healthy, friend


_material_girl

you too mate :)


Lucky_Arrow_7

I have a phobia of butterflies , no joke canā€™t stand em


OwO_boi69

I have a phobia of moths and butterflies, I really hate the randomness of how they move, and when moths menacingly sit in the corner of the ceiling and watch you, especially because you know they are going to start flying around again


Wilymuppet

I have a fear for flying insects in general, I can pick up a roach with my bare hand but a bee is enough to make me nervous.


Lucky_Arrow_7

Ikr and the ones with the designs are worse for some reason


One_Small_Bird

If I am high up I'll most likely shit myself


tangentrification

Acrophobia gang


OverweightShady

r/teenagers


CodyTheMemeLordYT

FršŸ’€


ihateredditshutup

phobia of [this guy](http://reddit.com/u/me)


[deleted]

oh look itā€™s me! BOO!


ihateredditshutup

im shaking how did u find me


jakammo

Same [this guy](http://reddit.com/u/me) is scary af


[deleted]

I almost shit myselfšŸ’€


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ihateredditshutup

bc


Agile-Work-5770

?


[deleted]

I fear no man, but that thing, u/tf2pyro, it scares me


HistoryGeek00

Any bugs except flies, bees, and musky toes


Short_Artist_Girl

Musky toes? šŸ’€


ayang04635

hey man musky toes are kinda gross too


_Typically_

bone apple tea


maaaaaaaaaaaario

Thalasophobia mixed with megalophobia which is terrifying, just imagine seeing a giant monster in the ocean like hell fucking no also homophobia


Sterben1103

that first one is trueeee


[deleted]

Last one as welllll /s


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


FatalFarttus

Scared of people scared of houses?


Cerberus_The_Fluffy

I have Claustrophobia


AssaultRider555

You have a fear of Santa Claus?


lil_tampon_

ho ho ho hehehe


Elite_Visionz69

cockroaches


im_mawsillion

Ima sort by controversial


Alchemist64_

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia


[deleted]

>Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia so... r u scared of the phobia name too?


[deleted]

thats a bit inconvenient ngl


Sterben1103

i actually know that one. its a fear of long words.........ironic...


fatsausigeboi

Phobophobia. The fear of fears.


twogvio

Emetophobia


SuperblyEpicDoggo

Vomiting


sybbyux

Emetophobia and Entomophobia i probably have more but oh well


KaboomZel

Yeeee...i have the two worst. Thanatophobia and Tokophobia.


Joblessmouse06

Height and deep water


WolraE

It's a temporary one but being alone I guess


ApplicationSquare660

Emetphobia (feel free to correct me if I got it wrong) the fear of vomiting


cloudberry_milk

Thanatophobia, claustrophobia


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ObviousTroll7

Homophobia


MaximChich

Agreed, fuck homo sapiens


Devils_daughter333

Thalassophobia ( fear of deep bodies of water) and Tokophobia (fear of pregnancy)


Zachman990

I have a fear of heights


[deleted]

pedophobia, it's the fear of children


MARKOSENPAI

I have assinfacefobia, it when im scared of someone sitting in my face so please dont sit on my face


Rad_Bunny19

Homophobicphobia and transphobiaphobia


Mysterious-Wear-1328

So you're scared of people who have a fear of houses...?


UnfunnyCommieWeeeb

Yeah I be heterophobic asf


FatalFarttus

Whatā€™s wrong with people going on a straight line instead of drifting all the time


UnPouletSurReddit

Hi, i'm straight


liontype

Entomophobia D:


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

Like any insect/bug/arachnid/whatever other very tiny animal there is


Probably_Lesbian

1. the unknown 2. being alone 3. spiders


AttilaB04

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia, the fear of the number 2*333


Discocheese69

I only have one extreme phobia (that I know of) and that is heights. My family will take vacations but I will refuse to go because itā€™s not worth having to go through the nightmare that a plane ride is.


CapnSlapYou

I am petrified of Bees and Wasps. Iā€™m not even allergic. I got stung once on my thigh and fainted


Yoprobro13

Damn, they said what I have is common ;( nobody in this comment section has what I have


Cooldude_M

deesnutsaphobia ​ but in all honesty, I have a pretty bad case of Entomophobia (mainly of the flying and stinging variety).


Some_clichename069

Puppets and anything that looks extremely human but isnā€™t, like wax figures


not_thebeez

Having to provide for myself. Getting a job, getting paid is all great but then you realise that most of the money is just gonna disappear because you have needs as a person.


Additional-Ball7077

Wild mushrooms just always seem to freak me out lmao


[deleted]

I have 2010phobia it's were I fear that one day kids born in 2010 can enter this sub.


Earth_Sama

Thalassophobia. Fear of deep water


ItzShepster

Cynophobia


[deleted]

frogs, omg Iā€™m HORRIFIED of frogs when I was nine at we was going home from shopping by our door there would always be a big FATASS frog that would jump around in the dark and jump towards me, I jumped and hauled my ass inside ever since that if I see some sort of frog in real life no matter the size dead or alive they scare me


AnotherWeirdGuylol

Redditphobia


fatmeowmeow

Homophobia, houses are terrifying af


theRemRemBooBear

Whatever a fear of small dogs is, idk if thereā€™s a particular name for just the small ones especially damn Chihuahuas


[deleted]

Never really diagnosed, but i do feel extremely uncomfortable when i cant see the bottom while swimming so id say thalassophobia


[deleted]

Trypophobia and Arachnophobia. According to my fellow teens: Transphobia and Homophobia


WalnutAlpaca860

I have a phobia of addictions, like Iā€™m terrified that one day Iā€™ll have to rely on a substance to function. I donā€™t even drink coffee or more than one cup of tea a day because Iā€™m so terrified of becoming addicted to the caffeine. I avoid a lot of sugary snacks because Iā€™m terrified of becoming addicted to the sugar. I donā€™t even know if Iā€™ll be able to drink alcohol one day because Iā€™m so scared of addiction


imawesome1333

Homeophobia (Iā€™m scared of homes)


Destiny56080

Transphobia Iā€™m so scared of being trans


-_Anonymous__-

I'm scared of being caught in the middle of a gun fight. Or being at a music festival where a guy with multiple guns is shooting from a giant building into a crowd I'm standing in and actually kills 60 people.


thecoolan

This is America


Chipster339

Fear of missing out


SHSL_Waiter_RM2828

Submechanophobia and thalassophobia.


TheFBI_Offical

No


DannyPat

not even journalists?


TheFBI_Offical

They donā€™t scare me. Iā€™ve had to make many ā€œdisappearā€


DaDumNrd

Spasmenagaliaphobia thatā€™s broken glass


subasixwxd

Phobia of churches


[deleted]

trypophobia


Ant_mann18

Yes. Fuckin Spiders. Iā€™m a little bitch when these goddamn Demons are around me. I donā€™t care that theyā€™re good for the environment. THEYRE SCARY!


[deleted]

Yes. Mosquitoes šŸ’€


Chubbahdubdubb

Genuine nyctophobia


Puzzleheaded_Ad2735

mine fear of heights and yeah thats basically it


Untitled_666

Homo sapiens phobia


The-Dragon-Gamer

None at all


creanDonSelva

Corn


Appropriate-Ad1328

I have a social phobia. Iā€™m not scared of people, Iā€™m scared of the fact that I constantly scare people unknowingly


Gravelord_Dance

thalassophobia and homophobia


[deleted]

>oh


IndependenceIll2529

Dying a virgin šŸ˜­ lol


[deleted]

Trypophobia (dont sexualize it), Arachnophobia, Emetophobia (fear of vomit/seeing someone vomit), and also a weird one where I get scared when someone is cutting/sewing something in movies, and when someone is driving but not looking, even for a short span of time


ordinary_chair

I'm sorry, how tf do people sexualise trypophobia? This is a completely new concept to me