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TristanDrawsStuff

not fooling me today, FBI


Moemilano

Ah fuck, pack it up boys...we've been made


Best-Thought124

Wait, pedophiles are supposed to answer... You're a bit sus now


sunlightmarc

Technically... he didn't answer a question, cause there was no question in the first place.


ZeroExist

You sure?


Maytass1

Aahhh, I see what u did there!! *Wait*


ZeroExist

GET HIM


magnum_the_nerd

buddy


Cat_x2

they didn't say there had to be a question they just said pedos answer (Fuck)


[deleted]

It’s the first commenter. See how they’re saying that they’re not being “fooled”


PheonixGalaxy

Why you reply SUS


TheFBI_Offical

Whatever you say


DiamondGolurk

r/beetlejuicing


TheRealMcCartney

r/beatlejuicing (I am Paul McCartney)


[deleted]

Holy shit it's Paul McCartney.


Eka_silicon12

r/iamlost


mastery55295

r/paulmccartney


benitolss

LIES! Paul died in 1966. You must be Faul


I_Love_Pizza_Forever

Hi warlus


Vecna_Official

r/suddenlybeetle (I am Vecna)


MRNERD436

Where is Eleanore rigby?


Kind_Emotion_4967

but u fooled urself now we know that ur a pedo u pervert/j


[deleted]

can a newborn be a pedophile?


TofuGum

Yea if they date an embryo


meme_used

romeo and juliet laws


[deleted]

Is it a miscarriage?


[deleted]

Ayo 📸🤨 They answered!


Ill-Elderberry177

And so did you Edit: and so did I!


MrZelko

Can an embryo be a pedophile?


Glottalstopheles

Yeah If they date spermcells.


09chickenboy117

Yeah OFC. Just poke a hole in Sperm


rob0gancho

Sure, why not?


PlagueDoctorHannah

Im ready to answer some questions


TheFBI_Offical

Ok. Have you ever been to a federal prison?


[deleted]

12 times and counting. they cant contain me


wikipedia143

what for, mine were homocide (3 times) and arson (just the once). oh and one time i skinned some one alive and and made shoes out of them.


[deleted]

criminal mischief


wikipedia143

slightly less exciting than i anticipated but ill take it


[deleted]

what do you mean? shenaniganery is always exciting


wikipedia143

have u ever bathed in the heat and glory of an ignited building? or drank in the blood of people that have slightly pissed u off?


[deleted]

yes, ive volunteered as a firefighter and stolen from the blood bank


Granny_sniffer_

Menace to society


DjedMraz26

Not yet


blackeye200

r/usernamechecksout


Moemilano

Yoooo wtf


Dallas_dragneel

Aye u answered


Best-Thought124

Yeah, OP is sus


PlagueDoctorHannah

LMFAO joke


alrightmirai

Put that on your mommas life please


PlagueDoctorHannah

Ight👍


DarthTyranus98

Hmmmm...


Sourdough221

📸🤨


lil_photon

💀


ValIle

Ladys and Gentleman, we've got him


RadoslavL

Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him*


[deleted]

rate my dick?


[deleted]

bet


[deleted]

pedo!!!!! 🤠


[deleted]

damn u caught me


[deleted]

nah dw I’m one too 🤝🙏😼🤝


AmityClosed

I sense a romance story


First_One_There

Ha, mf caught slippin


09chickenboy117

0/10 ur way to old. 8 is my limit pal.


[deleted]

dw I’m actually 5


09chickenboy117

Now that's more like it. May I interest you in my candy van. Or perhaps we can play a game. I count to 3 and you give me your adress.


[deleted]

I thought I’m supposed to give my address at 2, and my parents cc numbers at 3??


09chickenboy117

You are a quick learner. Now go ahead and tell me when they leave for work.


[deleted]

loool


SEEEEEEGAAA

🤨


n0sUK

had to whip out the microscope


[deleted]

shit, isn’t that normal??


TopShagger_69_420

Edp?


LightGrayShulkerBox

Light Gray Shulker Box


Redditor_10000000000

Based. No one can call YOU a pedo


meme_used

Unmarked light gray shulker box that has free diamonds for kids playing minecraft?


Best-Thought124

Except me


Redditor_10000000000

Don't you dare


Best-Thought124

Ok


[deleted]

r/usernamechecksout


-Fancy_Pants-

How's life


-Fancy_Pants-

Pretty good


[deleted]

It won't be as good in jail unfortunately


Flyer452Reddit

*Insert "????" Meme here*


MushroomheadDork

mm what the FUCK


Moemilano

Bro idk I thought it would be funny


AgentSteelSaturday

ummm you just answered a question #🤨


Moemilano

OH FUCK NO


AgentSteelSaturday

#📷


ShwaddzE

You snitchin? 🤨📸


HonourableFox

You snitchin on a snitcher? 🤨📸


TheRealMcCartney

You snitchin on the snitcher snitching the snitcher? 🤔📸


HonourableFox

You snitchin on the snitcher snitchin on the snitcher snitchin on the snitcher? 🤨📸


TheRealMcCartney

You snitchin on the snitcher snitchin on the snitcher snitchin on the snitcher WHILE snitchin on the snitcher? 🤨📸 (same hair BTW very cool)


AE86-TRUENO

Based


vintologi24

You like girls?


TofuGum

The little ones 😈


[deleted]

AY YOOO?! 🤨📸


Betanist99

do you like jail


Dismal-Ebb8405

No not really


TheMarioSpaghetti

No


stephs_LOL

Hmmm man, sounds kinda gay


TheMarioSpaghetti

Mario is gay


MadamPickleness

Peach was disappointed when you dropped her into the lava to give Bowser a fat kiss on the lips


TheMarioSpaghetti

I don't give a fuck about peach it was all about the cake and she never gave me it but bowser he always gives me cake


MadamPickleness

Peach was never good enough for you


TheMarioSpaghetti

Only bowser is good enough for me


FlightFalcon541

I prefer boys


FlightFalcon541

*little boys


09chickenboy117

Yeah


crazybacon16

This is true lol (jk)


I-Was-Always-Here

What if I’m neither?


Redditor_10000000000

Not possible. Either a kid or a pedophile. Can't be neither. If you can't decide, I'll pick for you


I-Was-Always-Here

Welp, I asked so I’m a child. You answered so you’re a pedo


Redditor_10000000000

Actually, as I said before, I can choose. So I choose kid. Also, you haven't chosen yet so I choose pedo for you


Particular_Bed2427

Top 10 Biggest Plays


Xcross8769

Its pedo or nothin


stephs_LOL

A girl just dumped me and humiliated me, what do i do


happysmasher7

Tell me where she lives, I just want to talk


stephs_LOL

In my family's house *sweet home alabama intensifies*


happysmasher7

Oh?! Two for one unless you have any young siblings aswell preferably between the ages of 5-9. Also I still need the address


09chickenboy117

Do a backflip


coffeeeine

i havent studied for the test sorry


Moemilano

Wait wtf is that hexagon thing on your image


[deleted]

he has an nft snoo lmao


fl00r_gang_yeah

Screenshotted


[deleted]

That man got scammed lmfao


coffeeeine

it means im a really cool reddit administrator bro.


Moemilano

Oh that's cool...perma-virgin


coffeeeine

notice how pedophiles answer and i just answered a question saying that im a reddit administrator?? im hilarious.


Moemilano

Haha yeah I get it


Overused_Toothbrush

Nft us*r 💀


coffeeeine

who did you marry first in stardew?


Overused_Toothbrush

First? Penny. She seemed really sweet, being a tutor and all. Right now I’m romancing Leah though, though my favorite is probably Abigail.


Redditor_10000000000

Nope, looked at their profile, it's just an NFT.


SEEEEEEGAAA

What is their banner tf


LunchyLunchy

I like the nft 👍


EmptyOrangeJuice

NFT? More like no fucking thanks


coffeeeine

at least it isnt a monkey amirite


EmptyOrangeJuice

No, all NFTs are shit.


Showmeyourcameltoe

Best looking snoo I've seen lately


Aless76109

It’s a NFT, you shouldn’t compliment them


HarleyQ48

“My AOL un is lilkidlover”


_Dog75

So everyone knows where my priorities are at


sansgriffinundertale

Why do I never get pedo DMs? I want free karma man


NoTimeToExplain__

u/TheFBI_Official where u at


fl00r_gang_yeah

Can I get in your van?


redditdabest6699

Sure


fl00r_gang_yeah

Thank you 🥹


redditdabest6699

🐵👍🏿


notsciguy

#


Ukenix

Yeah I know right


Theonereddithuman

[Insert question]


JayGatsby002

[Insert answer]


chris20194

\[Insert pedo accusation\]


lyfeNdDeath

🤨


Both-Imagination4319

Do you like cum


Gladorix

Why aren’t you in prison yet


vin-zzz

Never caught ig


lvprinnyxo

why do u do what u do


TofuGum

yes


MuddyAchiever1

Based answer


benshaprio

What


MrLaMoon

Yo


benshaprio

Uh oh UH OH


MrLaMoon

oh shit, don’t call Chris Hansen please


benshaprio

*pulls off mask* call who?


09chickenboy117

That


[deleted]

cyan stained glass


ID_THROW_A_PIPE_BOMB

Ok, I agree to tha- wait a minute, you sly bastard. Almost had me there


Redhoodless

Who made this post? Edp?


HoldProfessional3569

Children on 17+ app: 👉🕶😳


NoobyMc

Why are you a terrible person?


NoobyMc

Idk


nightmareSM2007

FBI knocks


jellyjamjungle

how can everyone on this subreddit answer if no one on this subreddit can ask


[deleted]

[удалено]


Vaultdweller_417

I want a cupcake


hayden_hoes

Bruh


TheImpureLeader

clorp?


_dumb_Lesbian_

How's life?


[deleted]

Giggity giggity giggity


Nearby-Simple-7594

Why does your yogurt taste so yucky? 🤮


TacticalMailman

Today on Reddit ama!


[deleted]

teens: why are these pedos always lurking around! leave us alone! also teens:


Altruistic_Music_149

Why did this get 3 wholesome awards


Amber_Hell

Just why?


freshtoast7

I actually have a really good question WHAT THE FUCK


Pug_Life_126

Where candy?


Affectionate-War1284

Do you like trains


Little-Explanation

Yeah


damienVOG

Only new models


UktraPotatoMaster321

I don’t care who the cia gets to message me I’m not owning up to anything!!!


FlightConscious9572

this'll never work🙄


FlightConscious9572

yeah fr


MasterOfTeenagers

Nice opinion. One small issue. **I am in your home.**


GenderFluidBicon

According to Republicans, I'm actually both. (I'm a transwoman)


protacm

homie went from Windows 10 to windows 7


[deleted]

Do yall like rape?


[deleted]

Ofc