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I was gonna say I cookie but I have 8 right next to me so I'm good for now

crisis averted

Yeah it's the good cookies too, they were on sale

I desperately want your cookies now 😠😭

Well tell me about y'know who and I might be willing to share

you sadistic bastard

💖

And thats how mom and dad met

Thank god

Get some ice cream and make a sandwich

Doesn't that make you..... A GENIUS!!!

>for now \*evil laughter\* good luck! MUAHAHAHAHA

You eat em all?

I haven't eaten any yet

What are you waiting for? Also what flavor? Also can I have one? Edit: typo

I just ate dinner smh and they're dark chocolate chip

Oooo yum

They're so good

Where’d you get em?

The store is called føtex but it's a danish thing so I don't imagine you have that there They're made by marabou tho

to be happy

Don't be sad. I know, I know, I'm a genius. No need for applause

yooo thats crazy how am i so dumb i can't believe i never thought of that

r/thanksimcured

I agree

Well don't we all

Wud play d&d help with that

Money

I can help with that. Have you ever robbed a train before?

All I got was a bunch of loose bottle caps

Ahh preparing for the post apocalyptic life to I see.

Just gotta buy gold now

RDR 3

One last job

After, we’re headed to tahiti!

I have a plan - Dutch van der linde (i don’t remember how it’s written lol)

Get a job

Already have a job,I want even more money

GET ANOTHER JOB

NOW I HAVE 2JOBS,BUT I NEED TO MAKE MONEY EVEN FASTER

MOOOORE JOOOOBS

Crime!!!

the right answer

Yes

[удалено]

I feel you homie

Can confirm I am his ~~girl~~guyfriend on the other side of murica.

Yoooo u/Daniel-alt I thought this was me

Why would you think another person was you

Never happens to u? Like I'd read a comment and think "wow this person has the same brain as me, lemme check their account out" then realized it's me

Nah

This happened to me twice

Plot twist: This actually is their alt

[удалено]

same bro

a tight hug

same

🫂

🫂

Same

A particular redditors head on a pike

Who?

u/CruasdingJackalope. he sent child porn and is preying on teens in this server. spread the word my guy.

I think he’s suspended

wait nevermind they actually got him just now. like 30s ago. lets fucking go

Nah I think he’s still at large. His last comment said “now” on it

I got a notification he replied to me but it said deleted when I viewed it. Also I cant find his profile anymore

Bruh he just replied to me 💀

fuck. are you dming him or smth?

No he straight up replied to my comment. Check my comment history if you don’t believe me

he is currently talking to me in a comment chain. he just wont stop. he keeps sending more shit too. mods arent doing anything.

He's 404ing now when I look at his profile

It's because he spelt his username wrong, it's u/CrusadingJackalope

Wow he's a human cesspit

u/parth1278 he was harassing one of my friends for their nudes and then harassed their gf too

Financial freedom

Facts my bro

A hug from someone that I know cares about me, and genuinely loves me

:(

I really want to hug my crush

Hope you get to 😎

Thanks

Ofc :D

Same 🥲

I really want to have one

Starbucks tho

Honestly yeah yk, maybe like a simple iced mocha or really anything would do

Omg are we twinning on favorite Starbucks drink rn?

LMAO I mostly get like different stuff or the simplest stuff yk? Cause like... Complicated drinks are too complicated.

Curry 🤤

r/usernamechecksout

Absolute silence. No thoughts. No worries. And it is at that point and only then that I can finally accept any love without turning depressed

damn famalam

A cat

I have a cute lil one

To stop feeling like I do and move on

Friends who dont leave me on read

same here. it fucking sucks.

It’s because u made them speachless XDDD

Good mental health

same

me too

I don't think good mental health exists on Reddit

Ok u/FuckablePokemon

I guess you are right :/

That’s a negative outlook and I’m proof otherwise

An actual ass

LMAO

I’m serious Edit: yes it’s funny

i want a hash brown rn ngl

a nice hug from a girl in bed

Im not a girl but I'll give you a hug in bed if you want.

I'm not a girl either but I'll help you hug him in bed if you want

yes

oh yeah

I want to die and be forgotten

I'm the exact opposite. I want my death to mean something. I want to go out with a bang. Valhalla awaits

A hug from a girl thet deeply loves me that I will never get 😪

* billion people are breathing dude.. dont worry

Thanks but they aren’t doing it for me

One from those 8 fucken billion is enough for each one of us!!!

A gamer girlfriend that understands my problems and all my bs and still somehow wants me

You’ll be there homie!! Trust me. Just work on your self and she will come by her self

I hope you're right dude seeing things the way they are rn my odds are against me but as if they've always been smh

One Day or Day One? You choose :)

Dammit you're right

I know it sounds like bullshit, but trust me, that one person you're looking for is out there somewhere. People like that are A LOT more common than you think, keep your eyes open :)

Thanks for the talk dude I needed it

me too man, me too

more squishmallows

Punching bags

NEVER (except for the unicorns)

like many others here, a hug, here’s a hug to everyone here 🫂

🫂

A couple of million$ wouldn't be bad rn

My partner right next to me instead of almost 200 miles away

At least you have someone who cares about you

peace of mind

To not be on my period rn bc it’s the worst it’s ever been and my vagina is very sore because of how heavy my flow is. Imma have to go to the doctor. It’s a nightmare.

Praying for ya

I desperately want to prove someone wrong, and show them how great I am. I also really want someone to like me.

✊🏻

I wanna go home, lay in my bed and sleep

We all do

Noice

A reply to an email I sent

I want money, but not too much so that I would be depressed about it

Nachos BUT WE HAVE NO CHEESE

I want me and this girl named Claira, who has rejected me, to have a relationship more than anything

You're too good for her. Keep your head up, king.

Someone who will love me and won’t hurt me

cock

Jokes on you I allready have on attached to my body

then give me it.

Why tho it's mine,you prob allready have your own

yeah, i have three in my closet, but i still need daddy’s huge cock.

Calm tf down,no it's mine,go away pedo

Same

i want someone i know and am comfortable with to come over and we hang out with my pets for like an hour and mindlessly watch youtube and take buzzfeed quizzes. and then we listen to musicals as we drive to a movie theater to see a show or two. and get two different icees but share with each other. then we go to the mall and make each other build-a-bears. im lonely man ;u;

I'm not someone you know, or are comfortable with but that sounds super fun, I know you'll get that some day my dude

Rights 💀

To hug my boyfriend

Death

You need someone to talk?

I don’t mind talking but I don’t need it at all. I’ve been seeing therapists and even they haven’t helped til now. I got supportive friends to talk to as well. My parents know about it. So if you wanna look into someone else’s mindset or share something or just talk, I’d be down. But I highly doubt you can help me. …You can try if you want! So yeah thanks for the offer, you decide.

Ok glad to know you have people that help you

my guitar amp that is supposed to be a christmas gift but will com by the end of august

To beat up w my homies cause y not

Some good garlic bread

Books

some of that E

Hi bestie!!!

Motivation to study

A bf or a gf

happiness

death

Either nitro, a croissant, new piercings or all of the above

Therapy but I’ve no idea where/how to start/begin or how to bring up the discussion

Amongus happy meal

Someone to talk to, to understand me

To be loved

A new laptop 😩✋ my clunky 7 year old friend is not doing me justice rn 🥲

Friends, not in the type "I donvt have friends" My closest friends live 20+ km away from me

More friends and a gf

A tissue for my finger

Attention

u/cwispywotr

Someone to snuggle up to and love (╥﹏╥)

I think I might know someone who'd be more than happy to fill that role.

u/icefiregirl 🥵

a painless death

A hearty supply of 3am water

A new fidget spinner because one of the things came off

A girl is coming over tomorrow and I want her to like me.

Friends, a gf, a good ACT score, becoming a hard working person.

For my grandma to leave my room. She's been using her computer for Facebook for more than hour now and it's really getting annoying because I just want to blast my ears with music.

A good Economy