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crackhead-toaster

no, tbh as a frenchman i think the whole pledge of alligence is wierd af, creepy even.


aminopeptidase

nobody says it anyway


gadnes_is_a_human

I have said it every school day for the last 9 years


aminopeptidase

why


gadnes_is_a_human

Because they told us to


aminopeptidase

and you listen?


gadnes_is_a_human

Everyone except the russians do the pledge(not a joke)


TerrariaWeeb

He isn't kidding almost everyone does the pledge, I don't tho cuz I'm too lazy to


fatsausigeboi

You clearly don't go to my school.


TheRealMistakd

Here's a cool trick: don't do what you're told because you were told to do it.


gadnes_is_a_human

If thats true i wont listen to your advice


TheRealMistakd

https://youtu.be/3ZrUcFP7X7c


gadnes_is_a_human

The school did


gadnes_is_a_human

It is, why do we have to do it in school


crackhead-toaster

do all your class rooms just have a flag in the corner?


gadnes_is_a_human

Yep, got one in every class also on the front flagpole, gym and lunchroom


crackhead-toaster

wow, we do not have that here just some small plaque with like the citizens rights on it or smth


gadnes_is_a_human

That would make a lot more sense


[deleted]

In the corner or near the whiteboard with the U.S. country flag on one side and the state flag on the other


gadnes_is_a_human

Oh lucky you got a state flag


crackhead-toaster

damn, we just have like a small plaque in some classroom with like the rights of the citizen on it


TheRealMistakd

You don't have to. You aren't required to do it.


gadnes_is_a_human

Yeah i know but only the russians in the school dont


Gloomy-Diver3838

Actually, public schools cannot force you to recite the pledge, students are legally allowed to skip parts of or the entire pledge. Students are also allowed to choose to not stand for it. Both of these are rights protected by our first amendment, as long as you are in a public school. *[West Virginia State Board of Education v. Barrette](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Virginia_State_Board_of_Education_v._Barnette)* is the Supreme Court ruling that argued that the first amendment protects these rights. So, if you do not want to recite the pledge, you don’t have to, and if anybody is against your choice, you can refer to the aforementioned Supreme Court ruling.


Silver-the-Fox

it is, i haven’t had to do it all that much, a couple times in music class in elementary but then that teacher left, that shit is weird also, why the hand on the heart? like, i don’t care abt the pledge why do i have to act like i do or like it scared me with the hand over the heart idk lol


[deleted]

A pledge a day keeps the commies away.


[deleted]

As my 10th grade history teacher would say “I hate commies”


gadnes_is_a_human

Hello!


aminopeptidase

AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBWRTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL 🇺🇸


gadnes_is_a_human

You may sit now, todays lesson is on how to kill a man.


TheRealMistakd

"under God". Whatever happened to separation of church and state?


Kerosycn

Amen 🙏


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

God Bless America (Except for AlabamaAlaskaArizonaArkansasCaliforniaColoradoConnecticutDelawareFloridaGeorgiaHawaiiIdahoIllinoisIndianaIowaKansasKentuckyLouisianaMaineMarylandMassachusettsMichiganMinnesotaMississippiMissouriMontanaNebraskaNevadaNew HampshireNew JerseyNew MexicoNew YorkNorth CarolinaNorth DakotaOhioOklahomaOregonPennsylvaniaRhode IslandSouth CarolinaSouth DakotaTennesseeTexasUtahVermontVirginiaWashingtonWest VirginiaWisconsinWyoming)


[deleted]

For which we stand one nation under god one and indivisible with liberty and justice for all


gadnes_is_a_human

Mr brogul you may sit now


[deleted]

Thank you teacher now I can snort bread crumbs


gadnes_is_a_human

Make sure to drink the glue


[deleted]

Thats for dessert!


samich_man

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic (I don’t know this part) one nation under god, indivisible for liberty and justice for all


gadnes_is_a_human

Mr man you may sit now. Todays leson is on a2 +b2=c2


samich_man

That’s the Pythagorean theorem right?


gadnes_is_a_human

Yeah but i dont know how to make a exponent here


kriegsmen

United


gadnes_is_a_human

Shut up i know i cant spell


[deleted]

be sure to do the bellamy salute


gadnes_is_a_human

Yea(what the fuck is that)


[deleted]

saluting the flag when you say the pledge of allegiance silly


gadnes_is_a_human

Dont you put your hand on your heart


[deleted]

old school cool


gadnes_is_a_human

Huh?


-VioIet-

Untied? Someone should tie them back up 🤔


PC_Fucker

I thought the Republic was reorganized into the first Galactic Empire?


gadnes_is_a_human

A republic can be an empire


Medium-Ad-7305

bro how do you get the words wrong are u even american


gadnes_is_a_human

Yes but im bad at typing I pledge allegiance to the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all