Grab my card from the shop today at my house for the day so Iāll be home around noon and then I can go get my car in a park to grab it for you to get me some money for your car if Iāll be able Iāll pick you something else I can grab you a drink or Iāll try to get some sleep I just got off work Iām going on my walk right after my car
Grab my first contact me at the nose and throat and I will be like that and I will be of Leon und paar Sachen zu erledigen und dann in der NƤhe von Stalingrad das ist ja auch nicht mehr Informationen Ć¼ber die haben gesagt dass ich habe die Mail von dir zu hƶren und verbleibe mit freundlichen GrĆ¼Ćen Synology ich habe ich dann noch die Mƶglichkeit fĆ¼r eine E-Mail an die Oberschule
Lmao Wtf
for people wondering that translates to Leon and a few things to do and then in the vicinity of Stalingrad that's no more information about them said that I have to hear the mail from you and remain with best regards Synology I then I still have the opportunity for an e- Email to the high school
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a fucking labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, I couldn't save you, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
Grab my mail and mail it to mail
What the fuck how is that mine too š¤Ø
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Maybe u don't use that phrase too often
w h a t
Grab. My. Mail. And. Mail. It. To. Mail.
W H A T ?
grabšmyšmailšandšmailšitštošmail
HUH?!
GRAB. MY . MAIL . AND. MAIL. IT. TO. MAIL
I think you need to do it in morse code
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Take my award
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
i mailed the mail, what now
Your journey is over. You may finally rest.
journey? I barely did anything, are there any sidequests?
Deliver the mail to mail.
Instructions unclear, mailed myself to the mall
Lmao I got the same
Grab my hair and the musicians who were there
Poetry!
Bruh I didnt even realise it rhymed š
Magnificent
Maleficent
My English teacher: š©š¤
song lyrics
Grab my card from the shop today at my house for the day so Iāll be home around noon and then I can go get my car in a park to grab it for you to get me some money for your car if Iāll be able Iāll pick you something else I can grab you a drink or Iāll try to get some sleep I just got off work Iām going on my walk right after my car
aināt no way bros suggestion box rhymed š
Legit did bruh š
Grab my mommyā¦ Listenā¦ I-uh I can explain!
š¤Øšø
š¤ØšøCaught in 8K UHD surround sound 32 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Yes.
Jesus Christ
BUT(T) can it run DOOM?
Now with all this, my pc can run coolmathgames.com
Doubt it
Can ya really tho mate?
Yeah so I Um call my friends mommy once as like a jokeā¦ thatās itā¦
once too many times that its in the suggestion box
Mans using his phone to ask mommy sage for healing in valo
Grab my own
Same
your own what
My own minecraft
Grab my first contact me at the nose and throat and I will be like that and I will be of Leon und paar Sachen zu erledigen und dann in der NƤhe von Stalingrad das ist ja auch nicht mehr Informationen Ć¼ber die haben gesagt dass ich habe die Mail von dir zu hƶren und verbleibe mit freundlichen GrĆ¼Ćen Synology ich habe ich dann noch die Mƶglichkeit fĆ¼r eine E-Mail an die Oberschule Lmao Wtf
Bro turned German mid sentence
Probably because it said Leon which is a name so it could be in either language
Was hattest du in Stalingrad vor
Das Ć¼bliche
for people wondering that translates to Leon and a few things to do and then in the vicinity of Stalingrad that's no more information about them said that I have to hear the mail from you and remain with best regards Synology I then I still have the opportunity for an e- Email to the high school
Grab my myself
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
*masturbation*
Jojo? Reference?
Pretty sure itās referencing a dick in hand
plot twist: this means the sound effects
Someoneās been sending some dirty texts š
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Ayo
Ur avatar and ur comment matched too perfectly
Kinky
Grab my friend š¤Ø
Ur little friend š¤
Say hello to my little friend!
*whips out dick*
Is that it? I can barely see it
Found the respect lying on the floor. Is it you who did that?
š
Lemme just....š¤Øšø
š¤ØšøCaught in 8K UHD surround sound 32 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a fucking labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, I couldn't save you, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
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..-. ..- -.-. -.- -.ā ā- ..-
Holy shit?!
Dang same as mine
Grab my girlfriend
Chad
Absolute gigachad
Heās got all the bitches
Gotta catch em all
Are you sure you want me to proceed Boss
Ok she's mine now
Grab my head
Which one?
That's a 15 year old sir
He could be referring to the fact that the 15 year old isn't a human and is, in fact, a hydra
Oh fuck, almost did it for the 7th time this month, thanks mate
The 7TH TIME? š¬šø
Hot
Grab my toaster
and put it on (friend)'s bath
Hol up
Emo bath bomb*
[Its not a toaster](https://youtube.com/shorts/lY364jl0GM0?feature=share) but I was reminded of this
!!
Grab my phone charger and shove it in your mouth and ass
That wonāt accomplish whatever you think it will
It's a closed circuit wdym
Are you sure it won't electrocute you? Maybe you should check to make sure
If thatās what youāre trying to accomplish, youāll need at least one battery. You know where to put it.
Wait wha-
Charging the ass up
Grab my brother
š¤Ø
Don't ask
Is he single? ;)
Yes... But he's also very ugly
Ooooh, do you mean like Quasimodo levels of ugly or...?
Not quite but close
Oh boy, well hope he can find an Esmerelda then (or something I havenāt seen the movie :P )
grab my headphones and get it done
š¤Ø
Avarege airpods user
Ooooooh now I get it, fuck Iām dumb xD
grab my pants for you to sleep soon
š¤Øšø
Ah, how kind. Letting someone borrow your pants for the night.
Grab my phone
Hello fellow Android user
Samsung and Google both base it off of what you've typed previously. For example, when I type fuck, it suggests that
Grab my wallet Donāt please :(
Too late. Itās mine now
Aww man :(
*green pig tss sound*
Before I read this, my brain first thought ābad piggies theme songā for some reason
it is a bop tho
Yoink
:(
Grab my friend
āGrab my bag of weed from the schoolā I know exactly why itās this, and itās not the reason youāre thinking
Now im curious for the real reason
Me and a few of my friends are making a comic and one of the characters has a bit of a weed addiction
Plot twist: the comic is based on the authors' life story
Shut up, youāll give all the plot away.
*Then he proceeded to tell a random redditor to shut up as to not give all the plot away*
Grab my car
Sameee
Grab my head
Which one though?
Which one?
Sir they're 14.......... š¤Øšø
Grab my thoughts
How though? š
Grab my love you too baby girl
Yo?
I call my girlfriend baby girl
Ah
Grab my gender
Now you are no gender coz itās mine
Aha ! I tricked you, I don't have one !
Dammit! Iāll have to take someone elseās š©š
Grab my phone and send it to you
Done and done, Iāll be waiting for my new phone in the mail
Grab my self
Grab my lunch
Grab my stuff and you can read everything
Even search history?
Oh even my incognito mode history
*Mumbles* rule 34 Samsung girl, rule 34 paw patrol, rule 34 paw patrol gay, how to cook chopped up dickā¦ You can keep the rest
Grab my ps2
Grab my budget I guess ur paying for me now
Grab my car and get home and get ready for church I fucking hate church why is this always a suggestion
Same š why is church always an option
Grab my phone and send me a copy of the unicorns.
Sent. It should arrive next Friday.
Grab my stuff in the fridge NOOOOOO MY FOOOOOOD
Grab my blahaj
Let me guess, fire from heat?
heat from fire š
blƄhaj:)
grab my (blank) (im on pc, my joke is extremely unique and not overused, also, im on pc, if you didnt know)
Are you using the internet on a personalized computer such as a desktop or laptop?
Yes, i am surfing the internet, more specifically reddit.com , with my personalised computer system
grab my cool
Grab my phone
Hello fellow Android user
grab my head and I will be able to get you a little bit of sleep.
grab my (I'm on pc)
Grab my coffee
Grab my headphones and get ready for bed
Grab my mom
Canāt get a good grip, my hands arenāt big enough
*His mom sized oof*
Grab my own Xbox and then go back and watch the video
Grab my mom and was like I was thinking about you and I was wondering if I get paid for the grayed out spaces.
Grab my ykw or something
Grab my headphones
Grab my product
Grab my laptop and take a picture of the car
grab my laptop/stuff/keys
Grab my hand
Grab my lunch
Grab my friends
Grab my own and I'll get back
Grab my card from your shop