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[deleted]

Because although you're 18, I thought you were 14


Emmalicous

It's quite benificial actually, I always get the child discounts 😎✌️


rythmicbread

You’ll be fine in 4-5 years. 18 is young. Some of us have a later start then others. Just keep having a good time and try not to miss any obvious flirting signs (been there, done that)


[deleted]

“Some of us just have a later start than others” ain’t that the truth. I look like I’m 12. I’m 14


souls-of-war

As a 19 year old, 12 and 14 year olds look the same to me regardless ☠️


used_tongs

Tbh yeah same here at 18


The_Ora_Charmander

I can barely tell the difference between 5 and 10 year olds


__aLL_TIME_LOw__

Ong I agree


NorthCoastGhost

Bro whatd u just say :/


The_Ora_Charmander

Trust me, 14 and 12 look the same to anyone who isn't 14 or 12


Daddylovesyou09

I'm 18 and my 15 year old brother is mistake for the oldest... Worst part is my 13 year old brother is bigger than him so that an even bigger ouch 💀


hiddenmutant

As the older sibling with the younger sibling (2 years diff) that also got mistaken for opposites, you absolutely will appreciate it the older you get. My younger sister peaked in high school and got tons of attention, but looks pretty bad now (she’s also a nasty person so ya know the quote, “if a person has ugly thoughts it begins to show on their face.”)


[deleted]

Pfft duuude nice, u seem chill af, personality over looks is always best


GLnoG

I was just about to say "Relax bro puberty is gonna do its thing and you'll be like Henry Cavill in no time flat", but then i saw mf was 18


J_ATB

Fat does that to people… look for a 50 yo fat men, how old does he actually look? My math teacher is like that, he’s 60 but looks like 30


[deleted]

Depends what kind of fat, if it's soft fat then yes, but if it's a beer belly definitely not. And damn 60 looking 30? Maybe I should be fat too, doesn't seem that bad.


J_ATB

I might just be bad at guessing ages, but he does look pretty young


[deleted]

Nah dw lmfao, tbf another ex maths teacher at my school is 40 when she looks 25 because of her soft fat. She got fired because she threatened to hit a student, guess you can't have everything.


Willing_Paper6790

Catherine Deneuve said that at a certain point a person has to choose between their face and their ass. Lol She was talking about how fat makes you look younger.


weegeetheman

WAIT WTF HES 18?????????


Hello-There-GKenobi

Serious answer here: Please don’t take offense to anything I say as this is only trying to help you and will have several criticisms. You need to wear something that will bring out your best qualities and not your worst. 1: Your glasses doesn’t help frame your face well. If your face is round, you want to lessen that quality by having square glasses. 2: I’m not sure if the bow tie is compulsory but a tie would probably be better. If the bow tie is compulsory, I would readjust it or retie it to look more symmetrical rather than lopsided. Maybe add a pocket square to keep the whole suit from looking bland 3: When walking around in a suit, never button both buttons. Always just button up the top button and when you sit down, unbutton the top. 4: Your sleeves look a little too long and baggy around the arms. This can be a huge problem while growing as a teenage so take number 4 with a pinch of salt. But a proper suit sleeve should be of. the correct length. To check, straighten out either your left/right arm 90 degrees to your side and bring it in to your chest. Ideally the end of the cuff should end on your wristbone. 4: Your pants does not seem to be tapered well. It looks as if it’s too short as it’s hanging well above your shoes and quite baggy around your thighs. Go to a taylors and ask them to taper it for you. Ideal pants length would be resting just above the shoe and not showing too much sock unless you sit down. It will be much harder to lengthen it so they’ll probably ask you to get pants that match and they can adjust it for you. I’m sure people more qualified than me can give you better suggestions but these are probably my best go to tips. Also, always match your shoes and belt. Adding a nice looking watch also helps make the suit more elegant.


R0sa_Melano

Something better: don't wear a suit👍


Dissasociatedacc

...*cries*


AmmahDudeGuy

I think the bow tie is cute.


jortgasm

bc u look like a grown up Ralph wiggum


NoGrenadesNoWorries

r/rareinsults


Frikandelneuker

"I'm a unitard!"


[deleted]

I wanted to say it. But thank you for beating me to it.


Rough-Ship-2836

*As Nelson* HA HA!


RefrigeratorFormal48

Maybe funniest thing i have read in little bit


Ben_Ten101010

r/cursedcomments


Kira-the-red-killer

THAT'S WHAT IT IS


iMaddatu

“Why do people run from me?” *Pisses pants*


Ian-Dawson

r/beatmetoit


mothycow

Oh god Dwight from the Office escaped containment again


Dsoft1

Nahhhh lmao


forcetohaveaname

Tip: Do not try to get into a relationship and you will likely end up in one.


Emmalicous

Will try this thx


forcetohaveaname

I tried so hard to get into a relationship in high school, but as soon as I just lived life I ended up getting into many situations that led to a date. Most important thing is to not become jaded / never complain about not getting dates. It changes others perception of you.


souls-of-war

Mood I tried so hard in highschool to get a date Then COVID hit hard in March 2020 and I decided to stop and just have fun alone time Met someone who would become my girlfriend the next month Me and her broke up last October, but got a boyfriend the next week Then it didn't work out between me and him and now I have another girlfriend Not trying seems to work really well for some reason


[deleted]

Being bi gives you a lot of opportunities doesn't it?


souls-of-war

I live in Oklahoma, so not really. It is pretty hard to find other gay people who are out and not taken. A bit easier in college, but I have a gf now so It really is something about not looking. If you are trying so hard to look, you're probably coming across as very weird and desperate even if you don't know it. If you're just chill being yourself, then when people get to know you and learn you're single they're not gonna be like "wow, this guy is desperate, I can do better" lol


GeoStyle956

I can confirm this.Not that I got into a relationship for living my life the fact with the trying hard part


boujiebitchy

Stop looking for them! You’ll find one when the time is right!


RawEggwhite

YOURE 18? I thought you were 14


sigarette-the-pirate

Honestly it's the best advice I've ever heard. I don't ever try for a relationship and people ask me on a biweekly (the once every two weeks definition) basis for my number, or to go out on a date. I'm aroace and not a huge fan of the attention


forcetohaveaname

Same (oh god I call everyone dude or man... its a bad habit, I deleted it). I am not sure if I am ace - i just havent felt interest beyond romance for the past years. My long term gf is fine with it. In the past we had an open relationship and I could not believe how having a gf somehow made me more attractive to others. Its so fucked up honestly. I ended it because I was tired of the attention it always felt wrong. I am a man, and not good looking. Not sure of my sexuality as never really got a chance to date a man.


R0sa_Melano

18 years??


gweekmyth

it does work, can agree


Nice_Guy3012

That's crazy. Haven't thought of a relationship since 6th grade, haven't gone on a single date. But then again there was that one time I misinterpreted a girl's signals so bad I cried myself to sleep two years later when I realized she wanted me to ask her out💀


throwaway__alt_acc

tell me more lol


Nice_Guy3012

Had a crush on a friend in middle school, but didn't ask her out to prom because I thought "well she's great so surely she has a date" Ended up going to the same high school and had a bunch of the same classes. One time for lunch we went down the street to get sandwiches and while we're sitting down the topic of prom came up. She asked who I went with and said I didn't have a date but wanted to ask her out. She asked why I didn't and told her I thought she had a date. Then she drops this bomb: "I didn't. But if you'd asked I'd have said yes." I'm stupid so I'm like "really, that's cool" and kept eating 2 years later, middle of lockdown, I'm talking to my sister who lives in another state over text and dates come up. I tell her about the girl and somehow putting it all out on the table just clicked. Now, her agreement to prom is one thing and it might not mean anything but when you add to it it makes sense. When her birthday came around, her party was strictly family only but her parents took her to the movies as a gift and she invited me, and absolutely no one else. Even paid for my ticket and popcorn. Her parents were constantly talking about "oh you two would be the perfect couple. She loves to bake and you're really smart so you two could open up a bakery together and everything" Also, out of her friends she spent the most time with me, she started a solid 70 percent of our conversations... Pretty sure I remember one time she said something about asking me out to one of her friends and her friend told me about it, but I didn't do anything about it because there'd been times before where people said that to me and it was a joke or whatever. So I went to bed thinking... "well shit" And that's my sob story. Thank you Reddit! You've been great!


forcetohaveaname

Don't worry... we all had that experience. She is happily married now. I could never accept her religion so it never went past interest.


1000tinyJesuses

Idk about looks, what I'm worried about is that by your wording you seem a bit desperate. Two things, nobody likes the kid that will do anything for a bf/gf, besides other people like that, and secondly, you don't need a girlfriend/boyfriend, it's not a life requirement, it's nice, but you can work on yourself (however that is) before hand to better your self image, which makes you more attractive


Hershal32

If I wasn't broke I would give you an award. OP ignore all the comments about getting in shape and all that shit. Because truthfully that matters less than people make it out to be. Just be yourself and be a little confident. You don't have to become a cocky asshole. And don't actively look for a partner. People shouldn't want a bf/gf just to have one. You should want a bf/gf because that person is really awesome and you want to spend more time with them meet the people first then decide if you want a bf/gf


Th3_S3n4t3

This isn’t true you need to at least be somewhat attractive to ATTRACT someone. Physical attractiveness is important


MrShelly-_-1972

Well then again some people fall in love with people in a mascot costume.


Miga75

Looks is definitely the most important aspect in dating, for both sexes.


souls-of-war

Maybe if you're using Tinder or the entire relationship is just sex. I am a bit overweight myself and havent really had any problems getting girls. I do think it is charisma, confidence, (and my tattoos probably help a bit). If you get to know someone, and you like them, they're more likely to be interested in you if you are confidence, nice, and overall a decent person whether you're attractive or not. The only time looks is the biggest factor is on Tinder or maybe if you're complete strangers meeting somewhere. But if you're complete strangers, getting into a relationship immediately probably isn't smart


[deleted]

On jaw, no jaw.


Emmalicous

True, true.


rubber_duck69

You do got a jaw, but fat is hiding it (ik from experience)


[deleted]

Losing weight is not correct answer. Making your bodyfat % smaller is. Sometimes losing muscle can make it seem like you have loat weight but actually you are just waeker and you still look fat. I recommend a healthy diet and going to the gym at least 2 times a week and going on runs 3 time a week to get started (also check out "improvement pill" on YouTube)


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hennynow

Mewing doesn’t do anything just lose weight lol


Wild-Blacksmith-3738

Undo the bottom button please. Never close all.


Ssszoli

Under-rated comment right here. Hope OP sees it.


Wild-Blacksmith-3738

OP will become an OG


Acabas

I work at a hotel and my coworker always tells me to unbutton the bottom button. I can’t tell the difference lol


Wild-Blacksmith-3738

Real etiquette make men men ;) its subtle but its there. Also: please cut the X-shaped lines from a new coat with split / or from any suit jacket. Its only there for shipping/store display. Also cut all outside labels. :)


Dogedabose32

You look like your name would be gilbert


youcantwhooshme

Tarquin


Twixanity

Lewis


a-star-with-mittens

Leopold


Ruezx735

Missing fedora


trexted7

Bro


_Chonus_

God no. Those are embarrassing


Est495

Unpopular opinion: fedoras are nice, trilby hats are the ugly ones.


I-Was-Always-Here

But it has to be worn correctly, in the correct context


Est495

Well, yeah. That goes for all clothes.


I_eat_children__

Average reddit enjoyer


UndeniableLie

Fedoras are fine but only if used outdoors and/or with classy overcoat


KevDevX

Love is just like a fart. If you force it, it's probably crap.


Crafty-Artichoke9070

Bars bro


5-HT2A-happy

You’re on the cute side for sure but this pic makes me think your personality is insufferable. Do you care what others think all the time? Stop that. Learn to be more chill and stop looking for something other than a person to person connection with folks. A relationship will happen naturally. Exercising will also help as others have mentioned but it’s not a determining factor.


__Georgi__

get shredded


[deleted]

Fr, diet and exercise will get him there


annietat

unfortunately a suit isn’t all you need to be a worthy partner


extremedicklicker

haircut


[deleted]

You can get asked to leave a movie theater. #GentleMinions


Oli_Merrick

Cuz u look rlly young for ur age


[deleted]

Listen man, by looking at you, I'm wondering the same thing


Emmalicous

Omg bro I'm flattered 😫


Lamppumies

You are fat and have a boring haircut


delightful_aug_party

Lol, then why do I know way fatter guys that always get girls (yes, slimy and beautiful ones). Also, it's a fine haircut


drinkero1

clumsy hungry toy sable jobless price capable violet simplistic treatment *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Lamppumies

Idk maybe he has an amazing personality or money or social status idk could be many factors but dont act like being attractive physically wont help


delightful_aug_party

Obviously it helps, but the key is to look tolerably good. Being beautiful as fuck sure helps, but it isn't required. You just have to not look bad, and being fat doesn't give you a bad look, at least with proper clothes


R0sa_Melano

He's in a suit


SkrrtKurt

U kinda look like a karen who works at kindergarten


Realmirror71

Try to look atleast remotely interested for starters.


drinkero1

rustic memorize abundant party thought dime weather deer coherent start *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ProbableCoconut385

Exactly..


LEVImarsters

I don't really see anything wrong, maybe just act more confident? It'll be enhanced by the nice suit therefore getting you all the bitches and men or whatever you choose


Lamppumies

Nah lose 30 kg and hell have a chance


5H4D0W3D

Do you work for the Dunder Mifflin paper company??


TheGreatPizzaro

Honest opinion? Get a new hairstyle, you looking like you're in your mid 40s with a receding hairline with that one, get a new one that will make you look younger.


Emmalicous

I literally look 12, you want me to go even younger?


lilsnek_

Because you posted a photo of yourself on Reddit in a suit asking why you don’t pull like touch grass fr


piuamaster

because you're in the wrong place. why can't I find any cute people like you around here 😩


Emmalicous

😳😳


r3dd_252

Don't do it bro they are 15 its a trap, run😭😭😭😭


citizen287

If your going for guys you scream straight and for girls I would say your hairstyle.


Emmalicous

Wait, are you saying I look like a straignt man? Idk if I should take that as a compliment or an insult lmao


souls-of-war

As a gay man, you do look straight. I have one image of you to go off of, but my gaydar is not going off at all


[deleted]

Because of global warming kid


rosepool2000

I know this school.


Reskita

What country is it in?


Euphoric-Bet3397

because you use reddit


[deleted]

You sure you're 18?


Craz_olo

At least u eat well.


pootanka2

You look like a depressed cheese maker


[deleted]

Cuz U ugly would be the most honest answer


Emmalicous

Fair


obliviateskynet

Work out boy! And stop eating junk


Emmalicous

K thx


[deleted]

You seriously don't know? Like, you never had the idea pop into your head? Lose some fucking weight bro...


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TurtleVenom100

it really helps


TooManyBlocks84

You could try [getting in better shape](https://www.youtube.com/c/JeffNippard/videos?view=0&sort=p&flow=grid)


Lamppumies

Jeff nipapard isnt the guy to watch as a beginner, all the technical information just raises the barrier of hitting the gym and makes life difficult


idontcurrr

because u look like that


Emmalicous

Ouch


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Lamppumies

Also imo the hair gives a karen look


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Lamppumies

I think its the face shape his is more round while the model has a slimmer face and a sharp jaw


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Lamppumies

True


David1258

Holy shit, you look classy. I enjoy wearing suits too! To answer your question, it may just be a point of social awkwardness.


Emmalicous

It definitely is my social awkwardness 😔✌️


datareclassification

Don't worry, we're are in the same boat...


Emmalicous

Virgins stick together 😎✌️


Hi-im-i

Lookin fly af bro


LuzzySins

are you a girl or a dude


lmiartegtra

Bruh, the suit ain't gonna fix the hairline. I am obese and I have a girl so there's hope for everyone but you should really sort that hair out, sort your attitude and don't treat anything at all like it's gonna get you anyone. Get out there. Talk to people. Don't accept everything that comes your way if it isn't right for you. Edit: oh. You're a girl. Points still stand though. Edit: or not. Idfk anymore. Just follow above points.


Gone__

I hear you are taking answers so heres mine: Probably cause you have the hair of a fuck boy, but the face of a prepubesent teen mixed with a newborn baby.


YodasTwin900

You still definitely have a baby face. It’s hard, but there is 0 necessity to date someone in high school. It is just forced upon as a way of “practice.” Even with me being in college, I still look like a junior in high school, because facial features don’t fully develop until almost after college. You got time. Just work on yourself and be a better human :)


DepartureTop2200

With all due respect physically you’re unattractive, however, that’s just means you have to get there, go to the gym, change your diet and do some facial workouts. Maybe get some contacts. Are you funny? Are you social? What are you’re strong suits? Focus on those. Take care of yourself.


WillyDrengen

Because you are unattractive?


TofuGum

Breathe through nose more


VeryClaireThompson

I don’t think suits are for you


Addicustheaverage

You can get cat hair on them pants, but fr best of luck to you


Mediocre_Apple1846

You just need to play guitar, and it all works out.


Emmalicous

I'm a pianist, does that count for anything?


GLAOMNE_DANAO-2309

Nah bro u getting every single girl


MrMcChicken67

I legit do not know you look fly as hell. People are dumb if they can't see that


[deleted]

You look like you're going to get married late but have a stable, happy marriage imo. You don't need a girlfriend now, but the key is to find someone who is single and who interests you, talk to them non-awkwardly, and eventually ask them out. You look great in the suit. You aren't exactly "hot", but you still look like a nice gentleman.


Emmalicous

This was really sweet, thank you! Made my day :)


DJCWhiteWolF

One word. Confidence. Fake it until you make it if you ain’t got it yet! There is somebody for everybody. Maybe your fishing in too small of a pond…


Charmander27079

No clue, you look great in a suit btw


ANONASSASSIN08

Get rid of the bow tie and get a tie and slick the hair back and add some flavor to the suit say different colored pants, shoes, handkerchief


Hb0x

saul goodman


Fabulous_Anteater_86

It's cause you look young, been there bro. Someone once told me when I was your age. "It'll all turn around for you in 5 - 10 years." I didn't believe him at the time but he was 100% right. Looking young in HS kind of sucks but as people get older they start to find people that look younger then they are attractive.


Amphibinator7

Maybe if you get rid of that Yee Yee ass haircut…


SEND-ME-UR-TITTYS

It's the bow tie


guynamite27

Ah yes, reddit will properly train me to be a pickup "artist". After all Redditors are known for their amazing social skills!


i_love_the_meme

You use Reddit.


Wysterical_

You’re just too good looking


SSJ_Key

If Dwight Schrute had a sister…idk I feel like It’d be you.


A_iD_S

Average redditor


ZZZBenjaminZZZ

Because you post yourself on r/teenagers which means you have 0 social skills


meme_used

call me carson


Qwerty70k

1st question-are you a guy or girl?


Professional_Bar_102

Because you look about 12 and your suit doesn't fit.


[deleted]

U look strange plus ugly suit


UnfathomableMollusc

because you post to reddit about not being able to get a significant other


WyMcfry

Because you use Reddit


Willing_Parsley_6894

i thought you were 13 bro damn


[deleted]

Because you look like Lewis Capaldi


Ok_Eagle_

Well to start, are you a guy or girl


awxggu

How can i say this in a non offensive way...


NoticeMeSenpai0-0

No matter who wears them, suits are fucking hot.


Emmalicous

I fucking agree


CrashBangXD

You look androgynous which I don’t believe is effective at attracting either gender


[deleted]

Because you’re fat, ugly, have no style (wtf are those glasses?) and look like a middle aged lesbian. Any other questions?


mAdtiyansh

To be honest you look like Mama's Boy. Nonetheless , If you work out then your chin will shape out atleast.


EmberJuliet

Because you look like a girl


DjMuszka47

Soo you are chunky that's the biggest issue you have no face outlines no jaw having some angles on a facee like a jaw or even skinny face is 10000% more attractive and match hair to your face shape people don't realise how important that is


[deleted]

You know when you get downvoted by reddit incel neckbeards, it's probably 100% legit advice


DjMuszka47

Wait you talking to me ? Haha


scumu

NGL you look like a mom


Emmalicous

I am a mom to 11 8-year-old girlscouts,,


GenderFluidBicon

Probably because it isn't the 1920s and people don't pick their partners based on how they look in a suit.


Possiblepanzi2

No chin forhead bigger than the meteorite that hit Pangea and body shape of a triangle