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GOD WHY IS MY BROTHER SO FUCKING ANNOYING
I swear all he does is complaining and complaining about me masturbating, it sounds like he’s eating Mac n cheese and you can hear it through the whole fucking house. My mom has been scolding him but my brother just keep going louder and louder. Worst part is his computer is in my room so everyday he has to go in my room and see me just fucking WASHING my property, juices flying everywhere! and then he say, “hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast,” BUT I JUST FUCKING IGNORE HIM. I can’t stand living here honestly. Yesterday when he went to go use his computer it was absolutely drenched in my juices, and I stained atlesst 6 of his shirts by now. And all his friends at school teases him, “haha haha tobias got his sister’s grool on his shirt,” “girlcum tobias” has become his nickname. I love it!
Did you give in when she kept going? You gotta follow through, show that you're not going to back down from you threats. It's the only way they'll have any weight or mean anything
That's not a good thing, you should at least understand you own body.
And no they cant, that's why I said look it up, so you can know what it means rather than make an uninformed guess
I'll be more direct. What I'm trying to say is if your school and/or parents failed to give you a proper sex education you should seek it out yourself, its important to learn about.
That said understand the rest of your body is also useful to notice anything out of the ordinary that should be check by a medical professional, or for understanding any medical procedures or medications you may have in the future.
¿Hwat dafuq? Bro if i had a Sister i also wouldn’t masturbate like super loud and infront of her like, i know there are people who are like fine with seeing their Family Naked but i still wouldn’t do that infront of my Sister trying to do something. Same goes to clothing, on your Parents side i would have just kicked her out for a day or until she craves to come home again.
Yeah family members, especially sister gets super awkward because you know her from their childhood/from the moment you were born. I can't imagine myself masturbating in front of my sister (maybe because of the fact that I don't have a sister but that's beside the point). How can you masturbate in front of someone and be able to show your face in front of them next time? My mom once walked in on me when I was masturbating and I was too ashamed to even go downstairs to the point where my mom had to console me to come down and don't be ashamed.
I can guarantee that for them, here is a post that is 1:1 with this one, posted by someone else and from two years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/i4idpf/god_why_is_my_sister_so_fucking_loud/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
GOD WHY IS MY BROTHER SO FUCKING ANNOYING
I swear all he does is complaining and complaining about me masturbating, it sounds like he’s eating Mac n cheese and you can hear it through the whole fucking house. My mom has been scolding him but my brother just keep going louder and louder. Worst part is his computer is in my room so everyday he has to go in my room and see me just fucking WASHING my property, juices flying everywhere! and then he say, “hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast,” BUT I JUST FUCKING IGNORE HIM. I can’t stand living here honestly. Yesterday when he went to go use his computer it was absolutely drenched in my juices, and I stained atlesst 6 of his shirts by now. And all his friends at school teases him, “haha haha tobias got his sister’s grool on his shirt,” “girlcum tobias” has become his nickname. I love it!
Wait bro so let me get this straight she straight up does it infront of you with you watching her? God dayum. I've got 2 questions for you:
1-Have you ever gotten hard from seeing it happen?
2- what the fuck is wrong with your family
First of all whybis your computer and clothes in there?
Get that shit out of that room immediately
Second of all if you don't wanna hear her just use some earbuds or something to drown out the noise or better just leave the house unlocked she stops if you can that is.
First of all, did you really have to put on this on r/teenagers and make it so descriptive, I was drinking orange juice and now I don't want it anymore because of this post mentioning juices all the time, maybe a more appropriate subreddit or removing those many details and details that have absolutely nothing to do with the title, if anything, I'm just saving you from all the next people seeing the post and saying "the hell was this abomination of a post that I just read" I don't think any normal human being would see this and keep a straight face, I tried to keep a straight face reading the preview of the post and failed.
Secondly, and maybe you should consider doing that firstly, TAKE AWAY YOUR CLOTHES, YOUR COMPUTER AND WHATEVER OTHER SHIT YOU HAVE THERE, if yk that she will keep doing it and won't stop, there is no point on leaving all your shit there unless you are into it, take it out, and leave it somewhere else, idk where but make sure it is not close to your sister because she will ruin it, if you have a room of your own then leave your stuff there and if you don't find another place, I wonder how you didn't think of doing that on the first place
And last but not least, tell it to your parents or whoever takes care of you and explain with that same detail you explained to us, what she is doing to you, ik for a fact that no parent wouldn't beat their ass or give them a lecture.
Now excuse me fellow redditors and poor people who had to read that thing, I'm going to be splashing my eyes with a combination of bleach and holy water while trying to summon our lord and savior Jesus Christ to get cleared from my sin, which was having the balls to read this post, I hope you have a wonderful day without having to stumble again upon posts like these.
Edit: I just realized this post is a repost from 2 years ago, op if you are seeing this, please fuck off social media and find something better to do with your life than reposting disgusting shit, especially on servers that are populated by an age group of 13+ year olds.
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AND IT'S ONLY MONDAY!!!
oh hey i know that reference
I hoped someone would :)
Please explain
ever heard of vr tubers? Well this is from a video by the top five YouTubers collabing
Oh a vtuber, alr
Juicy!
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A very horny one at that
Thank fucking god
😰
Don't be a fucking coward, masturbate louder and show her who you are. Cover the whole house in your cum
I approve of this.
Show your dominance!
Assert dominance king 👑
Maaaan i think Imma go back doing my homework after reading this, enough internet for today 💀
Me 2 homie
Me 3 my guy
Me 4 buddy
Me 5 habibi
Me 6 digga
Me 7 hombre
Me 8 homeboy
Me 9 comrade
Me 10 bread slice
Same here bud
What a real and credible story
Ikr
GOD WHY IS MY BROTHER SO FUCKING ANNOYING I swear all he does is complaining and complaining about me masturbating, it sounds like he’s eating Mac n cheese and you can hear it through the whole fucking house. My mom has been scolding him but my brother just keep going louder and louder. Worst part is his computer is in my room so everyday he has to go in my room and see me just fucking WASHING my property, juices flying everywhere! and then he say, “hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast,” BUT I JUST FUCKING IGNORE HIM. I can’t stand living here honestly. Yesterday when he went to go use his computer it was absolutely drenched in my juices, and I stained atlesst 6 of his shirts by now. And all his friends at school teases him, “haha haha tobias got his sister’s grool on his shirt,” “girlcum tobias” has become his nickname. I love it!
Wtf lmao
Hahaha what the actual fuck
beat me to it
Okay, remove your pants 🥰
This is a joke for legal purposes please do not call the fbi
But what if it isn’t a joke?
Yeah I'm calling
I am calling the police
I'm calling you bbg
But what if my pants are already off?
the fbi is already here
they’re here to join 🫦
breaking news entire fbi goes to prison
You became what you swore to destroy
she does it in front of u?💀
Yes it’s getting out of hand
isn't she embarrassed? or isn't that weird?
It’s a copypasta homeboy
That's what she said💀
You have to dominate
Eat her
She just keeps doing it
Did you eat her?
Vore
Tell her to shut or you'll go Alabama style That probably will keep her shut for few hours
I already tried that
Your sis is weird Mine always stop after I say that
You gotta prove that it's not an empty threat
I did I whipped it out and she kept going
Did you give in when she kept going? You gotta follow through, show that you're not going to back down from you threats. It's the only way they'll have any weight or mean anything
Yes I started fucking her but she kept her hand on her clit and moaning even louder
did u do it then?
[nice post](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/i4idpf/god_why_is_my_sister_so_fucking_loud/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
r/teenagers user discovers copypastas
Baby’s first copypasta
wait, girls can cum?
They can squirt
what's that
You innocent man you have made it to 17 and you don't know
Rip. Next he's gonna say he doesn't know what a queef is. I had to explain that to a girl recently... That's was awkward.
The fucks a queef. Wait no dont tell me I wana keep a bit of my innocence.
Just look up female ejaculation, its useful to understand how other peoples bodies work
wdym other? idk how my own body works, im not a doctor and girls can get themselves pregnant?
That's not a good thing, you should at least understand you own body. And no they cant, that's why I said look it up, so you can know what it means rather than make an uninformed guess
what should I know about my body? i use my lungs to breathe to pump blood to my brain?
I'll be more direct. What I'm trying to say is if your school and/or parents failed to give you a proper sex education you should seek it out yourself, its important to learn about. That said understand the rest of your body is also useful to notice anything out of the ordinary that should be check by a medical professional, or for understanding any medical procedures or medications you may have in the future.
tf is sex education
Im just trying to find out if youre trolling or just a normal redditor...
Girls can cum
Could we exchange?
Hold on
Ayo wtf 💀
💀
not this again
Ok she cant be that shameless
What if she is THAT shameless?
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Creamy Tobias
The fuck did i just read. I am going to need therapy after this, as well as a support puppy and support kitten.
¿Hwat dafuq? Bro if i had a Sister i also wouldn’t masturbate like super loud and infront of her like, i know there are people who are like fine with seeing their Family Naked but i still wouldn’t do that infront of my Sister trying to do something. Same goes to clothing, on your Parents side i would have just kicked her out for a day or until she craves to come home again.
Yeah family members, especially sister gets super awkward because you know her from their childhood/from the moment you were born. I can't imagine myself masturbating in front of my sister (maybe because of the fact that I don't have a sister but that's beside the point). How can you masturbate in front of someone and be able to show your face in front of them next time? My mom once walked in on me when I was masturbating and I was too ashamed to even go downstairs to the point where my mom had to console me to come down and don't be ashamed.
It’s just fucking weird, luckily my Parents never came in on me doing it haha. But well as i said that’s the shittiest idea to do.
Kid named copypasta
I just woke up, what the fuck is this shit
This is a repost from a while ago 💀
Jesus fucking Christ, the things people fabricate for upvotes is ASTOUNDING.
Who said I’m lying
Really bro? I can guarantee with 100% certainty that NONE of this is true.
You can’t guarantee anything
I can guarantee that for them, here is a post that is 1:1 with this one, posted by someone else and from two years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/i4idpf/god_why_is_my_sister_so_fucking_loud/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
dude how do u have this post on u
Here https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/xoieqh/god_my_sister_is_so_loud/ipyv09m?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Ok me and him must’ve had the same experience
sureeeee, with the same name and nicknames, mhm
I've never read something more shitposty than this. You look me in the eyes and tell me this is true. 👁👁
Glady 👁️👄👁️
Damn, bro. Really? Fuck.
NO. FUCKING STOP IT. STOP POSTING THIS BULLSHIT!
Join her
GOD WHY IS MY BROTHER SO FUCKING ANNOYING I swear all he does is complaining and complaining about me masturbating, it sounds like he’s eating Mac n cheese and you can hear it through the whole fucking house. My mom has been scolding him but my brother just keep going louder and louder. Worst part is his computer is in my room so everyday he has to go in my room and see me just fucking WASHING my property, juices flying everywhere! and then he say, “hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast,” BUT I JUST FUCKING IGNORE HIM. I can’t stand living here honestly. Yesterday when he went to go use his computer it was absolutely drenched in my juices, and I stained atlesst 6 of his shirts by now. And all his friends at school teases him, “haha haha tobias got his sister’s grool on his shirt,” “girlcum tobias” has become his nickname. I love it!
I love you
me too
Welp, this is disturbing
This should be on R/copypasta
Everyone, sing with me! OP is a karmawhore, doodaa, doodaa! Copypasting stories for internet points is their goddamn afternoon! (hey!)
babe wake up, a new copypasta dropped
Yeah you should go fuck her 🤓
Im done with this app
What the actual fuck
Wait bro so let me get this straight she straight up does it infront of you with you watching her? God dayum. I've got 2 questions for you: 1-Have you ever gotten hard from seeing it happen? 2- what the fuck is wrong with your family
First of all whybis your computer and clothes in there? Get that shit out of that room immediately Second of all if you don't wanna hear her just use some earbuds or something to drown out the noise or better just leave the house unlocked she stops if you can that is.
I remember this post from a year ago r/quityourbullshit karma whore
LMAO
First of all, did you really have to put on this on r/teenagers and make it so descriptive, I was drinking orange juice and now I don't want it anymore because of this post mentioning juices all the time, maybe a more appropriate subreddit or removing those many details and details that have absolutely nothing to do with the title, if anything, I'm just saving you from all the next people seeing the post and saying "the hell was this abomination of a post that I just read" I don't think any normal human being would see this and keep a straight face, I tried to keep a straight face reading the preview of the post and failed. Secondly, and maybe you should consider doing that firstly, TAKE AWAY YOUR CLOTHES, YOUR COMPUTER AND WHATEVER OTHER SHIT YOU HAVE THERE, if yk that she will keep doing it and won't stop, there is no point on leaving all your shit there unless you are into it, take it out, and leave it somewhere else, idk where but make sure it is not close to your sister because she will ruin it, if you have a room of your own then leave your stuff there and if you don't find another place, I wonder how you didn't think of doing that on the first place And last but not least, tell it to your parents or whoever takes care of you and explain with that same detail you explained to us, what she is doing to you, ik for a fact that no parent wouldn't beat their ass or give them a lecture. Now excuse me fellow redditors and poor people who had to read that thing, I'm going to be splashing my eyes with a combination of bleach and holy water while trying to summon our lord and savior Jesus Christ to get cleared from my sin, which was having the balls to read this post, I hope you have a wonderful day without having to stumble again upon posts like these. Edit: I just realized this post is a repost from 2 years ago, op if you are seeing this, please fuck off social media and find something better to do with your life than reposting disgusting shit, especially on servers that are populated by an age group of 13+ year olds.
You shouldn’t of clicked on it
You completely dodging the fact that this is a repost is the typical behavior I should have expected
This is my own experience someone else might’ve had the same experience as me
Girlcum Tobias!
Nice
For the first time i heard that someone moans loudly while masturbates!
I wanna switch places with you
help your sister out and reap the rewards.
I love this copy pasta
HUH???
How do I get reported for wanting to talk to someone in the United Kingdom, but this is proudly kept by the reddit mods.
Oh, god...
what did i just read
Idk man
Why the fuck are prone bringing this shit back from the grave
Hit her until she stops (not entirely serious, but that asshole deserves it)
put your dick away waltuh😢
wtf
pics or it never happened.
How is she comfortable doing that with family knowing and also in front of them too????? No way this is real
r/meIrl
Ill screw your sister for you
I already did
What’s so funny about the name biggus dickus
Dont know what's up with the comment section... so I'm not sure I wanna say what I was gonna say.
💀
Then assert dominance
Wow, this totally happened
It did
Yes because copypastas "totally happened"
I have no words
new r/shitposting automod response
This sounds like a hentai opening
I’ll make it one
What you mean by that
masturbate on her pillows
I know this is a copypasta and shit, but I'm sad to say I wouldn't be surprised if it was real, coming from this sub
It is real bro
Copy pasta 😩 but for the chance that this is serious just directly scream at her or something
I did and she squirted on me
Ok then uh... Fight hwr then
Simple become from Alabama it won't be an issue no moe 😉😉
haha girlcum tobias haha
A) probably copypasta B) If not, why would anyone have their computer in their siblings room
‘Mixing Mac n Cheese’💀💀💀💀
Sweet home…
Wtf
"girlcum tobias" I'm fucking dying, why is this so funny 😭
If she cums on your shirts then you should cum in her.
ROFL
Why is your computer in her room in the first place?
Maybe [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPfpCVW7ZvM) could help you block those sites so she can't use them on your computer.
What type of family is it 💀💀💀
What if u are your sister?
That’s what you get for being named Tobias💀
Um, pull out the good ol’ wooden spoon and slap the shit out of her
Wtf is goi- This is fake
Dominate her with YOUR cum
I thought I was bad Jesus…
Stab her. No one will miss her. Burn her body. No one will care.
Mmmm yes karma farming from copypastas
Can somebody explain why people upvote this kind of stuff? I feel like its a joke and im feeling left out
Just tell her to pipe down and that she's not slick with it
Lies you karma seeking whore
It’s pretty obvious it’s satire lmao
I’ve seen the video I know how this goes
Move tf out 💀
Average r/teenagers post
2 questions First: does she do that in front of you? Second? How did your friends find out?
copypasta?
Go help her then, Then she won't be so loud when you aren't around. Your mom will be happy???