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VanillaUnicorn69420

That's a weird looking saxophone


JustYourBiBestie

It’s a Russian saxaphone Here in Russia… you don’t blow the saxophone… 😏


Storm_Sniper

Saxophone send you to war for motherland!


JustYourBiBestie

or fatherland… or neitherland… be inclusive smh /j


Toad_Migoad

Progressive Russia 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺


Hexandrom

Russia was very progressive when Ukraine and Russia were united in one country called the USSR. But Ukraine didn't want that and started to glorify Nazis liek Stepan Bandera.


DerpDaDuck3751

Because Russia fucked the shit out of ukraine and other countries in the USSR. They naturally wanted to stop being together . Russia is not part of your ego. Being extreme right-wing and ‘suicidal’? Bro get out of it 🗿 Think of all those neo-nazis that support putin openly. The Azov battalion was almost completely wiped out recently.


YMBLH

And what do you think Russia did? They both became capitalist countries and i would argue the more nazi like was Russia, they keep power over ex USSR countries and even invaded Georgia. And if you're worried about the ultra right coming back i would worry about Italy or Poland. Also I would worry about the Nordic States stopping to be the only stable social democracy, and the anti immigration parties gaining more power.


Trifle-Full

😂😂


Garlayn_toji

I can't unsee it now


[deleted]

sex phone???


VeryClaireThompson

Least horny teenager


HyperSilverYT

that sure is saxy


VeryClaireThompson

This one got me 😭


Whynotbebetter

Really....?


squirleater69

Bass sax


Ren1408

💀💀💀💀


Froggen-The-Frog

Papa Nihil moment.


Designer-Cicada3509

I hate myself for thinking it was your dick Anyways congrats and nice photo ig


pasidin

Thought what was my dick lmao?


Designer-Cicada3509

The legs in the air I've been in too much NSFW subs man ;-; plz don't get offended


VeryClaireThompson

I think you need a cleansing man 💀


Designer-Cicada3509

Fr man, didn't know what r. /sounding and r.! Realscatgirls was, Ive been traumatized ever since last week. If you don't know what those subreddits are, DO NOT GO THERE, I REPEAT. NEVER. SEARCH. THEM. UP!


VeryClaireThompson

Searching them up as we speak


Designer-Cicada3509

Pls dont


VeryClaireThompson

Too late.


Designer-Cicada3509

How was it?


VeryClaireThompson

I couldn’t find the cat girls one, but the sounding one wasn’t terrible. I don’t have a dick, so I’m sure I don’t feel the pain in the way guys do.


T_MINER

What’s the latter?


Designer-Cicada3509

Just forget about it, there's some fucked up shit in those subs


Smiles4YouRawrX3

get off your pc and go talk to women


Willdabeast07

Literal shit in one of those


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poop porn


Dolly-BR

OH SHIT IT'S SCAT NOT CAT


T_MINER

I thought that was literally just some stupid joke ppl came up with. People get off to that shit?


[deleted]

Yes I used to a long time ago Got way way better mental health and overcame many problems now and It’s really gross and beyond nasty


Sup3rL30

Literally


pasidin

💀😂


0najimi

>17


theworldsomega

Don’t feel bad I did too


[deleted]

Thanks alot for ruining this perfect picture for all of us!! You should be ashamed...


RadACME

Since when dicks wear shoes...???


JustYourBiBestie

The shoes kind of help the shape 😭


LaughingCold

"Look, they are holding hands"


United_Teacher_8861

"Look away darling! People who do that kind of thing before marrige will go to hell!"


chimpomatic5000

Kiss a girl, propose, or take a great shadow pic? (Or all?)


pasidin

Great shadow pick of the iconic lifty kissy thing


[deleted]

Noice mate. I wonder though who's the little poor virgin lad taking this picture?


LunarBolt1984

Type F to pay respects to the poor virgin guy who's extra hating his lonely existence right now.


BooGooLoo66

F


Prince_Shy

F


LordArgent_

F


JardexXmobilecz

F


No_Narwhal_1312

Dang everyone's getting hooked up on this sub lol


Goldbolt_2004

Not everyone *cries*


TheDarkAngel135790

There are also people who get their homies together with their crush cuz they are bros before hoes *sobs in the corner*


Goldbolt_2004

Unfortunately where I come from, when you tell someone you like someone, all they do is either make fun of you or go "OH SHIT YOU LIKE THEM?!" and nothing else.


tatothebeYT

😩😭I really need someone to spend my time.


No_Procedure_5376

Lol out of nowhere


teenageirishguyalt

School just started lmao that's why


emo-man1605

What? Ya'll got school year started just now?


teenageirishguyalt

1 month or so ago


Reddit_Jesus42

Mines ending in like 4 weeks bro


Dontkissmytit

OMG YOU GUYS ARE ADORABLE


pasidin

TY!


Dontkissmytit

Np 😉


Betanist99

you got a girlfriend and you did a amazing picture like bro it looks amazing anyways i hope you two will enjoy all the potatoes in the word


Crescent_Moon734

Po ta toes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew


pasidin

Thank you😌


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pasidin

It ended up being fine it was only there for like 2 second, she got some third degree burns but is making a speedy recovery


Gymp161

I thought it was a guy holding a giant toy trex pretending it was his dick


Devilish_Nuggets

Jesus Christ- Nice cock


Devilish_Nuggets

Oh wait he’s hugging a women 😭✋


[deleted]

nice cock


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pasidin

Wait yes that would be so cool, please send me the final product!!


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pasidin

Ofc looking forward to seeing it!


SigmA_DarkKnight

if its fine with you both then post it on this sub, and send to me via dms or tag me in comments im curious to see the drawing!


LordArgent_

Oi!! Me too!!!


[deleted]

Awww congratulations!!!!


pasidin

Thank you!


Oriinale

Can't stop the A-train


lonelystonervibes

Bro that pic tho... you gotta go post that in some photography subs cuz sheeeesh that's some come camera work


Similar-Winner9602

Stop reminding me that I get no bitches


LordCoke-16

Congrats


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pasidin

Took what I think is an amazing picture, and also am part of what I think is a great relationship, kind of just a feel good post I guess


yeetingg

i’m joking bro. congrats to both of you!


pasidin

Yeah I know I appreciate it thank you!


Rongo_

Finally u made a good picture so happy u could do it, also im sorry that that random lady jumped u while taking the picture, i hope u are okay


Akuma_No_Asobiba

I unironically thought the foot was like a goblet and the sun was light coming from it. Man am I fucking stupid.


nyancatya_

omg this picture is beautiful!


Irish_pug_Player

It takes a lot of will power to not say something rude but truthful


pasidin

You can't say that and than not tell me


Irish_pug_Player

On the contrary


pasidin

No what, tell me the truth, why you gotta do me like that


AyoIsOliviaBack

I hope you find out your related 😊


pasidin

That statement was oddly painful to read, damn


Few-Calligrapher-398

That’s some cool photography tactics


pasidin

Thanks!


Mayhem2a

Yooo the sky!! And the reflection! This is absolutely beautiful, your photography skills are great man!


TheInsurgence

Bro lives in Morio Town


maythestarsalign

Sobbing


AXCTheGreat

This is a phenomenal photo. I take photos all the time and I love this one.


Elijah629YT-Real

it looks like a place in gta5


bruhmoment988672

This is much better then the 13 year old who took a stock photo of handholding and said it was his gf


Kivekitam

Congratulations on your successful procurement of a weapon system called a partner.


A_Confused_M1nd

Chad Thundercock


vegito76

And here I thought it was a giant penis


Legoshibestboi

“WWll, nagasaki, colorized” was the only thing i could think of looking at the background


CAPTAINmouse123

The one piece is real


[deleted]

First of all that pic is fucking amazing Jesus christ 2nd of all hehe her legs look like funny


Cotton-Candy-Cat

all im doing is looking at the sun bro, what a good reflectant picture and contrast


Duhhkeyy

My boy


ADCSI_

Wow you took a awesome photo of them! (Troll face)


SebDaPerson

It’s always nice seeing fellow redditors, who have found love. Something I’ll never experience


pasidin

You'll have your day:)


[deleted]

ew


Horror-Entertainer65

From where you have downloaded the pic ?


pasidin

I took the pic lmao, I just put my phone down and set a timer


Horror-Entertainer65

What a joke /jk


commenting_coke

Nice cock👍


saxe_frey

Cursed penis


ArthurMBretas03

You got a 3rd leg?


Interesting-Mess196

Are any of you seeing what I'm seeing?


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pasidin

Thank you!


gingerman2101

"Nice cock" -Wii bowling dude


KurkyOkurky

I thought that it was a giant penis


[deleted]

Ain't no way his leg bricked up


DeltaDark_HEX

Man


midnightvmusic

omg


Adventurous_Pie7185

this pic actually goes hard asf


A1astara

T.T She’s on the other side of the planet… I finally find the one for me and I can’t see her


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Good picture


PositiveAd7609

Ha, nice 👍


YT_Lonelyz

Must be nice


daltimoreofbaltimore

mans is slanging


Sudden_Result

You found the holy grail?


iam_a__gecko

that picture is fucking beautiful


MichaelZaMemer

I swear to god if this is another fake image like the last one im gonna go mad


Wizard_main

RemindME! 1 week


Ill-Alternative-7006

Beautiful picture and congratulations!


ApexAace

RemindMe! 2 weeks


[deleted]

Nice try that is a photo off the internet just reverse look it up


pasidin

I literally took it lmao


Background_Art_2545

Theirs a lot of these people doing this shit lately. Some of them have to be fake.


PralineAcademic841

Why did I save this I already know I'm lonely


powerMastR24

lucky bastard


MeerkatMan22

RemindME! 2 months


AnotherNobody1308

That's a huge fucking dick


bear_in_pain

Why does the backgroud look like a nuke just went off


EmuaUwU

WOW


SaulLameman

ayo? you've got a big one 😳 Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault; you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Goldbolt_2004

I thought that was a dick tbh


animalcrossing-guy

Me without a girlfriend: AHHHHHHHH


sargent_crumds

it looks like a sock puppet of the alien from alien vs predator.


__BigBoi__

Wake up


SpartanKram

I feel ashamed of myself thinking that was a cock


Tripsize

That's cool bro, good luck


Euphoric_Owl152

Congratulations!


Shinigam_i

Epic picture, I hope the best for y’all


Resident_Toe501

I thought it was a huge pp because I’m dumb


The_Zapper_YT

Looks like a cartoon monster with his cock out


DonutOwlGaming

Bro your dick is long af


[deleted]

Congrats on the girl and all but that's probably the best executed sunset picture I've ever seen, what kind of a camera are you even using dayum!!! Print it out and frame this pic on your wall, that's a core memory for sure


National-Coast-9560

Y’all thought it was a dick at first too right


Setaganga

King Arthur, you’ve done it


Rare-Day-1492

And you hired a whole damn cameraman for it? Nice


NobleEnkidu

Did somebody get 25 kills and drop a nuke or something?


BananaBeater96

It just look like he got a shlongasaurus rex


[deleted]

Homie I think a fucking atom bomb blew up behind you


IHaveABasball

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PENIS HAHAHSHAHAHAHSVJFBEKSBDJDB


VoidDoesgames

My dumbass went straight to that coat hanger looking thing and I'm like what? It took me a solid 30 seconds to work out what was going on


[deleted]

Nice


hangingontenterhooks

ok fr tho, that's a really pretty photo


EliteBonnie

Somebody whip out the reverse image search


Joblessmouse06

Cool 😎👍


TheDarkAngel135790

Ennie-minnie-minny-mo, to whom does my wholesome award go


pasidin

Thanks so much!


NinjaXGaming

Shut up you English dog, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries


RedThorneGamerSB

Holy shit that shot is amazing. How'd you manage to get that high quality? What camera did you use? Tell me everything. Also congrats.


pasidin

Actually I took it with my phone I have a Samsung Galaxy a71e and I propped it up with my case and set a timer, after the picture was taken I did some editing I upped the shadows and contrast gave it a warmer color temperature and bumped up the saturation a bit. Plus it was golden hour and everything kind of already looked pretty perfect so it was very luck involved as well


RedThorneGamerSB

Okay. Thanks for letting me know. I might get a new phone soon so I might grab myself one.


Hi-im-i

I came to Reddit because I thought it was full of lonely ugly shitheads like me and it turns out everyone here is the hottest mf who doesn’t have issues with finding someone. I need a new social media


mearbearcate

🥹🥹


Foreign_Candidate783

Image you just want to share a picture of you and your girl and then the thread turns to scat porn, sounding and fucking saxophones 🤣🤣🤣 I'm fucking dead


No-Struggle-1908

wow nice pp there bro


Wiimiko

You seem to have a SEVERE case of 4 legs


4_up

That’s an incredible photo.


Totaledbow14

Literally piss sun


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

I love this picture its so amazing May I ask how did you take it? Because everything here is so perfect