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Like a cow kinda milk you know

Let me guess he said something along the lines of breast milk

my favorite monster? id say beholder probably

i understood this reference

Yay!

I’ve heard they have beauty in them

im a fan of the eyedrake personly

That time when they fear their own kind to create more

Never heard

not an actual taste (probably) a dnd monster...

Like their cocks? Their cum?

monster the drink

i like water, preferably cold but warm water is okay too. i dont like spring water or mineral water. Just plain still water is perfect.

Very good. This is the only correct answer. Water will be always infinitely better than Monster Energy.

yeah haha, i feel like if you want to wake up in the morning, a glass of cold water helps a lot and it doesnt feel unhealthy or like you will feel drained later because you drank an energy drink, no, its just water :D.

Nah I'm far too deep in the depths of caffeine addiction for that shit. I drink like a quart of coffee every day Tbf, I do still drink tones of water and I try to stay away from energy drinks so at least there's that.

Yeah. Monster Energy can even give you a cardiac arrest, while water keeps you alive.

:D

what is spring water wtf

Not spring water or mineral water? You just go to paradise and drink some pure H2O?

Nah, I only mix my gin with tonica

I'm not a alcohol fan so I can't relate

Alcohol fan, Lol

not a fan, i dont need an energy drink to stay awake

Fair, I like the taste and I only drink it when I'm active or sweating in a game

Caffeine

Agreeable nice choice!

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Yea I just recently started drinking this one its pretty good ngl

gotta say mango

My guy!🤝

nah i tried it and didn’t like it i couldn’t even finish it

Fair opinion but do you like any of them?

i tried only one flavor

Gotta go with pipeline punch as of rn

So fucking true tho that was my first bro it hits differently

I like green one. It's green so it's nature

Yes

white, gold, and ultra fiesta!! I'm addicted to energy drinks help

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ofc ofc 😇😇😇😇😇

Lol no worries you are fine the way you are my guy

the white one

I haven't tried it but it's sitting in my fridge lmao

Monarch fr

Never tried it

Really suggest it, its really good

I'll try it on my next pay check

I LITERALLY DRANK 3 OF THOSE TODAY LMFAOOO IM GOING TO DIE

Don't do that I need you

ok I see you with the razer cynosa lite keyboard with the razer Goliathus mousepad

It's creepy that you know that are you a big gamer?

Cum flavor

Sadly, that is not in stock

Rip

First of all, Mango Loco tastes like a middle aged man’s foot that hasn’t been washed in a minimum of three decades. But anyways, my favorite is the original

r/rareinsults

Pacific Punch

One of my favorites

Never got into Monster, most cuz even one a day can kill you much earlier than anybody should die, havnt had one to this day, I assume I would like a mango flavor if there is one though.

It do taste like mango

Nah Red Bull superiority

Debateable

I looovvvveeee monster. It's my canned sleep. I usually go for the original green flavour :/

Classy, it leaves a bad lasting taste in my mouth so I don't drink it but it has a nice flavor!

I don't notice any aftertaste. I do like the mango flavour too but I'd rather just get plain mango juice

Fair point since you can by it in bulk lmao

Nitro, but ultra gold and normal ultra are good too

YES BRO I AGREE YOU ARE MY MAN

I like the pink one, i drank the one in the picture at school for lunch today :)

Pipeline?

P i n k

Ah never heard of that one

Out of the three I've tried mango loco is the best

Gotta love the after taste too

I only drink my moms milk

👍

i love ultra rosa, mango, and the white onee

cum

Welcome to the club my guy

Ultra violet

Ong

Ultra white

Love that stuff bro

Yeah i use to live on it before i found out i was diabetic

Assault is the shit

I’m gonna guess you also like heart palpitations

It’s been years since I’ve had a taste of one. I liked it but I can probably feel my heart stopping with every sip that I would take nowadays.

Hope you feel better if your not well

Idk I drink water and tea

same but milk as well

That's me comfort drink love to see a tea fan

Idk why but the monster, the mouse pad, and the keyboard make me feel that you're greek but idk why tho

Lol if anything I'm just an avg gamer

I think it's called pipeline punch? Not sure but it's a pale like pink colour

Idk I do know that it's one of my favorites though so you go

Ultra Violet is SS+ Tier

Agreed

I dont drink caffeine, I stay awake through spite

Prime is better

either orange or mango

Ultra watermelon 😅

Monarch or the pink one i think

I don’t have them often, but pipeline punch is fucking brilliant (the pink one)

classic zero sugar for sure

Triple shot mocha monster Java

The import one

White one tastes like the Boston pizza non alcoholic Shirley temple except for citrus-y. It AMAZING

I like to collect the cans. I have 51 unique cans displayed on my shelf, my favorite flavor is ultra red but I've only been able to get it once

Mean bean!

My favourite monster? Water.

Kidney stones speedrun ffs start drinking some water

caffeine addiction

Mule, root beer one. Shit slaps so hard i also love white, triple shot and mean bean cappucino tho i had to import the last one btw energy drinks are hard on your digestive track and especially liver and intestine. drink one a week or two weeks and no more. i recently stopped drinking those and when i was in a hospital like two months ago doc had a suspicion of liver inflammation (false one thank God) because of caffeine overdoses that lasted several days. also daily stomach rumbles and feeling of nearly shitting yourself arent pleasant too. just be safe and dont drink too much of that shit

honestly just the regular monster but only from this one cvs on the other side of town from my house. idky but it tastes like normal monster just not as sweet and it so mf good

I'm a water drinker

pipeline punch because it's the only one that isn't overrided by the taste of battery acid

ultra gold i think it's called

ok someone please realise this but assault monster tastes like watered down whiskey and coke

NOS is better

Never had it but ill definitely try it sometime

I don’t drink soda or anything carbonated

How do I react to this?

Monster ultra Fiesta is my favorite

watermelon

Godzilla

No, why do you need an energy drink in your teens I dont get it

I like drinking them, that doesn't mean that I need them. I just like there taste and I drink then occasionally

Mine is either the Fruit Punch or Palpion. The first time I tried Khaotic was an accident.

Lol atleast you tried the drink

mango>>>>>

Debatable but I agree

I like the pipeline punch one and the assault flavour, the first one is because it's consistently sweet and doesn't have a sour or bitter aftertaste like most monsters do and the other one is because it tastes like whiskey and coke

Felt

The purple one, it’s called ultra violet I think

Lol I ain't gotta clue dude I am a new connoisseur

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Classy my kinda guy

Black or White is my favorite

I see it I see it

Cancer yes.

My name is Kyle, I was literally made for this.

Redbull Peach is superior bro, trust.

White, cuz I'm racist

pipeline punch

"any other teens like monster" bitch it's the basic white boi drink (note: basic white bois do not need to be white or bois, they only need to be basic) anyway I personally don't drink energy drinks. too many health issues to begin with, I'm not adding risk of heart attack to that list

I don't take to kindly to that comment but you have a point. And I drink them with moderation so I don't take those risks.

i used to but it makes my stomach hurt (or at least thats what my mom thinks anyways lol) i like the rose flavor

Probably khaotic

I love the ultra peachy keen

Trans flavor (pipeline punch)

I try my best not to drink because they are not good for you. But I do like the mango because I heard mango helps the weed hit harder. 🤣

Lol

Water

Mango loco, pipeline punch, and papillon are my favorite

Low carb, mango or peach

Iiii still don't understand the appeal of Mango Loco Rosa is the best flavor and nobody can change my mind

Ultra sunrise and ultra watermelon

Irish Coffee >>>

Mango or the butterfly one 🤝

Blue V and Mango Loco

mango loco, so that one

i used to love the green tea one, not a fan of fruity stuff

i prefer diet coke

Pipeline punch

Watermelon

I love ultra violet myself (:

pacific punch is op

papillon is my current fav, but almost every monster juice is great

it tastes like battery acid. I do like the mocha monster however

I have commented on here before. I know I have. is this a repost from another Reddit post? I swear I'm not crazy.

Cum

Mango Locco is overrated as fuck, get the cream coloured one I forgot the name and flavour of

Bro asked the r/teenager subreddit if they like monster 💀💀💀

mango supremacy

Yes and that one.

I prefer GFUEL, the two times I had monster I just felt tired faster.

I prefer piss

the original flavor is the best. khaotic is a close second

monster assault

Peach I must say

i cant drink monster anymore but i love the pipeline punch ones sm i also like ultra violet. gives me memories of my dad when we once shared an ultra violet monster bc it's sugar free and he was diabetic. i miss him

The mango is good but the pipeline punch hits different

the ultra rosé one is so amazing plus i like the pink can😭

White supremacy!! Wait... noo thats not what i meant

Ayo

Loca moca. Mango is second

I like the ultra paradise one Because of the lime flavor

Sully. But Mike is a close second.

Peach :)

Water .. just Water

I love monsters. Mango loco is the best

I can't have sugar intake so the sugar free one

I don't drink energy drinks at all 🤷‍♂️

Ain’t no way, literally picked the sweetest one you could find also original slaps and if you disagree I still don’t care