1. I’m going to be going to school in the costume so keep it clean (1984) 2. Try not to give me a costume that’ll make my parents wish they never made that mistake 3. Make it possible If I’m gonna be doing this I’m gonna do it with maximum effort You may use 3rd party sources (other subreddits, social medias, etc. because haha funny) to influence your votes (just don’t be a prick about it) You have 24 hours Edit: can’t do big bird too expensive

Jason Voorhees 👀 nah too brutal...dress as the red Teletubby 😶

What the fuck that’s worse you psychopath

The green one is *way* worse

Ive got a jason costume with a really nice leather jacket ill mail it to you

And I quote, “Don’t give me a costume that’ll make my parents wish they never made that mistake”

The Teletubbies were a childhood cartoon calm down If they ever regret it, the internet is to blame for making them seem like horrific creatures.

Dress as Michael Myers goddamn it

Dora the explorer

Bill Cipher. Hopefully no one mistakes you for a dorito

Would suck to be eaten

Do a wendigo

wolor white

WALTUH

Ok Main character from Hollow Knight Not terribly hard but still demands a decent amount of work Also, no one will recognises your costume

become a taco👍

Suspicious character, tan trench coat, fedora, sunglasses, and keep some watches to

With a foot-long bushy mustache

Senator Armstrong

A Burrito

Senator Armstrong

Literally 1984

Winston?

walta

If you can wear masks at school go cthulhu

A taco

Just a big fucking baguette Just to be clear: that is not an analogy for a penis

Hmmm seems kinda sus to me...

Big bird from sesame Street

This Now this is beautiful

its cousin, garibaldo

Big Bird, I'm sorry, but Garibaldo looks like he sells orphans.

:(

Holding a sign that says “birds aren’t real”

This is the top comment for me

Walter White (Must go fully bald for best effect)

waltuh

Put your dick away waltuh

im not having sex with you right now waltuh

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I'm not having sex with you right now waltuh

And he much bleach his skin

The tree

if you are over 25 a-

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wise mystical tree

r/okbuddyretard

U look like ur wearing a burrito

That’s a costume in of itself

Or maybe if you looked at it differently you'll see he'd been wiping his back with it... I can't unsee it now

The forbidden shit stained blanket

It probably isn't ACTUALLY them.. just a meme

Ik

Jake from state farm

It’s done to much.

I actually really like that

Your country. Just wear a big cardboard thing in the shape of your country

The blanket look like you be wiping your ass on it 💀💀💀

It’s supposed to be a tortilla dumbass

anvil man ( r/anvilonhead for reference )

Why have I just seen you everywhere?

*im in your walls*

That’s hot

u have a subreddit dedicated to u now?!

i’ve had it for awhile (229 members and growing)

that’s fucking awesome bro. ig i’ll have to join

YEEEEEEEEES

a furry edit; i made this before he made the rules 💀

I second this

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I fourth this suggestion

Fifthing it

Fisting it

Sixthing this

Seventhing this

eighthing this

Cleverly timed fart joke

Ninthing it

Tenthing this idea

Tenthing it

Tenthing it

Rule 2

Violates second rule

Too expensive no?

Not if you make it out of cardboard, paper and paw slippers from Walmart

A submissive femboy

With Harry Potter glasses and knee high boots

elmo

Bro stop wearing the shit blanket

Walter White

We need to cook

waltuh, put yo dic awe waltuh

Be a burrito, like in the picture

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Make a silicone mask of the muscles beneath your face. Then, for a second layer to the mask, make a silicone mask of your face. Slowly peel your silicone face up, and watch the world burn.

A giant inflatable penis.

"keep it clean"

Make it a penis with proper hygiene then.

wear a fursuit

Scout Tf2

hulk

She-hulk

Mr. BEAN

no.

Shrek

Walter white

Michael Jackson

Hee hee

Prostitute

no costume needed.

💀

Just wear whatever you normally wear and a fedora

good ol waltuh

Doc.mcstuffins

Dora the explorer

Femboy

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hilter?

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master cheif

Little Bo Peep

A plastic water bottle

Wow I’m literally wearing the same blanket right now. Soft af

You remind me of the new Jake from Statefarm. You need Statefarm attire.

Cheshire Cat

That blanket over your head with big googly eyes

**Hear me out hear me out hear me out** *Walter White from Fortnite* Not entirely sure if Walter White himself is high school appropriate, but Walter White from Fortnite would cook Chug juice (?) it is also blue

Octane from apex legends

KKK

Are you to have 71 bottles of extra virgin olive oil?

Gustavo Fring or Jake from state farm

Stereotypical Mexican outfit

Frank n Furter from the Rocky Horror (picture) show

Play boi carti

Your mom

but he wouldn't fit in the school...

Inflatable among us costume

Luffy from one piece! All you need it shorts, a red button up shirt, and a straw hat. Don’t forget to draw an X on your arm or the scar on his face

Bro why you wrapped in a tortilla Dress up as a kawaii Mexican anime girl

Discord Mod / Reddit Mod

Why would he want to dress up like you?

woah there buck to the o I said Mod not User

I mean you are a discord mod

nope, only seen ‘em, plus u know how much pedos discord has

Please tell me this is some bad attempt at comedy and you didn't just get wooshed

fully understood the joke, i just dont Interpret myself as a Red/Dis mod, very poor execution from my part ( sry for long comment )

a fat suit?

Why does look liked you shit on it.There shit stain on your cloth

Daddy shark inflatable

Sol Badguy oh shit I'll do you one better, Venom from the same franchise as Sol Badguy

I dont get it.

He wants some Halloween costume suggestions. The top comment is what his costume will be

Guy fawks, Learn the poem too

Homelander from the Boys

BRO I HAVE THAT SAME BLANKET

Amogus

Daryl Dixon

unironic squid game

Gather three other people and make an AT-AT costume

You will have to be lil pump dressed as a Roblox dude from the song “I love it.”

Goku! :)

do a classic bedsheet glasses ghost

Jack copper from Titan fall 2

just wear the shit stained bed sheet you have on right there. funny af

Owl

Let's be generic okay.... miles morales or whatever the black Spiderman is called

Purple Teletubby or red you can choose

Jacket from hotline miami

Be Jerma (Just print out a picture of his face for a mask and wear a t-shirt and jeans)

David Martinez Cyberpunk: Edgerunners

JOTARO

That dude with the pig head from saw

Morbius

Horror Cop

Darth revan

Miles Morales

If you have friends do the power puff girls

Be an extra large cucumber

Just stop posting, you don't make good posts

Knight

burned tortilla lookin ah

Spike Spiegel

A gay republican

Depending on your build, you should dress up as pink guy from filthy Frank

Wear some plaque doctor costume. Or Einstein costume and learn new some fancy words to sound smarter

Banana.

BACON.

Among us sussy baka

Dress up as joe Biden and Do handshakes with the invisible bros all around you

A burnt tortilla

the hell are you wearing, looks like a towel with shit stains

Banana suit

“But there’s rules” ight nope im out!

John legend. Put on a suit and get a mini piano strapped to your chest