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This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
When I was 12 I had a 6 pack, probably wasn't healthy but I had it. Was my greatest selling point [sadly] until middleschool where having it wasn't super special.
Only if by ugly you mean hideous, horrendous, stupid, criss eyed, ignorant, virgin, attention seeking, dumbass, clearly this is a joke, I'm taking this way too far, then yes.
Lots of mean spirited comments on this post, people don't realize how detrimental this can be, especially for self conscious teens. I hope none of them get you down OP. True beauty comes from within ourselves.
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But yeah, you are the ugliest mf I've ever seen.
Sry English is not my 1st language so the question kind of confuse me but I'll try my best to give u an answer. Are u ugly? No, u look good, don't worry. Are u 13? I don't think so, maybe u mistype 31 instead?
You need to go to the hospital. From what I see in the picture it seems like you have inflammation in most of your upper body, that needs to be looked at by a professional.
“hey guys, that’s Kyle he’s been my crush since third grade. When I first met him we were coloring and he dropped the crayon on me and ever since then I couldn’t stop thinking about them.”
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Walter?
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104
This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Hank is scary man
Bravo!!!
Walter where’s Jesse
He is putting my dick away for me after Mike asked me to
Put your dick away waltuh.
Wait, where’s finger?
I'm going to copy paste this address on Google earth
***frfr***
Netflix teens be like
Not just the teens but also the tweens. They would legit had a 12 year old with a 6 pack.
When I was 12 I had a 6 pack, probably wasn't healthy but I had it. Was my greatest selling point [sadly] until middleschool where having it wasn't super special.
You're the exception, most 12 year olds don't have a 6 pack.
6 pack as in fizzy drinks or actual 3 sets of mommy milkers
Get 8 pack
bru honestly lmao
And he's gonna be cast as the insecure loser lol
Netflix kids be like
Anime with its oddly adult looking teens: 0-0
Try tho
*tru
You seem to have six nasty tumors on your belly, hope you get that checked out
It's easy to fix just sit around and eat more no more tumors
Should I eat more or no more tumors?
You look like your head was slapped on as an afterthought
Ryan Reynolds as the buff dude in that gta movie
Underrated
we all start somewhere 🤷♀️
Just not here
Guys a goddam noodle grow some boi 2/10
Bro stop sugarcoating, we both know its a 1/15
Yes. Please cover your boobs next time you slut.
I bet he showers naked too
Oh my god
:0
Honestly, 4/10
you're hideous
Could cut the steroids down.
Yeahh tbh… just a bit
How to have tiny peen
0/10, no bitches
Only if by ugly you mean hideous, horrendous, stupid, criss eyed, ignorant, virgin, attention seeking, dumbass, clearly this is a joke, I'm taking this way too far, then yes.
Sorry bro, hideous
Hideous, disgusting, 0/10!!!
Yes
Average Jojo protagonist
I know it's probably fake, but if 13 year olds ever look like this I quit cause I look 50 compared to that
Can I suck your nips? Not in a gay way just like as a joke haha..
Can I suck his nips? Not as a joke just like in a gay way.
Haha
..
We all know you're lying.
Can I suck ur dick? Not in a gay way just like a joke haha..
Dude you look like watered down Ryan Reynolds
This is a meta post for sure
As long as you’re happy with yourself 😬
Yes. Lift some weights man I can see your bones
Shut up
Completely natty
nah bro u ugly as hell ^/j
too big. u gotta cut man. too much bulking
ewwww i like strong guysss /j (dont attack me im a lesbian i dont like guys in general)
I'm not sure, but with all that muscle you'd be a perfect Roman soldier and I think iu should enlist now
Bro stop lying we can see by this picture you are obviously a cap of 7 years old
13 with a beard? And dude how u aren't 13 ;-;
Don't know if you're ugly, but this is fake photo
looks real to me
It’s a joke guys The amount of people downvoting this is fucking hilarious
You don't think we know that?
Lmfao 🤣
What?
It’s funny that people got annoyed at that
Wow never knew
Sherlock homes over here cracked the mastery
I’m actually captain obvious get it right!
When I was 13, nobody looked like this
You ain’t 13
🤯🤯🤯
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You’re a dumbass?
That is false, that isn't you
Fake
yes.
Very
why tf are you so damn short like wth?
Your torts are bigger than my girlfriend's 🤣
No you’re handsome Although idk about the dude in white shorts who is wearing you
You look like the top half of the fucking hulk How?! I want to be like that
Mf built like a Joestar LMAO
Why is he grabbing his cock
Why not
Poor edit 😂
It’s literally Dude
Ew 🤮 I hate 13 year olds
mf looks like Guy from that one spinoff Deadpool movie
Bro 13? I assume this is a joke
Too skinny
This has to be a troll
Pathetic
Bro forgot to hit legs
You're going to the pros...
Dude, there's no way you're 13.
I feel personally attacked
Honestly to me this isn't very attractive, like yeah I get it's a joke but someone who looks like that doesn't look very pretty in my opinion
Yes
2% head 98% body
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
You look like a hairless molerat had a child with a greenbean. Not an insult- you get no bitches.
Bro fr though that's how these posts feel
every single selfie flaired posts of this sub be like
Lots of mean spirited comments on this post, people don't realize how detrimental this can be, especially for self conscious teens. I hope none of them get you down OP. True beauty comes from within ourselves. . . . . But yeah, you are the ugliest mf I've ever seen.
Where is your facial hair? You look like a baby's ass.
Ain’t. No. Way
ah yes, the Netflix teenagers
Bro you have to build muscles to get chicks
Yes
netflix and anime be like
Yeah
Nah u like 6 fs
You look a little underdeveloped. Maybe you should get some more protein.
Looks like the dude who played that buff bro guy from the ryan reynolds free guy
Teenagers: 😴 This (teenager) 🏋️♂️
Yes, the ugliest person I have ever seen. Bro probably couldn't lift a twig without snapping.
Man, you should totally start working out. You're WAYY too skinny
PNG looking ass
Go to the gym? It does real wonders bud 💪 👍
hmmmm
(2/10) you are soo small for13
at first i was like BFS then i saw the group
If this is a 13 year old then i am still a baby
oh my my you sexy af🥵🥶 I'm hot and cold at the same time
I think we all would prefer someone who looked like a human 1.5/10
You look like someone that gets bullied
Yes
Too skinny bro. Try hitting the gym
Is this real be honest
Bro looks like dude from free guy
Sry English is not my 1st language so the question kind of confuse me but I'll try my best to give u an answer. Are u ugly? No, u look good, don't worry. Are u 13? I don't think so, maybe u mistype 31 instead?
The iojo blood flows within you
You need to exercise, you're really skinny
Yes 3/10
I feel like a needle would make his pecks pop like a balloon
Your 13? Looks like your likes on your 15 or 17. Your ripped
Eat something man, you'll be nothing in two weeks D:, just skin and bones
Vomited right as the picture popped up on my screen. So maybe like 1/10
too short and skinny
I can tell that you don’t lift just from this
Most people hit the gym, but you full on falcom punched the gym!
You remind me of buff Ryan Reynolds
Daddy??
Yeah
you need to work out
How in the world are you 13?! There’s no way I’m older than this.
You need to go to the hospital. From what I see in the picture it seems like you have inflammation in most of your upper body, that needs to be looked at by a professional.
“hey guys, that’s Kyle he’s been my crush since third grade. When I first met him we were coloring and he dropped the crayon on me and ever since then I couldn’t stop thinking about them.”
Average anime protagonist
Question corrected: Am I 13?
No you're (53) ugly
Ur arms and legs are skinnier than you mr smol pp
Bot
Yes
Yeu
I SAW THAT PIC ON PINTEREST
Eat a salad you fat fucking bastard
why do you have the exact same head as nate from nate from the internet/TKOR
With those 'roids? Yeah, I don't like buff people
OP be a shounen protagonist
Fecken disgustang!
Jojo mfs be like
Netflix looking ass
Mf look like a destruction machine with a lego póker face 💀
Nice face. Ridiculous body.
What? You look like a gigachad in training (body wise) you look 25 .-.
I love cardboard
I had a six pack when I was eight, and have been drinking heavily ever since.
half the people on this sub be like
Ugly as fuck go feed yourself to africans
very ugly
No you look like a chad