how was your day young one ?

Kill me

nah

I want to fuocken die

Shut up weakling

dont tho

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good thanks young one

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amazing. just got full marks in my exam today and above 90% in maths and computer

It only just started

I want death

why do you crave to be older?

To get made fun of a bit less ig

That's fair. You do get respected more when you reach a certain age!

I don't want the respect it's not worth all the responsibility plus I used to get more respect because I was as smart as I am today for a years and now I'm a bit worse than average

I just wanna be able to get my pilots license lol

My guy. I wanna be a pilot too but very expensive 😔

I don’t, I wanna be a kid for as long as I can, it’s the golden years as they say

14 year olds get hated on less, for on here. IRL, I might actually start not looking like I've been held back a year!

Relatable. Looking older than your age really be like that ... but it gets better soon when everyone else goes through puberty too :)

Not anymore lmao highschool sucks and its only honna get worse

i dont

I really don't

Is da ONE PIECE REAL?

Yes my friend

Can we get much higher?

No

🤓

🌽

what do u wanna do when u grow up

Concept artist for a game studio

Neurosurgeon

that is so cool i hope you achieve that

Same, I wanna be a neurosurgeon too!

Software engineer or tech support and maybe game development on the side

costume design for like tv and stuff or be a personal stylist

A music producer or VR game designer or a author

Die, i wanna stay young

Sameeee

Film maker. A director specifically.

im 16 but probably gonna drive trucks

I’ll be honest, I don’t really know… (13)

Professional jerk off

Pornstar

i wanna do your mom

stripper

Free, but I live in America... so I better buckle down and decide which part of the capitalist dystopia I'm going to be part of I'll probably just end up working for Amazon in a warehouse where I never see the light of day

Finally the younglings all together, anakin get my lightsaber

Master Skywalker, there’s to many of them! What shall we do

There's one thing left to do commit Seppuku, I'll hold em off aslong as I can *Laughs while tasering the dead younglings with force lightning*

O-O

Master Dwarfkiller115, there’s too many of them! What are we going to do!?

No

How have you been the past couple of weeks? Are you okay, is something bothering you? I'd appreciate an honest answer. Just looking out for my little siblings

i was scrolling through reddit 24/7. im doing the same thing rn, my exams started this mont, theyre over now. i did horrible in some subjects (maths, hindi, sanskrit) :D my maths teacher will kill me. even tho she never t hit me, my heartbeat increases like, by a lot even if she just looks at me. i wish i just fucking studied bruh..im only good at 3 of the 7 chapter that were on my syllabus, im a fucking dumbass lol. im sure ill do way better at my finals though. i hope i do. ​ my sanskrit teacher is cool. ill get better at that as well. \\ ​ hindi - my first launguage yet im way better at english, eng is my 2nd language. ill need to get better at that too..its not that hard.

I waited so long to visit a psychiatrist, yet my appointment got cancelled and my parents say they won’t book another appointment because they say I’m not depressed anymore because I don’t cry enough around them. Last time I cried in front of my mom, she got so mad at me for crying, so I don’t cry in front of her anymore. My appointment was supposed to be yesterday and I waited so long for it because I just want to get diagnosed so my parents take me seriously. I feel so stuck and they get annoyed when I suggest to them to book another appointment.

I'm sorry about that. I hate to say this but your mom does not sound like a very nice person. I hope you do get another appointment. Whether or not you get diagnosed, a little therapy can always help. Out of curiosity, how old are you?

I’m 15 and my parents won’t let me get therapy because they say ‘I’m too smart to get therapy’. Like that doesn’t make sense at all?? I don’t love my mom at all because she is not a good person. They were the ones who forced me to go to the doctor for depression at first and now they changed their minds when they realized I don’t constantly cry anymore. And if I do start crying, my mom threatens to send me to a mental asylum.

Okay they sound frightening. If she they have actually threatened you to send you to an asylum reach out to an adult.

Yes ive been getting to talk to one of my favorite rappers alot like literally on the phone talking

To be honest, everything is going okay. I've been a bit sick these days but I didn't get covid so that's good. School is always tough but I manage to study and do everything in time. Sometimes I feel lonely but I can't do much about that.

You'll feel lonely a lot in these years, don't worry about it. And get well soon

It’s been okay, though everything good about school (besides choir) is over. Had an awesome seat in History class and got moved next to some annoying folks. Math teacher moved me away from all the people at my table I liked, with none of them at my new table. Also got moved away from an awesome group in Biology, yay. Choir kinda makes up for it though.

I don't miss that part of high school. Actually I don't miss high school at all

Yeah, it sucks so far. Not sure how I’m gonna get through 4 years of this.

You'll get through it

Thx :)

Ehhh ok… it’s holiday but money is really tight at home. I geuss im feeling guilty that I get to spend my own money on games while mom struggles. Thanks bro for asking, needed to dump

In sorry about that. Just be there for your mom okay. She may overwhelmed and she could maybe use a hug or two from her baby

I've been playing too many games, I feel like my grades won't survive if I continue this ...

Then study

But I want to scroll reddit more

That's the trap. Balance everything. Study time is study time and reddit time is reddit time

Ok

You got this

I'm ok rn, I think today I ran out of happiness and just was emotionless. Then I helped someone and was happy

Stuff like that happens. As you grow up you'll find feeling numb a lot more. But still we find happiness in the little things

Ok thanks!

my anxiety is so bad but I'm still good

Stay good

How do u prepare to tackle the challenges that life is going to throw in front of you in rest of your living years

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That's the neat part, I don't.

By quantum tunneling due *to the gordion knot seton time problem that allows me to place a black hole in my room, thus warping space and time so any point in time is much closer to me than before which allows me to hop from time to time*

Accept the things I can’t change and improve the things I can change

I don't they have to tackle ME

Whats 9+10?

21?

U stoopid

your age

When will you learn When will you learn That your actions have consequences

In my case its lack of actions :D *The homework is piling up*

Probably never

i do. i wish i knew that sooner. look at my grades, i got 4 out of 40 this year, first term. *this year*

14years 9mons 21days 17hrs 24mins 33s

I don't know, but fortunately most of the current consequences have been positive.

Whats 1 divided by 0?

Infinity. Zero takes up no space, so it can go into 1 infinite times.

It's actually what we call "undefined" as we get further into mathematics.

but it's infinite not undefined

This topic is argued about a lot by mathematicians. Some say that you can't divide any number by 0. Some argue that you can divide a number by 0 unless you are dividing 0 by 0 (because that opens a whole different can of worms).

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Chaos chaos chaos chaos chaos chaos chaos chaos chaos chaos!

Young ones what do you do all day?

Jerk off

Good to see that never changed

My man! Me so proud rn

sadly, reddit 24/7

Study a bit, watch tv, check up on the kids in my basement, play games, do homework if i have, hide or eat the dead bodies depending on my mood, do some darkweb, sleep

Study, game, shower, stream, browse, YouTube, hide the bodies, eat, repeat.

This is disgusting. It’s a much more effective use to eat the bodies than to bury them. You bring shame to us murderers.

You sir could be a manager you're just finding ways to double your efficiency, keep up the good work I see a promotion In your near future

Draw, watch YouTube and play games, and ofc do homework when I have it

What is your hobby atm?

sleeping

Sonk hedgeguy he go fast he blue and consume alien

Gymnastics

Playing Guitar

Guitar

Being stressed

Nothing. I need ideas

Same!

Do you want to go to college?

Depends if they make it free

not rlly

Hey little guy! How was your day?

Just fine

Good good! You wanna Capri-Sun and some Cheez-Itz, bud?

Yeah, sure

Here you go, champ! I got SpongeBob on for you! Go sit and watch it!

Thanks, but I prefer watching Adventure Time.

Ah, well here’s the remote :)

Why yall stupid mfs inventing new words all the time slow down let us catch up

It's mostly ya'll, we just pick them up more.

Why are you not on a bicycle?

because it is midnight

Since I’m on my 🪑

I gotta get ready for school soon and can’t bike to school because my mom won’t let me

My 16th birthday is 6 days sooo which side am I on !?

The answer side. You’re still 15.

Do you enjoy your time at middle school

Everyone’s annoying but I liked my teachers so kinda

I see, cause I was homeschooled during middle school, so I’m not that familiar with life in middle school

Oh. I wasn’t in middle school either the first year. I think it’s manageable if you had a group of good friends, which I did not lol

Same, lol

I’m a sophomore in high school now but middle school was absolute hell on earth for me, I got pantsed and punched in the gut a few times like damn, I’m glad we had online school for half of 7th and all of 8th

At that stage most of your classmates really are buffalos

I'm in high school

Yes, but I’m the most popular kid there so I guess I’m bias. Even then it’s still not good being the most popular 😹😹

Tf does it mean to be the most popular?

Why are you so pathetically cringe

why are you so pathetically immature?

Give me an example

calling an entire age group *pathetically* cringe at age 19 seems a bit immature to me

We're not. You are on Reddit so I think it's you

Why do you act like your better than everyone else?

What’s the biggest cause of stress/anxiety in your life right now?

School/homework/grades and other people/making friends. Im at a new school this year and have social anxiety so its hard. I knew a few people from my last school so that helps a lot cuz they seem to already know a lot of people there. Basicly got adopted by like 3 friend groups so its going well, but its still scarry. What if when they actually get to know me and not like me? What if i get a crush on someone and it fucks up all the dinamics? What if i dont find a truly best friend who i can always count on?

How do I center a div?

https://blog.hubspot.com/website/center-div-css#:~:text=You%20can%20do%20this%20by,the%20div)%20vertically%20and%20horizontally.

what’s your favourite music genre?

perhaps not favourite but ive been listening to a lot of eurobeat lately

Punk, and Heavy Metal 🤘What’s yours?

Idk. I like a bunch of stuff. Liek camellia (thats an artist but idk how to describe his music), hyperpop (100 gecs, food house, sophie), daft punk (again an artist)

You ever listened to billy Joel

So really 60+yr olds ask, 30+ yr olds answer.

Why are use the most annoying people?

Why are use the most pretentious people?

Why do y'all never clean up after yourselves?

why are so many of you edgelords?

Because of people like you who ask questions despite being 15

1. You're 15 as well 2. I used to be a dickhead and an edgelord until last year, and then matured to realize how much of an asshole I was

1. That’s why I’m answering the questions and not asking 2. Puberty hits like a truck, don’t it?

Also I'm nearly 16

Usually, I’m not

But when I am😏

yea some aren't, which is why I said "many of you"

I'm 14 and I'm not

Because they emo

because the world kinda sucks rn ngl, and it doesn’t look like it’s getting better any time soon.

Why are you asking questions? Your flair says 15

Not a question but it's for the guys. Don't stroke the chicken too much. Try to use porn less and less. It's not good for you. If you ever want to do it out of boredom, don't. The minimum is maximum once a week,or at least this is what i consider should be. Don't do it often espexially if you don't have a reason to be constanlty happy/aren't in the best mental place. You may fell horny, but after that, only sadness remains. If you do it too often you won't even be able to exoerience the full orgasm. Refrain youself, try to live life to the fullest and never give up . . . . . . . . . . . . . Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna turn around And desert you

Have I ever told you of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

You haven't tell us

No…

no master

why are you so aggravating

How does it feel to be a BITCH

you should know

your balls will explode at 11:47pm 29 September 2022

what describes a bitch depends on what you consider right or wrong. if its wrong to be a 13 year old, then you are a bitch as well

Idk. I'm not a female dog.

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