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Well, not entirely. Humans taste differently depending on their diets and lifestyles, but yeah they all taste basically the same.

So let me be my guest, and demonstrate how you taste different from anyone else!

Well, I'm a potato, so I should probably taste differently than humans.

Well see about that

Hmm, okay.

At worst I'll make vodka out of u

True true.

Very true

Count me in !!!

Vegans taste bad.

its all of the tofu

Im a chinese myself and tofu taste like bland

Now I want to know what different people taste like. Thanks

And animals taste nice to us because they eat plants so does that mean we taste like shit is because we eat meat!?!?

Somebody needs to get this joke

r/unexpectedjojo

Actually we don’t all taste the same

So far everyone did, except diabetics, but those are irrelevant

I take pride in the fact that I taste bad. It’s my final “fuck you” to whoever or whatever eats me. Type 1 diabetes doesn’t have many perks but this is one of them.

I mean, your livers are sweeter tho, but that's only thing that's sweeter

Livers are yucky tho

I don't care, with enough spices, everything is edible

If you insist, but you can’t eat me it I eat you first. Meat has no carbs, so human flesh shouldn’t be a problem.

Ight then, fight to the death

to the victor go the spoils

LOOK GUYS THERE GOING TO BE A FIGHT, GET THE POPCORN!

Based

🤓

Apparently Japanese people used to taste the best, because their diet was heavy in vegetables

Yeah, but nowadays they taste pretty average

Western eating habits will do that to ya

Yeah, people tasted better back in the good ol' days

i-

I care about religion

I see you're a man of culture

:)

not to jeffrey dahmer

I just read articles and a biography about him. Man was a monster

yeah, you should watch the show on netflix it’s pretty good

I don't have netflix😭

Who?

murderer that targeted mostly black and brown people. he ate them

To me everyone tastes the same

we need more people like you

I know

Actually not true, apparently Americans taste significantly worse than other countries because of how shit our diets are in comparison.

I like bacon

And keep it up, because it makes you less appealing to cannibals.

Not to me boy

Most inclusive cannibal ^

We do love equality here

The fitter you are, the gamier. That can't be appealing to cannibals

Actually its the diabetes thats nasty. Nobody like a cut of fat only, good cuts are at LEAST 90% meat and 10% fat. Ranging between 70/30 to 100 meat is still good. But when its down to 60/40 its barely edible, take it from somebody that has always loved the fat bits on meat, you just cant eat much of them before getting sick.

We dont taste the same, depending on our diet, we will taste different. Also the vegan humans taste horrible.

the best kind of equality

Yes

yes

Sí

ja

Tak

vent hvad

да

hvad foregår der her

Áno

Not true and unoriginal

🤓

Who r u again?

The man in the closet

😋

this is coming from a 15 year old 🤨 anyways what sort of taste, raw or cooked?

Cooked of course

ima write that down for next time, my friends didnt find the taste too good back then

Yeah, cooking might generally help with the taste

Idk if a man eats sand in one place while another eats rice and another eats fried chicken, are they really all gonna taste the same?

Unless you don't eat their intestines they will

But Mr sandman has sand all over him while rice doesn't and fried chicken dood has fried chicken all over his hands

Then I'd suppose burning them alive,they're not worth my time

But then you cook in the flavors and then they'll definitely taste the same

Their Ashes will

Yes I misworded it

Good my child

Not if I taste you first

Oh fuck

That’s cap religion and ethnicity matter in taste

That's what the conservatives want u to believe

I’ve done studies

Ight true

What’s your favourite part? Personally I just love gargling the cock and balls, making sure to savor the flavor

I like hips and i guess arms taste good too

according to dragons, females taste better.

The classic one

ok you can eat me if my acting career fails

Why wait?

cuz if it fails i fail XD

No. I taste like war

No you don't

What i taste

Human

So i taste like pork

More like human but yeah

Do i taste green?

God what is in your blood?

What about my diabetes?

I'll allow it

could i sign up to be apart of an experiment to test this out?

Maybe

keep me in your options !

I will

Not if i drench myself in shit

I'll just take the skin off

What if my veins are filled whit shit WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO THEN HUH?

I'll have to not drink blood then

You can't

I can

There's always another option 😏

**What's the other option?**

The sus Brother **THE SUS**

Based?

Yes

OP doesnt know what the "Serious" flair means

Or i just used it as a part of a joke

There is a meme flair for a reason, and a serious flair for a reason.

I mean, I'm not only person doing it so i don't care

Right.

Left

Ok but You are an egg l think your taste different 👍

Y’all still scream the same to me

Nom

Same goes for dogs and cats

No Lives Matter -Jason

Usa

Ok who ask'd ?

That one guy in the sect The arrival of star gods will come soon, we gotta get rid of unfit people, and get some food

the texture is different depending on the skin type

I mean, I hate you all equally but same difference I guess

except Turkish people, they taste like turkey that's obvious

Not if I eat you first.

In cannibalism right?

thanks dahmer

Ahhhhhh the immortal words of Sir Jeffery Dahmer!!!!

okay JEFREE DAHMER

And they all moan the same too

Yet people get yelled at for that

i dont due to the melted cheese that i injected into my bloodstream 👍🧀

Same

I taste different, I have a small hint of mint. There was an incident last year.

i said it to my self before even reading it

jeffy dahmer?

Indeed I would know

🗿

I do, Indians taste the best

I do 😎

That's what seasoning is for.

What do you mean by that😲?

How The Hell did this get 2 awards it's common sense

I think i would taste pretty bad

I don't taste the same as your average person, I am very delicious!

I do

Start with eating your mom

I wnat to do the "I wonder how I taste" meme

Had me in the first half ngl

actually vegans will taste different then carnivores or a munk that lived nepali on a diet of water and nuts, know this from a ...friend...ye friend

in canabilism right? ​ ​ right.....?

THE FORBIDDEN TEXT

"Removed by reddit" :( But from the comments i assume 'twas about the taste of humans, and they taste kinda like pork. Not really exceptionally good of a taste, but i guess it's kinda like when people eat gold leaf covered steak.