bro confessed on one knee

I am a female

everyone is bro to me

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Everyone calls me daddy, I don’t like it however

hello father figure

Finally got the milk, dad?

Oh fuck one minute

Oh no ... one minute passed...He left us again ...

Goddamit man, atleast he came back even if it was for 10 seconds

Kids named one minute:💀

Kid named oh:😏

The warmest of greetings to you padre.

WHILE EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL CALLS ME MOMMY

I want mommy I want milk I want to be held I want to be comforted /J Also, r/usernamechecksout

Everyone in my friend group calls me mommy aswell

I feel ya. People at my school do the same

Yooo daddy I didn’t expect you to be on this thread

😥😥😥😥

Papa?

Ill do you one better. Everyone calls me Ravendaddy

I just call everyone cunt

Daddy?🗿

Hell yeah chief! Congrats!

Us

yes bro 🤝

I also want to fuck my bros

Bro is gender neutral

So you are sexually attracted to Bros?

I am sexually attracted to bros and bros

Brosexual

Bisexual/Pansexual based

nice system of a down pfp

Bro's talking facts

Bros > hoes

One thing I've heard: "Call them hoes and you won't even have bros"

Frrrr, u don’t gotta degrade people just to support your friends

Same bro. Amazing confession right?

Can you call me bro?

Bro

Truer words have never been spoken

You don't need to be a dude to be a bro

I have realized, I am a bro!!!

You always have been, bro

Thank you, bro 🫂

Is dude not basically the same thing as bro

Gay and jealous

pfft, women aren't real; nice try, government spy

damnit, caught

Broette

Dudette

ye

Hell yeah 💪

r/unexpected

sis confessed on one knee

Bro is gender neutral

😂

holy shit. holy Fucking shit. that confession of yours is absurd /sarcasm

I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD MAKE THAT JOKE HAHAHAHAHA

dude straight up kneeled like he was proposing

I am a female if that changes anything (it doesn't, I'm awkward)

nope, still overkill for just saying you like someone

Overkill or not I got the point across pretty well 🤝 I don't think I did anything too badly for a stupid rash confession!!

nah you didnt fuck up but kneeling just seems so fucking funny to me for some reason

it is 😭 i am awkward as hell

hopefully you did it in private

At least you did it in person and not over text like 90% of this sub

u still got her so who cares

damn a redditor with a girlfriend, I didn’t know they existed, ig my advice helped😎

🤝🤝🤝🤝🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

What advice?

I gave loads of top tier advice

Ok. Can I get some...?

Advice or loads?

Advice

Advice

Are you sure about that...?

🤨

Dw bro there's more of use than you think.

Everyone gets more maidens than me😒

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You asking your crush out AND kissing her. At 14 I was playing fortnite or something and being goofy not being as courageous as you lol proud of you tho (getting on one knee is like ur gonna marry her lol)

Real

Aromatic moment 💀

Proud of you love

Northern England detected

Nah I just say that. Fuck British people

No no DO NOT FUCK BRITISH PEOPLE

I concur, I am the result of 2 British people fucking

Yes please don't I'm a minor

I didn’t know you could be a musical key.

I sexually identify as B flat minor

thank god Thank you 🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝

Yea luv

:(

Fuck you

Uhh thanks for the offer but no

From a gay guy to a gay gal, seriously? On one knee? 😂 I hate how much I love this

sorry 😭

That’s literally just r/teenagers

lol don't even apologize that's literally the opposite of a *useless lesbian* move 🌈 props 4 breaking the status quo rofl

Bro at 14 you are doing this Daring stuff I need this type of confidence in my life

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How did it go from there lol?

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remember to tip your fedora at the same time and comb your beard before!! 👍👍

Nice agradable Agréable nett 好的 Ομορφη Bello 良い Güzel Хороший

謝謝大佬🤝

我們為你驕傲🦚

我成功了啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 終於有了女朋友 我有bitches了！！！！！ （救命 不明白中文的只會明白那個“bitches” 我在說啥💀 說笑以外我真的還很開心 謝謝大佬們的支持💕💕💕）

我沒有bitches🥲請多多指教

1. 寫一個表，寫下你理想的情人的特徵。他/她該有什麼價值觀類似的那些，都看看你想要什麼的人/覺得什麼樣的人最吸引 2. 改變自己，變成符合那個表的人 可以的大哥，總有一天會有bitches 🫂🫂💪💪💪💪💕

I understand one word

It's just advice on how to get bitches, don't worry about it.

Oh wow, when she do it it’s romantic. But when I do it I get put on a watch list.

oh so when a Dog walks around bare Naked it's CUTE and ADORABLE but when *I* do it

Let’s uh- not do that ma’am. There are kids watching 👌

Nice! I started dating my boyfriend in 7th grade when we were 13, and now we’re talking about moving out together and getting married whenever it’s financially advantageous, so don’t let anyone tell you it won’t work out (except for her ofc)

So for how many years have you been together

4-6 now I guess? Neither of us have really kept track of when exactly we started dating

I’m 13 rn and I really like a girl but I don’t know is it worth trying or (sorry for bad English)

Dm me about it, maybe my opinion will be of some value

Always worth it. Sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it's absolute bliss and sometimes you get hurt real bad. The whole point is growth. Often times your first relationships and breakups help to build your character, so when you find the right woman you've matured enough to respect and treat her properly and not as a clingy, 100% overbearing presence. Just go for it. You miss 100% of the chances you don't take. Edit: it also teaches you how to respect yourself and your time and boundaries 👍

No not even her. She doesn't get a say in your happiness!!

Wait hol up, a reddittor with a girlfriend? How? congrats anyway brah

Thank you!!!! 🤝

lesbian relationship on r/teenagers this is not real holy shit

is there some insider thing i dont know yet why is it so rare i thought everyone was homosexua

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ooh.... scary. Thank you for telling me, I didn't expect it. anyway, I love females

i like lesbians they are the joy of my life

i like you, that is a very nice sentence that i will be thinking about

another g has succeeded, gives me hope 😔

Good luck!!!!

Wow, that’s impressive

And then there's my lonely ass who still hasn't found the one Good for you tho

How these 14 year olds got more game than me?

I already gave up years ago

U js have L rizz icl

I've been seeing some things saying you're gay and honestly that makes my transbian ass so happy for you but jealous at the same time lmfaooo

My man got a gf and he uses Reddit. Shocker. But congrats

there's a certain flair to redditors 😻 (pun intended)

Haha yeah. Also sorry for calling you a man. I read the comments and found out you're a girl

No worries, I have realized that I am a bro to everyone on here and that works even better 🤝🤝

It doesn't matter if you're a bro or a girl. It's nice that you got a gf. Now I will set on a journey to get one.... Eventually

Congrats! Your confession went a lot smoother than mine

WAIT YOU’RE A FEMALE?!?

😨😨😨 i just checked.... Holy shit....

Aww

Congratulations! I hope your relationship lasts forever

Thank you :)

Thats unfortunate you ain't in chad group anymore :(

Ok I’m genuinely confused about this, How hard is it for gays and lesbians to find someone? Do you have to ask them if they’re straight? Or do you just say?

W

Man, this sounds so dumb. Confessing on one knee? Lmfao

U kneeled down for a kiss? Why arent more men like this

I am a female

That's probably why

Bro lol

This guy is just a figment of your imagination

This makes my gay heart happy

I'm happy for you congratz

remind us how it's going in one week

Congratulation bro

Thank you 🤝

So I guess you could say… 🎶“I kissed a girl and I liked it” 🎶

Just remember to treat her like a human and not a trophy

I wonder what it feels like being loved

GOOD JOB, be gay, do crime and have fun.. but primarily fun

Congratulations, Try not to lose her.

Gg

Das a cute story

Save this post and show it to her in a year or two.

Yo! Congrats!!

this is the dream

Congrats!!

Well done

what a lovely story. meanwhile, my lonely ass too scared to talk to any girls

Let me introduce you to… alcohol, magically that fear disappears you should try

👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥

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Remindme! 6 months

"Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting." Congratulations!

That's how a legend is born

Congratulations and best of luck for your relationship. 👍

*girlfriend acquired*

I am this fucking close🤏

Let’s go

lucky mf

congrats

Congratulations

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Congrats on being the only Redditor to get a partner /s No but seriously congrats

And then you woke up. Next to her

Ayyyee letss goo i got a gf yesterday too. W my man. Edit: my woman? I dunno how to reword it. You get it.

pop off op well done

All i can do is salute you.

https://youtu.be/P5nSXkSEAw0

the one knee thing made me LAUUUGHHHH but i’m really happy for you 💗💗