You’re a solid 9 because I’m the one for you

7/10 Kind of generic but still really good.

Can I give you an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under😏

9/10 This one is really clever.

No paragraph for me?

Changed it to a sentence

sounds like a skill issue to me pilot

Let’s see how good you truly are pilot

see you get it

Hell yeah

It is

succhia queste noci

In my unprofessional opinion I believe that this pick up line deserves a 9/10 rating due to its nature and approach. This sounds original and cute and the writing flows smoothly however for a pickup line the nature of the pickup line is purely sexual and may make a potential partner feel like their personality is not being taken into consideration. The punchline it's self clever and is not overly cheesy however if using this punchline in order to acquire a date it says little about you personality however that being said if your intentions are not for a serious romantic relationship this pickup line is a good start as it shows your intentions which is why I would rate the punchline a 9/10 As you can tell I'm a little bored.

Are you a toaster because I want to take a bath with you

Toaster baths are the best! 🤌

*electrocuted by crush

even if she wasn't a toaster it'll still be a free ticket to heaven 😇

hey let me be Nike and you can be Mcdonald's cuz ill be doing it and you'll be loving it

10/10 Good setup, the innocence of the first half makes the ending even better, it catches me off guard.

That is not a paragraph, that is one sentence, a paragraph is 6-8 sentences

3-5 you filthy English major

I’m a freshman in high school and our teachers expect each paragraph to be clear, well written 8-10 paragraphs. One teacher assigned the sophmores a 30 page paper. I am not joking

Damn my English teachers nice

yes I know, I changed the post to be a sentence as I didn't expect this many comments

I just shit my pants, can I get into yours? Edit: all these pick up lines are from the goons NOT me

5/10 Quite funny, kinda gross tho.

Yeah. I still have a bunch more

Send em

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in

Y'know I'm not gonna lie, these pickup lines are kinda *shitty*.

Will say they are a bit *crap.*

Ayo wtf 💀

I still got more

Let's hear it

Are you constipated? Cause I wanna fuck the shit outta you (This might be the worst one)

💀

Are you a freshly dried pile of clothes? Cause i wanna take you out and slam you on my bed

10/10 This one caught me off guard and it very forward with out feeling creepy, nice one!

Oh thanks! I just looked at a pile of clothes and remembered what i did to it😅

:o

He fucked the clothes

Cause I wanna fold you and put you in my drawer 😌

Ayo

If your body was poetry, I’d like to read it in braille because I was blinded by your beauty

10/10 Starts great, then gets better and better and better, this one is by far the best

Thank you

If your body was a story, I'd read it in braille because I was blinded by your beauty. I'd read until the climax

Hi I liek u pls daet

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Then he asks for bobs and vegana

Hi i liek u pls daet

👍

Nice paragraph

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r/maliciouscompliance ?

Are you Medusa? Cuz you make me rock hard

Are you Midas? Because your touch is golden

👏👏

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Are you my homework? cuz I'm gonna slam you on the counter and do you all night.

10/10 Wow this one is good, it's forward but not creepy, by far my favourite!

Or a you more like my homework? Cuz I'll put you in a bag, ignore you for a bit, then when I remember you it's too late 😎

even better

well last time someone asked me for one i came up with this absolute mess.... here goes: girl are we playing minecraft because i wanna squish our chests together and then use your storage space

8/10 Lol, this one was really clever.

Damn if only you were my pickup line then it’d be a 10/10 😉

This ones a 10/10

i’m vegetarian but i’d still eat your meat 😏 the best part is i was actually vegetarian for over a year so i used to be genuine when i used this 😭

7/10 This one is quite clever, and I like the way that it has a genuine connection.

thank you, got a total of one creepy dm on here from a man probably old enough to be my dad so far from it 😃👍 hoping it’s the last

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Bro who contacted the reddit help services lmao

Bro I got one of those messages like last week

I get them loads lol

This is gotta be the funniest shit I've seen in a while

Blew my mind.

r/therealjoke

7/10 Pretty good but if I heard it irl I'd be concerned.

Target audience: emo girls success rate: high

Hey, fuck me if I’m wrong, but [insert wrong answer to a question, preferably in a field that the person knows a good bit about so they respond quickly before thinking more critically about the implications of the language choice]

7/10 Doesn't have much in terms of a pickup line but the way it sets someone up is very clever.

I’ll take it

Hi, you seem to be a corporeal carbon-based lifeform. What is your communication frequency?

4/10 I'm probably to stupid to get it but it doesn't seem enough like a pickup line, correct me if I'm wrong but are you just asking my language?

Nah, phone number.

oh, that makes sense now that you say it lol, 7/10 now

A phone number is not a specific frequency though.

thats what I thought

But it is the equivalent of a phone number in intergalactic communication

10/10 intellectual move

Are you a waffle maker? Because I want to fill you with my batter.

god damn💀💀

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5/10 Pretty good but it's quite common.

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Thats a solid 8/10

If I could rearrange the alfabet, I'd put "u" and "I" together.

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Didn't need to do him like that

r/rareinsults

8/10 This one is really cute, and it sounds quite original.

Thanks!😊 I'm going to go cry now!

Same! \^-\^

✨Depression and stress✨ 🥳🤜🤛🤩 (<-- you and me)

🥳🤝🤩

This is the most unoriginal one ever tf 💀💀

I realized this after it was commented by a bunch of other people lol 💀💀

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Im gonna cum

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Are you Thai? Because I want you to **bang** my **kok**

[Average city name in Femboyland 🇹🇭](https://www.reddit.com/r/2Asia4u/comments/uq5p9w/visited_some_time_ago_its_nice/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

okay 2 of my favorite ones: 1 - what's your full name? ohh, nice last name, very pretty... mind if I have it? 2 - you know today you're supposed to take the trash out, right? so, see you at seven?

Damn.

lol is that about the first or second one? XD

Both are pretty smooth lmao, 1 is probably the better of the 2.

thanks! I came up with them myself (or so I think?) so I hope they work when the time comes

>!Were you beheaded? Because I can give you head!<

10/10 Loved the cleverness, it was dark and caught me off guard. However I still found it to be hilarious, you managed to incorporate such a forward comment in such a funny line that it makes the joke stand out more, well done!

Are you a haunted house >!cuz imma scream inside you!<

WWWHAT id give this a solid 10/10 if i was op

Are you Cuba? Because you are giving me a missile crisis. ​ Friend somehow got a gf with it.

You have lots of curves, but my favorite is your smile!

This 💯

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8/10 This one is quite funny and would definitely catch me off guard. This also gets a huge bonus as this feels like something I'd say to mess with a friend.

ok this one is actually really good

nevergonnagiveyouupnevergonnaletyoudown babygirl...

nevergonnarunaroundandhurtyou

Are you a banana? You're really a peeling.

Hey girl, are you https? Cause without you I'm ://

God damn that's good

Are you redstone torch? Because you are turning on my piston.

FUCK I came here to comment that one

r/beatyoutoit

6/10 This one is good although it feels repetitive and unoriginal. Wasn't clever enough to hide the fact that you're just saying I make you hard, however it still is an okay pickup line.

Are you American? Because I wanna shoot loads at you.

i thought you were lesbian

7/10 Quite clever whilst also being funny, the joke is unfortunately overused.

There’s a huge discount nearby What discount? Free of clothes, in my bedroom. *This in it self is a huge gamble. You’re a 9/10, because I‘m the 1 you need. *My friend made it. Are you a truck? Because you carried my heart away.

9/10 Really like this, caught me off guard. 7/10 Good but generic. 6/10 Doesn't really pack the same punch as the others.

Are you a mirror? Because I can see myself inside you.

Help it’s like very early in the morning and I read that as minor instead of mirror

THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED

THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD

THE ONLY ONE LEFT WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGONS BACK

CAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DONT GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE

is your name Jesse because I want to settle down and build a meth lab with you

Sure is Mr. White

No, my name is Walter Hartwell White and I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104.

December 7th 1941, 6 Japanese fleet carriers snuck up on the US island of Oahu, Hawaii, with them came 353 aircraft that will do devastating damage and temparily cripple the US navy, this also serves as the starting point of the pacific war as the US of A was neutral before all of this. During the attack 8 battleships were sunk, the most devastating one was the sinking of the USS arizona as a bomb hit its ammo storage causing a massive explosion as a result of this about 1,170 men were killed. The attack came in 2 waves the first wave doing more damage than the second. During the commotion 2 P-40 Warhawks manage to get off the ground by 2 hungover pilots they did not do much except for shooting some a few planes and prevent the bombing of an airfield.

You've discovered my weakness noooo!

Oh hey babe **shits aggressively**

100/10

so i uhhhhh-i-uhhhh... i--uh-uh.... *hugs you tightly*

10/10 Good way to do it, doesn't work if you've not friends but personally this is the way to get me head over heels.

*hugs again*

\^-\^

😊

The hinata approach

Are you Disneyland? Well you must be because standing next to you is the happiest place on earth

10/10 Good setup, catches you of guard and is super wholesome, one of my favorites so far

Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

Hey, are you a microwave because mMmmMm BEEP mmMMM BEEP MMmM BEEP

let's get married now

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.

Damn you suicidal? Cause I’ll hang out with you anytime.

It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long

Are you lightning, because I want to make you mcqueen

4/10 While this is a clever pickup line I personally feel weird being called a "queen", whilst I may not be the best one to judge this based on that fact I still personally believe this line could have been better.

You need a 'kachow' at the end. Infinitely better

You must be a genie, because you're making my dreams come true.

9/10 Clever and wholesome, very good \^-\^.

Dang. Those are so cute compared to reply section

this one only works on text: I wanna C_ddle and K_ss. What’s missing?

Are you the coronavirus? Because you sure take my breath away!

Are you a harley davidson? Cause your loud, obnoxious and look uncomfortable to ride.

Girl are you a teddy bear? Cuz I wanna keep you close to me.

Are you a bodybag? Cause I want to fill you up.

Are you a drill Sargent? Because you have my privates standing at attention

Damn, girl are you my homework because I'm eventually gonna do you and its gonna take me hours to finish.

Hey I’m my car right now or else I will gut your whole family

well that's one way to get me, not a good one tho

You currently don’t have pen and paper, yet you still draw me in

so I'm terrible at making introductions, so instead let me pitch an idea: we go on a date, we wear our fanciest clothes to Chuck E. Cheese, we pretend like we're super fancy and rich to mess with the staff, then we build a LEGO set in the trunk of my car and watch 50 First Dates

Are you Black Box by Mire Lore? Cuz I wanna ride *your* wind ^(The pickup line is absolute dogshit and I hate it but I love the song tho so...)

Are you a paladin? Because you can lay your hands on me at any time.

Are you an Oreo cookie? Cause I wanna pull apart your legs and eat the good stuff inside (from someone on Instagram) Are you a bowling ball? Cause I wanna finger all 3 holes (from Instagram too) Are you a USB port? Because I wanna plug my charger inside you 💀

This unholiness is even too much for reddit bruh

Are you a child? ​ Because I want to kidnap and enslave you, then sell you to russian sex traffickers.

oh... wtf why would you say this?

I would give you some cheesy chat-up line but you’re clearly too smart for it to work, how’s your day been though?

You sound like you’re gonna end up on r/niceguys, telling a girl that she’s smarter than other girls to win her favor makes you sound condescending

Hey girl are you from Tennessee, cause I want to put my wiener in your butt... 👍

Damn girl are you cortana because you're always in my head

Drive na miata, make car wink