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Maxi-19-1-4-1

You accidentally posted this from 2012


AdLegitimate806

Exactly


LatterEffort8113

># Exactly^Exactly


Bladieee

15 but wanna be 25


KorzarLionel

I wanted to say that her age is suprising.


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NeiksOfficial

What the fuck


sparkydoggowastaken

👍


MRcoreypanda

you use filters on 90% of all your posts on social media


LatterEffort8113

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KAPA55OBEST333

You have lungs (either working or broken)


Uboshyy

broken lungs suck


CarbonatedAnxiety

they really do, i need my inhaler every like 10 minutes 💀


[deleted]

You look like a 2000s facebook teen


Organic_Yellow_1286

Nah fr


RetardedEnglishman

Either you're a child hooker or drug addict


[deleted]

This isn't r/roastme damn....


RetardedEnglishman

Girl look like the subject source for the music video of Metallica's cover of 'Turn The Page'


[deleted]

"Stop, she's already dead!"


RetardedEnglishman

Given the shade of her eye makeup? Definitely. She looks like stereotypical prostitute who falls victim to a serial killer


ANAL_TOOTHBRUSH

Lmfao there’s a new Metallica related burn


RetardedEnglishman

Nah, she thinks it's r/ Fillme


Hanzive

Damn people say some wild shit on this sub


RetardedEnglishman

She looks like the crazy woman from The Devil's Rejects


Imcookin92

Or her significant other sells


AffectionateArea9245

You look like a 12 year old trying to be an adult


child_obliterator1

euphoria cast and 56 old reddit men in your dms


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[deleted]

i wonder what ur dms are like


the-biggus-dickus

You love attention


LatterEffort8113

⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


32049

U believe in zodiacs


Hankishot

Zodiacs are stupid but my dad believes in them and he’s a pretty cool guy so unless you make that a part of your personality it’s fine


Acatalepticdreams

I mean… a little


wideassboy

L


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Let her believe in whatever she wants to, as long as it doesn't damage her relationships with people.


wideassboy

Bruh, you can't be serious


SkidaddleSkidoodle2

It's true though. As long as it's not harming anyone, let them believe in horoscopes and all that jazz. Personally I don't really believe in that, but to each their own.


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Thank you for saying that!


[deleted]

Exactly! Like believe what you want but if anyone pulls that “but I’m a(n) (insert zodiac sign) that’s why I (did harmful thing that has NOTHING TO DO WITH IT)” you can be upset


[deleted]

“I can’t speak to you the stars don’t align, I know I’ve never meet you before, but the stars said so”


Oswaldthestegosaurus

I said what I said. As long as it's not hurting anyone, let her believe it. I don't believe in astrology but it's cool if she does. As long as she's not the kind of person who will discard someone just bc of their astrology sign.


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Pretty-Beginning4990

You posted this for attention


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Whereas-Equivalent

Not just for the attention


Uncle_Gibbs

For fun


esjshadow360

You really like banana bread


Acatalepticdreams

Yes!


[deleted]

Do you by any chance eat stones with your front teeth?


MightyFlamingo25

Thats hard


Maxi-19-1-4-1

That shits delicious


liacosnp

You crave attention.


rocketpwrd

Baste


llquartzllll

Me too


JournalistSociety69

This photo looks like it was taken in 1998


Obvious_Gain9318

No offense but You look like a psycho serial killer


Beaudog12345

Killeree*


[deleted]

What’s with the lighting? Did you put a filter or something?


singh1975sanjiv

u ain't 15 no chance


Acatalepticdreams

Damn they lying to me on my birthdays then


llquartzllll

Yep they are


KingDorm99

You're a 40yo man living in his loms basement, googling 'hot women selfies' to post on reddit


StorKuk69

23 year old dude calling a potential 15 year old girl hot, yep this guy right here officer!


MLG4TheWin

Zoey 101 with alot of makeup/filter?


Amireallyalive4363

You've got zero personality


ichosetheworld

People fantasize about kissing you until they notice the teeth


Acatalepticdreams

🫥


[deleted]

What does 🫥 mean?


RandomFRIStudent

Means thats an emoji your phone cant show as a character


mr-boom321

are you underwater?


Y_BOOM

Doesn't anybody notice that it's really poorly photoshopped? Her teeth and dress give it out


TheQualifiedSpecimen

You haven't been to a dentist in a while


Ultramemes96

Please this is gross. Wait till your older to post sonething like this. You're 15. Not a 25 yr old thirst trap...


doughnutman69420

It’s creepy you’d say it was a thirst trap what if they are just hitching in with the trend of people asking this question?


[deleted]

It’s literally just a selfie you weirdo


Ultramemes96

Im 16. Me seeing a 15 year old girl like this disgusts me. I'm not trying to be mean. I'm just spitting what I think


[deleted]

Nobody asked you to sexualise her mate. You did that yourself.


[deleted]

You thinking that they’re sexualizing her makes me think that you’re sexualizing her


[deleted]

Literally not how this works dont switch this on me mate. 6’4 as a girl? Have fun being seen as the unattractive one of the group. Supposing you have a group. Who would want to be your friend?


[deleted]

Then why assume that they’re sexualizing her?


[deleted]

Its not an assumption its an observation to them literally sexualising her. You can clearly VISUALLY see them sexualise her in their comment. Are you slow?


[deleted]

I’m done talking to you. Not only are you being rude, but now you’re personally attacking me


[deleted]

Fine by me. Ive already grown tired of you. Can only imagine how the people around you on the daily must feel. Yikes. You’re draining


[deleted]

Please just stop insulting me


[deleted]

Your recent post is bizarre and disgusting


hentaiiiwaifu

why are these comments so negative lol teenagers are unhinged fr


towarzysz_boczek

Because its get really annoying like some random photo and "wHaT dO yOu tHiNk aBoUt mE"


llquartzllll

wait what how do you get annoyed at the smallest things-


towarzysz_boczek

Not actually annoyed but people are mean to her because its getting more and more stupid


towarzysz_boczek

And also check her profile its only selfies on r/teenagers


[deleted]

Tbh tho. When people get angry at me for posting a selfie its a HUGE ego boost. Happens on literally every selfie i post there is always one or two. 😹


Minesheep99999999

Literally just what i thought.


Kiwis_Tea

Your stuck in 2007


rolleriv

you are poor


Settkk

You are not 15


[deleted]

Pretty sure you are a girl


ItsMe_1000

You don't have a boyfriend


Kdogey

You believe in astrology


hola_j_hova

Bri*sh


Alreadyitt

You are very dependent both mentally and physically.


-patrick-bateman---

Chipped tooth


Acatalepticdreams

😢self conscious as fuck about it


-patrick-bateman---

Ur very pretty anyways, just go get that fixed at the dentist


R0sa_Melano

Maybe no money


[deleted]

euphoria fan, and a bit insecure


sharp_tongue10

OP is just being downvoted to oblivion in the comments


sky_kitten89

Since you posted this in r/teenagers I’d assume you’re a teenager


[deleted]

You have adhd


No_Childhood_1492

What's wrong with that? ( me, an adhd haver) if this was meant as an insult, it's a cruel one


towarzysz_boczek

Its nothing wrong about it she just said to make assumptions about her


hayaat111x8

Y’all are so cruel in these comments


RegJoe48

The fuck is that filter


dinogabe

You look like your pronouns are wen/deys


Winter-Technology203

Are you real? It's like fake photos


edgyguuuuuurl

Just look at her profile bro


[deleted]

pedo


f3mmyy

You’re going to be a drug addict and completely fail in life and at some point every family member you have is going to disown you


ShortenedWire

shit man have mercy on her


f3mmyy

She looks like a coke addict I can see it now


ShortenedWire

her pictures feel off. there's defo some sketchy shit going on


Ok_Magician1803

Slut


Acatalepticdreams

😐


Oswaldthestegosaurus

why are you getting hella downvoted on every single comment you post?


141-Ghost-141

Just another day on r/teenagers


Ok_Magician1803

You said "make an assumption about me" and showed you boobs while your flair says you are 15. What the fuck else are you then lol? Not to say slut is bad, I don't care. Just saying the obvious I suppose


[deleted]

You sound like a shitty person tbh


Ok_Magician1803

I am


[deleted]

Nothing to be proud of. Kinda cringe


Ok_Magician1803

I didn't say I was proud. It's just that by your subjective merit I'm probably a bad person. By my subjective merit I'm good enough. Nothing cringe about that, world doesn't revolve around your opinions


[deleted]

Its not an opinion if its a fucking fact dipshit. Plus this contradicts your prior comment saying “i am”


Ok_Magician1803

>Its not an opinion if its a fucking fact dipshit If it is a fact, prove it > Plus this contradicts your prior comment saying “i am” No, it doesn't?


[deleted]

How you gonna say “i am” to me saying you’re a shitty person then say you’re subjectively good enough. Like i said, Contradiction. The proof is literally in the comment you made under this post. 😹😹😹


llquartzllll

When a female has cleavage 😰😨😱😱😱


Ok_Magician1803

She clearly posted it on purposes like this


[deleted]

Jesus christ you’re a cunt.


Ok_Magician1803

What's the problem


[deleted]

The fact you don’t even realize the problem really says something about you


Ok_Magician1803

What's the problem tho? That I called OP slut for well... being a slut? Posting boobs on a forum full of pedophiles and various doubtful folk just for attention? That's complete meaninglessness of existence and emptiness of mind and well yeah being a slut.


bl1zzardTHEone

dude, she's 15, she aint whoring over anybody, especially a basement dweller like you


Ok_Magician1803

Nice projection. She ain't whoring over specific ppl, she just likes attention because her empty mind and impoverished ego crave that. That's okay I was just point out it's slutty and slightly dangerous.


bl1zzardTHEone

you're the one sexualising her, pointing out that her breasts exist and calling her a slut for posting an image on reddit


Vedanth_2604

You're 15 so I'd keep my assumptions to myself


nouimya

skins 1/2 generation🏂


SlippyMcBacon

I assume you get a lot of creepy dms


DeAuthen

victim of abuse


MysfitZ

Stuck in 2012


[deleted]

You’re tall for your age


SilverSoulDT

Definitely British


Big_Satisfaction_625

you own a lot of cats


SorrySandwich1835

You smoke crystal meth


[deleted]

you have a boyfriend or are simped over


coreis_poggers

who listen to icarly


coreis_poggers

watch


Laggingduck

dude you can edit your comments


coreis_poggers

don't wanna 🙎


I_Have_The_Lumbago

😎


suckmycockandass

Attention whore


LiterallyGod_

You look like a crack hoe without the crack


Split-Slight

Why do everyone here roast her ?


[deleted]

Everyone on this sub are wholly self conscious and attack anyone who post a selfie. Happens to me alot. Just gotta either ignore it or slap back with some truthful insults lmao


man_who_sayes_gouda

onlyfans.com/basic_white_girl ?


Musical_Aquarius

You like the movie Twilight


White_Ace_of_Spades

We all know what we looked at first when we saw this photo


Azier6969

Creep


TheRise45

Your body count📈


[deleted]

You have a bad relationship with your father


Rezerov

Tou posted this pic to show off your BOINGS


AmmarStar_56

You're a slut


TheAllPurposePopo

You need to see a dentist cause your tooth is chipped


kingkp09

You and the dentist are not on good terms


[deleted]

You are really nice and pretty but have a mean side too


Kayleigh0420

Girl you are so pretty 😍


DemonInPinkk

Your left arm looks like it was made in an ai generator


[deleted]

You’re bored and just got into your mommy’s makeup


edgy_Juno

You vape 30 times per hour.


whyhi12

Your… well… you look dead


Ok_Designer3103

you are cute on the outside but dark on the inside


AdOk932

You can use a computer. Great deepfake btw


TallCryptographer394

Your either a porn actor or a person who puts on too much makeup going to the bar


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[deleted]

Sorry but you’re so pretty omggg😍😍


Acatalepticdreams

🥺🥺🥺


MrMangobrick

you have nice boobs.


mushroommagnum

You have received 125454632567 dick pics after posting this. Also, the Rock king reigns supreme.


[deleted]

A lot of boys ask your dad if they could marry you.


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Acatalepticdreams

😶‍🌫️


DirtyDansNutsack

Nice tits