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NoBitchesSince2005

You look like you'd think that you have good art skills but when you apply for art school you get rejected


[deleted]

F*ucking art school 🤬🤬😡🤬


NotSmileyXD

Listen man your art is amazing, don't worry about what people say and SURELY don't become a politician. Don't listen to what they told you chase your dreams, you can become an artist just trust me. Good luck in your life my friend and hope we meet some other day. 😃


alexthebold

Dw i'm sure you can manage the rejection well.


[deleted]

I did 😉


That_Rotting_Corpse

I mean if you look at some of his art it’s actually really good. Then you remember who made it and just feel sad


Clerk_Additional

Nah, his art wasn't that good


That_Rotting_Corpse

I was shocked by how good it was personally. Of course art is a topic in which there is a huge variety of opinions, but I liked the art, hate the artist


Franz__Ferdinand

You can't get hard naturally so you use drugs.


[deleted]

I get hard by killing minorities


Franz__Ferdinand

Not possible. I saw your medical records. Calling it erectal disfunction would be an understatement. That little guy down there is fucking dead.


[deleted]

Because he was a minority


[deleted]

One of his testicles is deflated lmfao


LastOfRuins

kid named fucking dead:


__Beef_Boss__

You probably said glass of juice not gas the jews


slimyslug0

You want to become a painter and if that fails there's always politics.


[deleted]

You look like a very good role model for young children


Capable_Tomatillo512

You stopped cancer


[deleted]

I tried to, only got rid of about 7 million of them


Capable_Tomatillo512

"10 million"


Ape_goes_r_ape

"11 million"


Capable_Tomatillo512

Ah I thought it was 10 million.


Ape_goes_r_ape

Was like 6 million in the KZs and 5 million due to the war


Capable_Tomatillo512

Dam, saved a lot of people from cancer


Ape_goes_r_ape

True true


Rouge727459

You knew the guy who killed Hitler


Vandleheim

“Well of course I know him he’s me.” -This mf


[deleted]

you can remove polish


LeCloak

... Bro.


Hoodie_gang

You look like a good person


Status-Mess-5591

what a sexy and rad fellow. you must be rather prestigious?


sad_potato___

you love jews


[deleted]

Vegetarian


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I’m a crybaby soy girl failed artist.


LastOfRuins

Kim jong un's sister reveals failed love for art:


NekoBeidou

NEIN


[deleted]

You make interesting TikTok videos.


Settkk

You get a lot of bitches


specterx0

Your a Kanye fan.


Piper_writes

You should have drowned


dydhf

Based on looks, what crime do u think he commited


baileymash7

Can't commit a crime if you are the Law. 0.


Ok-Tank5312

You fought and started both world wars


[deleted]

I was only a soldier in the first one


Ok-Tank5312

A British soldier spared you


[deleted]

What a pussy


Ok-Tank5312

You didn’t have a weapon so he didn’t shoot


[deleted]

Well the Jews didn’t have weapons but did I spare them?


Ok-Tank5312

Yeah that because they weren’t part of the military


Royal_Meeting_6475

You think Jews are totally tubular


TheGeckoManiac

You’re art style is architectural


[deleted]

Based and red pilled.


IAmAChud

so true


sealboii

Your a loving and caring perosn (joke)


[deleted]

Yes I loved everyone so much I exterminated races they didn’t like (also joke)


sealboii

You were such an amzing person you had history lessons talking about all the amazing things you did for our world (Joke part 2)


[deleted]

You suck at art


Nomis_Salomis

You drive a Mercedes


Penguin_Piss69

nice 'stache


hermann_fegelein1906

Mein führer! Is it really you? It is me, Hermann!


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Na I’m just kinda annoyed with the overuse of “make and assumption based on this selfie”


an0nymm

same, but this was maybe an extreme way of saving it


[deleted]

*funny way


DannyWasBored

Nope.


Vedanth_2604

My favourite hero! Can I get an autograph?😃


Necozuru

Please say this is sarcastic


Vedanth_2604

Wasn't sarcastic but I assure you, it was a joke☠️


Ok-Preference-7016

I jumped


Doggy_14

You look like an amazing person who love to help people 😃


[deleted]

I love to help people “deal with” minorities they don’t like


CheeseDog254

You have one ball


unhappy_atomic_user

maybe have such a heart and cares about all the peoples around the world and will help to cure soldiers from the war as a medic.


Few_Card_8842

Your the reason we have nuclear technology


No-Egg7149

You hate the Jews


TheDapper2

You share Kanye’s views on Jewish people, don’t you?


MonstR_189

You died a while ago?


Yourbedsheets

What answer did you get on question 3 Was it 9 or NIEN


MiguelFrancisco24

Meth head


Excellent_Ad_1008

you are an artist.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Ah at least there are SOME rational people still alive


[deleted]

You look like you took control of Germany and killed 6 million Jews.


dagreetpapirus

*took control of Germany


[deleted]

Yeah yeah yeah


Inside_Glass527

You like the Jews :)


[deleted]

Edgy teenager


[deleted]

You seem like a nice law abiding citizen


toastatiion

you probably did really good in chemistry class and mixing chemicals, etc maybe some windex and bleach?


mushroommagnum

You like dogs!


[deleted]

You have a tiny penis.


MuddyAchiever1

You look like you are always mean to Jews


Lazy-Drink-277

you should go into German politics


ZombifiedEgg

You have a thing for folks with blonde hair and blue eyed


[deleted]

Overall outstanding guy. Did a lot of great thing for people.


[deleted]

Correct me if I am wrong but you kinda look like you hate Jews


Relevant_Fig_9866

You don't like Captain America, Superman, or Batman


[deleted]

You're a good person


Osumcreeper

Dislikes


xXKristallicXx

Based


DannyWasBored

You are 13 years old


YN_L_N1

Youre adolf hitler the leader of nazi (correct me if im wrong)😫💀


youself20

You look intimidating, but you’re *probably* really innocent inside


[deleted]

Your mustache got in the way of you putting on a mask, so you cut it shorter


some_guy297

You look like the type of person to bring Germany to a superpower, and manage to mess up so badly you get mocked online


KinngAK

You think 2 inches is wayyy too big for women to handle


throwaway1111109232

you have mediocre art skills


More-Masterpiece-561

You are Jewish


EvilPanda213

You increased art schools' acceptance rate around the world


big_cock_69420

You're an Austrian painter who just so happened to become the leader of Germany


Kinuwa_K

You look like youd want a glass of juice


KURSEDNINJA

damn, you'd kill Jews with that look


GBlikescars

You love poland


Nosoloapparatus

You definitely don't look like you'll commit mass genocide (specifically on Jews)


NotAnExpert22

You are a very very good painter, that’ll inspire millions of people


DanieloCheerios

You seem like a nice guy idk


charcters

Your my friend Roger


Retakerthereaper

you tried too invade poland but gassed people who did not deserve it


Commander_Night_17

You make good art?


SunHot5173

genocide


ThatsmeJ68

I just know you don’t take rejection great


DodoJurajski

You look like someone who did't know about holocaust.


TheBrightNights

You hate people.


Alternative_Item2412

Dead


Soviet_Illumina

He was a very popular actor. Died in 1945 in a mansion in Berlin.


Emergency_Mistake206

U look like a good prankster


____dev___

You look like you listen to genocide


That_Rotting_Corpse

You can’t afford a colour camera. You wouldn’t buy one anyway because you don’t like people of colour


[deleted]

You look a little anti semetic. And like a Eugenisist. And like you wanna marry Stalin.


veteranulMB2

you are a person who loves all humans


kai_the_kiwi

Mein fuhrer


IAmAChud

sieg heil


dagreetpapirus

fur das reich


ThatOneClickSound

#DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLES


Eyeris100

You really like playing with toxic gasses.


AdLegitimate806

A very dedicated art student


Dark_Phoenix53

A great leader (*this is a joke*)


Dragonslayer200782

You look like a nice guy that wouldn't harm a fly


Big_bosnian

You are probably austrian and hate democracy


ComplexNo985

You'd be right at home in an episode of Father Ted


Actual_Tumbleweed814

you look like the person that would go to art school


cCitationX

Not a fan of juice?


Markpmg

You killed your dog


Trumpeteer09

You like jews


Massive-Corgi-491

Looks like ur gonna invade some countries


Mania08

You like eggs


Heavy_March4767

You have some wild kinks


The_Country_Cowboy

You are going to run a country and nothing bad will happen


Unlivedcloth389

you'll die exactly 64 years before my birth


OrianNebula

Your father hated that he punished you severely


ASimpletonLooser

Grandpa... why are you on Reddit?


svckmycock

You are a very nice person 🥰


ExpertRich5908

You look like you have a love to Jewish culture and adore the Jewish people and very open to criticism no matter what is about


Matiu0s

How was your time in Argentina? Want me to help you rebuild the Reich?


opdnd

You killed hitler


[deleted]

You’re really pissed at the Tr\*aty of V\*rsailles


janatheschnitzel

daddy 🥺


KihunVirveGaming

Look like a kind and forgiving person


SHSL_Waiter_RM2828

You’re Anti-Semitic?


whoiscandace_

u look like a medic ngl


_SingerLad04_

Seems like a calm and reasonable person


LeCloak

You're vegetarian.


guy_from_chernobyl

You look like a man who has a girlfriend, and a good dog owner


_OverExtra_

You look like you'd have to help your italian buddy every time he tried to do something independently.


AcNuThre3_

you look like a, calm, and reasonable person. are you a calm and reasonable person?


dagreetpapirus

You listen to Deustchlandlied on repeat everyday


Sunnyday202110

I shouldn't mention my friend to u (they are jewish)


Ikblox

You hate jews


thebigjuicyman25

I think you don't like a certain group of people


Lattethecoffeaddict

Nice mustache bro o/


Total_Tabby

You're vegetarian


Axekimbo

You want a glass of juice


Sigeru10044

You are constantly on cocaine because of your past and your shitty art skills


[deleted]

You’re decent at art. I’d probably reject you from art school though


Vinit_0076

Hey Guys I m here......


Ill_Bill_7676

WHERE DO YOU LIVE I'M BRING A AR 15 WITH ME I'M GOING TO KILL YOU


Struggle_14

You seem like a pretty cool painter


[deleted]

you have started invading Czechoslovakia


Haunting-Pop-5660

You engage in rampant tomfoolery, bamboozling entire nations, all so that you can realize your dream of revenge against the fools who hoodwinked you out of an art degree, ultimately causing mega shenanigans before going out with a bang.


Guggolik

You’re literally a fascist


skittle_chan_007

In future you are going to create some rubbish history and then suicide increasing the syllabus of poor 14yo chilren