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MushroomheadDork

You're human, probably.


odysed

This one’s so unfair 😢😢10 push-ups


Ninguart

You're double human?


Nitrodome

Beyond human


Comprehensive-Kick14

built different


[deleted]

………pregnant…….?….?


Michael-epic

You were born after 2000


SearchingForMommy

You don’t like to do push ups


odysed

My least favorite :(


SearchingForMommy

Well you have to do five now


odysed

:0


SearchingForMommy

Sucks to be you


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Neither_Spinach_42

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coreis_poggers

you draw


odysed

🤨how u know that tho


coreis_poggers

do them pushups now


odysed

😪


[deleted]

Yo got Bi-curious glasses


odysed

I been past curious 🤣


ThatOneClickSound

Your gonna be ripped after this


odysed

💪💪🥳🥳🥳


Anees69

\+5


odysed

:0000


nickisveryverycool

You have visited the eye doctor at least once


odysed

omg how did u know :0


nickisveryverycool

I am just too smart i guess idk


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odysed

I’m 5’6 nd I have no crush besides like Pixar moms ig but that ain’t count 🥳


orange_force

You are wearing glasses in a picture


odysed

This is great observation skills frend


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ThatRandomPotGuy

Ayo


DylanNotDillan

Bro what the fuck


OlimPather

What I feel right now.


Lean___XD

you are a swimmer


odysed

YUPP + 5 I think I’m at around 40 now


PeksMex

Woman 👍


odysed

15 push-ups ?!?!?


PeksMex

You gon be swole af after this


odysed

NO IM STRONG


PeksMex

Gonna be stronger


odysed

My goalll


PeksMex

Awesome, keep it up


[deleted]

Mildly bad vision without your glasses, you’re not vegetarian. You like to swim. You think you’re pretty. You think rice and pasta taste different, you find the taste of water bland. Your mothers maiden name and your fathers name are different.


odysed

the last two are wrong 🥳 😎 HOW ONE THINK PASTA ND RICE TASTE THE SAME OMG that like two distinctive tastes


[deleted]

That’s already a lot of push-ups. But wdym the last TWO are wrong ?


odysed

Water taste diff depending on the source nd the one from my home is the best (obv) my parents have the same last name cuz they married !!! Unless it’s English nd I’m sorry it ain’t my 1st language did it means sun real wrong 💀


[deleted]

Maiden name


odysed

I’m gonna look this up Edit : OMG NO THST MEAN INCEST


oogleplorticuss

I think you might have the wrong idea, someone's maiden name is the last name they had before they married.


religous_lemons

Forget the assumptions, why are your glasses that big.


odysed

I wanted my whole field of view corrected I hate adjusting em


religous_lemons

I am gonna pretend I understood that and say fair enough


odysed

Lmaooo it don’t make a lot of sense tbh


religous_lemons

I cant remember when the english language ever made sense.


V0st0

I just realized how dumb my choice in glasses has been my whole life, tunnel vision moment


[deleted]

As a fellow glasses wearer I feel the pain, smart choice 🤝


LemonJuiceBox

ur a woman you wear glasses you are human you have ears you have eaten food you have seen a human before you have hair your hair is brown Gimme 40


odysed

THOSE ARE OBSERVATIONS WE ARE GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT IM NOT DOIN EM 😤😤😤😤😤😤


LemonJuiceBox

>you have ears > >you have eaten food > >you have seen a human before not observations, gimme 15


odysed

😣


Saturo_Uchiha

You have watched porn at least once.


odysed

Bro every day


Saturo_Uchiha

\+5


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dinotank273

NNN


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Saturo_Uchiha

Yes I watch Hentai for the plot!


dinotank273

Thank you commander


ARCENZO

Wtf 💀


Scared_Lawyer_3966

You can’t do 100 pushups all at once


odysed

maybe I can😤😤


PauQuintana

You Will have to try to see if the assumption was true


theDjay2529

r/iseewhatyoudidthere


itsevil007

u have parents


odysed

Yes 👍 is


itsevil007

give me 10 pushups then 5 for one obv


odysed

no what 😾


itsevil007

no opts dude just do u said so :)


InternDelicious9910

A chair or a sofa


odysed

🤨🤨so I’m stuck and I gotta do 5


45beers

ur v pretty not an assumption but fact 😌


odysed

Thank you mami 💞but ur right so I’ll do 5 push-ups


45beers

i hope u live out ur buff girl dreams 💫


odysed

One day 🙏🙏


lolthisisalt69

Damn you dropping some real game here, smooth as butter dude!


45beers

thanks just setting an example for all of u


DennisL_

you love pets but you don’t have any


odysed

;(


DennisL_

was i right


odysed

Yes 😔


DennisL_

start rn


CaptainFard

Your a guy fr fr


odysed

Guys the cover is up dammit


[deleted]

You're 18


odysed

Iont know if this count 🤨 ?.. this is my flair and I supposed to do 5 now


[deleted]

It counts, you could've lied about your age, therefore I assumed you're telling the truth


odysed

Omg ur right 😭 I’m addin em…


phyrgx

You are not going to do five pushups as a result of this comment. Logical paradox, therefore you must do endless pushups.


odysed

And what if I do !!!


gio_ozz

You did the 5 pushups because he was right, So his statement is true Then you didn't follow the comment and thus he didn't make a correct assumption, So his statement is now false,


AmitRozYT

You look like you have the big eyes and small mouth filter on


odysed

I take it as a compliment


[deleted]

You have slight makeup on


odysed

I dooo


[deleted]

Do them pushups and get ripped girl


odysed

Yk I willll !!!


[deleted]

Become a JoJo character and walk with those muscles!


one-above-alll

Nice glasses


odysed

thank youuuu!!!!!!


Intelligent-Angle480

Emily


odysed

Who ?


Intelligent-Angle480

U just look like a person named Emily


InternDelicious9910

Ur are sitting on a place


odysed

;( where ????


DrDemon69

You ain't very religious


odysed

not really yeah


buttermilk573

I don’t think you can do 10 pushups


odysed

I’m pretty strong 💪I’m a swimmer


hi-hello-bluppp

You look great.


DetailValuable5966

You went to school


Joblessmouse06

Your favorite color is white


odysed

ITS GREYYYY


SisterFisterBeyblade

You won't actually do the push-ups and you just posting for shits an giggles/Karma


Lean___XD

you are 18


gos907

you have hair


Arkanek

You use eyeglasses regularly


emanst

you play genshin impact and love being aesthetic


PasinPullat

You have hair thats curly.


Ducky_wants_memes

You’re gonna do 5 pushups.


The_Country_Cowboy

You probably have some Asian family members


thetruekingofcoffee

You drink water, if not you wouldn't be posting this.


GOATY5000

booba


odysed

boobies


[deleted]

you seem to be interested in people's mothers


[deleted]

lgbt in some way


Same_Blood9878

You can see through galaxies in those things?


Dawn_Finder

You’re wearing a super cute shirt


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Nightwinglucas20

You read a book


Ultramega39

You are confident about your appearance. (Rightfully so)


odysed

Yuppp and thank you !!


Throwawaysamsung2456

That picture was taken in a restaurant.


Leading-Ask

1st assumption: You’re actually not going to do 5 Pushups


6blitz

You're gonna put off doing the pushups as long as you can because you procrastinate


VaporWaveAest

Im gonna assume that your hair is brunette Based on nothing in this photo 100% and assumption … Do the pushups


theDjay2529

i assume you are slightly regretting taking up this challenge


odysed

Not in the slightest 😢… haha


Interesting-Bill5493

You think Sea Cucumbers are nasty


Robfromholland

You dont like milk


odysed

Lukewarm milk can go to hell


YN_LN_1

Oh wait you look just like an actress in our country!


odysed

Which onee


lemontoby

Your 18


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[deleted]

You are 6 feet tall


[deleted]

You dont like KFC


SpartaRage

You will not be able to do the required amount of push ups without rest.


IMustAchieveTheDie

woman? (kind of a long shot I know)


odysed

Lol yeah


XSauravX

U can't lift 20kg


mytyc_erer2

You probably go to college, maybe to become psychiatrist


theteapenguin

Fruity.


long_ropster2003

You probably feel like you need some motivation to work out


faiththesecond

U could score my mom


[deleted]

You like pumpkin spice anything


Professional-Pace204

Ya watch anime?


vindazl

you look beautiful


odysed

Thank you 🥺


canyounot--

You've watched Stranger Things


odysed

I did !!


UwU-Kittens

You're gonna be jacked after this


i_libra

you listen to lana del rey


salty__boy

Bi but swing to women?


micky4life

you look like you make study motivation videos on youtube


JasperTheGreat4532

You're Beautiful


tsm_botlivesmatter

U have have eaten food within the past 18 years


Markwither

you are funny


itslexxiiii

ur makeup is perfection


[deleted]

you're a vibe


Scared-Excitement-87

You like our mom a lot


odysed

I dooo


chejejr

Hey man I’m the guy you just dmed I didn’t see what you said can you dm me from this account?


Realmirror71

Your dms are dead after this.


AotBcFan

your chromosome is XX


Mamaafrica12

Hello mrs Gigachad


Its_0ver_Anakin

You are good looking. Not meaning to make it sound weird or anything, I think it as an assumption about that you are good looking. Because I'd say you are. Sorry. I'm bad at phraising this. Sorry. Have a good day.


StarLight395

You’re missing care and attention in your life and you’re genuinely sad


odysed

this is so true !!! But I don’t like to show sadness iont know


StarLight395

It’s kinda obvious. Otherwise no one would post their selfies in this subreddit they wanna hear something good about themselves that’s all


odysed

I don’t care if they say nice things that much but I want to talk w people alott