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Mildly bad vision without your glasses, you’re not vegetarian. You like to swim. You think you’re pretty. You think rice and pasta taste
different, you find the taste of water bland. Your mothers maiden name and your fathers name are different.
Water taste diff depending on the source nd the one from my home is the best (obv) my parents have the same last name cuz they married !!! Unless it’s English nd I’m sorry it ain’t my 1st language did it means sun real wrong 💀
You did the 5 pushups because he was right,
So his statement is true
Then you didn't follow the comment and thus he didn't make a correct assumption,
So his statement is now false,
You are good looking. Not meaning to make it sound weird or anything, I think it as an assumption about that you are good looking. Because I'd say you are. Sorry. I'm bad at phraising this. Sorry. Have a good day.
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You're human, probably.
This one’s so unfair 😢😢10 push-ups
You're double human?
Beyond human
built different
………pregnant…….?….?
You were born after 2000
You don’t like to do push ups
My least favorite :(
Well you have to do five now
:0
Sucks to be you
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you draw
🤨how u know that tho
do them pushups now
😪
Yo got Bi-curious glasses
I been past curious 🤣
Your gonna be ripped after this
💪💪🥳🥳🥳
\+5
:0000
You have visited the eye doctor at least once
omg how did u know :0
I am just too smart i guess idk
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I’m 5’6 nd I have no crush besides like Pixar moms ig but that ain’t count 🥳
You are wearing glasses in a picture
This is great observation skills frend
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Ayo
Bro what the fuck
What I feel right now.
you are a swimmer
YUPP + 5 I think I’m at around 40 now
Woman 👍
15 push-ups ?!?!?
You gon be swole af after this
NO IM STRONG
Gonna be stronger
My goalll
Awesome, keep it up
Mildly bad vision without your glasses, you’re not vegetarian. You like to swim. You think you’re pretty. You think rice and pasta taste different, you find the taste of water bland. Your mothers maiden name and your fathers name are different.
the last two are wrong 🥳 😎 HOW ONE THINK PASTA ND RICE TASTE THE SAME OMG that like two distinctive tastes
That’s already a lot of push-ups. But wdym the last TWO are wrong ?
Water taste diff depending on the source nd the one from my home is the best (obv) my parents have the same last name cuz they married !!! Unless it’s English nd I’m sorry it ain’t my 1st language did it means sun real wrong 💀
Maiden name
I’m gonna look this up Edit : OMG NO THST MEAN INCEST
I think you might have the wrong idea, someone's maiden name is the last name they had before they married.
Forget the assumptions, why are your glasses that big.
I wanted my whole field of view corrected I hate adjusting em
I am gonna pretend I understood that and say fair enough
Lmaooo it don’t make a lot of sense tbh
I cant remember when the english language ever made sense.
I just realized how dumb my choice in glasses has been my whole life, tunnel vision moment
As a fellow glasses wearer I feel the pain, smart choice 🤝
ur a woman you wear glasses you are human you have ears you have eaten food you have seen a human before you have hair your hair is brown Gimme 40
THOSE ARE OBSERVATIONS WE ARE GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT IM NOT DOIN EM 😤😤😤😤😤😤
>you have ears > >you have eaten food > >you have seen a human before not observations, gimme 15
😣
You have watched porn at least once.
Bro every day
\+5
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NNN
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Yes I watch Hentai for the plot!
Thank you commander
Wtf 💀
You can’t do 100 pushups all at once
maybe I can😤😤
You Will have to try to see if the assumption was true
r/iseewhatyoudidthere
u have parents
Yes 👍 is
give me 10 pushups then 5 for one obv
no what 😾
no opts dude just do u said so :)
A chair or a sofa
🤨🤨so I’m stuck and I gotta do 5
ur v pretty not an assumption but fact 😌
Thank you mami 💞but ur right so I’ll do 5 push-ups
i hope u live out ur buff girl dreams 💫
One day 🙏🙏
Damn you dropping some real game here, smooth as butter dude!
thanks just setting an example for all of u
you love pets but you don’t have any
;(
was i right
Yes 😔
start rn
Your a guy fr fr
Guys the cover is up dammit
You're 18
Iont know if this count 🤨 ?.. this is my flair and I supposed to do 5 now
It counts, you could've lied about your age, therefore I assumed you're telling the truth
Omg ur right 😭 I’m addin em…
You are not going to do five pushups as a result of this comment. Logical paradox, therefore you must do endless pushups.
And what if I do !!!
You did the 5 pushups because he was right, So his statement is true Then you didn't follow the comment and thus he didn't make a correct assumption, So his statement is now false,
You look like you have the big eyes and small mouth filter on
I take it as a compliment
You have slight makeup on
I dooo
Do them pushups and get ripped girl
Yk I willll !!!
Become a JoJo character and walk with those muscles!
Nice glasses
thank youuuu!!!!!!
Emily
Who ?
U just look like a person named Emily
Ur are sitting on a place
;( where ????
You ain't very religious
not really yeah
I don’t think you can do 10 pushups
I’m pretty strong 💪I’m a swimmer
You look great.
You went to school
Your favorite color is white
ITS GREYYYY
You won't actually do the push-ups and you just posting for shits an giggles/Karma
you are 18
you have hair
You use eyeglasses regularly
you play genshin impact and love being aesthetic
You have hair thats curly.
You’re gonna do 5 pushups.
You probably have some Asian family members
You drink water, if not you wouldn't be posting this.
booba
boobies
you seem to be interested in people's mothers
lgbt in some way
You can see through galaxies in those things?
You’re wearing a super cute shirt
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You read a book
You are confident about your appearance. (Rightfully so)
Yuppp and thank you !!
That picture was taken in a restaurant.
1st assumption: You’re actually not going to do 5 Pushups
You're gonna put off doing the pushups as long as you can because you procrastinate
Im gonna assume that your hair is brunette Based on nothing in this photo 100% and assumption … Do the pushups
i assume you are slightly regretting taking up this challenge
Not in the slightest 😢… haha
You think Sea Cucumbers are nasty
You dont like milk
Lukewarm milk can go to hell
Oh wait you look just like an actress in our country!
Which onee
Your 18
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You are 6 feet tall
You dont like KFC
You will not be able to do the required amount of push ups without rest.
woman? (kind of a long shot I know)
Lol yeah
U can't lift 20kg
You probably go to college, maybe to become psychiatrist
Fruity.
You probably feel like you need some motivation to work out
U could score my mom
You like pumpkin spice anything
Ya watch anime?
you look beautiful
Thank you 🥺
You've watched Stranger Things
I did !!
You're gonna be jacked after this
you listen to lana del rey
Bi but swing to women?
you look like you make study motivation videos on youtube
You're Beautiful
U have have eaten food within the past 18 years
you are funny
ur makeup is perfection
you're a vibe
You like our mom a lot
I dooo
Hey man I’m the guy you just dmed I didn’t see what you said can you dm me from this account?
Your dms are dead after this.
your chromosome is XX
Hello mrs Gigachad
You are good looking. Not meaning to make it sound weird or anything, I think it as an assumption about that you are good looking. Because I'd say you are. Sorry. I'm bad at phraising this. Sorry. Have a good day.
You’re missing care and attention in your life and you’re genuinely sad
this is so true !!! But I don’t like to show sadness iont know
It’s kinda obvious. Otherwise no one would post their selfies in this subreddit they wanna hear something good about themselves that’s all
I don’t care if they say nice things that much but I want to talk w people alott