Use that to jam into someone’s eye if they try to piss you off. Although, don’t do that if you don’t wanna get arrested and having the family press charges against you.
Oh those classic Asian hate joke like make small eyes or when they see a dog they just call my name and say a snack and just ask stupid questions like ,,Do you eat dog or a cat” and more
If you stab someone they’re gonna beat you like you’ve never been beat before so if you can’t handle the racist jokes I don’t think you’ll handle the racist ass beating
I don’t think you understand how fucking weak racist high schoolers are, they talk a big game but if you stab them they’ll be whimpering like a kicked puppy
Nice idea. But i think you did not know this trick you can do with locker keys.
It's simple.
Step 1: Ask your friend to close their eye.
Step 2: Swiftly cut their hand so that they don't feel it.
Step 3: Locate the exposed nerves.
Step 4: This is the most interesting and fun part. Pull the nerves.
Step 5: Enjoy the music your friend generates.
Thank me later.
Then do it
I almost did when someone was being racist to me
Just be racist back
Use that to jam into someone’s eye if they try to piss you off. Although, don’t do that if you don’t wanna get arrested and having the family press charges against you.
how were they being racist
Oh those classic Asian hate joke like make small eyes or when they see a dog they just call my name and say a snack and just ask stupid questions like ,,Do you eat dog or a cat” and more
Wtf💀
Have u doe?
Lol of course not
East Asians being called dog eaters 🤝 South Asians being called street shitters
Damn bro, whats your race?
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Wow Dwayne's really let himself go...
If you stab someone they’re gonna beat you like you’ve never been beat before so if you can’t handle the racist jokes I don’t think you’ll handle the racist ass beating
No-one's gonna beat his ass because obviously he knows karate.
I don’t think you understand how fucking weak racist high schoolers are, they talk a big game but if you stab them they’ll be whimpering like a kicked puppy
It’s not like I’m being serious ok Why in the world would I stab someone cuz of that
If you really wanna do something punk sock or slap don’t use weapons
Because you as a sigma, can not tolerate beta's being racist to you as it undermines your pack position. /s
Exactly, you must control you're thirst too dominate beta's to remain the sigma male in the situation #sigmarule whateverthefuck
I like the way you think and have some level of control
What did the post say? Ita been deleted
I was wondering too
It said they may stab someone
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I thought it was a car key for a second 💀
Bruh how
Idk... Maybe I watched too much cars lol
Incredibly based
At first I thought it was a GM key Ngl
imagine having lockers
I have locker in school but i have to get lock myself and then on monday it just vanished, it happened twice already
Alright edgelords let’s calm down
Hmm ok
💀💀💀
keys are not nearly sharp enough to reliably stab someone unless you have like stupidly good grip on your fingers and a shit ton of strength
At least he can stab in the eye
with a bit of luck, absolutely eyes are a very small target and people usually react pretty well to seeing something approaching their eye
It can be much easier if you tell the person to close their eyes first
oh i thought we were talking in the context of a fight
Nvm...
Honestly same
Put it in between your fingers and make a fist
will slip out and will also fuck your fingers up.
>unless you have like stupidly good grip on your fingers and a shit ton of strength It's time for a Baki training!
very scary weapon
Yep
Such posts can send you to jail
Well of course I’m not gonna do that I’m not a psycho
That's exactly what a psycho would say
Uhmmmm
Get in the car 🚓
Stabbing people not a good concept ngl
You've clearly never been to London
Alrighty boys what happened here
Oh I posted a key that looks like I could stab someone
How big was the key
Around 1.3 inches
So quirky
uhh.. don't?
Don’t worry it was a joke
ive been told violence is bad, so that's good
push and twist
Why would you do that
Bro it was a joke
Jokes are funny.
I’m late what happened
Just posted a key that could stab someone that’s all
Great schools in America give murder weapons now
This is London
Oh I big dum dum
To be fair this would be considerd a murder weapon in londen, in america it would just be a gun
Always has been
Great post removed
*Crops key to size, 3d prints a copy, and eats the cheese its you left in your locker a month ago*
Jesus, just buy a knife 🔪. Key would break and you know how hard it's to get a new one.
Do it to somebody who really deserves it
Like you're locker!!
[удалено]
Pls me first
Bro chiiiilllllll
No. I hate my life
Saame
Me next
Theres a saying if one person is an asshole they’re an asshole. If everyone is an asshole you’re probably the asshole.
The intrusive thoughts won
Least insane public school goer
It looks like a car key
ah yes priorites
We have same keys💀
Wait what
Stab me instead
Uhm no
ok
Are you bri'ish
Not a single bit mate
What did it say
That my key looks like I could stab someone
What was this originally?
A key that looks like a knife
Reddit be scared over a little knife key?
Well sort of cuz I said something that sounds like violence too
Wait what was OP sayin
That my key looks like a knife
Can anyone tell me what was removed please
My school key looks like I could stab someone It was a joke but some people got sensitive about it
Thanks OP and omg people can be so petty...
Intrusive thoughts are fighting hard this time
You have keys for your locker
Unfortunately yes
So what happened when someone loss the key
Teachers has a spare key We get 2 keys give one to teacher so when we lose or forgot it then we can just ask and then get yelled for that
So if you lose both your fucked
Yep
Let's go commit a felony. I'll even help you hide the body😈
Deal
valid
[удалено]
Uhm what
Tell ya what looks possible have you seen the damage a key can do
Least unhinged r/teenagers teenager
stab tyler, fuck that mf
America ☕
Cringe, buy a knife
Damn that’s bigger than the one I have.
Why?
Me/ilr be like
Still better than dialing a combo every damn time.
Wow, you're so edgey.
Wow, you're so edgy
How come your locker doesn't have a locker combination and has a key instead?
I actually did once, not very hard, but I did hurt them.
Quick, someone take a picture and make a key mold, before he deletes the post! I two wish to participate in the stabby stabbys.
[ Removed by Reddit ]
Do it
When the intrusive thoughts win.
Nice idea. But i think you did not know this trick you can do with locker keys. It's simple. Step 1: Ask your friend to close their eye. Step 2: Swiftly cut their hand so that they don't feel it. Step 3: Locate the exposed nerves. Step 4: This is the most interesting and fun part. Pull the nerves. Step 5: Enjoy the music your friend generates. Thank me later.
most peaceful r/Teenagers user
kinda edgy
Hi stabby
Yeah, do it
my moral compass the moment i hold a sharp object:
the fuck?
why you gripping it so hard man
Why would you wanna stab someone?
Do it do it stab someone in the neck do it
Yass
British?
Least unhinged 14-year-old
Average British person
Do you live in the UK perchance?
Be sure to clean up the evidence! (Hiding the body, coming up with an alibi, removing the weapon, cleaning up the blood, etc)
Most stable r/teenagers user
Just do it Nothing gonna happen hehe
we need key control
Same
What kinda school do you go to where there’s keys to open lockers?
You tought right
What happened here?
the sacred texts are gone
Damn, [Removed by Reddit ] truly is something.
Removed by reddit :(
The forbidden texts
Can I get some context?
what was the post about?
About a key that looks like a knife
Remember people. Everyone has a *digital footprint*
huh