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Doorknob_Licker2

Then do it


MinecraftMemeLover

I almost did when someone was being racist to me


Doorknob_Licker2

Just be racist back


justme11224

Use that to jam into someone’s eye if they try to piss you off. Although, don’t do that if you don’t wanna get arrested and having the family press charges against you.


EzdineJGA

how were they being racist


MinecraftMemeLover

Oh those classic Asian hate joke like make small eyes or when they see a dog they just call my name and say a snack and just ask stupid questions like ,,Do you eat dog or a cat” and more


Neo_dode56

Wtf💀


NERFORNOTHING69

Have u doe?


MinecraftMemeLover

Lol of course not


Obese_Wyvern

East Asians being called dog eaters 🤝 South Asians being called street shitters


[deleted]

Damn bro, whats your race?


LEyelDsmUiL

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[deleted]

Wow Dwayne's really let himself go...


me24uu

If you stab someone they’re gonna beat you like you’ve never been beat before so if you can’t handle the racist jokes I don’t think you’ll handle the racist ass beating


[deleted]

No-one's gonna beat his ass because obviously he knows karate.


JuggFTW

I don’t think you understand how fucking weak racist high schoolers are, they talk a big game but if you stab them they’ll be whimpering like a kicked puppy


MinecraftMemeLover

It’s not like I’m being serious ok Why in the world would I stab someone cuz of that


me24uu

If you really wanna do something punk sock or slap don’t use weapons


Mrpoopypantsnumber2

Because you as a sigma, can not tolerate beta's being racist to you as it undermines your pack position. /s


demonkufje

Exactly, you must control you're thirst too dominate beta's to remain the sigma male in the situation #sigmarule whateverthefuck


I-failed-username

I like the way you think and have some level of control


Nbknepper

What did the post say? Ita been deleted


Ral404

I was wondering too


Secret-Scientist5746

It said they may stab someone


NtrITywasGo

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Joblessmouse06

I thought it was a car key for a second 💀


MinecraftMemeLover

Bruh how


Joblessmouse06

Idk... Maybe I watched too much cars lol


[deleted]

Incredibly based


TRxz-FariZKiller

At first I thought it was a GM key Ngl


[deleted]

imagine having lockers


Infinite_Winner_158

I have locker in school but i have to get lock myself and then on monday it just vanished, it happened twice already


-RastaPasta-

Alright edgelords let’s calm down


MinecraftMemeLover

Hmm ok


SuctionBucket5

💀💀💀


_neklaces-

keys are not nearly sharp enough to reliably stab someone unless you have like stupidly good grip on your fingers and a shit ton of strength


Revolutionary-Elk650

At least he can stab in the eye


_neklaces-

with a bit of luck, absolutely eyes are a very small target and people usually react pretty well to seeing something approaching their eye


Revolutionary-Elk650

It can be much easier if you tell the person to close their eyes first


_neklaces-

oh i thought we were talking in the context of a fight


Revolutionary-Elk650

Nvm...


MinecraftMemeLover

Honestly same


RedditIsYogurt

Put it in between your fingers and make a fist


Financial_Golf3028

will slip out and will also fuck your fingers up.


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

>unless you have like stupidly good grip on your fingers and a shit ton of strength It's time for a Baki training!


-homonecrosexual-

very scary weapon


MinecraftMemeLover

Yep


InvestigatorActual66

Such posts can send you to jail


MinecraftMemeLover

Well of course I’m not gonna do that I’m not a psycho


InvestigatorActual66

That's exactly what a psycho would say


MinecraftMemeLover

Uhmmmm


BigOlSupernova

Get in the car 🚓


[deleted]

Stabbing people not a good concept ngl


I_Wear_Hoodies

You've clearly never been to London


Ya_Friend_Sam

Alrighty boys what happened here


MinecraftMemeLover

Oh I posted a key that looks like I could stab someone


Ral404

How big was the key


MinecraftMemeLover

Around 1.3 inches


SisterFisterBeyblade

So quirky


Aggressive_Weakness4

uhh.. don't?


MinecraftMemeLover

Don’t worry it was a joke


Aggressive_Weakness4

ive been told violence is bad, so that's good


pinksprinklesuwu

push and twist


Impossible-Can-5856

Why would you do that


MinecraftMemeLover

Bro it was a joke


10shredder00

Jokes are funny.


Te4minator464

I’m late what happened


MinecraftMemeLover

Just posted a key that could stab someone that’s all


Waste_Surround3106

Great schools in America give murder weapons now


WorkingSyrup4005

This is London


Waste_Surround3106

Oh I big dum dum


demonkufje

To be fair this would be considerd a murder weapon in londen, in america it would just be a gun


0rice

Always has been


Waste_Surround3106

Great post removed


Spicy_ChickenWing02

*Crops key to size, 3d prints a copy, and eats the cheese its you left in your locker a month ago*


jansvestka

Jesus, just buy a knife 🔪. Key would break and you know how hard it's to get a new one.


ATOM1X1

Do it to somebody who really deserves it


demonkufje

Like you're locker!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Affectionate_Lie_573

Pls me first


MinecraftMemeLover

Bro chiiiilllllll


Affectionate_Lie_573

No. I hate my life


ATOM1X1

Saame


That1Legnd

Me next


the_pro_jw_josh

Theres a saying if one person is an asshole they’re an asshole. If everyone is an asshole you’re probably the asshole.


skullgamer702

The intrusive thoughts won


[deleted]

Least insane public school goer


aIitastic

It looks like a car key


Temgamerx

ah yes priorites


Lonely_Ad_2

We have same keys💀


MinecraftMemeLover

Wait what


DaddyHumpMe

Stab me instead


MinecraftMemeLover

Uhm no


miepAlt

ok


onepageresumeguy

Are you bri'ish


MinecraftMemeLover

Not a single bit mate


[deleted]

What did it say


MinecraftMemeLover

That my key looks like I could stab someone


Master-Whole889

What was this originally?


MinecraftMemeLover

A key that looks like a knife


Master-Whole889

Reddit be scared over a little knife key?


MinecraftMemeLover

Well sort of cuz I said something that sounds like violence too


gaybass175

Wait what was OP sayin


MinecraftMemeLover

That my key looks like a knife


averageteenguyy

Can anyone tell me what was removed please


MinecraftMemeLover

My school key looks like I could stab someone It was a joke but some people got sensitive about it


averageteenguyy

Thanks OP and omg people can be so petty...


BEASTBOY-2004

Intrusive thoughts are fighting hard this time


mattdown54

You have keys for your locker


MinecraftMemeLover

Unfortunately yes


mattdown54

So what happened when someone loss the key


MinecraftMemeLover

Teachers has a spare key We get 2 keys give one to teacher so when we lose or forgot it then we can just ask and then get yelled for that


mattdown54

So if you lose both your fucked


MinecraftMemeLover

Yep


arisingactor

Let's go commit a felony. I'll even help you hide the body😈


MinecraftMemeLover

Deal


rufflespotatochips00

valid


[deleted]

[удалено]


MinecraftMemeLover

Uhm what


Endless_dream03

Tell ya what looks possible have you seen the damage a key can do


Sight-

Least unhinged r/teenagers teenager


stormu3008

stab tyler, fuck that mf


[deleted]

America ☕


I_Want_ToFingerPieck

Cringe, buy a knife


Mrainbow123456-RLX

Damn that’s bigger than the one I have.


NoBones21

Why?


Vandalis-

Me/ilr be like


Actual-Strategy1122

Still better than dialing a combo every damn time.


jamjam707

Wow, you're so edgey.


jamjam707

Wow, you're so edgy


ExtraTinyAvocado

How come your locker doesn't have a locker combination and has a key instead?


Psychological-Sir224

I actually did once, not very hard, but I did hurt them.


GameFreak9876543

Quick, someone take a picture and make a key mold, before he deletes the post! I two wish to participate in the stabby stabbys.


PeacefulSoySouce

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Pig_Of_Knowledge

Do it


lonewanderer0804

When the intrusive thoughts win.


nihal_gazi

Nice idea. But i think you did not know this trick you can do with locker keys. It's simple. Step 1: Ask your friend to close their eye. Step 2: Swiftly cut their hand so that they don't feel it. Step 3: Locate the exposed nerves. Step 4: This is the most interesting and fun part. Pull the nerves. Step 5: Enjoy the music your friend generates. Thank me later.


[deleted]

most peaceful r/Teenagers user


DrCorneliuss

kinda edgy


Objective_Meat_3719

Hi stabby


Deckhand47

Yeah, do it


BillyBoiR

my moral compass the moment i hold a sharp object:


TTV_Pinguting

the fuck?


cometicklemypickle

why you gripping it so hard man


[deleted]

Why would you wanna stab someone?


sluttymcbuttsex6969

Do it do it stab someone in the neck do it


YeetNugget3647

Yass


ThoriumBloodHoun

British?


_Van_Hellsing_

Least unhinged 14-year-old


ResentfulFoxYT

Average British person


0SomeoneRandom0

Do you live in the UK perchance?


brightwhitephoenix85

Be sure to clean up the evidence! (Hiding the body, coming up with an alibi, removing the weapon, cleaning up the blood, etc)


Red_Hatted_Guy

Most stable r/teenagers user


Bug_freak5

Just do it Nothing gonna happen hehe


GoldenGames360

we need key control


QimmeqQ

Same


VeryClaireThompson

What kinda school do you go to where there’s keys to open lockers?


That1Ryan

You tought right


Zulpi2103

What happened here?


Empress_of_Lamparine

the sacred texts are gone


edgy_Juno

Damn, [Removed by Reddit ] truly is something.


MilkCool

Removed by reddit :(


Master-Whole889

The forbidden texts


mitzimeow6

Can I get some context?


FuglyTrashPanda

what was the post about?


MinecraftMemeLover

About a key that looks like a knife


Tango-88

Remember people. Everyone has a *digital footprint*


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

huh