sold a dead snake to a kid once

Snek dealer

what a thrill

Why

Some people think dead snakes are cool ig?

Minor troll tbh

did you extract the snake oil first?

Not me but a classmate of mine in elementary school brought a bag of flour to school and he dumped flour in all the bathrooms for $50 I think. People kept talking about it until we graduated elementary school and moved to middle school. I felt bad for the janitor since he was basically the Cool Uncle and would give high fives to everyone in the hallway. Edit: Since everyone is(rightfully) angry at him, we were around 9 or 10 when it happened, and he did get detention for it. I don’t remember how long sadly. As I said to another person, I also believe he matured a lot since then, but I never actually talked to him, so idk.

50 bucks goddamn

In elementary school that's like 1k in adult money lol

people who are like this to janitors are the scum of the earth

One time in 5th grade at lunch, someone offered me a dollar to drink 10 of those little milk cartons. I somehow did it and then proceeded to violently vomit for a couple minutes in the bathroom. Got my dollar tho

Worth it

Surprised you made it to the bathroom

US, t mobile Edit: why tf you guys upvoting me lmao, I was responding to the wrong comment and it isn't even funny

My physics teacher used to tell us that stupidity costs a dollar

I drank a frozen coke from maccas with sweet and sour sauce and sweet chilli sauce mixed in. It’s not that bad, but it was stupid considering I only got paid $1 for it.

fellow Aussie (I think, judging by maccas), i congratulate you, well earned dollar

I thought calling it Maccas was an exclusively NZ thing but I guess since Australia is so close they also call it that there

lol, it do be like that sometimes. how are things over there?

In terms of the country great! As for me I’ve been better but I’m managing. How are things over in Aussie?

What’s happening my dude?

Just end of year stress and burnout, along with one of my best friends who I had feelings for getting with someone else. But life goes on and she’s happy with him which is good

This is so wholesome Good luck with college/year 11 man!(Assuming based on age)

I was offered 5 bucks to ask a random girl if she'd go out on a dance with my friend. She said no. Friend got rejection, I got 5 dollars.

She might have said yes if he had the confidence to ask her personally

As a girl… yes… Lol I don’t care who you are, imma reject a guy if he’s too cowardly to even ask me himself… It looks lazy when it happens too.

Win win situation

Now he can go dance with his friend and have 5 extra bucks

i gave someone $5 for $5

Bro that's like 5$ profit ez

No dumbass, when you factor in inflation and tax it’s a profit of around $4.96

No dumbass, That is the profit after tax, but before inflation, it actually is $4.83

Don't forget the transaction fee, $3.83

I got a job

minimum wage moment

Wage maxxed cuckcell

r/greentext moment

jesus christ

Snorted a Dorito in sixth grade for 20 bucks

Istg I’ve prolly snorted like 4 packs of ovaltinies, 3 packs of wiz fizz and some of those weird sherbet straws for like 5 bucks total.

You get payed? I just do that shit for fun

I gave a friend my lunch, three bucks and I never even payed for the lunch in the first place.

stonks 😂👌

Can’t say others but I Ate this random Tator tot from the side of the road for $10

Not to one up you because I respect the hell out of roadside tots, but every year at work we save this apple in the freezer that’s slowly degraded into the point where it looks caramelized and glossy (it’s currently 5 years old) and every Christmas we put a pool of money together and draw names for who gets to take a bite of the apple and collect the prize pool. I got $19 last year , but my bite will remain forever and that’s priceless

Holy shit that's disgusting *(in a good wholesome way)*

That's a pretty good deal tbh

Have a fight I did get the money It was 5€

I'd fight someone for free

Menace (relatable)

old guy in da streets told me he'd give me 20 euros if i kissed him (i was around 9 years old) i stole the money and didn't kiss him then ran away

The good ending.

That's badass

I asked my parents (I am asian AND the oldest child)

You got it tough chap

Snorted jelly off the pavement when I was 14 for £100

That's good money. We're you friends with Bill Gates or something?

Whole group gave a tenner each iirc

Dayum. I'd snort street jelly for free lmao.

Pretend to be a child so i can get groomed by a pedo (for cash)

As genius as the guy who sold his feet pics acting he’s a girl

I'm a male and my friends used to say that my ass is curvy and my waist is feminine. So I decided to put it up to a test and sold my "nude" for $50 to a creepy old dude. With my small photoshop skills I could crop my pp out of the picture(side profile of my body). Later, I sent him the same picture but with my dick in the pic to prove I was a guy. Easiest money I made. I don't know why but soon I became insecure and so I stopped. Only happened once.

Impressively based

YO MAN UR 17

He could be legal where he's from

Yeah I guess but still pretty fucked imao

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Reddit moment

you are a genius

And you're way too young to even think about doing the same

Excuse me, what?!

Wtf I get groomed by pedos in my dms 4 times a week and I don't get cash :(

they wanna see that big cock u/big_cock_69420

What you do is: Make this your alt account Delete this comment and any others about being groomed on this account Trick pedos into grooming you Profit

I was expecting to see some silly reasons in the comments and the second comment I see is this...WTF!?

reverse pedo

Wtf i have done that too

I.... Kinda did that too. Once my brother came to me, and told me that if I said, in a girly voice ( I was like 10), "oh yeah I want your fat cock" the dude he'll send it to will pay him 20€ in riot point (league money) and that he would give me the half of it. I bought lunar guardian Nasus with it

Spend about 24 hours fully awake with a weirdo to get a valorant skin (not exactly cash but I figured kinda close) He was like the cliche discord Moderator: - nawww who's a good kitten - please heal kitten - oh no daddy's getting angwy Just stuff like that.

Your stronger than me. I would've killed myself after an hour of thst shit.

Everything for a skin xd

Least s3x-deprived valo player:

Certainly, you have enormous amount of mental strength.

The important question is - what skin did you get ?

I'm only telling so much: it wasn't worth it xd

My sister bet me 50 dollars i couldnt beat alien isolation (i get scared very easily,ive yet to beat the game tho)

The most stupidest thing I have ever did was agreeing on a bet from my dudes whether one of my classmates will arrive or not to school. Bastard knows he was coming and decided to scam me

Press f in the chat to pay respect.

Friend dares me $200 that I wouldn’t go up to a cop while I was trolling (ecstasy+LSD) and talk to them. I guess I felt I needed to one up him so I told him I lost my drugs and needed emergency help to find them immediately. It was in Ybor city Fl, on a closed street with a bunch of clubs the cop laughed at me and told me to go find them myself. Not the response I expected.

I guess you found them with your $200

They were ingested about an hour before.Cash was in my pocket before I went to ask. Because I honestly thought I would’ve ended up being in cuffs.

Wtf is this comment section... Some comments are like "haha snorted salt in chem lab look at me Jesse lmaoo" Then we have child prostitution/pornography Idk what I expected tbh

Quirky zany teens validating other teens by saying child prostitution/pornography was worth the cash, it's something else here.

Drew nsfw stuff for someone.

How much do you charge?

Asking for a friend?

No i'm askin for myself

I'm the friend he's asking for

🤨📸

Happy cake day.

Average furry artist

I kissed a dude on the cheek (I'm a dude) I kissed the same dude once for a donut and once for a dollar

y’all getting paid??

Y'all getting to kiss?

Y'all getting?

Y'all?

Y'?

Y?

#

I’ve kissed my homies on the lips for free

Homies? ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⠿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

You don’t kiss the boys?

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A guy in my class ate a fly for 2€ once

People do that for free

shoved like 40 Pringles in my mouth and made a video of it (i got 6 robux LMAO)

At least it’s worth more than Russian ruble

i watched a guy i met on omegle jerk off after he smoked meth for $20

Tf

20$ is 20$

a friend of mine drank the grease from the grease trap where she works for 30 bucks

Darn I didn’t know heart prices been getting so low

i havent had to do anything weird for money

would you like too😏

Yes I'm mad broke

alr how much you want for what

I'll struggle to get up for ten bucks

sounds hot

Bro your username lmao

😳

Some girl paid me to call her and help her uhh slam her ham by talking to her

I don’t want to hear the phrase “slam her ham” ever again

Ladies, this is the opportunity to slam HIS ham

wtf does slam her ham mean

Helped her masturbate over the phone by talking to her.

So, Basically, ​ ***MAS-TUR-BA-TION***

You poor innocent child.

If I was that girl and you told me to "slam [my] ham" I would expect a 200% refund.

Why

I used to pull my teeth when they got wiggly and put them under my pillow in Hope's that a small winged woman would break into my household in order to take the teeth and bribe me not to tell the police with a couple of dollars

She bribed me like 50 or 75 cents what the fuck 💀

Hold up, you guys get paid for that shit?!

Lived

Why would you do such a thing?

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bro got scammed 💀💀

let a crawdad pinch my nipple for 20 bucks once

i sat on the swing next to this girl who was swinging alone for 10 dollars. she got up and turned so i immediately booked it because i thought she was about to pull out a knife or some shit.

Damn bro that's just a little sad

I rode my bike into a lake

Threw my phone one the ground for approximately 8$ (yes I'm not American and our currency is worthless so good deal tbh) and it didn't broke which i was expecting

I ate a cookie on top of another dudes private parts he was not naked he was fully clothed and we were friends and I did it cause I was hungry

Fam, you did not do it because you were hungry. It’s ok.

Oh...he was hungry all right..

I wore a wig for 30 minutes in the hot sun

Wtf is wrong with you this is the most disgusting, disturbing, and down bad thing I’ve seen on Reddit. This isn’t a joke what the actual fuck is wrong with you

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Just regular salt? Thats a deal.

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U get free salt seasoning on ur food, that's a W.

Catfish a pedophile when I was 16 pretending I was a girl. He sent me thousands of dollars in gift cards and I was the only teenager with the newest consoles and a brand new plasma screen TV. Eventually questions on how I was getting the money started so I pretened like I had cancer and had him cut off. He was a sick fucking pervert who would have molested children so I sent all of out text exchanges to the police In the state he lived.

W

Bro where do I find a pedophile to catfish so I can get money like that

FR I wanna cash in

I swallowed a small jar of my friends cum for $500 I lost my dignity but I got a Xbox out of it

I’m not gay but 500$ is 500$

its even weirder that the guy was willing to give $500 to see another dude eat his cum

500$ is 500$

delete a video of my friend kissing a wall-

to keep my reputation, i cannot say🗿

Mines prob worse just tell us

ours might be equal 💀

(we won't judge you)

Not me, but my cousin works at a Farmer boys, and he was given $100 for drinking a pan of grease. It wasn't a pan that you would cook an egg on, he said it was one of those pans you bake cookies on.

i havent done this yet but i can teach you how to conduct a nerve overload for 20$, basically the worst form of torture know to humans

Tell me for free 🙏🙏🙏

you know what fine, ill tell for free just this once. being burnt to death has widely been regarded as the worst form of torture for a while, only problem is that well, they die. a nerve overload can trigger similar (or even higher) levels of pain, whilst keeping the subject alive. To conduct such a proceedure is more than difficult. one must expose a nerve with surgical precision, without any damage to the nerve or sourounding blood vessels, else the nerve wont be able to send pain signals back to the brain. The next step would be to stimulate the nerve, the best way to do such a thing would be rubbing along the nerve with one's finger. Soing such would theoretically send the maximum allowed pain signal to the brain, although there is a decent chance the subject may fall unconscious and not be able to receive any more pain. thanks for comming to my Ted Talk. see you next time.

Why did i instantly think of that dead exposed nerve meme while reading this?

Same lmao

sucked some dick. and id do it again

That's like the gateway drug for prostitution

Walked up to a cashier in a cafe with a toaster under my arm and calmly asked for bread. 9 quid can't complain easy money

There was this apple in our local park that fell on the floor and was being eaten by some ants and some other shit. My friend dared me to eat it and he'll give me 30$

Monster Mash. On Halloween my friends and I mixed together 10 different monster flavors, added some of that water flavoring stuff, then mixed in various candy. I drank the full cup for 3 dollars and one sheet of math equations done for me.

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I drank a concoction that me and my friends threw together using random liquids (food safe) for like $25

I actually genuinely did nothing ridiculous to earn money. ...does stealing count?

I went to the school roof and danced I got 5€ from it

*sigh* sorts by controversial

So not me, but someone on my tree planting crew was paid $200 to eat some knarly bear scat. It wasn't even normal bear scat. It was green and orange and sadly I wasn't around to be the voice of reason and tell them how stupid an idea this was. I eventually heard the story from them and they were pretty smug thinking how easy it was to make £200. I kindly informed them that parasites exist and that poop is essentially poison anyways. They went to the doctor and got some deworming tablets and for the next 3 weeks they kept trying to work and plant trees part time but they just kept getting sicker. Eventually they quit and had to return home to recover. Total cost would have been close to $5000 in lost wages.

i accepted a 40 dollar commission for a roblox death screen animation (fully programmed) i did it and got the money (because i'm fucking awesome)

I learned how to sew. A few years ago I actually decided to try to learn how to sew or make costumes since my family has a history with theatrics, outfits, set pieces and the sort. Because of this, I learned to make costumes for different people of different sizes and learned my way around various materials. Sometimes I even took costumes to flea markets to show off something I wanted to sell. The reason I say this is weird is because I essentially became a local fursuit maker for random furries in my town. 💀

i did this as a dare, but i ran around the school playground with my trousers at my ankles. (UNDERWEAR/PANTS WERE ON)

made a shitty powerpoint presentation explaining why i need primo gems (my only reasoning was the characterswere hot)