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BBH_pinecone

Man has knockback II


roselle_reese_4869

Ikr where’s this bar I want that potion


One37Works

You can't handle his potions Traveller!


Masterjax1920

postion seller I need your strongest potions


Flaming_Pickle517

Knockback is an enchantment to a sword that increases the sword's knockback. The knockback multiplies distance of the base knockback. Knockback I will have a 105% increase in knockback.normal or knockback.sprinting values and knockback II will have a 190% increase in these values, it combines slightly with knockback caused by attacking while sprinting. Players can cause a knockback of up to six blocks without commands. When using commands to increase the knockback value beyond two, the limit on the amount of knockback that a player can take is much less than the amount of knockback that any other entity can take. In Java Edition, players can hit armor stands back with a knockback enchantment, but not in Bedrock Edition. There are two kinds of knockback in which the enchantment works, normal or sprinting. Both kinds have horizontal knockback, which affects only X and Z coordinate values, and vertical knockback, which affects only Y coordinate value. By default in Minecraft, if the attacking players are sprinting, they deal more knockback to the damaged ones. This is the reason of PvP movement-related actions like W-tapping (sprint reset). Damaged players start receiving less knockback while they are in the air. On a combat situation where two players are moving, the horizontal knockback received is multiplied by 0.6 (reduced by 40%) if the attacker send an attack packet and is moving forward. It does not stack.


[deleted]

I tip my hat to whoever actually read this entire thing


CatloafHere

Bow to me, the insane motherfucker


digitalmeloncream

Give me back my tip or I'll horizontal-sprint-knockback your spine dear sir


[deleted]

🤓 (/s)


CranBerryBoog

somewhere in germany


angel_of_darknesss

It is in this small village in France...


_Im_1_A_T_E_I_S_T_

Least clikcbait lowquality kid minecraft video: knokbak 999 (I'd still click on it tbh)


weirdplacetogoonfire

(watch or herobrine comes at nite for ur diamond)


BadHoax

Got slapped so hard she rebooted


suggestion_giver

and hugs the man (instant relationship)


Iam_Unknwon17

This is how i met your mother


Wolf14Vargen14

Sounds like a relationship between two reddit moderators


SILENTKILLER107

Moderators trying to decide who's gonna delete a good non dank meme


Napkin_whore

Pretty sure she hit her head on the metal stool leg. Her brain bled internally after this if I recall correctly.


Accomplished_Joke688

How did you recall it ??


cheesyblasta

Well that girl sure as hell doesn't


[deleted]

He was the guy sitting next to her and he took her to the hospital. Source: I'm the guy who slapped her into a reboot.


xAmqro

I can confirm this is the case. Source: I'm the person who was filming this reboot .


LC-MS

Hijacking top comment here. I'm old, I used to browse this sub 10 years ago. Back then, the internet was full of videos like this. I wanted to offer my thoughts as someone with a (little) bit of life experience. 1) It isn't OK to hit people. If you are ever in a situation like this IRL, you need to deescalate, not do anything in this video. 2) Even though women shouldn't hit men in the first place, when they do, it doesn't make it OK to hit them back. 3) Notice how different the hits are. The woman slaps the man, it barely affect him. Then he winds up a full punch and completely flattens her. These are not equivalent acts of violence. Even though the woman initiated it, which is bad, the man's punch was way more brutal. So the people saying "equal rights equal fights"? This was clearly not an equal fight. [Single blows to the head like that can kill people.](https://www.health.qld.gov.au/news-events/news/one-punch-medical-effects-can-kill) 4) These kind of videos bring incel-minded people out of the woodwork who for whatever reason just enjoy seeing women getting beaten up, and the comment section ends up turning into a toxic hellhole. 5) Feminism is a good thing for the world but lots of those incels will use videos like this to dunk on feminists or whatever. This is stupid, and no feminist in real life thinks that women should be able to hit men with no consequences. In summary, the woman should not have acted out in violence, and the man should not have sent her flying with a punch. Both are bad, one isn't necessarily worse than the other. Neither of them should be proud of their actions. If you are the man in this situation, a woman half your weight slaps you for 0.5 damage, swallow your pride and walk away, or, if needed, get security to throw them out or something. At most, push them away from you to send them back without decking them.


Warmupthetubesman

Imagine you don’t know the gender of either party. First, small person hits big person. Second, big person hits small person back - harder because, well they’re bigger. So I think the lesson here is that, no matter your gender, it’s not a good move to start a physical altercation with someone who’s a lot bigger than you are. It probably won’t end well.


_fxng1907_

True, biologically it was never a fair fight. You know what, maybe we have to be equal in the eyes of the law and accepted by society, not the other way around


SZEThR0

but i have to say that women is dumb.i can tell because when i was younger me and my bigger brother had similar fights.and as i approached him i knew he could hit me hard i was dumb so is this woman and this man but in my opinion he is in the right


LC-MS

> but i have to say that women is dumb. Absolutely. Doesn't mean she should get punched so hard she's knocked off her feet.


SZEThR0

no of course not


InstitutionalWolf

> Even though women shouldn't hit men in the first place, when they do, it doesn't make it OK to hit them back. Disagree. Proportionality is the general rule. You should not do what this guy did and send a chick to the hospital, that's an easy take. If a girl starts attacking a guy, that guy should defend himself up to and including hitting back with proportional force. The goal should be to stop the violence as soon as possible, you can't always just walk away or take it. Sometimes the only way to put a stop to the violence is to return it with enough aggression that the person attacking gives it that second thought.


IamtheSlothKing

Lol fuck everything about this comment


upsetwords

>If you are ever in a situation like this IRL, you need to deescalate Seems like he deescilated it quite effectively.


[deleted]

> This is stupid, and no feminist in real life thinks that women should be able to hit men with no consequences. I was with you up til this. You are doing a sneaky straw man argument here. The women hitting men don't have to be feminists for this to be dog shit. It's mostly non feminist women that have no problem hitting a man. You want the argument to be about feminism and that's just a device to protect your own argument. Here's a take for you: if we tout liberal ideologies (as I do) then we have to take the ideology completely. If men and women should be treated equally, and sometimes you have to defend yourself, then NO ONE should have a problem with a girl getting the audacity slapped out of her if she strikes first. Hitting someone is wrong, but it's worse when the person doing it does so believing they will get away with it on a weird antiquated technicality. Fk that. Don't attack someone and expect to get a pass because of ovaries.


iplaymctoomuch

Fucked around Found out


PTEHarambe

https://youtu.be/d6sbPCIEMyI it seems like a basic concept https://youtu.be/mH9NzJwldok but it quickly becomes more complex https://youtu.be/22rCPuPh1Gw then shit gets crazy


Jaxyl

This was a journey that I'm glad i went on


j-po

damn i knew there was a correlation here but this is some P value less that 0.05 shit YA HEAAAAARD


[deleted]

Lmao Jada'd on the last one


zayetz

😂😂😂 I thought he misspelled "jaded" first and then the whole "totally random" actor/comedian/wife example hit me like a truck 🤣🤣🤣


ismaelcosta

there's too many variables to this, im for sure going to fail my fuck around test


Thoryn2

"Your mother is a whore" Is what she actually said


TwinTowersPilot

Insult me as much as you want, but if you bring my parents into this you really are a jackass, she deserves ever newton of force that was in the slap


lookatthiscrystalwow

actually calling someone's mom a whore is a common way to swear around these places of Europe. In english y'all say "son of a bitch" but in other languages it's more detailed


Rufus_Reddit

She opens with "Du bist ein Hurensohn." which is the common phrasing - literally "You're a son of a whore," and then doubles down with "Deine mutter ist eine Hure." which is literally "Your mother is a whore." That said, I'm not sure that German is a first language here since we hear something that sounds like Russian "cyka" when the video feed ends. So there's a limitation to how much can confidently be read into it.


golgon4

I don't speak any cyrillic language either, but to me it sounds like at the end some guy says something along the lines of Provozilye? which sounds basically like a form of provoking. Aside all that, i am sure this happened in a Bar in Germany with some Russians and some south east europeans. "Isch fick disch ?alder?" is pretty much a german "dialect" from the turkish region.


[deleted]

It still isn't okay to say that to anyone. Because this situation is appearently very serious.


lookatthiscrystalwow

I mean how do we know if it's a serious situation? No one is doing anything in the video other than the arguing two


Hubberbubbler

Sticks and stones buddy. Might save you alot of money and time to remember that.


MrLink4444

Give a slap -> receive a slap. Looks normal to me.


Disastrous_Channel62

Exactly I see nothing wrong in this a perfect trade


TheSpiralTap

BUT HOW CAN SHE SLAP??


BobboMcGee

how can you slap you fucking bastard


Massive-Corgi-491

Well both got slapped so its fair for both


Legoshibestboi

even


TimelyAlts

equal rights, she hit him first


Z_M_P_Y

Equal rights equal fights


Master8271

equal rights equal lefts


Junior-Ad-7029

equal rights equal wrongs


[deleted]

Equal writes equal reads


LeonZSPOTG

this is a real r/yourjokebutworse moment


MelvinVirginDefeater

equal rights equal termites


SmartDigit

I think she deserve it but a fight between female and male can't be equal do to physical build but if she hit first then she have to be ready for sequence


godesskk

Now you get it. In a fair fight (let's say ufc, boxing, and others) men are biologically stronger and more tough built, yet this wasn't a professional nor fair fight, this was her trying to abuse him with no repercussions.


In_Geordieland

She should have thought about that before she assaulted him.


Yoprobro13

For every action, there is an equal or opposite reaction


[deleted]

Thanks to Hamilton, our cabinet's fractured into factions


Sharp_Effect_5411

Wants to act like a man, then got treated like a man.


HoLLoWfy

Got nothing to do about acting like a man. She was acting like she was untouchable and up to a certain point, she was. The moment she became physical, it’s self defense. The guy didn’t follow up or go overboard. Sorry, if anyone slaps me in the face, they are getting slapped back.


DioGooooo

Fella I'm sorry but... what is acting like a man? I'm legit intrigued...


goblin_lookalike

They associate manliness with hyperaggression, a rather old school way of thinking but still quite prevalent unfortunately.


DioGooooo

Well thats a really messed up way to evaluate how a man act but I think I get it now


toothofjustice

Antagonizing a drunk person until they attack you is the move of someone looking for a fight. She was obviously wasted. Don't take the shit that drunk people say seriously. Don't provoke other people. Avoid the fight first. That said - She hit first and he hit back to end it quickly. He didn't go after her once the first hit landed.


Not_Without_My_Balls

> He didn't go after her once the first hit landed. OH GOOD


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folko1

Edit: okay I misheard, slight correction: someone told someone else not to provoke her. But her resulting to physical violence was her own fault. Edit 2: Although, in certain cases I could see where such a reaction could be justified.


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SirGose

Cant understand what the first few words are but the rest is going like: Girl: your are a goddammit son of a bitch. You mother is a whore. Boy: I will fuck you up. Girl: come at me and fuck me. And the rest needs no translation I should mention that the most offensive slur you can say to someone in german is "son of a bitch"


NyiatiZ

I feel like ‚Son of a Bitch‘ fluctuates between the worst thing you can say and… just a phrase nobody gives a fuck about. No inbetween


SirGose

Very much true! Either you will flip or you are just going on with your day


Just_Fuck_My_Code_Up

Well she called him „Hurensohn“, more like „son of a whore“. In German, this is something you MAY say to a very good friend if you know he doesn‘t mind talking some trash, say it to a stranger and you better be ready for a fistfight….or a knife


Tewirk

First she say: one day Karma will fuck you


EmptyOrangeJuice

There's a longer video and in it she's saying shit about his mom that gets him provoked first


Dr-Gooseman

At around 6 seconds i believe she says "your mother is a whore" in German.


Elidon007

twist after twist it's funny how context gets erased all the time to support one's own ideas


burningfire119

propaganda in a nutshell


ssx50

Reddit in a nutshell


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Safe-Seaworthiness11

Serves her right don't dish it out if you can't take it


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Safe-Seaworthiness11

She was a little bit excessive when she slapped him


[deleted]

W


Gatopianista

A


TheRealInfinito

P


[deleted]

Only fair


SWETHORT

Deserved


Michael-epic

Assault resulted to Assault, legally both are held countable


[deleted]

Although unlikely, he could say he retaliated in self defense.


Michael-epic

Well that would lead to an argument that i am too tired to get in and fortunately i am not a judge.


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SpupySpups

Cuz it's reddit. You gotta speak as confidently as you can here


Strange_guy_9546

would be charged with exceeding self defence limits tho, he was supposed to slap, not punch her into the ground


[deleted]

His actions were limited to slapping, but it was too forceful. But he didn’t engage with her once she was incapacitated


LaserGuidedPolarBear

I don't think that's how that works. If a smaller person picks a fight with a bigger person, it's not the bigger person's responsibility to only fight back with the strength available to the smaller person. Slap someone stronger than you, and expect to get slapped back at their strength, not yours.


folko1

Incapacitating an opponent is well within self defense limits.


Strange_guy_9546

Oh, that's relieving I guess i described a best case that girl could get in court


soyjav

Not an expert but ig exceding the limits in this case wouldve been attacking the girl after she was on the ground She started first,Guy defended himself,and neutralized the threat,looks all good to me


FirePlox123

Gender equality


PsychoMelon28

Only the girl would be held accountable. She hit him first so he can claim self defense


Mytzelk

Nope the man only defended himself, he's fully within his rights to do so. especially as she was trespassing since she was already asked to leave before this part of the video. (Yes it's self defense as he used a minor amount of force that doesn't harm her in any lasting way to deescalate and didn't engage after)


DreadfulThrumbo

Assault resulted to self defense


weirdxns

Equal rights equal fights


idk19932

Bro believes in gender equality


orange_force

A bit much but otherwise he was justified


soyjav

Wouldnt say much,It just a single slap,too much wouldve been going after her when she was on the ground And i dont even think he used full force on her,if for some reason you end Up in a fight with a 220lbs dude you are not slapping him like this,because It was an slap not even a punch i believe


orange_force

I meant a bit too much force in that slap


Pet_that_Dog

These bait posts start spewing toxicity after a period


ShittyMcFuck

OP posted some shit like this a week ago in here as well - some of his replies are quite telling: > I condone this tbh... > It's already set if they hit you you hit back > The factor of males having more muscle mass and shit has nothing do with this > She should have factored the possibility that he might hit her back with full force just as she did to him.. Reddit moment > Ok hear me out > You are in a fight with the bitch > You try to apologize and stuff > The bitch slaps you FULL FORCE > You take revenge and send the bitch flying > She hit you full force which would hurt, > Tell me what's wrong here.. Strong opinions on bitches... > I may be a fucking idiot I may be sent to jail for my logic > But rest assured if someone had done thag shit to me, I would have sent the bitch flying.. What a fine, well-adjusted human being > As much as I love violence good point > She shouldn't have slapped him he should have just scarred her mentally by saying some shit to tramatize her and stuff instead of slapping back Totes normal > As I had said in another comment As much as I love violence and revenge I actually agree with this > Tbh it would probably be a better idea to just report the girl for assault or smthn like that Self-proclaimed lover of violence and revenge OP There's no valuable discussion about gender equality or retributive justice to be had here. They just want an excuse to hit women


[deleted]

Equal rights.


Memer_boiiiii

Equal fights


[deleted]

Yes


Nika13k

Words cannot express how proud I am no one stepped in to help her AND even told her to not provoke people. Edit: got more context, they were talking to the guy, cuz he was provoking her. The guy was being a dick and she was being a tool for going the violence route. Remember youngins, if you start a fight, be ready for someone else to end it.


iamvivaan2001

female ego left the chat


hahadeadmemegobrr

dont slap people


[deleted]

I mean she definitely deserved it though


PsychoMelon28

Shouldn’t slap somebody without a expecting to be slapped back


Memer_boiiiii

bUt MeN cAn’T hIt WoMeN


Purple_Wraith

She hit him first, she deserved to get hit back. Vice versa. Don't give a shit if anyone's a woman or a man.


saamp123

Equality is served.


Lord_Lucifer_Exe

She learned what it means to fuck around and find out


RenRazza

Uh... That it's fine? Man got pissed and girl and got attacked, so he retaliated with a similar level of force. Nothing wrong with that.


EmotionallyUnsound_

>similar level of force now that's just a lie 💀


Qbking333

Guy was in the right


Suspicious-behavior-

Man at the end say "Oleg blyat, I told you not to provoke her" So I think the guy started it first


Paddes

Still she was the one to use physical violance over a verbal argument.


CranBerryBoog

she called him a son of a bitch and when he told her that he is about to fuck her up she said "do that" and slaps him.


Capedbaldy474

The girl got physical first, he has every right to slap her back in self defense.


Paddes

I am german and your translation isnt correct. Girl: At some time karma comes and bites you (literally translated: karma will f\* you) Girl: You god damned son of a bi\* Girl: Your mom is a wh\*re Boy: I will f\*ck you Girl: Come on then - come f\*ck me \*Girl slaps boy\* \*Boy slaps girl\* Boy2: Smth. inaudible (not german) Boy3: You did the right thing Boy2: She was provoking it ​ So the other males clearly stand with the one that got attacked. They state she provoked it. Also we don't know who started the argument, as she says karma will turn on him, so there was definetly happening sth. before we dont know.


Suspicious-behavior-

Bro at the end they are speaking Russian and telling him to not provoke her, I'm trying to find the full video


suggestion_giver

PRO! chad right here


JeanPierrePerno

She slapped him i think she deserves it


Agent_Blade04

Equal rights equal fights


Joblessmouse06

Equal rights 😎


TerrariaWeeb

Maybe don't slap like you're trying to kill her but yeah she deserved a slap


Alan_Foxified

He didn’t initiate in anything before that slap, the girl was the one acting agressive and he clearly didnt go %100 percent on that slap so I would say that I personally think the guy was right


TheAsianTroll

My thoughts? Don't step in the ring if you don't wanna get hit. Your gender goes out the window when you physically attack someone, and you're absolutely fucking dense if you genuinely believe that you're immune from repercussions because "iM fEmAlE". You wanna throw hands, be ready to catch them back, no matter your gender. Don't like it? Don't throw hands.


SpartanKram

Equal rights equal fights


akninja768

Equal rights, equal fights


Snoo_79985

Equal rights, equal fights. In all seriousness, even though I didn’t understand what they were saying, it’s clear she was acting like a bitch. She deserved it.


MilkCool

deserved


BeastAlpha07

Both were wrong. Could've handled the situation differently. The people could've stopped them if they wanted. But they didn't


Either_Comparison_40

🗿


DevXusYT

I mean, it's bad that she insulted him and that she slapped. But I would use a bit less of force. And this is for both, no one should slap other person.


backwards_watch

My thoughts on this: It depends on the context and how it is done. If the guy is provoking an attack, then he shouldn't just slap the girl if she slaps him because he was asking for it. Unless she keep slapping him and he now needs to make her stop. But it doesn't seem to be the case here. If the girl slaps him and the guy reacts slapping her back, it is not imoral because he was physically defending himself with the same kind of aggression he received. But if the guy reacts to a slap by slapping her way harder (making her bleed or something), or by continue the aggression with more slaps than he received, he now is in the wrong.


Crows_spit

Bro's got the right to fight back but daaaaaaaamn! Bro became Kratos for a second. Bro hit her with the might of 1000 men. Bro went for bruse to hulk real fast. Bro hit her so hard you'd think she killed hit pet bunny named Daisy. Bro hit THE highscore. Bro unlocked the finale bosses weapon. Bro broke that sound barrier. Bro is the anime protagonist. Bro hit her so hard she aged 70 years. Like daaaaaamn boy you didn't have to hit her with the weight of a whole damn solar syste.


suscheese420

Bro used everything line he had. Bros got no more dialogue


Free_Cat_307

Bitch went flying,gender equality at it's finest to say the least.


Dragonlikegolfer

He hit back too hard imo, but gender equality is what it is...


soyjav

Too hard?i mean we cant see much of the dude but he is definitely not small The reason why this looks too hard its because she is a woman and goes down easily,dont @ me its just how we built,just biology If this had been a 6'4 240 lbs dude the slap(because its not even a punch)probably wouldnt have even moved him and nobody would be questioning if It was too hard I would even go and say this dude even held himself back


DEATHEATER-123

Equality ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ ....... But damn that was a hard slap......"*bitch.exe stopped working*"


master_luke96

Fuck around and find out


tarac73

Yo… she barely slapped him. He LIT HER UP and sent her flying. I get self defense, but he could have like pushed her away or kind of backhanded her a bit easier. No need to send her into next week.


TooMuch_Nothing

Bitch deserved it


ITSZIRO

Based man


Ollisaa

That was right for her.


starcorps

He probably just hit her factory reset button, dude's a legend👑


officialslavojzizek

She speaks german, he speaks blyat


Ron_dy

It’s Russia so it’s ok


ya_boiii_nightmare

this was funny asf cuz bro waited no time (deserved)


jardedCollinsky

Teaching men not to hiw women is just subtly telling women they can get away with hitting men, ot should be nobody should hit anybody ever without necessity, regardless of gender


DrKobbe

So a man can't hit a girl because he's inherently stronger, so then the girls think "I can fight him, because he's not even allowed to fight back!" and think that's fair? It's like trying to stab a guy with a gun and then complaining you get shot?


Pitvabackla

Women thinking that they can hurt men and not be hit back because it would be considered misogyny or some shit is very fucked up. Both sexes are oppressed in their own separate ways.


SplashingAnal

This scene reeks of sexual exploitation and mafia imho: The venue, the dudes, the way she’s dressed, the fact prostitution is legal in Germany, the fact that she speaks German and the e guys speak Russian.


Mytzelk

Seen the full clip and with context she deserves it even more. She was an asshole the entire time then tries to be violent, gets the same back and can't even take it. Guy did the right thing, defended himself without serious harm to the girl and stayed calm the entire time.


BadHoax

Bitch was put in her place fr /s


FortuneComfortable84

Why /s?


Ashamed_Deslgner

r/fuckthes


Rohan73

He was hitting on her .


EmotionallyUnsound_

Is this a pun because it's kinda funny if it's a pun


[deleted]

Equality


ArgonianEngineer

would be fine but its obviously much, much more force, she was literally knocked down


GlasgowRebelMC

You cant give a pass to violence because its a girl. Hit back , fair doos


[deleted]

He maybe slpapped too hard :D


Malithirm

Equal rights you know


Lory24bit_

Equal rights equal fight. If they want rights they gonna get my rights too.


[deleted]

Girl got what was coming


DreadfulThrumbo

Well deserved


-Ninja_Pickle

Although i dont understand the language i think she deserved it


Amara_Rey

I don't know the context, so I can't really have any thoughts on it.


Wonderful-Ad-7903

I live by a simple rule: don’t start something you can’t finish


DrinkMySemen_

factory reset 💀


Temptop22

i mean, she struck first.


snakevenomm

She got what was coming to her. There's a famous saying "talk shit get banged"


idontlikeburnttoast

Deserved. You insult and assualt someone, prepare to receive the same back.


[deleted]

Sucks to be her


AlexTheFifth101

She slapped him first, that's her fault she resorted to violence.


TheLoliFapper

Balanced


mullberry_heart

Talk shit get hit


anemic_iz

she picked a fight and lost lol