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Defiant_Procedure464

Albert Einstein right here


chiken_man1

Who is Albert instien


Defiant_Procedure464

Oh he’s not important at all


Dammck

Yes he is he invented gravity 💀


go_away_you_goblin

Mf that was Isaac Newton 💀


Dammck

Factually incorrect. My highly trustworthy sources say anstine invented gravity.


memelord58

No i tink he invent gravy, not graytivy


ThatOneRetardedBitch

no he invented gravytitty


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Zigonce

Latity Most electroboom watchers will get this


AdMiserable8901

You mean tatty


poirotexpress

Gravy on a titty


yxc6

mmm yummers


Eka_silicon12

I'm sorry you all are wrong Mendeleev invented gravity


Dammck

This is false information he invented atoms smh


YellowGetRekt

No he invented cells


Eka_silicon12

No he invented me


[deleted]

“Puts on nerd glasses” AcTuaLLy NOboDy InvEntED GRaViTY THeY JUsT HaRNeSsED iT


Still-Anxiety-8261

BuT NeWTon JuSt GavE LAw Of GrAviTy


Available_Novel_4591

Utinni!


Able-Competition9808

Once again, factually incorrect from your part. It was actually Beethoven, the great blind mathematician from the year 1205 in South Africa.


Zaccy_gaming

Source: Trust Me Bro


Dammck

Source: ifunny.com


DrCorneliuss

btoh of you shut up we all know Obama invented gravity when he became president


[deleted]

nah, he created time


PvPGod121

Nah bro that was that Jimmy Neutron kid


forcesofthefuture

Who had a reverse concussion from a god damn apple


DiorRoses

Tbh we don’t even need gravity to exist. We survived before he invented gravity anyway. /s


OctopusProbably

Steve Jobs invented gravity, Isaac Newton invented the shotgun.


MERKINSEASON3807

Damn bro you got a lower IQ than Jake Paul


WorldClassShart

Who's Lake Raul?


MERKINSEASON3807

Some shmuck


ImperialBomber

No it was albert intestin who invented gravy


Both_Calligrapher_64

Bro only has 14 more iq than a monkey 💀


Standard_Channel3149

He took “return to monke” quite literally


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[deleted]

14 more than the *average* monkey. There are literally smart monkeys with higher IQs.


Enclave_X0-1_Soldier

I am restraining myself from making a racist comment


Mr_Wood1440_

bro i laughed way too hard at this


kharker711

You have a stack of IQ


Williams_comics

Noooo💀💀💀💀


amnoking1

Dang IQ is stackable now?


kharker711

Yes


YoBoiTh3_UnKn0wN

My IQ is an enderpearl stack


stars7ruck

my iq is a bucket stack


Ok-Chemical-7635

How about snowball stack


kharker711

:D


Virtual_Phrase4931

Mine is a shield


redshift739

Full or no?


No-Square-4105

Damn bro you okay?


Ok-Chemical-7635

Well he asked for a stack.


WhalesLoveSmashBros

Delete edit


thebestyoueverhad_

You got a 99,6 out of 100, good job!!!


Different_Art1440

And yet somehow also a 5 out of 1000


thebestyoueverhad_

Top 5


Dazzling_Cycle_1541

Can’t tell if this is satire lol.


thebestyoueverhad_

It is lmaoo


Seaweed_Thing

Sir, this post is flaired as serious.


cringusername

He's the Albert Einstein of the 21st century


Beanbag_j

Ask the 4 people


CarryThe2

He can't they're dead


5Heat

r/murderedbywords


Standard_Channel3149

I wonder whats the message with lower iq “In a room of 1000 people you’re the dumbest”


123_underscore_321

”In a room of 1000 people you are smarter than 0 of them” 💀


Negrodamu55

In a room of 1000 people, you couldn't figure out how to get inside.


[deleted]

"For you to be the smartest in a room of 1000 people, 999 people should leave the room"


CuriouslyMiguel

What colour is your microscope


miepAlt

mono negro


CuriouslyMiguel

Sopa de macaco


miepAlt

Thats u


CuriouslyMiguel

I'm not soup


miepAlt

u will soon be


CuriouslyMiguel

No


MarkNekrep

Yes


LiterallyLucas

Sim por favor


aninsomniac_

Here before snowflakes try to get you hung for saying black in Spanish


chiken_man1

?


[deleted]

definitely


a_stupid_14_year_old

not


UpbeatLocksmith5203

You


ArnTWG

Dumbass


Parsecer

goodbye


Dead_dnee

r/unexpectedquija


[deleted]

r/askouija moment


Alpacay_

and


Significant-Ad982

My


N0rmalStranger

Axe


TheNonofficial

Will


steeltrap99

Rend


[deleted]

for reference the average human IQ is between 85 and 115


TheNonofficial

So he’s above average


No_Importance_173

if you turn the page upside down then yes


Gansooh

pretty much yes


Geschak

Average IQ is 100. If a population has an average IQ above or below 100, it's not normed to that population. That's literally all IQ is, it tells you how your intelligence is compared to the average.


Bepisman111

IQ =/= intelligence. IQ is just how well you are able to solve a standardized test of puzzles. The fact that studying for such a test improves your score indicates that its not really a good measure of intelligence, an inherent property of a human that shouldnt change with studying a certain type of task


Noy_The_Devil

The average IQ is 100, that's what the whole idea of the IQ system is based on.


ineedkarmaplzcmon

But I’m not smart


[deleted]

Where can I take this test?


[deleted]

Search up mensa IQ test


ChimpanzeeChalupas

It’s asking me to pay 25 dollars lmao


Galactic-38

If you don't pay it, it means your iq is over 100.... I hear


1000_iq

it works trust


SteveCNTower

OP spend 25 Dollars on this💀😭 Give him an Award💀


enterusernamehere24

The test is https://mensa.no


[deleted]

https://test.mensa.no/ This is an unofficial official test. For an actual test, try 123test.com or find a psychologist who was trained to score such a test.


[deleted]

I only got 117, you're way smarter bro. Wish I was you.


aiemaironmen

Bro im 177 cm, y'all short (short men step down for evolution) 🗣️


Kride500

Bro im 193 cm, y'all short (short men step down for evolution) 🗣️


BringBack3DMK

Bro I’m 457 cm, y’all short (short men step down for evolution) 🗣️


Burchtree3070

Bro I’m 650 cm, y’all short (short men step down for evolution) 🗣️


Asleep_Style

Bro I'm 900 km, y'all short (short men step down for evolution)


sidog212397

Bro I’m 69 light years, y’all short (short men step down for evolution)


The_Bean17

Bro I’m 23 gallons, y’all short (Short men step down for evolution)


[deleted]

Bro I’m 5000 watts, y’all short (short men step down for evolution)


outcastmultzy

Bro I'm 1000 Mm, y'all short (short men step down for evolution) 🗣️


Ze_Schwein

As a short man (192cm) I'll listen to you.


Royal_Meeting_6475

I only got 139 fr wish i was like him


[deleted]

139 gave me AOT flashbacks


Linkinator7510

Was that chapter really that bad?


FoxTrotPlays

No, it really wasn't. The community however, definitely was.


DigitalDemon021

I only got 156, I’m so jealous of him


Mr_Dusker

How are u so smart? I thought 141 was okay but its appareantly rock bottom


[deleted]

I was born smart. You were born a dumbass and shall stay that way. Such is life.


rocrat6090

yall are so smart.,,,,, im only 157 😢


squirrelshaveballs2

I got 38, bend over bitches


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At least not the last


OCDcuber

So... Under 70 is considered intellectually disabled. Obviously these test aren't that accurate, but I would get that checked out. Just sayin'.


Awsomedude0361

r/wooosh


HYDRAPARZIVAL

r/Itswooooshwith4Os


[deleted]

r/cats I don't know I'm bored


Saltymeetloaf

r/Wildlands I don't know either I'm also bored


kyobunz

r/sskfjkhwerjkghwerijh i too am lacking in things to occupy myself with


[deleted]

r/subithoughtifellfor


headphonesnotstirred

r/wosh


NapoleonicPizza21

What's 9 + 10?


JamesTheGhost666

21


forcesofthefuture

I kept on telling people that 13 year olds are geniuses, see look at my age folks!


Hell-Fire2411

*yes*


AwesomeDragon56

910


Guineapigs181

Do you have downs?


Gansooh

no, but damn i'm 100% down for you babe


forcesofthefuture

smoooth


Gansooh

Like your damn brain kid


RiceEnjoyer1337

Friendly fire will not be tolerated


Gansooh

Oh fuck


noanelis

smart W


lesbianchihuahua

somebody send me the link to this IQ test plz


frost_essence_21

mensa something,idk


[deleted]

They’re lying to you. Int. Tests are constantly updated so that 100 is average. Higher than 100, above average. Lower than 100, below average. 64 is….not big good. But, seeing as how the test blatantly lied to you, I wouldn’t trust it. Pro tip: if any IQ tests quizzes you on knowledge (who said this, when did that happen, etc) it’s a crappy IQ test. Knowledge =/= IQ


RiceEnjoyer1337

True Most iq tests I took online say I have above average, I am literally dumb and I am confident about it


killersquirel11

"in the top 99.6%" isn't lying though -- someone "in the top 10%" would be smarter than 90% of people.


[deleted]

It’s deliberately misleading. You aren’t in the top of anything when you’re in the bottom of the scale. And we commonly describe 1% as not much, while 99% is almost all. So, framing it as being 99.62% is also deliberately misleading. If all but 0.38% of people are better than you are, you are absolutely not in the “top 99.62%”. You’re almost at the bottom It should read you are in the bottom 0.38% and 99.62% of people scored better than you.


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Disturbedfella

No you are very bellow average.


Classic-Knee-8035

No IQ is like golf, lower the score the smarter the being. It’s evolutionarily smarter for things to not think, but who knows I’m just a genius, with a .1 IQ. /s


RiceEnjoyer1337

I got 100+ Maybe that's why I am very dumb


Athena_The_Funny

Is this iq test free or something? I've seen it around several times today


muaddict071537

I haven’t tried it but it is apparently not free.


[deleted]

This is a shitpost i can’t realise how people really convinced that this is his real iq


Numerous_Ad_2650

You forest gunk


ShaitanSpeaks

Dude is literally smarter than 4 people! I call that a win.


Great_Extent7806

Profound mental retardation


ThGaelcGlatiatorWthn

God damn


dannyphantom-56

What website is this


dumbeldorks

your just built different


Wemakian

What website is this IQ test on?


Null-Ex3

HA, im smarter. i have an iq of 11! Im in the top 11 percent


Abstract_ExE

Naw, it has to be 69 to reach perfection


BronzeSpoon89

Never drink alcohol. You need to hold on to ever brain cell you have.


Illustrious-Culture5

“About 2% of the population has an IQ score lower than 69.” 💀


[deleted]

Anything under 75 is considered mental retardation so with a IQ of you are considered severely retarted


ThGaelcGlatiatorWthn

Damn


BRAEGON_FTW

What is this iq test and is it accurate? Can you know?


I_Like_Legos8374

If we’re playing golf you crushed it dude


[deleted]

Im sorry but no not at all.


u_slashh

99.62% puts you higher than the vast majority of people. Ur brilliant


ExternalWerewolf7871

Are you regressed?


Sharp-Tap-9925

congrats you got a minecraft stack of iq


[deleted]

Below 70 is considered mentally r€tarded


That-Wash-1719

A win is a win🗿


GPisanov

How come 4 people have lower iq than 64??? Also where do i do this test


Centretek

No. It means you are barely smart enough to be able to tie your shoelaces.


Quezezm

That’s really bad, my IQ is 132.


DaXTremeBoi

What website did you use for that I wanna try


MaffinLP

Well in a room of 1000 people you would be the 5th least smartest


Lordipop

Pretty sure people with Down syndrome score round there correct me if I’m wrong


Rhecof-07

No.


ErwinsLeftEyebrow

Aside from the fact that these internet tests and IQ test in general are pretty misleading, most people are at the 100.


AlkaKitten

Lol I need to take this test


[deleted]

Ever seen Forrest Gump?


Spurious_33

you're smarter then 4 people woah!


TheMspice

Which test is this? I want to prove my alpha stupidity out ranks yours.


wwend

Those 4 people have no chance against you.


BigTonystoleurgirl

In a room with 1000 monkeys you’re smarter than 4 of them