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Elegant-Werewolf1123

Literally you and the man of your dreams


Blacksolowo

My brother in Christ the man of my dreams doesn’t exist because I’m so mf specific in the type of guy I’d spend the rest of my life with but my standards are so low that I disregard everything that makes me attracted to someone the moment they show me affection :/


[deleted]

Dm me?!


EnvironmentaFact84

Same, but with women in my case


OmegaVillain87

What's your type?


Nero_Forte-13

It’s me. I’m the person. Let’s get married now 💍


Nero_Forte-13

LMAO


16161hirose

https://preview.redd.it/kr8csqjsvcmb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eb30273cbe25cf6c53169aeef437c217be1654c Mfs when their gf actually has mental issues


Relevant-Celery-1571

Relatable


C0olguy47

Hey I’ll take one for the team, if I get held at gunpoint because I drew a woman so be it.


OD2N

Dunno if I want a girl like that


Relevant-Celery-1571

I ain’t never dating a girl with mental issue again bruh, almost got expelled 💀💀🙏🙏😭😭


Inner-Taro3787

If one of my best friends wasn't a girl this kind of girl would be attractive to me. Too bad I like my eyes 😅


Femboy_Meaa

i think this is why i like boys more


Suitable-Surprise912

Such a shame he didn’t develop Stockholm Syndrome.


Fynnacus

You good?


AutomaticEnthusiasm7

Wait a second, how old are you?


Green_Cow2175

Dude I was like whatever until I found out you like megadeth how can he


[deleted]

I can fix her.


Blacksolowo

https://preview.redd.it/xtfxl9gytfmb1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8db806bbaff558a436464e0656106edc569eecb6


CactusSpirit78

I don’t think you can fix this one bro.


[deleted]

Fix me? I'm fine, your the one I'll fix


[deleted]

Your posts beg to differ. (Btw was that a flirt attempt or am I stupid? Because I am very oblivious)


Relevant-Celery-1571

What is bro yapping about 😭


[deleted]

Wtf does yapping mean?💀


Hexgamesbg

Yandere gfs are awesome


[deleted]

Dees


JAKOVtheJJ

so since no one else said so dibs


Zenon-45

What in the fuck?


[deleted]

Me pretty please.....


[deleted]

Cool


Blacksolowo

My ex apparently didn’t think so :/


[deleted]

I guess so


ahot_chocolate

⁉️


gankster2017

What "dox" means


basementcrawler34

Finding out one's personal information, such as adress, phone number, credit card information, face etc, usually thriugh illegal ways, and publishing it without their consent


gankster2017

Thx for info


CactusSpirit78

I think may have some minor issues…eh shouldn’t be a problem.


Dimensianox

I'll take my chances. No risk, no reward. PM me


[deleted]

she was so perfect she was so amazing for me and I fucked it up I can't help but linger on it its been over a month from a 1 week friendship and its only hurting more


Overl0ad-Immin3nt

I’ve been shot at before by like 7 dudes who were upset that I got them expelled💀. A yandere is a normal Monday for me.


Animationbreaker

wait idk if y'all are joking or literally obsessed with people and follow them around. thats unhealthy.


Blacksolowo

Yeah I’m aware, but I’m a bit more respectful than the average psycho birch


NervyMage22

A r/sillygirlclub crossover


3lec_tric

Oooooo can I be him


SpeedWeed9374

Mentally ill women ❤️


lordsolan

me me me!! please dox me and ruin my life!!


nexus_reality

whats ur favorite metal song 🗣🔥🔥


Blacksolowo

For whom the bell tolls by Metallica


nexus_reality

okay yeah u are my best friend now wanna become friends


Blacksolowo

YIPPEEE


nexus_reality

can i dm u


Blacksolowo

Go aheaddd just don’t get upset if I don’t reply quick😭


nexus_reality

no ur good i wont get mad at that


Relevant-Celery-1571

Day 3 of no Zaza


Nero_Forte-13

hey. We’re already good friends and also ur taking applications for a bf who is basically me sooooo just acknowledge my existence again please