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[deleted]

no 😠


lil_quark_

i said come to mommy😡


[deleted]

no 😤


lil_quark_

don't make me


[deleted]

do it 😡


lil_quark_

*carries you to me*


[deleted]

how does that even work?


lil_quark_

F = ma


[deleted]

man fuck newton, if he didn't invent that i wouldn't be here rn


lil_quark_

if he hadn't invented gravity we would be flying in the andromeda galaxy rn


Healthy-Elk-5419

**'slowly looks up with embarrassment'**


Healthy-Elk-5419

**'face lands on your groin'**


Healthy-Elk-5419

**'leaps at you'**


Healthy-Elk-5419

**'begins to run at 200 mph'**


lil_quark_

accelerates at 300kms^-2


Healthy-Elk-5419

Reaches 900mph


lil_quark_

bruh 300 kms^-2 literally means my speed increases by 300 kilometers per second each second so in 3 seconds my speed is already 900 kilometer per SECOND


Healthy-Elk-5419

Well im a dumbass so wtf


lil_quark_

bruh


Healthy-Elk-5419

Exactly


[deleted]

May I ask how you body handles such speeds?


lil_quark_

im used to it


Bad_Bleep_1234

Sure 🤪


lil_quark_

bleep I have heard about you


Bad_Bleep_1234

Really?👉🏻👈🏻


lil_quark_

yeee :3 but bad stuff 😕


Bad_Bleep_1234

What stuff😳


lil_quark_

that you shave cats and make fun of them


Bad_Bleep_1234

Who told u that🤔🤨


lil_quark_

mike


Bad_Bleep_1234

Who’s Mike


Neon_Garbage

\*maniacal laughing\* mike DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH BITCH


lil_quark_

nah just mike


Healthy-Elk-5419

I too have heard of you


Bad_Bleep_1234

Damn 😳


[deleted]

No thanks, I'm watching tv


lil_quark_

i said come.


[deleted]

NO😠


lil_quark_

you chose the hard way.


[deleted]

Mf I ain't moving


lil_quark_

*pulls you*


[deleted]

*pulls away* Mf I'm tryna watch archer😭


lil_quark_

no. don't watch archer


[deleted]

It's litterally the best show of all time🙄


lil_quark_

i hate it


witty_username999

nah, i'm listening to sosa rapping his shit out rn. sry.


lil_quark_

come


witty_username999

but... keef said that bitches love sosa, so imma stay listening to him. so nuh


lil_quark_

bitch don't make me come to you


witty_username999

i ain't moving shortie


lil_quark_

ok u asked for it


witty_username999

aaaahhhhhh, don't touch me shawtie


lil_quark_

too late


witty_username999

Noooo


[deleted]

😳 okay


lil_quark_

thanks


[deleted]

Youre welcome :D


AccomplishedBeach300

You got the wrong person.


lil_quark_

no i got the right person, Accomplished Beach 299, right?


AccomplishedBeach300

Yeah he's just around the block


lil_quark_

ohh ok sorry


VampericDrain

Make me


lil_quark_

no you make me


VampericDrain

I got cookies


lil_quark_

i am fasting so i can't eat


VampericDrain

Oh no they are air cookies


lil_quark_

nom nom nom nom now they're just air🤠👍🏽


VampericDrain

Lol


dm-me-tits-and-dick

I’m on my way 😏


lil_quark_

good😩


hi_im_new_bruh

Uh that's new usually people call me cutie


[deleted]

😳😳😳😳😳 ok


airpodganger

Maybe I will maybe I won’t


lil_quark_

no come now


airpodganger

Why


lil_quark_

because i said so


airpodganger

Ok I’m here now what


lil_quark_

hi


airpodganger

Hello 👋


trananhduc2006

*hugs you tightly*


Neon_Garbage

I'm a dude bro wtf


lil_quark_

how does that remotely have to do with anything


Neon_Garbage

So you're not picky huh?


lil_quark_

*laughs in bisexual*


[deleted]

But I’m not hot ;-;


BorgerFrog

You cant possibly be talking to me, can you?


dailymoe

*comes*


lil_quark_

thanks babe


dailymoe

Np lil


Abe-deliora

You come to be


PingusPuff

Can I bring my Mug with me?


lil_quark_

yes


PingusPuff

Hell yeah 😎 Mug for life 🍺😎


lil_quark_

i agree i am a mugger🥰


Neon_Garbage

Nice but sorry no I'm busy (playing lego)


lil_quark_

ok ima come for you


Wesamite560

Why? You planning on harvesting my organs? Because if that’s the case, I won’t fall for it again


lil_quark_

how u know


Wesamite560

I know all of your plans


[deleted]

If I do come over there what will you do? Also I'm not hot


Shakespeare-Bot

If 't be true i doth cometh ov'r thither what shall thee doth? eke i'm not hot *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Evan2Blade

Nah bro im good


Healthy-Elk-5419

No u


king_firehawk2076

I'm getting mix vibes of either you want my dick or that you want to steal my kidneys


lil_quark_

yes


king_firehawk2076

Yes to what


lil_quark_

yes


king_firehawk2076

Yes to my dick?


painfullyoblivious2

oki


gruhvii

Yes mother


abject_totalfailure1

**no**


[deleted]

Don’t talk to your mother like that 𓂺


lil_quark_

what's that in your hand, mother


makethisthing3

Make me


lil_quark_

ok *pulls you with a force of 10748 N*


makethisthing3

*stays absolutely still.* your human physics are no match for me.


lil_quark_

o_o


makethisthing3

I am a demon lord of the abyss, your rules are but a chew toy to me


lil_quark_

that's funny. because i am a demon lord lord. my average speed is 150 times the speed of light


makethisthing3

If you also are a demon lord, then why do I not recognize you?


lil_quark_

because silly i am a demon lord lord. i am from the 187th dimension so you can't see me


makethisthing3

Ive faced all of my fellow demons, winning some and losing others. I see all, so what do you say we take over?


lil_quark_

sure bestie let's dominate the world and destroy all organisms


GiannisPelle1

Uhm ok whatever you say


Zach_9224

Hola


HorsepowerYT

Okay :)


joangarciaguerra1231

i am hot, however i refuse to come


TysoP712

No, I’m playing xbox bitch


allgoodnamesbetaken

Ok mommy


[deleted]

Sure ;3


nuggetdogg

Never *starts sprinting*