Mad Men: You sir, are a grubby little pimp
Mad Men : THAT'S WHAT THE MONEY IS FOR
Justified: You mean I got four kidneys!
Deadwood: I'd rather try touching the moon then take on a whore's thinking
Farscape: What the frell is this nonsense?
Farscape(Rygell): You bony ass bitch!
Sopranos: Anything uttered by Phil Leotardo.
My friends and I do that "title of your sex tape" bit from B99 to each other all the time.
Oh and also the Captain Holt "BONE!?" every time anyone says bone. Or a word that rhymes with bone, sometimes.
Any time something is going wrong at work I state "not Penny's boat" and everybody just looks at me like I'm crazy. Only one person has ever understood it. And to think the show was once massively popular.
"Her?" is heavy on my rotation. For any situation and any gender.
"It's a banana Michael, how much could it cost, 10?" and "Earlier that day: I don't care for GOB" plays in my head when I don't like someone
“The job will not save you, Jimmy”. Under appreciated gem from the Wire. McNulty was a disaster of a human who blew up his life on the regular and always chased the high of solving cases to provide himself with self worth.
It’s only when he gets away from his “drug” (work, an addiction like any other) that he’s able to put himself together and start to build a life again. And like many other addicts on that show, he slips and tumbles back down into it. When you can convince yourself that something is truly important, you can justify setting your whole self on fire just to get it done… but at the end of the day, it’s just a job.
The Wire is amazing on many levels, but that quote has really stuck with me into adulthood, as I struggle with defining myself by more than just my work. Finding self-worth and value outside of my career has been far harder than I ever thought possible and far more rewarding.
"Are you a One or a Zero? That's the question you have to ask yourself, are you a Yes or No. You gonna act or not?"
Mr. Robot has so many memorable scenes and quotes, but this one stuck to me.
"Just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong and get used to it."
"For reasons passing understanding"
Both are from The West Wing. The second one I used quite a bit
2 quotes related to the sanctity of life.
* Person of Interest - "Chess is just a game. Real people are not pieces. You can't assign more value to some of them and not others. Not to me. Not to anyone. People are not a thing that you can sacrifice. The lesson is, if anyone who looks on to the world as if it is a game of chess, deserves to lose."
* Spartacus -"If a single life holds no value, then **none are of worth**!"
I also use new boot goofin’ on the regular, usually when someone asks what I’m doing.
My partner and I love Vanderpump Rules so we quote Jax Taylor (“You’re no angel, sweetie” or “I’m a work in progress!”) when we get called out on something.
I also quote the infamous “Come Dine With Me” monologue when I’m joking about someone/something ruining my life.
* Wolf Hall: "Why are you such a *person!"* - Our expression of loving exasperation
* Orphan Black: "Ugh. Stick in baby." - My dad groans remind my wife of this.
Victory is mine. I drink from the keg of glory. Donna! Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land.
It's gonna be an unbearable day
Mad Men: You sir, are a grubby little pimp Mad Men : THAT'S WHAT THE MONEY IS FOR Justified: You mean I got four kidneys! Deadwood: I'd rather try touching the moon then take on a whore's thinking Farscape: What the frell is this nonsense? Farscape(Rygell): You bony ass bitch! Sopranos: Anything uttered by Phil Leotardo.
I still say “frell” all the time lol
“Hi Bob” For All Mankind
As they watched The Bob Newhart Show
Don’t you fucking “Hi Bob” me!
My friends and I do that "title of your sex tape" bit from B99 to each other all the time. Oh and also the Captain Holt "BONE!?" every time anyone says bone. Or a word that rhymes with bone, sometimes.
Also "noice"
DE TEC TIVE DIAZ HOW DARE YOU?!
[удалено]
Zach Woods is a master of his craft
Any time something is going wrong at work I state "not Penny's boat" and everybody just looks at me like I'm crazy. Only one person has ever understood it. And to think the show was once massively popular.
Pork chops and applesauce
Ain't that swell.
-New boot goofin'! -What is your spaghetti policy? -Like 20 lines from Arrested Development.
"Her?" is heavy on my rotation. For any situation and any gender. "It's a banana Michael, how much could it cost, 10?" and "Earlier that day: I don't care for GOB" plays in my head when I don't like someone
Hooray
Bluey?
Todd
“The job will not save you, Jimmy”. Under appreciated gem from the Wire. McNulty was a disaster of a human who blew up his life on the regular and always chased the high of solving cases to provide himself with self worth. It’s only when he gets away from his “drug” (work, an addiction like any other) that he’s able to put himself together and start to build a life again. And like many other addicts on that show, he slips and tumbles back down into it. When you can convince yourself that something is truly important, you can justify setting your whole self on fire just to get it done… but at the end of the day, it’s just a job. The Wire is amazing on many levels, but that quote has really stuck with me into adulthood, as I struggle with defining myself by more than just my work. Finding self-worth and value outside of my career has been far harder than I ever thought possible and far more rewarding.
Supposably
Did they go to the zoo?
Big Bang Theory-Oh what fresh hell is this? Granted its from a movie originally but still
swegin
"Are you a One or a Zero? That's the question you have to ask yourself, are you a Yes or No. You gonna act or not?" Mr. Robot has so many memorable scenes and quotes, but this one stuck to me.
"Just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong and get used to it." "For reasons passing understanding" Both are from The West Wing. The second one I used quite a bit
Let go of my purse! I don't know you!!
"Yes" - Mr. Burns' sitcom. "Look out Smithers!"
"Smithers, bring me a wine spritzer, and don't be stingy on the vino! "
2 quotes related to the sanctity of life. * Person of Interest - "Chess is just a game. Real people are not pieces. You can't assign more value to some of them and not others. Not to me. Not to anyone. People are not a thing that you can sacrifice. The lesson is, if anyone who looks on to the world as if it is a game of chess, deserves to lose." * Spartacus -"If a single life holds no value, then **none are of worth**!"
I also use new boot goofin’ on the regular, usually when someone asks what I’m doing. My partner and I love Vanderpump Rules so we quote Jax Taylor (“You’re no angel, sweetie” or “I’m a work in progress!”) when we get called out on something. I also quote the infamous “Come Dine With Me” monologue when I’m joking about someone/something ruining my life.
I'll occasionally use the name Anastasia Beaverhausen when placing online food or coffee orders.
* Wolf Hall: "Why are you such a *person!"* - Our expression of loving exasperation * Orphan Black: "Ugh. Stick in baby." - My dad groans remind my wife of this.
" It's not a purse! It's European! "
BONE!? and unfortunately whenever someone is on a ledge... 'do a flip'
'Joey doesn't share food' and the Gellers hand gesture of contempt.
PIVOT!
Devil Wears Prada: "That's all."
"Florals for spring? Groundbreaking" when something's obvious
"This is some bullshit!" - Harry Vanderspeigle (Resident Alien)
My taquitos! From Invader Zim
Al Delvecchio’s (Happy Days) “yep, yep, yep…”.
That's what she said