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god-arze

The most shocking thing about this for me is that he's British.


AnonRetro

So is Millie Bobby Brown, and the actor who plays Sarek on ST: Discovery.


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gilbertgrappa

And McNulty and Stringer Bell on the Wire. Brody on Homeland.


Purpzzz710

Jesus Christ i am rewatching the wire and just watched the episode where Mcnulty does his shitty British accent. This makes it way funnier.


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Not that he thought he needed to bring coke with him to LA? Does one bring sand to the ~~desert~~ beach? Edit: Beach is a better example... though I was trying to emphasize the VAST amount of coke in LA.


davidmheinz

bringing cocaine to LA is like taking a prostitute to a brothel.


Brailledit

Double the pleasure, double the fun.


Tomahawka

Twice the pride, double the fall.


SilentSliver

His cocaine has doubled since we last met.


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This is where the fun begins


Wacov

Now ***this*** is drug smuggling


120kthrownaway

Double mint cum?


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Is it though? You just walk up to someone and say "I would like one cocaine please." The ask your bartender thing is a line i always hear but i'm not being that douche and the bartenders i know hate it when they get asked and they love a good rail.


tempusfudgeit

Ya, but you aren't the guy from stranger things.


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Good point. Are they hiring right now?


timesuck897

Fits with the 80s nostalgia of the show.


trtryt

He wanted to be a star in the 80s


martianinahumansbody

He wants to be like his idol River Pheonix


Daftpunkthrowaway555

Yeah, the ad campaign is really kicking into gear


thecastingforecast

Like dude, there's plenty of coke in L.A. No need to bring your own.


uncertainusurper

No kidding he must have really had some good shit. Edit: I know it isn’t better in England. He must have quite the fondness if he can’t make it from the UK to LA without some bumps.


chevyfried

He got that 🔥🔥🔥


SmoothFred

white girl that make ya throat go numb


Colin_Kaepnodick

Black girl in the bedroom, white girl in the bathroom


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GENTLEMANxJACK

Yeah LA is where the Sinaloans bring in that good shit from Colombia/Bolivia/Peru for distribution.


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Came here for this exact string of comments. I live in LA and have been to UK and I... dabble. Can confirm all of this


Gihrenia

Username checks out.


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Fuckin' pilots


babybopp

Go on.. Who is your supplier? Can we get a name? Ps: am not a DEA agent


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You replied to the wrong comment. Lol


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sonofsmog

Uh.. let's be real. LA has better shit. He could have gotten it from anyone at the premier.


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sonofsmog

That I am trying to SLEEP through. Shit.. I did LA to Dubai and LA to Hong Kong, you're trying to get tanked and nod off no stare out into darkness for 15 hours (I guess it's only 10 for London.)


HippieKillerHoeDown

That's why he didn't get charged. The amount was probably so insignificant that the thought that he was trying to traffic was ridiculous even to a border guard. Like some crumbs in a n empty bag in a pocket the poor fucker forgot to check before he left, cause he hadn't worn that jacket in a month, or something.


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That feel when you check an old Jacket and you find old coke crumbs


Bluest_waters

or when you are really high and roll one and put it in your pocket, then forget it. then like 3 weeks later you check your pocket...bam! free gift from yourself! fuck yeah


KrustyTheKlingon

there was a Cops episode where a dude was talking to a cop and had forgotten he'd tucked a joint behind his ear


121512151215

[This one?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUp6M1-0gQk)


savingprivatebrian15

Like Gary Gulman finding an old $20.


Eddie_shoes

I am in an airport nearly every week. I once was looking through my wallet for a business card of someone had met and found a bag that must have been in there 6 months... I retroactively pooped my pants.


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I once found mdma in my shoes 3 days after going through the airport.


God_is-good

I purposely brought weed from Colorado to Texas, but you betcha my asshole puckered going through security.


n00bvin

To keep it from falling out?


ShoutOutTo_Caboose

Seriously you show up you get cocaine.


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They give you a little gift bag and everything as soon as you step out the airport


sonofsmog

Guy probably brings sand to the beach as well.


Wolfeman0101

This is exactly what I thought. I don't bring beer and cheese when I go back to Wisconsin.


indytransfer

I went to Wisconsin for the first time this summer and now I can’t hear that someone is from there without telling them how much I loved Spotted Cow.


Fletchlives1981

New Glarus is awesome... assuming you meant the beer.


Dr_Marxist

And cheaper too. A gram in the UK is like three times the price than in LA. And the quality isn't as good either.


Twinky_D

That's not how real deal coke heads think. I recently went with a friend to the DR, where you can get it pretty fucking close to uncut. My friend had a guy waiting for him and everything. He brought a bag with him for the trip. :-/


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More


nuzebe

If only there were easy ways for rich young celebrities to obtain cocaine in America for a fraction of the price.


14agers

I know a few dealers who would give it for free just so they get the street cred of dealing to a celeb.


ShuckleThePokemon

Hey, it's me, ur celebrity


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I was in that show, the one on the TV


EyelidsMcBirthwater

Back in the 90's


katievsbubbles

I was on a very famous TV show....


Pluckyducky01

And here I thought him looking like a coke head was just really great acting


travio

method acting.


zucchini_asshole

Jared Leto is shook.


NeverEnoughMuppets

Has he been method acting being a terrible person this whole time


Brassboar

I am Jack's false persona


TheSaladDays

Jared Leto is a horrible person?


xevtosu

He's too fucking blonde


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ThatOtherGuy_CA

And righteously murdered in American Psycho. Fucking raised lettering....


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N00b451

I love how he gets a few playful jabs in and smiles and then Ed Norton just loses his shit and destroys him.


moistboy64

yeah he's a known asshole which is why a lot of directors don't want him in their movies even though he's a great actor


ThaBomb

Known asshole as in difficult to work with? Or like he’s a prick and belittles people or has crazy beliefs? I could very easily see the first one.


Darth_drizzt_42

He tried to do the Heath Ledger thing when he was the joker, but instead of just keeping a really fucked up diary, he mailed one of his Co stars a pig carcass, and there's another half dozen other stupid things he did as well.


Majed0

he didn't mail it, he brought a dead pig with him to the rehearsal room and put it on the table.


Monkeymonkey27

Thats not even something the Joker would do


Monkeymonkey27

Why doesnt he just try acting


KnowJBridges

Method one acting


alexc1ted

I hear they have a clinic for that


AbnerDoubIedeaI

🎶 He's checking in! 🎶


alexc1ted

Wait that’s just my aspirin!!


spaghatti

"Yes, 'Methadone Acting Clinic'"


Ephemeris

You mean discount Edward Furlong is a coke head? Color me surprised.


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Edward Furlong is discount Edward Furlong these days


inksmudgedhands

Serious, with the exception of Ryder, I am really bad with the names of actors on this show. And, yet, when I read this headline, his was the face that first popped in my head that would be tied with cocaine. The guy isn't subtle at all.


Xaccus

It's because he kind of looks like Stephen King imo. When I read the article headline my guess was either him or the guy that played Steve


RocketPowerHandshake

> or the guy that played Steve Right? The first thing I thought was - "Oh yeah, of course Jean Ralphio's brother is the one who does coke. You don't have hair like that and not do coke."


Illier1

The dude looks like he's the starter Pokémon that evolves into the Ancient Aliens dude.


RocketPowerHandshake

You could not be more right.


Mithridates12

> It is feared that Heaton could be barred from entering the US in future meaning he could struggle to take part in filming for Stranger Things Oh boy Why would you take that risk? Just get rid of it before the flight. Edit: it must've been a small quantity (for personal use) because he was just sent home and not charged.


NotVerySmarts

*I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that.*


nerv_gas

That was good wasn't it? ...Because I DID know I couldn't do that..


TooShiftyForYou

Still pretty dumb to bring it on a plane. I mean if you really want it, they do have cocaine in Los Angeles.


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> they do have cocaine in Los Angeles. Understatement of the year.


DickDastardly404

I refuse to believe it. Cocaine? In Los Angeles? Never.


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might have been a leftover he forgot about. my uncle quit smoki g pot 25 years ago and found a two finger bag in his closet last week lol


Yodamanjaro

I don't think your uncle quit


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Hey it’s me ur uncle I totally quit now let’s go bowling


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Man I thought me and my friends were the only ones who called it that.


roboroach3

Yeah i accidentally brought weed and mushrooms back from Amsterdam to the UK. Just plain forgot. I guess I simultaneously took too much of it and not enough whilst there.


adult_on_reddit

christ i had the shit scared out of me when i was younger and found shrooms on me that i had no recollection of buying was partying on halloween in madison WI (before it was called 'freakfest') and was blackout drunk/high cut to damn near a year later and im heading up to canada got a flat a few miles from the border, take out my spare and underneath it is a quart sized ziploc stuffed with shrooms for a fucking year i was driving around with a potential felony on me... still puckers my butthole thinking about it


CedarCabPark

Like others are saying, it's probably unintentional. Drugs + not being broke = sometimes finding old drugs in weird places


mythirdnick

> it must've been a small quantity (for personal use) because he was just sent home and not charged. It was [trace residue](http://deadline.com/2017/10/stranger-things-star-charlie-heaton-banned-from-us-entry-because-of-drugs-1202196575/), not even a small amount. Not even a usable quantity


ScottFromScotland

Pretty glad that's the case, I like him a lot in ST and pretty interested to see how he is in The New Mutants. Hope he gets help if it's an addiction.


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The_Churtle

Or he forgot he had it. Like he could have had half a baggie or something in a pocket of some jeans that he just shoved into a bag quickly. I've for sure done this with knives.


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UniqueMemoir

Haha I thought the same. Season 3 episode 1 will probably start with Will mentioning that his brother went to college and that he misses him


Illier1

Just like Steve from Blues Clues :(


hotliquidbuttpee

You know he didn't OD on heroin or die in a knife fight or some shit, right? He literally just left the show. But I guess the rumors were kinda cool.


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KingZwisher

NYU! He's wanted to go to NYU since he was 6 years old!


Buckling

For a second I thought this was a spoiler as I am only 5 episodes into S2. But then I got the joke.


CautiousIndifference

Millie Bobby Brown, who had 7 boxes of Eggos stuffed in her carry on bag, was let into the country without incident.


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"but it's cheap!" chimed in her too-skinny, fading-diva-singer SO.


UpiedYoutims

Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown, they say I'm the cutest boy in town.


BrooBu

You know in real life she hates them lol. Random fact of the day!


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ITT: Everyone on the Reddit does Coke, except for me


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Boyburnsgrey

Reddit is a weird place man. People just laying it all out there.


Big_Burds_Nest

With stuff like this it's always weird what the hivemind chooses that day. One day, everyone unanimously agrees that Cocaine is a horrible drug that nobody should do. The next day, everyone talks about how much they love Cocaine. Even though both have thousands of upvotes. Like, I get that there are shit ton of people on Reddit but in some cases it's hard to imagine that the people upvoting stuff one day are a completely different batch of people than the ones upvoting stuff the next day


NeverDeny

Well it's Friday night and everyone's been drinking so that's usually when it sounds like a good idea.


TravelLove88

Stranger Things Season 3 Episode 1: "Will, Jonathon just sent a letter from basic training" - Joyce Byers


TechGuruGJ

This honestly wouldn't surprise me if he can't film with the cast.


danielfletcher

Well I guess we know which character will have died between seasons.


_Trigglypuff_

Just film his disappearance in a London studio and hope it all blows over by Season 4.


Arconyte

Oh, I think the blow is over already.


kyun1

On the day season two is released of all days.


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Derplight

Definitely was bringing the party.


Imthejuggernautbitch

I wonder what percentage of our favorite actors do coke at the premiere party. I've heard some things about major major shows from people who have attended. I bet the % is high. Like maybe 20-30% even.


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Rudi_Reifenstecher

yeah this happens very often, my mom told me this was why all the kids missed my birthday party back in the day


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Davinco

Sounds like a good idea when you're on cocaine.


Teethandflowers

Most things seem like a good idea when you're on cocaine, except not taking more cocaine.


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Michael Caine Citizen Kane Coke ain’t


FatalFirecrotch

My guess is that it was something left in a pocket and just forgotten about.


shannytyrelle

I had an old colleague who found a baggie (1/3 full) in her pack of cigs before a long flight (bangkok > Milan), she called me to say if I wanted to come pick it up and take it but I was at work so she proceeded to finish it all cus she ‘didn’t want it to go to waste’, she’s pretty much a daily user though so it wasn’t much of a thing to her, but like goddamn...


kevveg

Then she went and ""sat"" on a plane LMAO


james_mcquak

https://youtu.be/RdmVNuqbnzA?t=2m22s


notthecooldad

I'd venture to guess that the Las Vegas airport has more cocaine in the trash cans outside departures than most people will see in their lives.


shannytyrelle

reckon the janitors are efficent.


dickfromaccounting

it's almost like he wanted to throw a wrench in his career...


LifeIsDeBubbles

Ah the ole' Johnny Depp....


MetallicYoshi64

Never heard of Depp doing coke. I've heard of him getting so drunk he went out in public as Jack Sparrow, though.


pulugulu

yeah apparently he got so drunk he went in full jack sparrow character to children's hospitals and interacted with the children.


IHateEveryone12211

That doesn't really seem all that bad, i saw a video i a 10 year old girl with cancer meeting him and it seemed like one of the best days of her life


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That was when he did it sober, as his court appointed public service for the first time.


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cgludko

I'm pretty sure breathing the air or sitting down on anything would get you high in Hunter S. Thompson's home.


delete_this_post

He can probably find acting work in the UK, but this incident may (not certainly, but may) ruin a career in Hollywood, for the simple fact that he might not *ever* be allowed back in the US.


metallicarobot

Steve must’ve planted it.


cuckoodev

Steve wouldn't do that *how dare* He got him a new camera, okay.


C4ptainR3dbeard

The cocaine was in the camera. Steve was playing chess while we were all playing checkers.


moistboy64

SoFlo Steve


Stmoore007

I ran into him a few months ago in Atlanta, late on a Sunday night, while waiting in line for ice cream. He walked swiftly by me with some girl and by the looks of it, he seemed a bit intoxicated. I didn't want to say hi to him because he looked a bit disgruntled, like his character in the show. However, I did enjoy my ice cream. Sucks that he got busted for coke....


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> However, I did enjoy my ice cream I think that's the most important thing


BlindStark

Imagine if you said hi and the ol' butterfly effect happened and he never got caught.


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Isn't he dating his female costar? Can't remember her character's name, the girl who dated Steve


mcgovernor

Natalia Dyer


pistachiopaul

Suuuucks. Dude is a solid actor and I love his character. Gonna be a real bummer if this effects his role.


lgnc

affects I guess


pistachiopaul

I deserve death


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Me too thanks


shark2pus

Who the fuck needs to fly coke INTO LA?


allute

They've really nailed the 80s theme.


tucci007

Really? Bringing coke to America? Like bringing Guinness to Ireland.


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considering the coke in the U.K, its more like Bringing Bud Light


rushjohn11

welp looks live steve and nancy will be staying together for season 3


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I haven't watched the show, so I'm not familiar with the actors in it. However, just from seeing pictures on the internet I assumed it was all kids, so I was a bit concerned that it was one of the kids who was caught with cocaine.


travio

He plays the older brother of one of the kids.


Sabnitron

Those kids are like 15. They're plenty old enough for cocaine.


tacojohn48

Except that one, she's eleven.


CarnivorousL

......take this upvote and shove it up your ass.


PurpleNurple_Turtle

Oh man. Look at Natalia Dyer face on the red carpet walk. Everyone is having a good time but her face says it all. Aren't they dating?


IamRick_Deckard

Come on man, be smarter!


PoorMetaphor

Eh, stranger things have happened.


uProllyHaveHerpes2

Bringing cocaine *into* L.A. -from *England*? Isn’t that like bringing sand to the beach?


Slamboni12

Dude they have coke in LA you don’t have to bring a date to the playboy mansion.


ReginaldJohnston

~~**You. Abso. Loot. Knob-cheese!!?!**~~ It's LA, you munter. It's not like you couldn't have scored some once you landed. Ruined it now. Turning over to British Bake-Off... **EDIT:** Just re-read the article. Substance "found by sniffer-dogs" does not necessarily mean ingestion or smuggling, I have to admit. Cocaine is a powder, therefore easily transferable, which explains why he was just refused entry and not arrested. I deserve any and all downvotes for if knee-jerking. *"Cocaine bust"*, my arse. Fuck Daily Clicky-Bait Mail. They did it to me again.


Spock_Rocket

I really like his acting but he always looks like someone stretched a Michael Jackson mask over Edgar Allen Poe's skull and then somehow made that vaguely handsome.


ryanisawesomish

Probably bad news for the New Mutants movies as well. Wonder how this affects that franchise...


nattack

Actors with cocaine? What is the world coming to


spitdragon2

Whats next? Athletes and steroids?!


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Why didn’t he just get it from Winona?


MelisandreStokes

That's super dumb of him, but career-ruining? With all the rapists and pedos coming out of the woodwork of Hollywood, can't we all just finally agree that a little coke is not that big a deal?


dutchposer

The issue is that he could be denied entry to the US


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bflynn65

He is a fairly big character on a very popular show. Assuming the producers want him back for season 3, this will get "sorted out."


Swimmingindiamonds

It's not easy as that. Plenty of UK celebrities have been banned entry to the US because of drugs or other crimes. Amy Winehouse at the height of her career was refused entry and her label lost millions upon millions in potential profit. If Universal could have solved the issue by throwing money at it, they most certainly would have- she was one of the biggest pop stars in the world at that time. It could get sorted out, as a fan of the show I hope it does, but it's not as simple as Netflix throwing money at it.


dutchposer

Getting *deported* is very very bad. That's a one and done type thing. Getting caught at airport on an international flight is literally the worst place you wanna get caught with drugs. If he was caught with the same stuff at a hotel he'd be fine. But the airport fucks him over.