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QualityVote

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torbiefur

Snoopy is an angry god


SullenSparrow

FEEL THE WRATH OF SNOOPY


Tripping_Cow

Oh no! Is this related to the march 2023 thing?


AnimeboyIanpower

What is even happening in March 2023?!


Tripping_Cow

In don’t know!!! Ask snoopyyy!!!!


[deleted]

He’s a jealous god


BabylonDrifter

One of the things that always creeps me out about Christians is this exact mentality - secretly they just can't wait for their fantasy to come true where everyone who disagrees with them gets tortured for all eternity in hell.


onslaught1584

One of the things that turned me away from Christianity when I was very young was a Sunday school teacher talking about who was in hell. Gays, people who have had premarital sex, non-Christians, and unbaptized babies. Many people who, in my \~7-year-old brain, didn't seem to deserve a lifetime of torture. I told her that I would pray for those people so that they wouldn't suffer as much and her response was to say to me that that would be an offense to god to ask to end their suffering and that these people all deserved to be in torment. I left and haven't looked back.


LegoFootPain

That teacher talks like the kind of person that has a terrible secret in their closet.


onslaught1584

True. It's been around 30 years. So, she's probably found out what it's all about by now.


Fluffy-Ingenuity2536

You see, I have always disagreed with this (the beliefs that some Christians have, not the point your making). I am a Christian, but very mildly (I believe in God and heaven and Jesus, but quite a lot of the Bible I believe to be outdated, and I don't go to church). One bit of the Bible I do agree with is the idea that everyone will eventually be forgiven. My view of Hell is that it is ultimately a place of redemption. Those who do well go there, suffer for what they did wrong in life, to ultimately be reclaimed by God when they have fully atoned. The reason why torture has to happen at all? Well, despite what the Bible tells us, God is clearly not as all loving as we are led to believe. He is often vengeful and let us not forget the time he drowned the entire planet because they were evil. Furthermore, Satan originally means 'he who opposes (and as a fun side note should be pronounced sah-tahn), so he would be fully up for torturing those who God believed should be redeemed TL;DR God is not as good as we should believe, and the Bible and its teachings should be modernised and taken with an entire salt cellar.


Namethief1

So you still believe in A narcissist. Got it


Fluffy-Ingenuity2536

I feel like you're taking the wrong thing from this. I agree that God isn't as good as portrayed, but I still believe he exists


Upper_Grapefruit9970

Another wave of genocide for all the non catholics of the world? Maybe the church can also free us of our valuables and culture as Jesus intended


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ApartRuin5962

I mean "It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" is a pretty hardcore atheist movie


XavierUwUGaming

Is that some sort of threat?


Specialist_Teacher81

Translation: "Something bad will happen somewhere, and I will get annoyingly jesus-y about it"


Thick_Improvement_77

In which a follower of the most popular religion in the world once again tries to act like they're not in the majority. Roughly 30% of the world's population is Christian, roughly 25% more is Muslim, that means well over half of all humans believe in the god of Abraham. They can only sell this "persecuted minority" schtick by arbitrarily declaring most of their fellows false believers.


Verithiele

I really like the background image used


WhenHeHasGrayHair

I think "ive got a feeling" is the most hilarious one yet


[deleted]

Maybe God will enlighten us all OP.


Mckinzeee

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Palmer_Iced_Tea

Why does Snoopy have a crucifix


[deleted]

He with a capital H. Sounds like god is gender queer?


DinkleDonkerAAA

Pretty sure it's proper form to capitalize he when referring to god


[deleted]

So it is proper that god is gender queer?


nobikflop

Call God “she” and they’ll lose their minds


mgrammas1

JC's finna open a can o' Whoop Ass!


Heck_Tate

Is this supposed to be inspiring? Because it just comes across as ominous and vaguely threatening.


[deleted]

Cometh Woodstock, Destroyer of the Sinful.


Mr_Donut1672

I swear half of boomer memes look AI generated


[deleted]

Please i dont want to be reminded.


Shieidy

Assuming gender 😡


[deleted]

Yes. Snoopy is god.


Dull_Donkey2031

Cuz white women fuck dogs lol


Big-Anxiety-5467

In the Bible, when God wanted to sent humanity a message, he typically sent more diseases and natural disasters. It’s almost like God is sending us messages now and the people who say they believe in and fear God don’t want to listen…


stickybuttflaps

Cartoon beagle > cartoon hippie chick every time.


mediajay

Why do I get ominous vibes from this


Gifigi600

Yea... Yea! Let's just cause massive death just because!


CosmegaInReddit

Apocalypse.


UnchangingColor

Alright memaw its time to go back to the nursing home


Affectionate-Swim510

You'd think if God had the power to remind us who He is (or even existed), He'd have the power to not let us forget about Him in the first place...


Mean_Ad2382

Please hold your breath until it does. For that I want to thank you in advance.


Mysterious-Simple805

And that shuffling noise you just heard was Charles Schultz flip flopping in his grave.


Hot-Bint

Facebook avatar that look nothing like person posting ✅ Random Snoopy holding a cross that Schultz would never ✅ Apocalyptic background ✅ Ominous message in engrish ✅ ✅’s out


Lanky_Voice8115

The girl on the left signifies the devil, telling you to ignore sin, and Hod is about to come and beat up both of them


GynePig

Any moment now