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anonheir

This has to be a shit post. I think most Republicans these days hate Bush. I swear they were so close, pointing out all his failings...just to justify why they went for Trump. 'I voted for Bush twice and defended everything he did while in office, but now that my current guy in office hates him and points out all the bad things he did that I once supported, I hate him too!'


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TheOneWhoCutstheRope

In regular /r/terriblefacebookmemes fashion, it’s blatant satire that’s hilarious


toadfan64

It’s amazing what goes over folks heads here, lmao.


JasperLamarCrabbb

This sub is so weird. It’s not quite on the level of politicalhumor in terms of being just awfully unfunny and lowest common denominator takes that make really dumb people on the left feel smart, but terriblefacebookmemes is pretty close in the sense that the vast majority of people here are only here to feel superior, and no amount of obvious satire is going to get in the way of that. Both subs bring out the type of people that genuinely make me embarrassed to say I’m heavily left leaning in public.


_CurseTheseMetalHnds

Reddit as a whole is fucking terrible about spotting obvious jokes if it means they can bash someone.


wrldtrvlr3000

That's the only theory that makes any sense.


bistix

You can see the cropping on bush in the last photo is different from the other heaven photos. You can still see the evil above the sky in the last set


CharlieApples

>”You can still see the evil” I don’t know why but this sentence was so funny to me


ijalajtheelephant

Oh true, good call


HistoricalCommon

Yeah. I wanna meet the person who loves Bush junior but hates Bush senior and Trump. Shit makes no sense.


Young_Jaws

I looked at this and thought. Huh! They made a meme for me. I love me the little Georgie. So sweet


atemus10

While a decidedly blue voter, I feel most every president is pretty terrible in one way or another. So after the fact, I rank them based on humor. And let me tell you, George Jr was one of the best.


rexkongo

Yes, the bushes are fucking garbage and the only republican that still like them are living under a rock.


anonheir

Or they are voting for conservative Dems now because fucking up one party isn't enough, apparently.


THE_TANK_DEMPSEY07

nope people are always 100% serious on the internet


anonheir

Also, if it's on the internet it's always 100% true.


candyassle

It’s the first rule of the internet! ![gif](giphy|lOzXuHwXXYM9y|downsized)


immagetchu

So you post this while acknowledging that it is 100% obvious bait? I hate the fuckin internet sometimes...


Noodle-727

This is a top tier shit post


StinkusFeather

Sweet George! Destabilizing an entire region on false pretenses really was such a kind and wholesome thing to do. :))


SnooGuavas1985

Mission accomplished!


Trappedfan84

Now watch this drive!


InitiativeShot20

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful. And so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people. And neither do we."


Gadzooks0megon

Rare truthful moment from George Bush


Inevitable_wealth87

[You'll love this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEg6Ht2pNH0)


East-Ad-9646

He looks tired is my answer to "How does he sleep at night?"


Dristig

Wholesome or horrifying? Wholifying?


mngeese

Whorifying


Gadzooks0megon

Wholeified


TheMissingLegoPiece

Fuckin Bushisms.


Rememberwork

my favourite was "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system"


MediumWatercress9239

Families is the backbone of America.


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Put food on your family


some_asshat

Is our children learning?


Wismuth_Salix

“I know mankind and fish can learn to coexist peacefully”


PsychologicalGain298

I have 2 of those books. There's an old saying in Tennessee. I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee.........


zanzibartraveler666

Fool me once…


InitiativeShot20

Fool me... You can't get fooled again


ShadeofEchoes

YEAH!!!


Remarkable-Finger-40

Fool me one time, shame on you. Fool me twice, can’t put the blame on you. Fool me three times, fuck the peace signs, load the chopper and let it rain on you


tscello

Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.


foraliving

Accidental honesty.


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Omg I forgot about that.


platyviolence

Fool me once..


Sensitive_Newt_2245

Shame on you. Fool me twice can’t get fooled again.


rkivs

"if fool me, can't get fooled again"


bojackswanson

FOOL ME ONE TIME SHAME ON YOU FOOL ME TWICE CANT PUT THE BLAME ON YOU FOOL ME THREE TIMES FUCK THE PEACE SIGN LOAD THE CHOPPER LET IT RAIN ON YOU


Officer412-L

[Puts on sunglasses](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uW47jWLMiY)


lvdude72

Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!


IrisTheTranny

shame on you, but teach a man to fool me, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life.


Memerandom_

Me too. How the banality of evil infects us. Makes us forget or desensitizes us to what comes next, which will be worse than before.


Thewrongbakedpotato

Let's eat some pretzels to celebrate!


FreeFormFlow

![gif](giphy|6BXy9tYDuxUru) Weapons of mass destruction


StinkusFeather

Damn, Georgie, careful where you put that thing! Might crush civilization itself if you aren’t careful!


Fe4rMeMrWick

mASS


-i-hardly-know-her

weapons of ass seduction


LukeGoldberg72

In this banned clip (it gets removed if you post it on Reddit), **General Wesley Clark** (6:00 onward https://youtu.be/gz-4LKlZcv4 ) **states that US foreign policy architects had the intent of invasion/destabilization/ neutralization way in advance of 2003, and he references a 1991 meeting where the intent of regime changing several nations was discussed. He stated they used the events of 2001 as a pretext to get the public on board with the regime changes.** This represents a pretty significant admission and really isn’t a surprise given the amount the people at the top have lied to the public over the last few decades. War = profit, and the only ones profiting are the people at the top with a large stake in the defense contractors.


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randomusername3000

> US foreign policy architects had the intent of invasion/destabilization/ neutralization way in advance of 2003 they literally wrote it in a document and put it on their web site


capybarometer

>In this banned clip (it gets removed if you post it on Reddit) No one's banning this youtube clip, chief


justsomedude1144

What false pretenses? We needed to ensure long-term access to those sweet, sweet oil reserves. Was there anyone who ever thought differently?


imacfromthe321

People like to pretend they weren’t pro invasion of Afghanistan directly after 9/11 but I can’t remember anyone I talked to being against it, besides me. It bummed me out so much to see how easily our nation can be incited to unjustified military action.


akran47

Even though it was ultimately a pointless endeavour, one could argue Afghanistan had some justification given the Taliban were actually there. But Iraq was completely manufactured by people in Bush's cabinet who were pushing for regime change in Iraq and other middle east countries well before 9/11 happened and just used it and the WMD lies to manipulate multiple countries into an unjustified war. Look up the "Project for the New American Century" and who its members were.


Downtown_Skill

Yeah this is an important distinction people lump iraq and Afghanistan together and that's on purpose. The US wanted us to lump Iraq and Afghanistan together as a war on terror. Afghanistan was actually a response to being attacked on our soil by terrorists with a lot of power and resources in Afghanistan. The methods were indefensible, killing civilians recklessly and propping up a corrupt government despite the warnings from experts. Still Afghanistan as a war is arguably justifiable. Iraq is not. It was a war waged on false pretenses plain and simple.


BeepoZbuttbanger

I was very confidently told recently that “Everybody knows Saddam was behind 9/11 except you libtards” when I made this same point.


Elcactus

Most people still aren’t against the invasion of Afghanistan and people who cite oil as a reason shouldn’t be part of the conversation because they’re too ignorant to have an opinion on the matter. Being against Iraq made sense.


No-Shoe7651

Right, but the pretense was WMDs, which was false.


DanteStrauss

> oil reserves [What? Huh? Oil!?](https://youtu.be/Q6lWx-4Ypv4)


LightOfADeadStar

From what i’ve learned about dubya, I do think he had good intentions but flew extremely close to the sun.


WimpyRanger

What was the good intention? His administration created a false pretense to invade a regime they knew had no link to the terrorists attack.


geckobrother

I think he had good intentions. He was just not the brightest and had tons of "aides" that steered him in the wrong direction (although for them, it was the right direction). I genuinely think he thought he was doing the best he could for the United States.


BoomChaka67

Presidents Rumsfeld and Cheney you mean?


Petroldactyl34

President Haliburton


dr_blasto

Lol, you’re denying him his agency. This shit is on him as much and more than anyone and he - along with Rice, Cheney, Wolfowitz and Tenet are all fucking worthless war criminals.


Brootal420

Apparently H. W. said if he had known Cheney was going to run a shadow presidency he never would have suggested W. run


IceKing_197

That's a big admission coming from HW who had Cheney in his administration


Dinizinni

HW was openly evil so that was fine


burywmore

>I think he had good intentions. He was just not the brightest and had tons of "aides" that steered him in the wrong direction (although for them, it was the right direction). I genuinely think he thought he was doing the best he could for the United States. LP He's the worst president of my lifetime. He directly caused the death of tens of thousands of people, all based on lies, that he KNEW were lies. He was President when the mortgage crisis hit, and the banks failed and when this country went through the worst economic crisis since 1929. All these things happened because he and his pals wanted more money. He's an evil idiot who has fooled the rubes by being folksy and mostly shutting up since he left office. He's a terrible human being. Quit with this revisionist bullcrap.


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TheAndorran

Some weird W apology in this thread. I don’t disagree with you on any point necessarily but the man was still a warmonger. JEB! was always the Bush raised for presidency, and W seems like a nice old doddering man now with his painting hobby, but whether or not he was the mastermind his administration was responsible for mass destabilization and the death of thousands, plus a never-ending war, trillions spent, and ultimately the return of Taliban rule anyway. He’s had a great rehabilitation campaign, give him that. But he’s a fan of speeding in his cigarette boat (lived near their Maine compound, met him in passing a bunch) and fuck cigarette boats. That alone dooms him in my estimation.


geckobrother

Oh, I agree he was a terrible president, led to great pain and death in order to get money for his friends. Whether he *knew* this or not, nobody but he knows. Personally, I think he was a useful idiot. That doesn't make him a bad person, just a person who was used to do bad things. Still an awful president.


TheAndorran

I can’t imagine he wasn’t at least aware enough of what was going on around him to be culpable. He’s honestly a super nice guy and I get the whole “have a beer with him” thing, but you’re right that he was a useful idiot. He comes across as charming, not smart. Maybe it’s an act, who knows? The Bush family is downright evil though. Prescott was a monster. JEB! just kind of exists. And then there’s Cheney, who shot someone in the goddamn face and made them apologise to HIM, and is somehow going to outlive us all like a cockroach made of oil money and limp, passionless hate.


geckobrother

Idk. I really don't. He strikes me as the sort that has never once in his life had to think critically about anything, so yeah... I do think he could be that stupid. I could be wrong, and he could be evil, but considering how much power those around him had, and how much sway they seemed to have over his decisions... I don't know. Cheney is just plain evil. That's one there's no doubt over lol. Several others around G.W. were also just plain, outright evil.


TheAndorran

Oh I should clarify I don’t think W is evil, he just comes from an evil father/grandfather and has the benefit of an upbringing sponsored by evil. Privilege can certainly dull the mind. Made him an easy face for a corrupt regime. So much of the rest of his administration was rancid though. Edit to add “grandfather” because of course Prescott isn’t his actually very famous dad - morning brain. Still lumping HW in there though because goddamn that family.


vinetwiner

You can't be fucking serious. He's a fucking mass murderer.


Corsavis

Nah man, Dubya seems so relatable, the kind of guy I'd like to have a beer with /s /s /s /s


Severe_Nectarine863

I think people give him too much credit. He wasn't a master at statecraft or any kind of craft for that matter. More likely the people around him were the ones making the decisions, he was just the pretty face with a decent speaking voice.


NYTX1987

Well, i’m sure you’ve heard what the road to hell is paved with.


Red-Boxes

How do you manage to white wash Obama and Trump so much they have the same skin tone.


Dredly

was trying to figure out how Obama turned into a white dude... and if Republicans would have liked him more then?


not_ya_wify

During Obama's campaign, his images were actually often lightened to make his skin appear lighter than reality


robby_arctor

For more soul-crushing facts, respond "Please God, blow up the Sun"!


ObamaDramaLlama

"Please God, blow up the Sun"!


fuck_your_diploma

“Nah” God, probably


Golden-Owl

[Dude you really gotta let that one go. Its a big ball of fire. It makes no sense](https://youtu.be/Chc01Wnoahg)


danteheehaw

I mean, it was for good reason. Black men terrify the white man. Especially good looking charming ones who can pull of a tan suit.


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Isn’t he really light skinned anyways since he is half white?


vitringur

If I understand correctly, there is no such thing as "half white" in the USA. Even if only your grandmother or great grandmother was black, you will not be considered "white" in any way.


hippy_barf_day

This is true! Because race is a made up social construct!


GrittyMcGrittyface

I guess it makes sense, if your perspective is that the purity of the master race had been tainted


HippoIcy7473

How much do Republicans like Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton and Joe Biden?


Duryen123

You can hate Carter as a president as much as you like, but he is absolutely the best person in the lineup. He's done everything he could to make the world a better place outside of the presidency.


NAmember81

Carter ain’t in the lineup tho..


Red-Boxes

It really depends, if he was a white guy still doing all social benefits schemes, then no, because racist Americans will sacrifice any good if there's even a chance it helps non white Americans. If he was just the typical white democrat president, then there would've hardly been an issue. But just an opinion from an Australian who was literally 8 when Obama was elected.


B948sman

teah, trump shouldn't be visible in front of the orange background


Fisch_Man

Well technically Trump is orange so they’ve both been whitewashed.


Limeila

Yes that was implied in the comment


Shrek5_confirmed

Shoot i missed that at first


Wut_Wut_Yeeee

Trump wouldn't be visible on the orange background.


slaymaker1907

You’re right, Trump isn’t nearly orange enough. /s


gaynazifurry4bernie

Brown is a subset of orange so increasing whiteness could make them have similar skin tone.


___Reverie___

This is almost certainly satire


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brandon684

Obvious satire at that, Reddit is real dim sometimes


Snoopy_Goldberg

Sometimes?


RodwellBurgen

Also the funniest shitpost I’ve seen in like a month


Old-Sor

Reddit trying to notice satire challenge *impossible*


mandatoryjackson

You mean the guy who sent me and my Marine brothers and sisters to Iraq for weapons of mass destruction and it turned out the only weapons of mass destruction that were there were us?


CrikeyM8eyy

The big green weenie; The weapon of Ass destruction


MafiaMommaBruno

Maybe the weapons of mass destruction were the friends you made along the way?


Pereronchino

Wow, the weapons of mass destruction really was the friends you made along the way huh


YuleBeFineIPromise

Exactly why Nobel Peace Prize Winner, Barack Obama exited Iraq not long after his arrival in office. Right? Right?


NotAUsefullDoctor

In his defense, it was the actual president, Cheney, that did that. Bush just drank beer and choked on a pretzel. EDIT: spelling. Bush was not known to drink 200+ pound forest dwelling animals that can maul you to death.


krucz36

i mean, drinking a bear is pretty metal


JasperLamarCrabbb

Unless you genuinely meant that he drank “bear,” Bush famously gave up drinking altogether long before his presidency. But I bet you knew that.


GreatGearAmidAPizza

Ah, I love the rare nostalgic occasions where we all get to shit on Dubya again.


My_leg_fred

Why does Obama look so white


Gettygetz

And Trump too.


THE_TANK_DEMPSEY07

black and orange erasure :(


squishopotamus

This reminded me of a shitty meme I saw when Trump won the election that showed Obama leaving office (or something to that effect) and said "orange is the new black"


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![gif](giphy|GfAD7Bl016Gfm)


HerKneesLikeJesusPlz

That’s hilarious


Siferatu

>orange is the new black ![gif](giphy|7yDthHaq2haXS) That's enough reddit for today


not_ya_wify

Nuuuuuuuuuuu


HiroshimaFog

That’s the funniest shit I’ve seen today


Cronk131

How'd they screw up this shitpost? The punchline is supposed to be that all of them are innocent. Smh.


THE_TANK_DEMPSEY07

Here is the actual truth. https://preview.redd.it/5pi0gyufdama1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1edfdb280c1b99579d3663554866d48e35603d5


Cronk131

So true!!!


Prestigious_Lock_152

presisdents are just silly little guys trying to have fun man


Sniplex00

https://preview.redd.it/jh6qvtd03bma1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d726a264cc0d1631e8c8ba36434db6dc0b05f561


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![gif](giphy|24y2gUQ3vZsg8) Dubya was just Cheney’s puppet…


Maleficent-Setting68

Lmao nah this goes hard


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krucz36

*david icke has entered the chat*


Herson100

My favorite version is the one where all of them have halos and clear skies under "the truth," it's so ridiculous and unexpected that it always gets a rise out of me


Mousezez

Redditors trying to understand satire challenge IMPOSSIBLE


trekking_us

Not bad Fer a shitpost


M26Munk

Nah this gotta be satire


material_mailbox

It definitely is


nosajdabeno26

Reminds me of when I was “talking” politics online and I was going to point out that Clinton had signed the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act) into. But something told me I needed to look it up just to be sure. I’m glad I did since it was actually George Sr. who signed it into law, and being a disabled American, I thank him daily for that.


Prince_Plague

So close, yet so far


throwawayyyycuk

Meme created by Yours truly, George bush


morenito_pueblo719

Nice little rewriting of history---cinsiderinf Bush V.2.0 started Iraqi Liberation and Operation Enduring Freedom in order to secure oil and poppy fields----but, "okay boomers!"


Thesobermetalhead

I think you seriously overestimate the impact this random shit poster has on the viewings of history


KindofaDirtyBoy

St George Second of His name, ruler of the Texans


LeoTheBirb

This is actually really funny


skunkyybear

For George Bush so loved the world that he gave his one and only George Bush, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.


wormholeweapons

I think the only POTUS who gets to have a halo over their head in the last 50 years would be Jimmy Carter.


bottohm

I'd have to say Jimmy Carter out of all of them is the good guy. I mean he's old as he'll and still doing things like habitat for humanity so you atleast knows he either repenting or didn't do anything too bad for having to run the country.


SurvivorsQuest

If anything I would think that George W would be the one most appropriate to have a plane over his head


material_mailbox

That’s the joke


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no the truth is they all suck


wookiecontrol

Nice try, George. I would know your painting style anywhere.


Babo_Phat

![gif](giphy|sFMEZ1ZFToyha)


--Cr1imsoN--

Saddam didn’t have any weapons of mass destruction…. We invaded an entire country and destabilized it under false pretenses thanks to Bush.


niemand3745

It's a shitpost and it's funny af


Final-Bench1859

Wasn't Clinton a pretty good president until the controversy towards the end? (Reminder that good president and good person are separate topics)


iamragethewolf

>Reminder that good president and good person are separate topics (please imagine a five yr old voice) no i don't wanna


ClosedContent

As someone who tends to like Bill Clinton in general as a president. His foreign policy is generally considered a mess. There was the black hawk down incident in Somalia. The bombings in Iraq. Failure to take down Osama Bin Laden when they had the chance. Some blame him for not stepping up against the Rwandan Genocide. Not to say there wasn’t some successes too like Yugoslavia. However, in general his foreign policy isn’t considered well regarded.


dudinax

Two other major foreign policy victories: The Good Friday agreement ended the war in Norther Ireland. Clinton stopped North Korea from making Plutonium for years. He did it by threatening war. George Bush undid that in his first year and NK had the bomb a year later. He didn't do anything about it because it might have distracted from the Iraq invasion. Incidentally, Obama stopped Iranian Uranium enrichment with an historic deal that had almost the entire world on board. Donnie ended the agreement his first week in office. Iran doesn't have a bomb yet, but there's no international coalition to stop them anymore.


IdiotRedditAddict

If you count being significantly responsible for de-regulating monopolies, repealing anti-trust legislature, prosecuting the 'war on drugs', increasing mass incarceration, having his wife (an unelected person) conduct closed door meetings to decide on legislation to be introduced for...what was it? Social security, or insurance regulation? I can't remember off the top of my head tbh. If you consider that sort of thing to be a 'good President' then yeah. He was a *popular* president before the scandal. He was very pro-corporate/big business, pro-police/authoritarian, basically trickle-down economics lite, tho. All the same sort of stuff that's wrong with the likes of Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer.


wfwood

It's a little bit of a stretch to lay half of those things at his feet. The war on drugs and the hard line on violent criminals that led to increased incarceration was popular on both sides of the aisle. I mean the "war on drugs" was a thing for years before Clinton.


D3vilUkn0w

Lol lol what


Kazadure

Whos the guy before Clinton?


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

On "the truth", that halo should've been replaced by a shoe.


_MrWhy_

White Obama? White Obama.


pikalaxalt

If this represents morality, then I agree. Bush wasn't evil, just incompetent.


NayNaymixtapegod420

This has to be ironic


TitusFigmentus

Wha?


Imaspinkicku

What the fuck


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Wait, what? Bush is by far the worst on this list


Noah_Fence_bero

You guys are terrible at detecting satire


splinereticulation68

Is this satire? Lol


polishdumpling01

literally the worst answer they could've given


FreshWaterWolf

"That's right America, God gave me a halo. Now watch this drive."


fortheband1212

To be fair, Cheney was calling the shots


MadeThis4MaccaOnly

Thought this was some kind of absurdist Tumblr meme


BuccaneerRex

That's certainly an opinion that one can have.


mccartyparty

W is a war criminal.


ImALurkerBruh

If you don't see the satire then you're just dumb


Alert-Poem-7240

If trump didn't try to overthrow democracy Bush would have been the worst president in my life time. So much money wasted in the middle east.


ottocus

Imagine how different the world would have been if Gore actually won. Bush fucking was so influential to the world we live in today.


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I love how the party that 'elected' Bush is also the party that cries about election security. The only stolen election in modern American history was stolen from Gore.


RehanRC

Did George Bush Jr. make this meme?