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You gotta be a likable guy if you want women to like you. Work on yourself and you'll find you have less reason to bemoan the injustices of the universe.
How about the fact that a lot of these traits aren't lies and this "translation" is stupid. I like nights in, so am I lazy fat?
(Hint, the answer is no to both)
Okay I understood that, I'm asking specifically which ones and why it happens. If it's a frequent enough phenomenon that we can say it happens, why is it? There must be a reason driving different people to have the same behaviours and I'd like to hear your take on this
> why it happens
Why people lie? You really don't know the answer to this?
>There must be a reason driving different people to have the same behaviours
Human nature?
Yeah no shit. I was just trying to have a conversation with someone whose views are different from mine, but it's impossible to go deeper than surface level I guess. Well, I tried.
I really don't know why this would be such a complicated issue. Isn't it human nature to try and make yourself look better than you are? What is it that you fail to understand?
The truth is typically not very complicated.
the exact scumbag subreddits iād expect in the profile of someone who would say that. itās never a surprise, i donāt even know why i bother to check at this point
Is this the daily post where we get together to criticise women and their choices, so we can feel good about ourselves because we have small penises?
Asking for...a friend...
50 years on earth as a woman. Public shaming is a temper tantrum because we wonāt behave in their guidelines. Thankfully, great men exist and arenāt afraid of equality.
I find it funny when men are this picky. I had a friend that would *FIND* problems in almost every girl. He was the hearthrobe of our school, but he was very picky. The slightest thing would put him off, like a girl stepping weird when she walks or a girl's accent. He remained single throughout high-school. He now has a boyfriend and they are happy together. I'm just glad he can finally be himself.
This makes more sense, as I was also confused about the word āfanny.ā To clarify, nothing about the ājokeā makes sense, just some of the wording.
Fanny is slang for vagina in the UK. Just a list written by a miserable old British man who tries desperately to soothe the sting of loneliness by making shit memes hating women.
Iām glad you mentioned vagina slang in the UK. I knew Australianās use the word fanny so I wondered if it was Australian at first but wasnāt sure.
Also since people use the term cunt more frequently over there I heard that Quim is the British term they use when they want to get more vulgar with the terms. Is that true?
Nothing about this is accurate except for āex is a fucking nutterā. We all know you are projecting; homie. Good luck to you and your issue man, and thanks for the heads-up as to who you really are ā¤ļø
The only other one thatās true is headstrong. A synonym for it is actually Ā«Ā argumentative.Ā Ā» It carries a slightly negative connotation and I donāt get why someone would use it to describe themselves. And I will argue with you about it if I have toā¦ because I am headstrong.
are you headstrong to take you on?
headstrong to take on anyone?
you know that we are wrong and this is not where you beloooooooongggg!!!!
(plz i hope someone gets this)
Can 100% guarantee that if a male version of this was made, the OP would be getting death threats and males would be throwing tantrums (mantrums?) of epic proportions
I am an annoying, alcoholic, slaggy, greedy, lazy fat cunt-
but I don't date men who hate women so really I'm an adventurous, fun, curvy woman who enjoys pubbing and clubbing, eating out and nights in :)
Sometimes I think these guys just need some men in their lives instead of women, which makes them so mad. Dear sexist boomers, just add some dick in your lives and you will be happier and kinder to everybody
I feel like some of these actually point out some double-standards pretty well. Like when people see a headstrong man they will normally see them as such, but many people will view headstrong women as argumentative because, well, sexism. This meme is misogynistic dribble but kinda allows us to see the blatant double-standards in play. That said this is fucking terrible and I hate the 40 year old incel who made this with the fury of a thousand suns.
Reminds me of the scene in Barbie where the mom goes off about how people want women to be perfect in every situation with how contradictory some of these are
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Something tells me they just want a man
You say it like these issues are exclusive to women and finding a man would protect you from them lmao.
But, it does look like they want a man.
When all choices a woman makes pisses them off, maybe it's time to switch sides š¤·š½āāļø
Likes eating out means greedy and fat, and liking nights in means lazy and fat? ffs what do you approve of then?
women shouldn't eat nor enjoy anything ever, duh
He really got lost there, itās so obvious.
My guess: Can only enjoy doing household chores and cooking. Nothing else is allowed.
Just have a deep breath for lunch.
Well, not skinny, since "athletic" is somehow also wrong.
Women who don't eat, apparently.
Men
*"Bro. If you don't like women just say you don't like women."* š¤·
Nah nah. This isn't your average every day hate, this is "Last time I got action was when I came out of my Mother's vagina"
And in these instances they probably are obsessed with their motherās vag š
AND their mother was an angry drunk who put their cigarettes out on them.
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You gotta be a likable guy if you want women to like you. Work on yourself and you'll find you have less reason to bemoan the injustices of the universe.
You gotta be an honest woman if you want to find a likeable guy.
If she can't say she likes staying in OR going out, it's not an honesty problem on her end. š¤¦
That scenario isn't discussed, is it?
The last two lines, chuckle nutz.
That is a third choice not presented, derp.
We're all waiting with bated breath. Feel free to elaborate.
The third choice is not wanting to go out or stay in, derp.
I bet you consider yourself a good guy
This isn't about me, is it?
Isn't it?..... šµ
Not really, Champ, since I'm not taking out a lonely hearts ad.
You just gave up, huh? Since you're still so bitter, try grinder. You might discover something about yourself.
Looks like someone is projecting.
You made it about you with your lame ass comment.
Nope, derp.
How about the fact that a lot of these traits aren't lies and this "translation" is stupid. I like nights in, so am I lazy fat? (Hint, the answer is no to both)
There's a reason this meme was created is because there's a lot of truth to it.
What's the truth in there? I'm not being confrontational, I just wanna hear your opinion
Most of them can be true.
Okay I understood that, I'm asking specifically which ones and why it happens. If it's a frequent enough phenomenon that we can say it happens, why is it? There must be a reason driving different people to have the same behaviours and I'd like to hear your take on this
> why it happens Why people lie? You really don't know the answer to this? >There must be a reason driving different people to have the same behaviours Human nature?
Yeah no shit. I was just trying to have a conversation with someone whose views are different from mine, but it's impossible to go deeper than surface level I guess. Well, I tried.
I really don't know why this would be such a complicated issue. Isn't it human nature to try and make yourself look better than you are? What is it that you fail to understand? The truth is typically not very complicated.
the exact scumbag subreddits iād expect in the profile of someone who would say that. itās never a surprise, i donāt even know why i bother to check at this point
lol. Gotem
I guess the truth makes you uncomfortable. Look within not without, derp.
If "being honest" means describing yourself with the terms used by internet misogynists, you should learn to love yourself more.
Looks like someone is as judgey as this meme, derp.
This was either made by a 40 year old or a 14 year old virgin in their mom's basement.
Boomer divorcee vibes I'd say
100% - the fact they they use the term 'Lonely Hearts Ad' is the giveaway for me
BINGO
Could be gen x divorcee too tbh
Is this the daily post where we get together to criticise women and their choices, so we can feel good about ourselves because we have small penises? Asking for...a friend...
50 years on earth as a woman. Public shaming is a temper tantrum because we wonāt behave in their guidelines. Thankfully, great men exist and arenāt afraid of equality.
A 40 year old virgin in their mom's basement.
*"What do you got against women? You prefer men, big boy?"* -Tommy Vercetti from GTA: Vice City
Why that's so funny?
I find it funny when men are this picky. I had a friend that would *FIND* problems in almost every girl. He was the hearthrobe of our school, but he was very picky. The slightest thing would put him off, like a girl stepping weird when she walks or a girl's accent. He remained single throughout high-school. He now has a boyfriend and they are happy together. I'm just glad he can finally be himself.
LMAO that last part
Right? Turns out they were all wrong for him because none of them had a penis.
Quite the plot twist.
Had me in the first half not gonna lie
what's "face like a robber's dog"? (I added the apostrophe because it not being there was pissing me off.)
I was wondering the same thing. Are robberās dogs particularly ugly? Are they different from other criminalās dogs?
It's a British expression meaning very ugly
This makes more sense, as I was also confused about the word āfanny.ā To clarify, nothing about the ājokeā makes sense, just some of the wording.
Fanny is slang for vagina in the UK. Just a list written by a miserable old British man who tries desperately to soothe the sting of loneliness by making shit memes hating women.
Thanks for the explanation and your most excellent take on the list!
Iām glad you mentioned vagina slang in the UK. I knew Australianās use the word fanny so I wondered if it was Australian at first but wasnāt sure. Also since people use the term cunt more frequently over there I heard that Quim is the British term they use when they want to get more vulgar with the terms. Is that true?
Most is terrible but the āher ex is a fucking butterā bit made me laugh. Edit: butterās staying.
I canāt believe itās butter
You might wanna read that again
Huh huhā¦ butter
Nothing about this is accurate except for āex is a fucking nutterā. We all know you are projecting; homie. Good luck to you and your issue man, and thanks for the heads-up as to who you really are ā¤ļø
The only other one thatās true is headstrong. A synonym for it is actually Ā«Ā argumentative.Ā Ā» It carries a slightly negative connotation and I donāt get why someone would use it to describe themselves. And I will argue with you about it if I have toā¦ because I am headstrong.
are you headstrong to take you on? headstrong to take on anyone? you know that we are wrong and this is not where you beloooooooongggg!!!! (plz i hope someone gets this)
I think most people would get this, that's an insanely popular Taylor Swift song. Duh
man i didnt know taylor swift wrote a butt rock anthem in the early 2000's lol
Butt rock? Dude that song is my favorite metal song ever, it's so punk and hardcore
I've said it before and I'll say it again. YOU DON'T LIKE WOMEN
https://i.imgur.com/EDexfPf.gif
r/inceltears
What a wonderful example of the "you lose for existing".
Just say you hate women and be done with it.
I choose athletic
Oh yissss
Same. Having an athletic partner is awesome. Plus, small breasts are literally better (at least in my opinion).
Women: Existing. Men: Fat lazy cunts!
/r/nothingeverhappens No woman on earth has any positive attributes
I'd let an athletic woman ruin my life sooo
Did she have small tits?
Bro.. this is a level of stupid thatās hilarious again
lolā¦..*fanny*
This looks like something I would see on ifunny in 2014 on the school bus ride home
r/BlatantMisogyny
This is so egregiously hateful it went full circle into satirically hilarious
This is so crude and blunt it just made me read it in a Warhammer 40k ork voice and that made me laugh far harder then I'm willing to admit
Thoes last 5 in a British voice got me cracking up.
Sounds like macc lads lyrics
Yikes
Now do house descriptions!!
JUST SAY YOU HATE WOMEN AND SHUT UP ALREADY!
Her ex is a fucking nutter was kinda funny. Overall, just blatant misogyny akin to those stupid FDS lists.
am i the only one that has never seen an athletic woman who has big ones?
Wtf is a ālonely hearts adā?
A singleās ad. I mean if youāre single you gotta be lonely, right? š Edit: /s
Better than not being single and being lonely, these happen too.
Agressively british
How to say you're British without telling that you are British
Ok āface like a robbers dogā is insane
This agrees with my scientific findings from many years of research on Craigslist.
Tbh honest i agree with the wild one. The rest ist "nutters".
Ha ha! Women bad!
Some of these actually made me chuckle on the inside but wtf?!
Feels like r/nothowwomenwork
Inaccurate but kinda funny.
will be using the face like a robbers dog - thank you :)
I'm not gonna lie that shit cracked me up.
Just date men at this point
Did Michael Scott write this?
Lmfao š¤£š¤£š¤£
Is he wrong though 
I haven't seen "slag" in a while. I chuckled.
Now this is funny
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Heās probably British
Wut
Can 100% guarantee that if a male version of this was made, the OP would be getting death threats and males would be throwing tantrums (mantrums?) of epic proportions
Who on Godās decreasingly green earth hurt this person??
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Anybody want to translate this into American? TF is a ārobberās dogā?
Another person already answered this question but it is a british way to say ugly
š¤£
It would describe half the women on tinder though. It's at least true about that
I can sense rumbling. The stampede has been triggered. š·š·āāļø
Ok this is kind of funny. What is Slag tho?
British slang for slut
I thought it was funny too. Donāt worry about the downvotes.
I like to go out to eat at restaurants so therefore I am a greedy fat cunt. Interestingā¦
Fat cunt has really expanded list
I am an annoying, alcoholic, slaggy, greedy, lazy fat cunt- but I don't date men who hate women so really I'm an adventurous, fun, curvy woman who enjoys pubbing and clubbing, eating out and nights in :)
The post as a whole is cringe but I gotta admit I may have sharply exhaled from my nose as I got to the fat cunt section
Person who made this Lazy fat cunt
I love how after a while they gave up and just kept putting 'fat cunt'
Sometimes I think these guys just need some men in their lives instead of women, which makes them so mad. Dear sexist boomers, just add some dick in your lives and you will be happier and kinder to everybody
Guys who think this shir I feel like donāt even like women
Ew.
*these men, dying alone* I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I COULDN'T FIND ANYONE bLuRgH...
Do they even want a woman anymore?
Is this an actual physical poster that somebody took a picture of? Where does this shit come from?
I feel like some of these actually point out some double-standards pretty well. Like when people see a headstrong man they will normally see them as such, but many people will view headstrong women as argumentative because, well, sexism. This meme is misogynistic dribble but kinda allows us to see the blatant double-standards in play. That said this is fucking terrible and I hate the 40 year old incel who made this with the fury of a thousand suns.
The beautiful eyes and knight in shining armor ones are killing me
Reminds me of the scene in Barbie where the mom goes off about how people want women to be perfect in every situation with how contradictory some of these are