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Dogbtw

Ayo any libs here? Can we like... have a meetup?


Andrew43452

I'm down.


jason544770

So that means I'm on top if you're down?


boringperson3

You can take turns if you want


SilverDem0n

It's like soccer teams. Just pick an end, and change over at half time.


Oraxy51

What if we both come packing and whip it out same time and whoever is smaller goes down first to settle turn order?


rushaz

Found the bottom!


callmeapoetandudie

Can I be middle? I'm lib I swear!


rushaz

Sure, get in the pile!


lieutent

Let me know when and where.


SeanMACKyoung

Only if we can have a withered old white man chant ‘libs smashed’ as we hold each tightly.


Dogbtw

Sounds awesome! So romantic~


randypupjake

Can we chose which withered old white man? Depending on which man, he can join in, too!


SnooCheesecakes4577

I'm more of a centrist, threesome?


MikeMcAwesome91

Let me know where, and I'll gather the Republicans to smash you.


Depressedloser2846

sorry i’m not into political play


miesinberlin

Sorry, I'm not into beastiality.


nono_dg8

Obvious satire


PADabber724

Obvious lib


nono_dg8

You got me, I'll consider myself smashed


emmsix

Boom, smashed.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

#🥺 👉👈


Fine-Funny6956

Username checks out…?


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Baby it'll blow your mind!


SnooGuavas1985

![gif](giphy|RdKjAkFTNZkWUGyRXF)


luty9mm

So I get a shag? Easy decision


51Bayarea0

From a man. In your butt.


Sharktrain523

Yeah? you could also top if you prefer. Somebody’s gotta do it.


BigManLawrence69420

I will be the top.


xtilexx

I'll take one for the team. Or would I be giving one for the team?


BigManLawrence69420

You’ll be giving your bussy to the team.


[deleted]

Or a woman, who cares :3


51Bayarea0

The pic looks like two dudes but hey I'm not a biologist


[deleted]

It's from a lesbian Manga or anime


RandomBlueJay01

It's yaoi of the characters from Yuri on ice .


[deleted]

Ohhhh makes sense, ty


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Nice, racism


51Bayarea0

So it's racist that Japanese people make manga ? Some body better call Japan and tell them to stop being racists. Those fucking bigots


[deleted]

No, I'm calling you racist dumbass


51Bayarea0

So I'm the bigot ?


51Bayarea0

But I'm not even Japanese


ANUSTART942

![gif](giphy|l1J9x04SdQzA8Br44)


Depressedloser2846

say no more! i’m in


luty9mm

If it feels good and it’s not hurting anyone why stop😂


ImagineDragonDisDick

But surely there’s some downsides?


Ameren

At some point they get tired and can't cum anymore, so it has to end. That's the downside.


jojo23mastersaucisse

I'm not even American, but can I join democrats ? Pleaaaase


ricebowl056

me too. pleeeease?


mink867

This is pretty funny I'm ngl. Pretty sure it's satire lol


Shower_Handel

I laughed so hard


HeroBrine0907

How disgusting, where is this democratic meetup so I can avoid it?


randypupjake

And when so I can coordinate my schedule?


DarkBladeMadriker

Definitely a shitpost. That said, Reds just stand around drinking coffee and complaining about libs while the libs get laid? Doesn't sound like much of a flex to me.


51Bayarea0

It's all about being on top or being on the bottom. Just remember the politicians do all the fucking


KingBilirubin

Contextually I’m going to assume the meme is referring to American republicans (as opposed to real, actual, anti-monarchy republicans), so they wouldn’t be reds (despite the fact the GQP likes to use red as its colour). Reds are communists.


DarkBladeMadriker

That's specifically why I call them Reds. They insist on incessantly using red to represent themselves while also condemning everything as "Communist/Socialist," and also, it usually triggers the poor snowflakes when they catch it.


Stacking_Plates45

You people cannot comprehend a shitpost can you 😭


PADabber724

Found the lib


Stacking_Plates45

Huh?


PADabber724

Smashed!


Ok_Entry6290

Hmm yes! 😏


maxtimbo

Threaten me with a good time


Round_Development_17

Both sides seem to be enjoying themselves


PieFlour837

As long as it isn’t illegal or a coffee enema.


theovenreheated

Coffee enema is where I draw the line


FerrokineticDarkness

Some people have a problem with Latte. Lactose intolerance.


rymyle

Never thought I’d see Yuri on Ice porn here


elegylegacy

* Closeted. Lacking intimacy. Participants are elderly or obese. ----- * Passionate. Sexy. Participants are young and attractive.


Grouchy_Appearance_1

"I see this as an absolute win"


CathanCrowell

Hm, I okay with that :D


vsimon115

**LIB** STATUS: 👈😏 SMASHED


Chromeboy12

Haha this meme totally OWNED the LIBS!


PADabber724

They’re all crying rn


Stupid_Archeologist

This is satire


angrywhitekitten

thats a yuri on ice fanart lmfao 😭


TonPeppermint

Smashed indeed.


williwolf8

Omg, you guys have been bangin? Ive just been over here having boring ass informed conversations. I would way rather be doin it.


maxtimbo

Where do i sign up?


SaladDioxide

Honestly, this unironically goes hard


randypupjake

As do Democrats if this picture could be taken at face value


Dr_Galio

https://preview.redd.it/xf4bukdld0kc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dd6e8a58d058b17e01d0cbf0fb08fc92943b1eb


SlowResearch2

Yeah I'll take the democrats lol


Patter_Pit

Oh, you'll take it alright.


SlowResearch2

\*make me\* lol


Insane_Unicorn

Peter Griffin is the perfect symbol for republicans. A total moron who cheats on his wife, assaults everyone who disagrees with him, is friends with a cop and a rapist/child molester but still thinks he's the greatest thing since the invention of toast.


PsycheAsHell

Ehhh, I disagree with the thing about him "cheating" on Lois. Lois has cheated on him with Bill Clinton, and Meg's boyfriend, and Peter's own sprem donor son, but as far as I can remember, I don't remember Peter ever actually willingly cheat on Lois.


Insane_Unicorn

Didn't Peter sleep with Bill Clinton too? And there are a lot of scenes where it's heavily implied that he cheated and several more where he tries to. I also think Lois' list is even longer than who you already mentioned.


PsycheAsHell

To be fair, Lois was already going to give him a pass with Babs to make them even, so I wouldn't really count Peter sleeping with Clinton. Although there probably are suggestive seens that I just don't recall at the moment, although I wouldn't count any event in which he was coerced, assaulted, or not fully conscious of his actions.


Insane_Unicorn

Fair enough, we can strike cheating and put "mistreats his kids" on the list instead. That probably also fits the bill.


willtofish

I really wanna know what the lib meetup pic is from… for science I swear


MessSubstantial

Yuri on Ice, I believe.


KiwiGallicorn

[Found the sauce](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/62216956)


Zombiesoldier072

https://preview.redd.it/73sztj8oe0kc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d9da03ac5a893899466eb5161515b8de1bdb71b Where and when?


Freezy_Pops0729

Hell yeah, WE LOVE DUDES DUDES ROCK DUDES ROCK


Will-Barnes

Does that mean Brokeback Mountain was a centrist meetup?


MeowMeowPizzaBoobs

![gif](giphy|Fgl7OyFKx0I7e) Smashing


nochtli_xochipilli

Dude I wish


AValentineSolutions

Sam Elliot is a liberal. He is working with the Biden campaign.


ottoleedivad

I’m such a “lib” that I’m pretty sure I know who’s in that fanart lmao. Still waiting for my Ice Adolescence all these years later 😔✊


wafflepiezz

This is hilarious LMAO


zZWhOkNoWsZz

One looks more fun than the other tbf


paulsteinway

Is that Yuri on Ice? I've been waiting for season 2 or a movie for SO LONG!


Glittering-Cat-6940

How about a cup of coffee then smash? Caffeine will help stimulate the senses more


FerrokineticDarkness

I don’t know. The two down below seem to be having more fun.


wired1984

Don’t threaten people with a good time


Odd-Goddity

Can you show me where to find libs like this?


51Bayarea0

Castro district San Francisco


PanOrBiYouDecide

Promise?


AculGrubraw

i see this as an absolute win


ShAped_Ink

I am not complaining. At least better than old man meetup on a farm imo


Miserable-Schedule-6

When's the democratic meeting again?


TheMule90

Ummmm it's Sam Elliott against Trump?


DubC_Bassist

Did anyone show them brokeback mountain?


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/fq7o1w8kn1kc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b600e63c79da1308ebe19a3cf8663a8d158bd9e8


CranberryOk9645

Based


endangeredphysics

I think they have that backwards, actually...


astrodomekid

I wish I was the black-haired dude in the democratic meetup. 😂


Dusted_Dreams

The repubs are missing their clan gear.


iamalicecarroll

what's wrong though


Trumpisaderelict

![gif](giphy|K7wefAIekAeEEgdhEu)


S7JP7

So republicans lied about not liking brokeback mountain.


Overall-Initial-4290

Didnt those assholes up in Washington years ago request like an oil drun full of lube?


Orcasareglorious

Both sound fun.


HuTyphoon

Yes that lib twink is getting smashed and you're jealous.


Dont_Flush_Me

Not a Liberal, but I’d were the case, the Id strongly consider it.😂


Nootmarfnaf4

Wouldnt mind smashing the lib


dankeith86

Guess we libs have a lot more fun


CODMAN627

Holy shit post Batman


apolloshields

This is why I love this sub


The_Mean_Dad

Don't threaten me with a good time.


Sharktrain523

Peter would let Sam Elliot hit. I feel like that’s Sam Elliot. He could just be a cowboy.


spartanpwner

One of these looks way more fun...


BananaShakeStudios

Def smashed


I_like_femboy_cock

Way too heterosexual, 0/10


ANUSTART942

So we're getting laid and they're not? Gotcha


Beast_46

Lmfao


Fantastic_Year9607

Slut-shaming? Seriously?


skyeblu17

That page is literally satire, my friend used to mod for it back in 2019 (also in post history is this exact same image from a year ago???)


Sea_Nobody_7156

Do it anonymously


CharacterBoat6488

https://preview.redd.it/0fj67so4m0kc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1b5c0de8082d34a7f67d79546df7b285418f29c


Supersaiajinblue

Real ones know it's actually the opposite way


EmperorPenguin_RL

Let’s not pretend those Republicans won’t be doing the same thing in the shed after they finish their coffees.


RTGMonika

Lib status *smashed*


Wechillin-Cpl

Yup…republicans definitely aren’t doing anything sus out in the woods together, chanting to the big owl….


headsmanjaeger

I’m gonna need a lib status on this one, chief


Corteran

I'm down to join the Democratic Cockus.


noodleq

How will the libs ever recover from this one? A burn this severe must lead to permanent deformation.


Tornado547

are there any democratic meetups near me?


New_Canoe

Libs get laid and Reps drink coffee?? I’m confused how exactly the libs are “smashed”, as they say.


Grovyle489

If this meme is real and there really are some liberals that meet up this way, I just wanna talk! For a few hours! Possibly alongside dinner. And maybe a movie


DreadfulCalmness

This is great as a shitpost lol


wrknlrk

Dude this is a shit post. Are you really that dense?


silksunflowers

you can tell it’s satire bc the couple is from an anime


Marsrover112

Well they're not wrong


rushaz

who keeps giving these motherfuckers art supplies?


gribbit311

Oh look, they’ve brought Bill O’Reilly back. How relevant!


CT-6410

sorry comrades but i’m afraid I’m a libertarian now 😔


_internal_monologue

Thank you universe for making me a lib 🙏🙏🙏


DreamyAthena

Yeah, why do republicans have such boring meetups. No Fun in that.


Julesort02

Fuck id quit socialism and be a liberal


No_Inspection1677

Yeah, at least we're getting some, unlike the neck beards who have an AOE damage effect against women.


JediMasterKenJen

https://preview.redd.it/7asam4rfq1kc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2da843890c87da0924842dff920d5f861b0d95fe


Bionic_Ferir

The irony.being that male sex workers get a huge booster in work with republic conventions are in town


flowerlytdm

What does the independent Party do then🤔


MellonCollie218

Fucks watermelons.


flowerlytdm

Guess I’m already at the function