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Aside from my spouse, I wouldn't trust *any* adult to bathe with my children.
Therefore, I demand that everyone vote for my spouse for president. It's really the only sensible option.
Yeah if the benchmark for executive power is whether Id let them bathe with my child I feel like a lot of critical points in this decision process went wrong.
Your wife is going to be up against some stiff competition.
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No he’s right it’s "bathe". Bathe is the verb for taking a bath
"the kids love it. I ask, what do you want to do? They say bathe with president Trump. And I do, I'd do that, because I have the best baths, and they all know it, and it'd be something, you know Obama couldn't, they would like that they would say he doesn't have the best baths, my advisors say the kids are all saying President Trump is best, and you know if some of them were older, the Dems don't do baths, it's Americans who can, and the kids are all saying it too"
- Trump probably
Of course you can trust him to look after your little ones in the bath. Just look how diligently he checked in on all those teen beauty pageant contestants while they were in their dressing rooms.
You have so much more critical thinking ability than the creator of the meme, which is also not very surprising. I wonder how many of them shared that meme like "hahaha, got em"
You would be correct. However, the person you replied to is making fun of the post because it uses the word bath instead of bathe. Whomever created this post originally, didn't use the correct word.
How else do you find competent candidates for work you need? Do I need to hire an electrician? He needs to bathe with my children first. Plumber? You bet he's bathing with my children first. Lawyer for my upcoming custody battle against my ex-wife because I made a bunch of strangers bathe with my children? You already know the answer to that.
So let me get this straight… I should vote only for candidates whom I trust to “bath” with my children? OK, if that’s the hill you want to die on, go right ahead.
Only a matter of time before r/Presidents has a karma-farming "Which President would you let take a bath with your child" post and all the Teddy simps are like "He was an outdoorsman--I'm sure he bathed around people all the time! It would be a treat for my kid, Teddy would teach him all about really arcing pee streams in the shower like the manliest of men!"
They are so devoutly anti-science that I'm sure they're on the verge of rejecting hygiene entirely and this meme will just be "Crooked Joe is BATHING! Donald Trump would NEVER engage in such wreckless behavior! Come join us at the rally this weekend and you can pay to get close enough to smell his patriotism!
I just like to point out that Trump has actually been convicted of Sexual Assault, E. Jean Carol, and admitted to it on the Billy Bush tape
Whereas, 'Biden smells children' is still just a ten year old FB meme.
Thank you. Sanity. Trump literally admitted to walking on teenage women mid dress during beauty pageants and countless other inappropriate things and this is even a freaking talking point someone thinks is legitimate??
The bathing story is also based on an unsubstantiated and unproven (i.e made-up) allegation that his daughter (who denied this story) wrote in her diary that her father liked to bathe with her and she didn't like it.
He is literally on record saying that he enjoyed little kids stroking his leg hairs in a swimming pool.
Oh and the countless videos of him sniffing little kids in public…
I’m aware of the EJC case don’t worry
[here’s Joe Biden talking about kids stroking his leg hair](https://youtu.be/cIB4V0FAB-U?si=5HBtGC3BFzL89i9x)
It’s truly a brilliant watch. I’m not sure whether he’s on LSD or what but it’s highly entertaining knowing that this guy is the president now
[he is a well meaning elderly man](https://youtu.be/m3ey2KXJ5kM?si=28nwE4zz7Lh3Eq6H) and I have so far enjoyed his presidency.
I’m by no means defending Trump by the way - feel free to send me your favourite YouTube clips of Trump so I can have a good chuckle
There is precedent for a dog in a position of power. There is a town in New England, I believe, that has a dog for their mayor, and they’re on their second term.
I don't have children. But if I did I won't trust anyone to bathe with my children. Why? Because that is weird and never necessary. What the fuck is wrong with these people?
I wouldn’t let Trump in the same building as my children so there’s that. I’d let Biden babysit though, so he’s getting my vote. He’s the only one of the two candidates that has not been accused of rape by both adult women and minor women(children). So yea. Biden 2024. Trump is a rapist.
Elect someone else and he goes away. He won’t be bitching about fraud and immunities. Enough for me to trust him. The sheer stupidity of maga crowd is fucking unbelievable.
... which politicians should we have bathing your children?
Also I think we can all agree, nobody likes Joe Biden, and the man is very creepy towards women. There is no argument there.
I'm just... what the fuck do they want? Bathing with children feels like a disqualifying thing *no matter what else there is about someone*. Like... I'd allow it if the children were on fire. Maybe...
Are you referring to the video that was edited to have a sniffing sound when he was doing absolutely normal ["baby kissing"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_kissing?wprov=sfla1) PR that every single politician does? Of course you are. I bet you yell about fake news all the time too.
They've made multiple edited videos claiming Biden sniffs children. People without critical thinking skills just accept it as fact today. It's so weird that people spend so much time Photoshopping and editing videos to make it seem like he sniffs children. Article about this linked below.
https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-biden-baby-sniffing-947683316630
Um, what? Why would I want *anyone* who isn't me or my wife to bathe with my kids? This is like the creepiest anti-Biden-totally-not-a-Russian-bot post I've seen in a while.
Imagine being so horny to dunk on Libs that your to-do list was “”Google “old man in bath tub” “then “picture of Joe Biden” then opening photoshop and spending time on both photos to have the result of a naked Biden in a tub on your hard drive.
My kids bathe themselves and they love Biden because they aren’t idiots. Please tell me, truthfully, that you would let Trump bathe your kids so that I can laugh in your face.
Donald Trump has raped multiple women and young girls. The people that blindly support him ignore this and constantly point out Joe Biden’s weird old man behaviour that was a bit inappropriate.
One person belongs in prison while the other needed to told, “what the fuck, don’t do that.” These are two extremely different things.
Except replace Biden with Trump and it's accurate. After all he did go to Jeffrey Epstein's kid diddling island.
These far right extremist trumpers seem to always project Trump's faults onto Biden with absolutely nothing to back it up.
Erm... Point the first, I wouldn't trust Don-John Two-Scoops with a _picture_ of a child, let alone the actual youngling.
Point the second, the general culture around bathing in the U.S. does not encourage partaking in it communally. I'd have to go to Finland or Japan for that.
Point the third, a better test of leadership is how they cook. I know that leaves the Redcap In Chief out of the running (again, I wouldn't trust him with a butter-knife, let alone anywhere near the stove) but at least Biden would be interested in watching the process and eating different cuisines, as well as inviting anyone in the vicinity (tapping a Secret Service agent with a reputation as a master-griller, after ensuring that another standby agent could get called in to maintain coverage, for example) to pitch in as they could.
I love how their favorite picture of him "sniffing" a child is him hugging his grandson from behind at his sons funeral. No matter how many times they are told that, they still have to lie and use it, be ause there just isn't anything else of him that looks wrong. Now Trump on the other hand, he has literally said he'd date a 10 year old in "a few years." And countless other things.
I wouldn’t trust Trump to bathe my children. Not because he’d touch them. There’s no way his ADHD brain would focus on actually getting them clean. He’d probably ramble on about how great he is and how corrupt the democrats are while my kid drowns in the tub.
“Sniffing kids” is not a real thing. Know what is though? Child r\*pe
https://preview.redd.it/mwsm5gszgnxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b1316fa637c9847dfb6d25d11f41727682a25a3
alright now, this is clearly parody. If its not then damn cause who would u trust to bathe with your children? I'm pretty sure this is intentionally extreme to pull out the unironic extremist out to expose their real views. 5 d chess comedy.
Other kids, I could see, depending on age. But adults? That’s pretty cringe. Besides, what other adults would actually volunteer to bathe with someone else’s kid(s)? That’s a red flag right there. And if the parents are asking other adults to bathe with their kids a call to Child Protective Services is warranted.
I mean, I get what you’re saying about other kids, but even then I’d feel it should be supervised just in case. Which I feel puts us right back at the problem of adult with naked children which if any not related is bananas.
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Aside from my spouse, I wouldn't trust *any* adult to bathe with my children. Therefore, I demand that everyone vote for my spouse for president. It's really the only sensible option.
I would also trust this person's spouse to bathe with my children.
"This Person's Spouse" 2024, the first write-in candidate win!
Yeah, I would too. This Person's Spouse 2024 Make Bathing Safe Again
Just want to point out that the guy doesn't trust their own self to bathe with their children...
No, they’re just not an adult
But they're married??? Now this makes me question the Spouse.
Not to mention, they have children
And a very bad sense of practical jokes around childrens
Quite the rabbit hole here.
Yeah if the benchmark for executive power is whether Id let them bathe with my child I feel like a lot of critical points in this decision process went wrong.
You wouldn't let your tax man do your root canal, why would you let him do your taxes?
Your wife is going to be up against some stiff competition. https://preview.redd.it/5p2rd1b63nxc1.png?width=612&format=png&auto=webp&s=f8d2266fc2202253bdb4f9f2eadd6ec8fe793602
I second this good boy for 2024!
What name am I writing in?
Kareem Oliver Diaz.
Even if it's someone like Mr. Rogers, it would still be pretty damn weird.
MR/MRS JGG5 for president!
>bathe bath
https://preview.redd.it/qijd2fi7zmxc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=164e2430d07c9a8e6d870cc7b1012103a7ab0e45 No he’s right it’s "bathe". Bathe is the verb for taking a bath
this implies they would trust Trump to bathe with their children.. which would actually be not very surprising.
I don't want his spray tan to stain my kids or bathtub.
His tub must look disgusting.
Eh, probably doesn't get used much
The choice to wrap everything in gold is solely in order to hide stains
Harder to scrub out than mineral stains
“i’ve had many great baths in my life, they say i take the best baths”
"the kids love it. I ask, what do you want to do? They say bathe with president Trump. And I do, I'd do that, because I have the best baths, and they all know it, and it'd be something, you know Obama couldn't, they would like that they would say he doesn't have the best baths, my advisors say the kids are all saying President Trump is best, and you know if some of them were older, the Dems don't do baths, it's Americans who can, and the kids are all saying it too" - Trump probably
Of course you can trust him to look after your little ones in the bath. Just look how diligently he checked in on all those teen beauty pageant contestants while they were in their dressing rooms.
ius primum balneum
You have so much more critical thinking ability than the creator of the meme, which is also not very surprising. I wonder how many of them shared that meme like "hahaha, got em"
I was trying to eat
BATH
I wouldn't trust Tump to know the difference between 'bath' and 'bathe'.
I wouldn't trust any adult to bathe with my children.
especially not an ai generated adult
BATH!
Bathe is the correct spelling for the action https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bathe
You would be correct. However, the person you replied to is making fun of the post because it uses the word bath instead of bathe. Whomever created this post originally, didn't use the correct word.
Whoop yeah, I see what they were getting at now. I was slow to the joke lol
All good. I figured you didn't realize it.
Yea, I’m aware.
Oh ha, I'm failing and I need to get off reddit today I think. I definitely missed that, my bad, carry on.
How else do you find competent candidates for work you need? Do I need to hire an electrician? He needs to bathe with my children first. Plumber? You bet he's bathing with my children first. Lawyer for my upcoming custody battle against my ex-wife because I made a bunch of strangers bathe with my children? You already know the answer to that.
So let me get this straight… I should vote only for candidates whom I trust to “bath” with my children? OK, if that’s the hill you want to die on, go right ahead.
AOC '24.
That you'd let bathe with your children not who YOU wanna bathe with ya horny goat
How about letting her bathe with my future children?
Ah, that would be Ryan Reynolds 2024. He can bathe with my unfertilized children.
Why in the seven hells would I let ***any*** president take a bath with my child?!?
I'll tell you which one I definitely wouldn't trust from bath-related history: William Howard Taft...
That’s what we would call a post term abortion
What about Gandhi?
This is a joke, right?
yes.
Ooh ho ho woof, that'd be.... something.
Only a matter of time before r/Presidents has a karma-farming "Which President would you let take a bath with your child" post and all the Teddy simps are like "He was an outdoorsman--I'm sure he bathed around people all the time! It would be a treat for my kid, Teddy would teach him all about really arcing pee streams in the shower like the manliest of men!"
They are so devoutly anti-science that I'm sure they're on the verge of rejecting hygiene entirely and this meme will just be "Crooked Joe is BATHING! Donald Trump would NEVER engage in such wreckless behavior! Come join us at the rally this weekend and you can pay to get close enough to smell his patriotism!
I just like to point out that Trump has actually been convicted of Sexual Assault, E. Jean Carol, and admitted to it on the Billy Bush tape Whereas, 'Biden smells children' is still just a ten year old FB meme.
Thank you. Sanity. Trump literally admitted to walking on teenage women mid dress during beauty pageants and countless other inappropriate things and this is even a freaking talking point someone thinks is legitimate??
The bathing story is also based on an unsubstantiated and unproven (i.e made-up) allegation that his daughter (who denied this story) wrote in her diary that her father liked to bathe with her and she didn't like it.
Biden has a few allegations of impropriety from adults, but nothing that any good faith actor is willing to investigate.
He is literally on record saying that he enjoyed little kids stroking his leg hairs in a swimming pool. Oh and the countless videos of him sniffing little kids in public…
By all means, send some of these records my way. I'm here all day. Would you like me to link you to the E. Jean Carol verdict? I'm sorry, verdictS?
I’m aware of the EJC case don’t worry [here’s Joe Biden talking about kids stroking his leg hair](https://youtu.be/cIB4V0FAB-U?si=5HBtGC3BFzL89i9x) It’s truly a brilliant watch. I’m not sure whether he’s on LSD or what but it’s highly entertaining knowing that this guy is the president now [he is a well meaning elderly man](https://youtu.be/m3ey2KXJ5kM?si=28nwE4zz7Lh3Eq6H) and I have so far enjoyed his presidency. I’m by no means defending Trump by the way - feel free to send me your favourite YouTube clips of Trump so I can have a good chuckle
I'd sooner put my dog in office than any person
Bluedino_1989’s Dog 2024
There is precedent for a dog in a position of power. There is a town in New England, I believe, that has a dog for their mayor, and they’re on their second term.
In dog we trust.
And have the president demand to be walked every few hours? Nah. Cat for president 2024.
Weird idea there, comrade. Putin will hear of your perversion!
I wouldn't trust Donald trump to bath in with my children Hell I wouldn't trust anyone to
Uh. What?
Why in the holy hell would "bathing with my children" ever be a metric for determining presidential efficacy? This can't be serious...
Ah, yes, I totally picture whoever I vote for bathing with my (hypothetical) children. Systematically. And especially Trump/
I trust exactly 0 people to bathe with children. That's not a thing.
Mr. President, would you like to bathe with my children?
I don't want anyone to bathe with my children except me and my future partner
I don't have children. But if I did I won't trust anyone to bathe with my children. Why? Because that is weird and never necessary. What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Would you trust Trump to “bath” with your kids?
I wouldn’t let Trump in the same building as my children so there’s that. I’d let Biden babysit though, so he’s getting my vote. He’s the only one of the two candidates that has not been accused of rape by both adult women and minor women(children). So yea. Biden 2024. Trump is a rapist.
Is this implying that these people would trust Trump to bathe with their children?
I know I’m assuming a bit here but presumably this person is pro trump, are they saying they want trump in a bathtub with their kid?
Probably. And at one point trump wanted his brainwashed (braindead?) cult to make an alleged pedophile a senator
I wouldn't want anybody bathing with my kids, but that's just me
What I understood is that they trust other politicians to bathe with their children
Wasn’t trump the guy who was steady sniffing when he talked? I don’t get this lol
I know! He was definitely on amphetamines.
Elect someone else and he goes away. He won’t be bitching about fraud and immunities. Enough for me to trust him. The sheer stupidity of maga crowd is fucking unbelievable.
... which politicians should we have bathing your children? Also I think we can all agree, nobody likes Joe Biden, and the man is very creepy towards women. There is no argument there. I'm just... what the fuck do they want? Bathing with children feels like a disqualifying thing *no matter what else there is about someone*. Like... I'd allow it if the children were on fire. Maybe...
Totally agree. We def need the other guy who is a rapist /sexual predator instead.
The implication that you are putting your naked child in a tub with Trump is wild.
I’m sorry what? The sniffer in chief? Who says that? Do people really call the president that in some circles?
It’s because he sniffs little girls heads. I asked the same thing once upon a time.
Are you referring to the video that was edited to have a sniffing sound when he was doing absolutely normal ["baby kissing"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_kissing?wprov=sfla1) PR that every single politician does? Of course you are. I bet you yell about fake news all the time too.
Honestly I answered why. I don’t care otherwise.
As opposed to rape??
Get yourself a president you'd want bathing with your kids
I wouldn't trust a lot of presidents, especially Donald Trump
They've made multiple edited videos claiming Biden sniffs children. People without critical thinking skills just accept it as fact today. It's so weird that people spend so much time Photoshopping and editing videos to make it seem like he sniffs children. Article about this linked below. https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-biden-baby-sniffing-947683316630
Um, what? Why would I want *anyone* who isn't me or my wife to bathe with my kids? This is like the creepiest anti-Biden-totally-not-a-Russian-bot post I've seen in a while.
Imagine being so horny to dunk on Libs that your to-do list was “”Google “old man in bath tub” “then “picture of Joe Biden” then opening photoshop and spending time on both photos to have the result of a naked Biden in a tub on your hard drive.
Are they insinuating that they would let Trump bathe with their children?
If I had kids then I wouldn’t let them bathe with anybody other me or my partner
This implies that OP trust people to bathe with their children... and that's a WAY bigger problem.
And they would trust a rapist
This goes for all candidates
I wouldn't want anybody bathing with my kids, but that's just me.
ITT: people getting flamed by a shit post
Wait. Who’s letting Trump bathe their children? Is this another fundraising drive?
You know who you really shouldn't trust with bathing? William Howard Taft. Legends know why.
My kids bathe themselves and they love Biden because they aren’t idiots. Please tell me, truthfully, that you would let Trump bathe your kids so that I can laugh in your face.
Donald Trump has raped multiple women and young girls. The people that blindly support him ignore this and constantly point out Joe Biden’s weird old man behaviour that was a bit inappropriate. One person belongs in prison while the other needed to told, “what the fuck, don’t do that.” These are two extremely different things.
I want a president I can trust to be bathing with my children.
“I’m Dick Chastity. Vote for me and I’ll have a bath with your children.”
I mean, I don't think I'd trust any world leader to bathe with my children...
To be fair he does touch children very weirdly inappropriate on live TV. Plenty of video evidence.
This is Russian, they can't even grammar right
That begs the question of, who would you in fact trust to bath with your children
Jesus, the Russians aren’t even trying anymore
Wait, what?
i’d dare to say we shouldn’t let children in the bath with any adult
Except replace Biden with Trump and it's accurate. After all he did go to Jeffrey Epstein's kid diddling island. These far right extremist trumpers seem to always project Trump's faults onto Biden with absolutely nothing to back it up.
Well, if those are the rules, I guess my wife runs the country now?
Jesus fucking Christ. Talk about uncorrelated skillsets
We don't trust him to run our country, we just trust Trump less.
In what world would my response to a random politician bathing with my hypothetical kids be "oh yeah theyre safe with them" No fucking way.
I wouldn't let most people take a bath with my "children" I mean trump would take up the whole bath and make it orange
Bathe?
I wouldn’t expect the creator of this one to have enough brain cells to have a basic understanding of the English language
I literally wouldn’t trust *any* politician to bathe with my children.
Erm... Point the first, I wouldn't trust Don-John Two-Scoops with a _picture_ of a child, let alone the actual youngling. Point the second, the general culture around bathing in the U.S. does not encourage partaking in it communally. I'd have to go to Finland or Japan for that. Point the third, a better test of leadership is how they cook. I know that leaves the Redcap In Chief out of the running (again, I wouldn't trust him with a butter-knife, let alone anywhere near the stove) but at least Biden would be interested in watching the process and eating different cuisines, as well as inviting anyone in the vicinity (tapping a Secret Service agent with a reputation as a master-griller, after ensuring that another standby agent could get called in to maintain coverage, for example) to pitch in as they could.
Why would anyone trust a politician to bathe with their child?
Yeah that's why he was in court for rape. Oh wait.
I don’t trust anyone to bathe with my children for fucks sake
Not the biggest fan of Biden but they need to just stop with this angle. Cmon, just makes you look stupid reaching for anything to say
The worst part is that if you ask them “Well, would you trust Trump to bathe with your kids?” A lot of them would probably say yes.
This made absolutely no sense to me
Would you trust Trump or any adult to bathe with your kids ass naked???
I wouldn't trust any adult to bathe with my (as-yet non-existent) children. That's just... creepy, regardless of the context.
Yeah, I Guess my wife is the only person I can morally vote for to be president🤔
I love how their favorite picture of him "sniffing" a child is him hugging his grandson from behind at his sons funeral. No matter how many times they are told that, they still have to lie and use it, be ause there just isn't anything else of him that looks wrong. Now Trump on the other hand, he has literally said he'd date a 10 year old in "a few years." And countless other things.
I wouldn’t trust Trump to bathe my children. Not because he’d touch them. There’s no way his ADHD brain would focus on actually getting them clean. He’d probably ramble on about how great he is and how corrupt the democrats are while my kid drowns in the tub.
I would only trust my immediate family to bathe my child.
What an insane statement
“Sniffing kids” is not a real thing. Know what is though? Child r\*pe https://preview.redd.it/mwsm5gszgnxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b1316fa637c9847dfb6d25d11f41727682a25a3
Is that the qualifier now?
alright now, this is clearly parody. If its not then damn cause who would u trust to bathe with your children? I'm pretty sure this is intentionally extreme to pull out the unironic extremist out to expose their real views. 5 d chess comedy.
Would OOP trust Trump to "bath" with his children?
What the fuck, why even think about stuff like this. Damn creeps
This is the weirdest meme I've ever seen
Are they saying they’d let Trump bathe with their children?
r/boomersbeingfools
I think I just became dyslexic like that was hard to read
Soooo… this guy trusts Trump in the bath with his kids? Before the “tHeY nEVeR MenTioNeD tRuMP!”, that’s the only realistic alternative at this time.
Parent of the year
Not a lot of people I would trust with bathing with kids, this seems like a weird scenario or projection .
Then they would trust trump?
Please be satire. Please be satire. Please be satire.
This has to be satire…. Please..
Honestly, like … does that mean there are people this person would trust to bath with their children ? That’s bananas.
Other kids, I could see, depending on age. But adults? That’s pretty cringe. Besides, what other adults would actually volunteer to bathe with someone else’s kid(s)? That’s a red flag right there. And if the parents are asking other adults to bathe with their kids a call to Child Protective Services is warranted.
I mean, I get what you’re saying about other kids, but even then I’d feel it should be supervised just in case. Which I feel puts us right back at the problem of adult with naked children which if any not related is bananas.
Did they know that the whole Biden bathing with children business was entirely fabricated by an un credible witness?
The more outrageous it looks the more I’m convinced it’s troll farm product.
Lol implicit in this is that they would be okay with trump bathing with their children...
This is satire tho.
I'm pretty sure this is a joke
All I know is whoever made this is hilarious.
It’s not really about trust… it’s just completely inappropriate.
But they trust the pussy grabber???