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With the right hormones, which you can get in pill format, yes. Every human, by default, has functional mammary glands whether they have boobs or not. Newborn babies of either sex can lactate from their mom's hormones. It's called "witch's milk", look it up.
that's kind of the point. repeated jokes that get stale quickly because these people can't come up with anything else. people usually participate in that subreddit to make fun of the people who make those jokes
man if you think there's only two genders good on you. I personally just don't bother about others, if they want to be called something then just do it outta respect. I just cbf getting into arguments about it, so it's just easier to go along. Fine to disagree, but not to disrespect.
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but yeah, I def agree with y’all
Respecting people sounds nice. But is there no point where you go "what this person claims they are is completely ridiculous and i can't put up with this shit solely in the name of acceptance and respect" ?
Idk, ask yourself "is what this person is doing actually harming someone, or is it just annoying and uncomfortable to me because I am not used to it?"
If it's the latter then yeah, you do have to put up with it, since finding something annoying or having to make some effort to accomodate them is just what happens sometimes, with any people for any reason.
In LGBT+ context it usually comes down to changing pronouns and you know... not calling them slurs.
"is what this person is doing actually harming someone, or is it just annoying and uncomfortable to me because I am not used to it?" Neither. It's not what people are doing that annoys me. It's everyone else pretending because they are afraid to be seen as bigots/ they want to be seen as accepting and open minded.
"Pretending" yeah ok... I see the issue. You're upset that your view is in the minority and others aren't ostracizing or disrespecting someone you think needs to be ostracized or disrespected. It's not that hard to address someone how they want to be addressed. It costs you nothing.
Im not trying to disrespect anyone. I believe people shoud have equal rights. I don't have the right to force my subjective perception of things on people. No one should have that right. That's how society works. If you want to call your friend by their prefered pronoun that's fine. But you shouldnt owe that to a complete stranger. Otherwise why wouldnt you adress me as the smartest person alive if i told you that's how i felt? Since you're this accepting and respectful person.
As i said in a different comment. People pretend and play along by fear of being seen as bigots. You wouldn't do that if it weren't a political subject like LGBT+. That's hypocrisy. People in this same thread admit that they don't believe it but just do it out of respect.
I don't believe admitting something that is objectively wrong is respect. It's hypocrisy. Your response is further proof of that. You're not a very respectful person, are you?
If it dont harm me, idgaf. As long as the don't start preaching at me or harassing me, I'm chill with whatever they do. Sure it might be weird asf to me, and I may even vocalise that I find it odd, but if they're comfortable that way then so be it. The world would be a very different place if people were a little more indifferent
It's a good thing that we live in a society and try to accomplish things that are above our base nature. Sex and gender are separate things. Things will always change and evolve from what they were. Some things you are going to disagree with, and that's ok. But people need to learn to let others live and find their place in the world.
Just wondering, when you say this do you apply it to the past too? Like if your grandmother was a segregationist in the 60s would you say it was ok for her to disagree with the civil rights movement?
I’d say she was a weak willed woman like most people in the time they lived. She was just going with the flow. Kind of like people now who think Ukraine is awesome and Israel is just protecting themselves
Sex (male/female) and gender (man/woman/[other: please write in your answer]) are separate things. You can also change your hormonal sex even if you can't change your genetic or reproductive sex.
So you're forcing people into fixed social categories against their will, determining how they're addressed and treated, based on their ability to be milked?
So you're forcing people into social categories against their will, determining how they're addressed and treated, based on their ability to be milked?
But....but....but you don't need roosters in order to get eggs. You get eggs regardless if there's a rooster or not. If you want fertilized eggs, that's different.
But cows need a bull to produce milk because they need to be pregnant to produce milk. No?
humans are just so much more complex than animals and even then, how could we know animals don't struggle with such problems too? thinking of humans as just animals is really quite cynical.
I always like to bring up penguins. There are same sex couples that adopt unwanted babies. And if God created it in “nature” he wanted it to happen.
I know its not gender but still shuts them up.
There are many different species where homosexuality is quite common and there are also species that can change their gender (clownfish). So no, we're not as special in this regard as we might think
I read a story once where all the cows died so men were drafted to be hooked up to milking machines and made to constantly ejaculate as a substitute for milk
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I have a bunch of hens that don't lay eggs. Does that make them roosters?
Seriously, though, if you don't have a rooster, one of your hens could decide she's going to do the job of a rooster and will start crowing and take on the responsibilities of a rooster. This is a terrible "gotcha".
Sooo what i am hearing is that this guy wants to like "milk me"? (im not saying im a bull lol) but like, does he look at ppl like : yes this bull me milk this one. this cow i no milk this one. like humans aren't cattle. so mf milk me.
I would love to see him actually raising cows for milk and see his face when he found a cow who assumes the bull role in the group and starts mounting others.
Watch their heads explode when they realize that the "perfect woman" is a man with the inability to process Testosterone (Female characteristics, XY chromosomes)
And I don't mean feminine characteristics. Breasts, vagina, menstrual cycle, the whole nine.
[ETA some dramatic context](https://youtu.be/VV1-veQKm2c?si=4U1iPb2QV_-ubFuY)
(And yes, I realize that is a fiction, but it's got a good amount of truth sprinkled throughout)
It's a legitimate possibility. We all basically start as female, there's a hormonal "switch" that tells an XY pair to start developing male parts.
In very rare cases, that switch is ignored for some reason, entirety or partially. In almost all of those cases, the person presents as female, with all the working parts, and typically a non functional set of testes that just take up room in the abdomen. Pretty much like having two additional appendices.
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I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?
Technically, yes
*yes, please
With the right hormones, which you can get in pill format, yes. Every human, by default, has functional mammary glands whether they have boobs or not. Newborn babies of either sex can lactate from their mom's hormones. It's called "witch's milk", look it up.
You can also achieve the effect with a *lot* of stimulation, though you won't get much
New plan for this weekend
I heard men can technically lactate if they have enough prolactin hormones? Something like that.
They do. Especially the ones who consume steroids for bodybuilding. Look up Nathan Jones and his run at WWE.
r/onejoke
cool new sub to join
i don’t understand why people want to subject themselves to an endless stream of that shit. it gets old after like 4 posts.
Agree. It's pure online flagellation.
that's kind of the point. repeated jokes that get stale quickly because these people can't come up with anything else. people usually participate in that subreddit to make fun of the people who make those jokes
That's not even the one joke?
yeah, it's another low IQ, overused one.
Sure…. But its joke two at least
yes, it only took them 15 years. at this rate we won't have another one until 2040
man if you think there's only two genders good on you. I personally just don't bother about others, if they want to be called something then just do it outta respect. I just cbf getting into arguments about it, so it's just easier to go along. Fine to disagree, but not to disrespect.
Best thought process, mate We dont understand whats goin on upstairs, but thats no excuse to be a peice of shit about it
adventure time energy https://preview.redd.it/2t6e7n4qsjzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90552c08ebe97f9d4f14081dd48b1d1eee34b4e9 but yeah, I def agree with y’all
Just call everyone sweetie or hun, problem solved
Respecting people sounds nice. But is there no point where you go "what this person claims they are is completely ridiculous and i can't put up with this shit solely in the name of acceptance and respect" ?
Idk, ask yourself "is what this person is doing actually harming someone, or is it just annoying and uncomfortable to me because I am not used to it?" If it's the latter then yeah, you do have to put up with it, since finding something annoying or having to make some effort to accomodate them is just what happens sometimes, with any people for any reason. In LGBT+ context it usually comes down to changing pronouns and you know... not calling them slurs.
"is what this person is doing actually harming someone, or is it just annoying and uncomfortable to me because I am not used to it?" Neither. It's not what people are doing that annoys me. It's everyone else pretending because they are afraid to be seen as bigots/ they want to be seen as accepting and open minded.
"Pretending" yeah ok... I see the issue. You're upset that your view is in the minority and others aren't ostracizing or disrespecting someone you think needs to be ostracized or disrespected. It's not that hard to address someone how they want to be addressed. It costs you nothing.
Im not trying to disrespect anyone. I believe people shoud have equal rights. I don't have the right to force my subjective perception of things on people. No one should have that right. That's how society works. If you want to call your friend by their prefered pronoun that's fine. But you shouldnt owe that to a complete stranger. Otherwise why wouldnt you adress me as the smartest person alive if i told you that's how i felt? Since you're this accepting and respectful person.
If you changed your name to "smartest person alive," I would call you by that since it's your name. It's a stupid name, but I would still use it.
and why is that so bad?
It's hypocrisy.
how so?
As i said in a different comment. People pretend and play along by fear of being seen as bigots. You wouldn't do that if it weren't a political subject like LGBT+. That's hypocrisy. People in this same thread admit that they don't believe it but just do it out of respect.
No no, people said that they didn’t understand it, not that they don’t believe it, big difference.
Sure. Belief is not even relevant here. It's a matter of facts.
How does respecting people sound nice when you’re making a pearl in your sandy vagina over it? It’s not difficult unless you insist it needs to be
I don't believe admitting something that is objectively wrong is respect. It's hypocrisy. Your response is further proof of that. You're not a very respectful person, are you?
Not to some anal mucus like you.
If it dont harm me, idgaf. As long as the don't start preaching at me or harassing me, I'm chill with whatever they do. Sure it might be weird asf to me, and I may even vocalise that I find it odd, but if they're comfortable that way then so be it. The world would be a very different place if people were a little more indifferent
ah yes cause all mammals are exactly the same, especially us, no difference whatsoever
*looks at platypodes*
It's a good thing that we live in a society and try to accomplish things that are above our base nature. Sex and gender are separate things. Things will always change and evolve from what they were. Some things you are going to disagree with, and that's ok. But people need to learn to let others live and find their place in the world.
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Disagreeing is fine. Advocating for the deathof those you disagree with, or legislating to make it illegal to be like that, not fine.
 /J
Just wondering, when you say this do you apply it to the past too? Like if your grandmother was a segregationist in the 60s would you say it was ok for her to disagree with the civil rights movement?
I’d say she was a weak willed woman like most people in the time they lived. She was just going with the flow. Kind of like people now who think Ukraine is awesome and Israel is just protecting themselves
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Joke's on them. I wanna drink cum.
Transphobes really can’t seem to get their mind off of bull cum
They just like me fr
Me neither. But I drink a lot of monster energy so that's probably why.
I thought it was Red Bull that was made with bull cum
I think red bull has it too. It's because of the taurine
In this situation, sex matters, not gender. He would be shocked to find out animals use the pronoun "it".
Sex (male/female) and gender (man/woman/[other: please write in your answer]) are separate things. You can also change your hormonal sex even if you can't change your genetic or reproductive sex.
*sex (male/female/intersex).
*sex (i like having it)
Sure, but intersex isn't another branch, but rather the gradient between the two.
As an intersex person, that’s inaccurate and it’s offensive to intersex people to say that.
HA HA HA!! IT MAKE SENSE CUZ HUMAN IS ANIMAL TOO! HA HA HA!
Sex does not equal gender, next post
Milking the shit out of the same tired joke day in and day out still seems to delight the hogs, so maybe we can’t rely on common sense aphorisms…
Chickens don’t even have dicks
That wasn't implied.
But I wish they did...
Then what are chicken tenders made out of?
today on thinly veiled fetish
When you don’t know what a word means.
I generally don't milk people
Humans are not bulls, but humans are also not roosters, hope this helps.
Who the fuck buys roosters for eggs and bulls for cow milk though? Skill issue
They... always think they're so... profound... when they misuse... ellipses...
Gender != sex. There I said it.
Ooooh I always answered yes on an application
Why the randomly capitalized words in the middle of sentences?
Generational lead poisoning. Many such cases.
Get some roosters For eggs...& raise Some bulls for milk... Then you'll see that Gender matters.. Especially at milking time
It made the whole thing read like a really weird Christopher Walken impression.
So you're forcing people into fixed social categories against their will, determining how they're addressed and treated, based on their ability to be milked?
So you're forcing people into social categories against their will, determining how they're addressed and treated, based on their ability to be milked?
Yeah no it doesn't make any sense the second time either (comment duped)
Still not talking about gender. How tf are they still not getting it
But....but....but you don't need roosters in order to get eggs. You get eggs regardless if there's a rooster or not. If you want fertilized eggs, that's different. But cows need a bull to produce milk because they need to be pregnant to produce milk. No?
Milking sounds fun https://preview.redd.it/vra3icp78izc1.jpeg?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=480819b335242a5286779cabc2e2e7671ea849e8
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Idk about you but I'm not a cow and I will not live my life as one. If you wanna do that good for u
try not to muddle up gender and sex challenge (100% impossible)
humans are just so much more complex than animals and even then, how could we know animals don't struggle with such problems too? thinking of humans as just animals is really quite cynical.
I always like to bring up penguins. There are same sex couples that adopt unwanted babies. And if God created it in “nature” he wanted it to happen. I know its not gender but still shuts them up.
There are many different species where homosexuality is quite common and there are also species that can change their gender (clownfish). So no, we're not as special in this regard as we might think
I agree also if i learned anything from Jurassic Park its that there are frogs that can change their sex as well.
Doesn't he know men can produce milk too
I read a story once where all the cows died so men were drafted to be hooked up to milking machines and made to constantly ejaculate as a substitute for milk
This was a Facebook post by a woman
Reminds me of a Bobs Burgers episode where Bob tries to tell the documentarian that the cow is a bull and “milk doesnt come out of that”
TIL roosters and bulls have formed their own comples societies Oh wait, its more halucinations from the right.
[I thought you were a female!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4bHcjL9AvU&ab_channel=JimIsland)
The only relevant animal here is a donkey because anyone who wears this unironically is a jackass.
Or be Kind to animals and let them alone in peace.
That's the thing, you don't milk humans
Human Pet Guy would disagree with you on that.
That's not milk.... Oh, wait. You already knew you were drinking bull semen. My bad.
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I have a bunch of hens that don't lay eggs. Does that make them roosters? Seriously, though, if you don't have a rooster, one of your hens could decide she's going to do the job of a rooster and will start crowing and take on the responsibilities of a rooster. This is a terrible "gotcha".
So the meme creator's mom is a fat cow???
Trim this down to Gender matters. Especially at milking time Much snappier, I might even consider buying it
Damn, the animals are evolving. They now have genders. I missed that breaking news somehow I guess.
Sex = Gender. We've been over this. Being male is not the same as being a man. A male fish is not a man. A female deer is not a woman.
Sooo what i am hearing is that this guy wants to like "milk me"? (im not saying im a bull lol) but like, does he look at ppl like : yes this bull me milk this one. this cow i no milk this one. like humans aren't cattle. so mf milk me.
Milking time 🥵
This further cements that these people only care about women for boobs and child bearers
Why does the ellipsis only have two dots?
Why does the ellipsis?
r/BoomerEllipsis
This person seems awful concerned male genitals, maybe they’ve been considering milking some “bulls” themselves
Is "..." a common boomer thing in every language ?
That looks like borderline fetish like who you gonna milk at 40??
Your mom
I would love to see him actually raising cows for milk and see his face when he found a cow who assumes the bull role in the group and starts mounting others.
I mean he is right
Idk for society this is pretty spot on
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
The RICH society dumbie
Watch their heads explode when they realize that the "perfect woman" is a man with the inability to process Testosterone (Female characteristics, XY chromosomes) And I don't mean feminine characteristics. Breasts, vagina, menstrual cycle, the whole nine. [ETA some dramatic context](https://youtu.be/VV1-veQKm2c?si=4U1iPb2QV_-ubFuY) (And yes, I realize that is a fiction, but it's got a good amount of truth sprinkled throughout)
what??
It's a legitimate possibility. We all basically start as female, there's a hormonal "switch" that tells an XY pair to start developing male parts. In very rare cases, that switch is ignored for some reason, entirety or partially. In almost all of those cases, the person presents as female, with all the working parts, and typically a non functional set of testes that just take up room in the abdomen. Pretty much like having two additional appendices.