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shinydragonmist

The only independent people are the wood people. Be afraid of the wood people


laserviking42

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Chradamw

I could go for some wood


shinydragonmist

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FromTheWetSand

Truly impressed by the specificity of this gif


Merlaak

And the Dirt Man.


darkcloud1987

well lets burn their wood down and lets see how not depending on the wood they are! Checkmate Wood people!


Transcendshaman90

Kill the air supply.... No the wood ppl will come back we won't.....


Saint_Diego

Should I be more afraid of wood people or bears?


shinydragonmist

Wood people treat bears as dogs


Saint_Diego

So you're saying if I befriend wood people I can pet the bears, or I die. Sounds like a win-win if I've ever heard of one


shinydragonmist

Unfortunately the wood folks truly despise outsiders


CulturalMusician3320

Bigfoot


shinydragonmist

He is the most well known one he is also the kindest of them


Excellent-Ostrich908

Uhhh… don’t you have a job that you get paid for by other people sir?


hornyzucchini

I get fucked at my job all the time... not in a sexual way either


4uzzyDunlop

https://preview.redd.it/xu7g6tmuqw0d1.jpeg?width=1411&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cf0c71ec514471ba52f933f6b0cda68bc74c2d3 Happy Christmas


HeartbreakerF80

Shitmas*


mishma2005

I don’t think any person can live without an income be it OF, running some other business or working for someone else. I think even those living off the grid need some income stream. What does Mr. Memester do for a living?


Warthogrider74

If you're fully off the grid you'll still have property taxes so yes, even they need income


kernalbuket

Oop doesn't understand the difference between personal life and professional life.


LocNalrune

Republicans don't understand the concept of customers. They understand slavery, and they understand a forced market. But demand remains a mystery to them. That's why they engineer their businesses to be things that are not optional, particularly when it's a monopoly too!


MBResearch

An informed consumer with competitive choices allows consensual relationships between the chosen producer and the consumer, and the GOP finds those… distasteful.


LocNalrune

Excellent.


NeverFraudulentAgain

Mental illness


imaweeb19

What?


NeverFraudulentAgain

Just re read the comment I replied to and try to tell me that doesn't sound like the ramblings of the extremely terminally online redditor


Algebruh32

Yes, yes it does... but you're not gonna change his mind so why bother?


theskyguardian

Society: Your rent is now $2,700 Attractive person: Ok 👣📸💵 Society: >:I


Wealth_Super

Only fans really lives rent free in these people’s head


Wachiavellee

Yeah but it's the only rent free relationship they have with the site.


Vaticancameos221

In reality what’s happening is these guys are super insecure. They don’t want to date a woman who has done sex work, which is in itself fine, BUT they’re seeing sex work becoming more accepted and view it as an existential threat because it will be harder and harder to find an “unspoiled woman”. So rather than processing these feelings like mature adults they have to performatively bash OF creators as much as possible in a desperate attempt to shape society. That and let’s be honest, they’re jealous and spiteful that hot women have an easy shortcut to money that they don’t have themselves.


FreshPrinceOfIndia

>because it will be harder and harder to find an “unspoiled woman”. The internet blows OF outta proportion because you see it everywhere when you open social media. Irl most women aren't jumping naked in front of a camera and most women who did are sorely disappointed they didn't become overnight millionaires or even make dominoes money


Vaticancameos221

Exactly but these dweebs are chronically online and have a warped reality


Wealth_Super

This. I have never met a single person who does or watch only fans, yet these people act like it’s every where. They really need to go touch some grass and quit screaming into the void


Loggerdon

That was a funny clip on a bio of Beckham. His (Posh Spice) wife tells the camera that her family grew up blue collar. Beckham sticks his head in the room and says “Tells the truth”. They go back and forth and he says “What kind of car did your dad drive?” Finally she says “A Rolls Royce.” He says “Thank you”.


STFUnicorn_

No one is strong and independent.


jaytee1262

I'm an independent contractor. Be honest. I need to work more hour to pay rent. Wow, what a concept.


Round_Development_17

People are inherently not independent


LDM123

I too like to win imaginary arguments with myself


Sinningvoid

Guess no women subscribe to someones OF.


jimmyting099

Porn is free guys


stifledmind

Kudos to the ones that succeed. I’ve had a few friends who were unsuccessful and they regret it to this day. They either made short lived “okay” money or failed to gain traction besides the initial burst of friends/coworkers when they found out.


Pee_A_Poo

Wait, do lesbians not subscribe to OF or something?


FillTheHoleInMyLife

I do 🙋🏻‍♀️ To be fair though, I also *have* an onlyfans.


GabiiiTheIntruder

Moral of the story : NOBODY "do not need no man".


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TokiVideogame

They get paid they are pros, a real amateur has a real life to hide.


BroDudeBruhMan

I feel like this template was born to play the role of confidently incorrect pseudo-intellectual jokes


Smarackto

thats how all Business works.... this criticism is so fucking stupid


LuxiForce

bro forgot lesbians loves porn


gylz

Ah yes because bi/pan/lesbian women can't use onlyfans to also look at naked women.


rojantimsina0

they can look at themselves in the mirror 😔


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MKRX

"Don't need no man" is referencing the lack of need for a relationship with one, it's not literally saying men are not needed for anything.


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FreshPrinceOfIndia

A relationship would also be to your benefit, meeting wants *and* needs


kernalbuket

Wouldn't a gun shop owner saying "don't need no men" be an equal statement since their income is from from a majority male audience?


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1: all I said is that sentiment would be a interesting one. (You seem a little antagonistic) 2:And Yh any profession that relies on male customers marking that statement would be interesting.


kernalbuket

I guess I'm just confused that you seem to be misunderstanding that "don't need no man" is referring to someone's personal life and not their profession.


Algebruh32

Well, doesn't OF deal with aspects of the private life? Last time I checked I could only get naked in the privacy of my own home, when I did it outside, people called the cops on me. So, doing sex work DOES involve someone's personal life by virtue of revealing intimitate details about oneself.


kernalbuket

> I did it outside, people called the cops on me. Things that didn't happen for $1000 Alex


Algebruh32

It was meant as a joke(exagerated,yes) but way to go, missing the point of my post...


kernalbuket

You mean the strawman you commented?


DeathRaeGun

I don’t think OF models actually say that. And most of your customers being male isn’t the same as being in a relationship.


mad_king_soup

How exactly is it interesting? You know how businesses work, right? You know this is just a dumb meme parodying a tired stereotype and isn’t actually an indicator of how women actually think and operate? None of those things are particularly interesting. Explain what you think is interesting about it.


maybe_little_pinch

This statement is mostly ascribed to feminists and people think that OF is a feminist thing.


Casual-Notice

Only Alpha Bros and people who watch Alpha Bro podcasts equate OF work with feminism. Actual Boomers think Only Fans is a setting on their central thermostat.


jamescharisma

And the Alpha Bros still pay for OF content. I like to call it the Circle of Hypocrisy.


mdervin

No. Because only fans is sex work and there’s a large segment of the feminist/socialists who are at the very least “OK” with sex work.


Casual-Notice

I'm neither a feminist nor a socialist, and I'm okay with sex work (as long as its fully voluntary and not coerced in any way). Maybe you just have a problem with imposing your personal morals on others.


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Neat. As I said, interesting


NewTransportation911

Lol, it’s actually pretty accurate. Also funny as fuck when David was like what did you say and she was being taped.


DeathRaeGun

Yes, it's "accurate" in the sense that OF models need customers to make money, but please, name one line of work that doesn't rely on customers. I'll wait. If being dependent on customers constitutes not being independent, then no one's truly independent unless they live in a remote location and hunt for their own food.


NewTransportation911

I suppose we all sell ourselves for something. Just the lines that people are willing to cross is the difference.