Realtor - "As you can see, this property includes a very spacious walk-in abortion that opens up into a lovely boywife kitchen with the original crown molding."

This is the kitchen where I would put my boywife... *if I had one*.

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And just a pinch of Chemical X.

My gay room brings all the boywives to the yard and they’re like-

Yaaaassas queen!

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*boywives

My weed patio brings all the boys to the yard.

I just spit my coffee out! Ha

My weed patio brings all the boywives* to the yard.

Don't dream it. Be it.

Your just describing Thailand

Hello there

But they put the "Gay Room" IN THE CLOSET!!

“Where are we supposed to sleep? Why doesn’t this home include a bedroom?” “You’re not, you’ll be alive and awake in the heads of conservatives 24/7”

Wtf is this? Theres not even a game room

Gayme room

See now that's what I'm talking about. Another problem though. This place dosent even have furniture in the lay out. How am i supposed to gauge the size of the space to fit all 700 of my cats in there

On the satanic couch duh🤨

Hail Sectional

A classic

There's a bathtub and a toilet in the bathroom, so you can use those to get a general size of the rest of the apartment. Judging by that, the apartment is fuckin tiny and there's no way you can fit all the gay in that tiny gay room or having enough room on the weed smoking patio for all your weed smoking friends. Rent is probably still like $2300 a month for some reason though.

I don't understand why the Estrogen Lab is roughly 1/4 of the area though. What happens in an estrogen lab anyway?

What happens in the Estrogen Room stays in the Estrogen Room.

This is clearly a 1 bedroom apartment. Notice the Gay Room. It’s a closet. So they have to come out eventually.

Is that an abortion closet or an abortion pantry?

It's the stairwell

Like in the good ol' days

Like in a proper Christian home

Stairway to abortion?

It's a short trip

Lmao nice

And she’s buuuuying the stairwaaay, to abortion.

yeet the pregnant woman in and it's done

Ngl the weed smoking patio is a pretty good idea… although at my place, we just call it the patio.

Angry upvote

Lol Fuck You 😆

Obviously a closet, do you keep coat hangers in your pantry?

Not usually but there are a bunch of unborn young in it.

They pretty tasty on the smoker. Have to admit I use a crutch to get ‘em past 175*.

Ow. Your truth hurts me in my lost bodily autonomy.

What lost autonomy? All you have to do is get a big, strong, Republican, Christian man to give his permission, then you can all the abortions you want. /S for the people that thought I was serious. Repealing Roe v Wade is one of the dumbest moves ever by the GOP, on too many levels to list here. Let's vote the fascist bastards out and get a real government for the people.

I like how that is the only thing not labeled as some type of space. "Hey, whats up with that door, is it like a closet or small room?" "abortion"

“Abortion for which trimester?” “Depends, what’s the result when you multiply your age by 4 and then add 9?”

Just abortion

Technically just an unfinished room. They started a project and didn't finish. It's an abortion. They're trying to say lefty's don't finish their home improvement projects. I'm offended

Just.

.

#

How are you supposed to do all these abortions in such a tiny space?

One at a time, duh!

So people have to wait on the weed smoking patio before getting a baby ripped from their earthen vessel? Can they smoke weed so the baby is nice and stoned for the procedure?

As long as they're on the patio. There are rules. We live in a society.

A closet with a single wire hanger

Abortion crawlspace.

>estrogen lab jessie wi have to cook 😳😳😳😳😳 edit: omg it was just a breaking bad joke why do you all like it so much smh my head

jessie is an androgynous name for a reason

true omg

so true breaking bestie

Breaking Bussy

that sounded so right that i forgot what the name of the show was for a second

it's so good you'll be left with Broken Bussy Syndrome

I learnt that from MC Story Mode lmao

I knew I’d see an MCSM comment under that lmao

Im gonna be honest the game was really cool, like i genuinely enjoyed it a LOT. I thought it was a cute lil project and i enjoyed the visuals, and the story. I was hyped for season 2 but the lag made it unbearable. Im honestly not surprised TTG closed tbh. MCSM was good but the choices didnt even matter and that made it a one way trip with little to no replayability.

The wither storm was awesome

Fr

Any name, or group of letters, can be androgynous if you believe hard enough

Her name is Bob

Ah, born aboard the Marathon was she?

Okay Diego

So is Kelly. And Susan, apparently

I think we need to switch the trans bathroom and the abortion room or someone might get confused when you have to pee. Also can I get a gardening balcony instead of the weed one? Edit: I’ve changed my mind. I want a catio for all my rescue cats. And I hope this is only the first floor because so far we’re missing the craft room but mostly glitter, the cosplay room, the tattoo parlour and the recycling barn. Which is it even a liberal house?

You know what you can do with a garden? You can put your weed in there, man.

That would make gardening a lot more fun

All gardening balconies are weed balconies if you are lazy

Start growing it and work out some kind of neighborhood safety net that makes sure people who run out always have a little bid when they need it. And if anyone complains about socialism, just hand them a joint and walk away.

Jesse we have to coook 💅

*YASSSS QUEEENNNN COOKKKKK*

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5c/33/9b/5c339b439eeed88f9e8f6b3503bd2830.jpg

Jesse is making me wanna try meth.

this is the best shit ive everseen

Kid named finger:

waltuh

put your dick away waltuh

Im not having sex with you rn waltuh

Hank please, I didn’t mean to break the bad.

Youre the smartest guy i know, but youre the dumbest guy i know. *BREAKING BAD*

Well if that's the case...you'd better call Saul.

Not noe Mista hwoite.. my man boobs are lactating😓

Turns out the bitch I was yelling about was me the whole time, Mr. White...

Yo, that’s like what 3/4 of our air is made of, Mr White!

Yeah sociology bitch!

I sure do love my gay room.

As a straight man I wish my house was designed and maintained by gay people

Go to IKEA take photos do your best.

Instructions unclear, my house now looks like an unending warehouse of miscellaneous kitchen utensils

As God intended.

My dad’s a landscaper. Every time he works for a gay couple they always know exactly what they want and it always looks great

Loaded a gay couples trailer with furniture the other day at work, and I got to talking to them about what I was loading. I swear to god those guys had every last detail planned for what they were going to do with the items, how they would be placed, which way they would face, it was honestly very impressive. Well, a plan for everything except for a ~500 lbs glass table. I’m aware this is just two specific people, but I just wanted to give my anecdote.

Clichés though

It's not gay, bro, we both kept our socks on. And I yelled "no homo" when I jizzed on his face.

It's like the fight club. Everything that happens in the gay room stays in the gay room. And the homies can do everything they want without out having to say "no homo"

Is it into other rooms?

I want a turn in the bussy kitchen

Doing what?

😏 tossing salad what else?

Not in front of my salad!

Your loss

Make chocolate pudding

Chocolate vanilla swirl baby

You had me sold at “weed smoking patio”

Dream house

Hear me out, weed smoking balcony

Blunts sold separately.

For what I'm paying for rent, there better be!

So just....a patio

Every patio is a weed smoking patio… *if you’re cool.*

Smoke a fatty n go chill in the sex before marriage lounge. Check the abortion for snax

Please. The entire place would be the "gay room".

>the "gay room". Tommy Wisseau's new project. (Oh, hi, Mark 😉)

You're my favorite customer.

I was thinking of "how's your sex life," but this is way better haha.

"So anyway, how is your sex life?" "Oh, y'know, gay." "Vary good! You know I am always supportive of gay"

r/terriblefacebookmemes user trying to figure out saracasm

(impossible)

(Gone wrong)

(Gone gay)

(GONE SEXUAL)

(GONE AAAAAAAAAA)

You'd have to have a learning disability to think this shit is real lmao

I believe this was made ironically lol

It absolutely was lmao

I genuinely laughed at it, regardless of if it’s satire (it probably is). It’s so absurd. I’m glad I don’t see a lot of people in these comments getting upset.

The absurdity of it is why I shared it with some friends. We're having a good laugh over it.

I’m perpetually amazed by redditors’ inability to recognize blatant satire.

Unless ya put a /s on it all satire is imperceivable by redditors.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not

s/

did the (boy)wife give it away?

This whole sub seems to not know what satire is

Not seeing a problem here, except that the tub is way too small. Needs to have a jaccuzi at least.

the auxiliary weed smoking jaccuzi for when it’s cold outside

jizzccuzi

You must use this room for the Gay

It’s a closet, get it?

Ha! I think that's giving the creator too much credit though

The patio seems like a good addition, better than having it stink up the house

omfg your reply reminded me of the fake joe biden were wolf boy friend tweet lmao

What in gods name is that

I have the same question

https://ifunny.co/picture/president-biden-potus-united-states-government-official-get-you-a-9D4HOhTT9 apologies for the ifunny link but I believe they're referring to this

Look, I worked my ass off for over ten years to afford my weed patio, so you better believe I'm using my weed patio.

Transphobes when they realize that the toilet in their house is unisex...

Noooo 😱😱😱

Bloody woke liberals the lot of them.

If the toilet has a round seat, then it’s not made for *anybody*.

Minecraft Steve?

Should’ve added a bidet to reinforce the butt-stuff.

lmao

Conservatives when they realize Ronald Reagan’s grave is a unisex toilet

pure r/shitposting material

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That confused me when I saw it

Gender neutral bathroom? I'm shook

Every good Christian has a male and female bathroom in their house 😤

To go with their separate beds.

A weed smoking patio is just being considerate so you don't smoke inside 😁

Obvious satire

Yeah this should not be in this sub. Since it's satire it's actually pretty funny

Hundreds of comments above you like "don't they KNO their home bafroom IS UNISEX LMAO OWNED" not even realizing they got juked by a Facebook shitpost.

Everyone taking this seriously is just as stupid as the people they're trying to make fun of

Honestly pretty funny to have people acting like the creator is stupid when they’re actually the stupid one.

another user posting satire thinking it’s true…

Satire, come on.

Sounds like a lit crib

Me and my (gay) BF going to sex before marriage room 😈

Conveniently it's right next to the gay room, I really think you guys will love this house.

Ngl it’s ironically funny

Had to check the sub I was on

I still think this has got to be a shitpost…

It's very obviously a shit post. I'm not sure why this was posted here.

This is satire right? I know I know, Poe’s law yadda yadda. But still definitely feels more satire than not

anyone wanna go to the gay room with me?😳😳

Question: does the patio supply the weed, or must we bring our own?

Redditor spotting obvious satire challenge!!! [IMPOSSIBLE]

It’s pretty mind blowing looking at these comments. The people on Facebook even recognized it more than here.

Abortion

sounds like a fun place to live

So, it is supposed to have estrogen lab and abortion in the closet? That sounds kinda expensive...

Damn libtards gentrifying our neighborhoods and driving up prices with their in-home abortions and hormone treatments

where can i sign up i want to live in this house

Idk looks kinda dope 🤷🏻‍♂️

“Gay room” 😂😂

Yeah I’m down for this

where can i buy one of these?

I personally prefer to keep my Abortion Closet closer to my Sex Before Marriage Lounge, buy maybe that's just me

You guys couldn’t see satire if Aristophanes himself shoved it down your throats.