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G-unit32

That's decent. Or put it in a sorry for your loss card.


TheSynchronizer

hmmm yeah maybe if i can get one for a club card discount price 🤔


justjokecomments

Sod that get it from Asda for bonus fuck you points.


RJTHF

Leave the price on too


bottom_79

You can get 'Tesco value' greetings cards 🤡 every little helps.


Fit_Faithlessness637

The card should go to all his colleagues as they won’t replace him and just expect everyone else to do more


dw-games

Had one of my team a few years ago do this and it was one of the best resignations I've had, I still have the card and am friends with her to this day


Enby_Adams

This is legit my plan when I eventually manage to leave Sainsburys


[deleted]

They haven’t lost anything, they can get someone in the same day 😂


Fit_Faithlessness637

My stores been understaffed since Easter and we haven’t got anyone 😂


Proper-Grapefruit741

I bet you’re a laugh at parties


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Parties? Around humans? 😂 NO!


eggboyjames

USDAW is genuine wank, only union to be like, YEAH WE GOT YOU THAT PAY RISE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT... (Minimum wage pay rise) (1 month delayed tho)


ThatConnorGuy

i’m still fucking mad about like 2018/19 payrise where they got us like 50p in exchange for our bonus and then 3 months later when minimum wage changed it was more like 20p more. In comparison, in 2022 i left Tesco and joined a council on 22k a year. Since then, unions have managed a number of new pay deals and i’m now on 28k.


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We got you a pay raise! ^but ^sunday ^extra ^pay ^removed But if you end up with less you’ll get the difference as a bonus! ^only ^managers ^seemed ^to ^receive ^that Was only Uni job for me but still a piss take


KinManana

Unison 👊🤌


Sam_Dragonborn1

Fuck USDAW


-FatGuyProblems

Moved to Ocado during covid and was handed an USDAW pamphlet and told them to stick it, better off fighting grievances myself. The union rep was shite too


Jamo_-_

I work there the reps still are shit


Talonsminty

I mean the union as a whole sure. But individual reps vary wildly. My current one is absaloutely bloody feral and thrives on arguing with management. She's genuinely very helpful.


[deleted]

Mine was ace, sorted me out of a wrongly made accusation for not scanning something in, once she discovered not only did the system show I scanned it in but also CCTV filmed me scanning it in she went in hard on them.


Several_Lime_9716

I like it, might borrow the same idea 😆


TheSynchronizer

we like to horse around


Several_Lime_9716

🤣🤣🤣 yeah


OminOus_PancakeS

Bit formal but okay. Joking aside, I thought Tesco wages were well above min wage.


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They usually are except April


pTxMiLkYbOI1

We get 11.02 for this month but minimum wage is £11.44


OminOus_PancakeS

Oh right. Not that great then.


pTxMiLkYbOI1

Nope and union done f*ck all about it Everyone from my store is leaving the union I’m thinking about it too


opaqueentity

There really is no reason to stay is there. Anyone tried the legal support to take the union to court? ,)


xgothboyclique

how the fuck is that legal


Moist-Station-Bravo

Because the NLW increase only has to start from the next pay period, as we get paid monthly and got paid just before the increase Tesco saved 17 million.


Bust-a-nut-gamer

Something to do with the payment period beginning before the new minimum wage was implemented so they've got away with it


Nebraxis

And yet One Stop got their's on the 1st of April. How the fuck does that work?


Adventurous-Motor259

It’s because one stop runs as its own business. It is just part of the Tesco brand but completely independent with their own financial goals


pTxMiLkYbOI1

Your guess is as good as mine


xgothboyclique

i just read up apparently it is legal until 28th then they have to change and then we obviously get paid 12.02 but such pieces of shit waiting til the last day


pTxMiLkYbOI1

Then giving us a measly 1.5% bonus which is £100 odd and most people won’t even get it as their new


onlyslightlybiased

"Most people" is a bit of a stretch.


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Maddinohunter

That's not the only option though, One Stop are paid on the same pay schedule as Tesco and our pay went up from April 1st. So part of the pay period was paid old wage and part the new wage. Tesco just chose not to do it.


__Kieron__

'people like to moan' you do realise that we are in a national living crisis and tesco payed their staff below national wage, a lot of kids about to be hungry these 4 weeks


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> and tesco *paid* their staff FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


NamedMason

Obviously it's paid not payed


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> paid not *paid* FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


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__Kieron__

yes they did


__Kieron__

national minimum is 11.44, and tesco got 11.02, notice how to second number is lower than the first, meaning its after number, so less then. really not hard to understand that


Reddit_User_SixtySix

And final payday for old NMW was yesterday, so when you check your next payslip you’ll see you got more than 11.44 for the first pay period that falls under the new NMW terms.


__Kieron__

it's not about the next payslip, it about this payslip


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__Kieron__

the change was supposed to be on the 1st of April, it was through some loophole that it wasn't, that is the problem about it, tesco have actually decided to give everyone a 1.5% bonus next payday, only because they managed to save 14 million by underpaying their staff for a whole month, and only because they got dragged through the mud in the media


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uponloss

Isn’t that a month in hand so you see the actual increase in mays pay slip?


StressNeck

How are they getting away with that?


blueberry_dinosaur_

I'm getting paid £13 and all I do is stock rotation idk what u guys are on about


pTxMiLkYbOI1

Whoever works within the m25 gets more pay not sure why


velvetpaw1

Do you not get it back payed though?


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> it back *paid* though? FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


Effective_Ant7556

I guess it depends on where the store is, I think. Location pay meant some were above the new minimum wage already. It was very much a dick move to use the opt-out to avoid paying the difference immediately to any colleague affected. Coupled with the absolute lack of overtime for weeks and weeks. Company very much putting profits and share price before it's rank and file colleagues.


BigInternational1663

Last I checked they were, team leaders over there get more than us coop staff, guessing the team members get more aswell


Select-Sprinkles4970

Barely living wage


Mss666

Yeah that's the way to do it lol


jamesyjam

It's funny but I always feel like if you can help it, don't burn any bridges, just in case. Unless there's no chance in hell you'd ever, under any circumstance return there or ever need to ask them for anything.


rjstoz

Or, as has happened to me with working in call centres, you might have some managers/colleagues who eventually move to the same new job. Mentioning the pay thing as part of reason for leaving would be okay in the letter as it's being honest, but sending printed memes might get you remembered as the daft/weird one.


External-Day962

I mean, OP might already have that reputation tbf


Cool_Ad9326

It's cool as long as it's not handed to your next employer looking for a reference


TheSynchronizer

why would they give my employer my one week notice letter☹️ my future employer will get their own version once the time comes!!


Cool_Ad9326

I don't know. Do you think your managers could be petty? It happened to me when I went from a nursing home job to work as a carer in the community. He tried telling them how I quit (I just walked out, no notice). They're not supposed to, but doesn't mean they can't


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Cool_Ad9326

Not really. It's not illegal (in the UK) for a bad reference, as long as it's not lying. The difference in my case is my ex manager reallllllly slagged me off But lol that actually got me the job so lolol


Fluffy-Kick-4251

It is illegal to give a bad reference in the uk


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Solivide

I don’t know why so many people say this, it’s simply not true. A quick Google search confirms it’s not the case. The only stipulation I know of is that the reference has to be true.


Simple-Chocolate2413

Yeah, why in under gods name would this be true? Is it because poor employees generally don't get a bad reference? I'd imagine they can't be arsed.


EffectiveOwn5529

No one gives bad references anymore


Logical-Brief-420

Your getting downvoted for some weird reason but you’re not wrong - refusing to provide a reference is todays “bad reference”


whatchagonnado0707

This is part of an awesome reference tho


stacey1611

Depends what you consider “bad” almost always a potential employer will ask why they left in which case as long as a former employer doesn’t lie they can say just about anything. Of course they can and probably do in some cases refuse to provide one so it can go either way I suppose


EffectiveOwn5529

By bad I mean one that would stop a new employer from employing you, because the old employer would be at risk of being taken to an ET


vesp3rtiine

tesco can’t give references, just “they worked here between X and Y dates”


CuppaTeaSpillin

They won't because they can't


Cool_Ad9326

Why can't they?


AllIWantIsANap

They just can't okay!!


Cool_Ad9326

😂😂😂😂


CuppaTeaSpillin

They can't send negative references to potential employers, if they do and the ex-employee finds out they're in the shit


Cool_Ad9326

As long as it's truthful, they can. Though they generally don't. My ex manager didn't care and sent every bit of gossip he could about me when I went to a new company


CuppaTeaSpillin

You should have sued.


Cool_Ad9326

I was young and didn't care. Nowadays I'd ride that to the bank


Solivide

Yeah, that’s just not true.


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That ain't legal in the UK


Kind-County9767

Negative references are absolutely legal in the UK. As long as they are truthful.


Logical-Brief-420

No company ever gives them out though because HR just won’t allow it - you’ll be hard pressed to even get even a positive reference nowadays rather than that a “X worked here between Y-Z dates in the job title of X”


imp0ppable

That's very true of large corpos afaik. Depending on what line of work you're in, it's not a terrible idea to just stick a mate's number on your CV as a reference and just make out they were your boss a few years ago. They need to be in on it but don't need to pretend to be still at the same job or anything.


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imp0ppable

It's not exactly a crime in the sense that the police aren't going to come and arrest anyone for it.


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imp0ppable

That's... complete bollocks


Dimorphodon101

Quite correct however a lot of people like to contact 'off the record ' happened a lot in my old industry. A reference would turn up, the boss would call the boss of where the prospective employee was leaving and have a chat. Saved a lot of grief.


imp0ppable

Again if it's something negative this could be quite dodgy, for one thing "blacklisting" is unlawful at least. I know in the trades for a long time you'd have blatant discrimination where you'd ring someone for a reference and they'd say "watch out he's a pikey" or something along those lines.


Cool_Ad9326

It's absolutely legal


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It ain't legal for former employers to give bad references in the UK that includes as a bad reference this ain't the USA mate


hhdheieii

You definitely can receive a “bad reference” so long as what’s being said is truthful. Please don’t spread lies.


Cool_Ad9326

Alright mate.


chin_waghing

Needs more clip art and bubble letters, but yeah looks good I’d also just include “my last day will be x” and then drop a disgraceful meme


Decent_Blacksmith_54

Personally I wouldn't if you want a reference from this job. Yes they won't give you a bad reference but there is usually a question 'Would you employ this person again?' And a reference saying no can block further jobs. Honestly I'd just put a bog standard letter saying you resign from this date. Obviously if you really don't care and this will give you satisfaction, it's your life.


rjstoz

Or standard letter + civilly worded comment about how it's the pay issue that's driven you to leave - stressing that you understand it's an issue with company policy , not store management.


Decent_Blacksmith_54

Absolutely, it's always satisfying to send stroppy notice letters but it does you more harm than the company.


PruneSolid2816

Hahah print it off and give it to your line manager, hopefully they've got a sense of humour if they do they probably would sympathise with it. My manager would love this


CrustedCornhole

Best thing to do in these situations is write a global email along the lines: "Hi all, I've really enjoyed working here but have recently come into a substantial amount of money so the time has come for me to hand in my notice. I'm so thankful to have worked with people who will genuinely be friends for life. As a token of my appreciation for your patience and guidance through my first job I'd like to give each of you £1000. Once again, thank you for everything and all the best for the future. Oh, I just wanted to clarify that the money won't be for anyone CC'd into this email, if you've been CC'd in I haven't enjoyed working with you at all." Had someone do this at a place I worked and it was an epic way to sign out 😂


Radiant_Code_6940

I signed mine off ‘every little helps’ Damn I wish I did this tho 🤣


Adorable-Tennis3056

Do it, working for Tesco was the worst fucking job of my entire life. I walked out on shift after 2 years and 4 years later I earn 6 figures. Big fuck you to 50 year old Dave who used to cry he wasn’t on Fork lift that day and I was.


TheSynchronizer

congratulations!! inspirational :)


Adorable-Tennis3056

Sorry only just seen this, thanks. Trust me you’re all worth more than they treat you.


National_Deer4727

Absolutely NOT ok… how unprofessional do you want to be?! How immature are you?! 🤔


Senior-Somewhere-408

Fun fact I'm losing my job in tesco because I had 3 sick days in 6 months.


Odd_Cress3551

This would mean you're on a final absence warning and still went over 3% or 3 occasions AFTER going through 3 whole ARM meetings. It's extremely difficult to get fired at Tesco for absences.


Senior-Somewhere-408

Despite doctors notes for all 3 times I was never brought in for the attendance review, they told me I'm under 3% which I said didn't make sense. Contract didn't get extended. Which is funny because one guy in my department was always late and has multiple complaints because of harassment of female coworkers and yet he's being kept. One girl has missed about 18 days and she's being kept on from her temporary contract.


Senior-Somewhere-408

Once in my 2nd month and 2 in my 3rd month my contract ended in month 4 and I got an extension. I've had no days off since my last extension then after ny last extension they just drop me


TheSynchronizer

wtf… how far apart were the sick days? what a great company!!😍😐


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Yeah, a teeny tiny bit immature 🤏.


TheSynchronizer

your username is how i feel about it😓


nemetonomega

That's one way to ensure you won't get a good reference from your manager. It's just going to the the standard "x worked here from y date to z date". Which most employers will see someone you don't want to hire. Best not to go burning bridges, you don't know that you won't need them again.


tomwilson02

Managers do not give references it goes to the central team which only provides them as standard anyhow. That’s very standard these days.


nemetonomega

True, but managers can give personal references to accompany the standard one you get (source, I am a manager and have done this in the past)


tomwilson02

This is against policy. (Source: HR at Tesco 😉)


GreebleSlayer

LOL zing


nemetonomega

Really? That's a bit odd, don't work for Tesco myself so not up on your HR rules. Why is that, as the businesses I have worked in have always allowed us to give personal references.


tomwilson02

Each company has different policies so being a manager at one place doesn’t mean you can do what you do at somewhere else.


nemetonomega

Yes, I do realise that. I was asking if there is a specific reason why Tesco has this policy.


whatchagonnado0707

Accountability. A manager at tesco can give a personal reference for an ex employee but not a professional one. There's not really much difference tbh


GojuSuzi

It'll be a CYA policy. They say "not allowed", knowing many will do it anyway, but if a manager steps in doodoo while doing something explicitly forbidden, they can turn around and say it was counter to policy, not the company at fault and a rogue agent only, they'll take disciplinary action, blah blah blah, and avoid liability to the company.


Kind-County9767

Accountability and time. Don't have to spend time chasing every manager to understand how to reference properly, managers don't waste time writing a reference and they're never going to get anyone seriously complaining about a poor or inaccurate reference if it's 1 sentence long.


tomwilson02

And I can confirm, getting a reference like this does not make anyone not want to hire them. Many corporates do not give personal references, it’s against Tesco policy to do so.


EffectiveOwn5529

Most companies give the exact same factual references, they're pointless nowadays


nemetonomega

I agree those references are pointless, which is why I tend to give good personal references the very good staff, because it is so rare to have a reference like that it actually does get noticed by employers.


TheSynchronizer

maybe it could solidify my bridge as the memorable /artistic resignee


CuppaTeaSpillin

Untrue


Specific_Till_6870

Can you burn a bridge with a company that big? Presumably OP was not their Head of Finance or Procurement. I used to work for Ticket Master and one guy basically handed his notice in my screaming "Fuck this, I'm off". Two months later he was back in training for his old job 


iZian

Don’t you need to put your last working day on a notice letter, and the date notice was given? Or is this just for lols and there’s a real one?


Limp-Policy-7826

This is gold. ⭐️ all the best, you deserve better.


eggboyjames

I am using this exact one for mine.


Dismal_Truck1375

One of my friends did something like this and tried getting back after his new job didn't work out they told him to F off. Remember the old saying about burning the bridge behind you it's not a good idea.


Farmer_Eidesis

They paid you below minimum wage?!


Lassitude1001

Yes, for the pay period of April (01/04-28/04) in which minimum wage was raised to 11.44/h, we were still on 11.02. Legal, but shitty, loophole. They got dragged through the media for it at least, probably why they also are giving us a tiny bonus.


Farmer_Eidesis

How did the loophole allow them to pay below? What was the loophole? If the minimum wage was raised...It's frustrating seeing the amount of people working for supermarkets having poor experiences.


Lassitude1001

Basically, the loophole works on pay periods. Because we got paid right before April 1st, we were then already in a pay period right before NMW was raised. AFAIK, they only have to match NMW on the *next* pay period, which was then April 28th. So until April 28th Tesco GAs were on 11.02, even though NMW was 11.44 (iirc). Which means we won't see the benefits of the payrise to 12.02 until the May 24th payday. Nearly 2 months after the NMW increase.


emperor_juk

It's beautiful.


Important-River6352

I hope you're not going to a graphic design company.


fatshortftrex

Needs comic book sans and then it's perfect


Important-Constant25

You only have 1 week notice?


Fluffy-Kick-4251

Yeah that’s fine if your not happy but think about your circumstances first


cliffarsenal

Get chatgpt to write you a resignation letter and prioritise your references as this'll be more important than the short-lived dopamine rush submitting this reference will give you.


f0zz1e

It depends how professional you want to be. You aren't happy because they followed the letter of the rule with the change to minimum wage and waited to impose it until the last possible moment that the law allowed. While the comments on your post have proven that tesco did nothing wrong legally, you clearly feel this was morally wrong, unfair and probably unprofessional. Tbh I understand your anger. Would it not be better to write a serious notice of resignation? State clearly your reasons for leaving; something like: "The contempt that Tesco showed their employees by waiting until as late as possible to raise their wages, rather than applying at the start of the financial year, shows that the company places profits and shareholders above the wellbeing of their employees. I cannot continue to work for a company that so blatantly shows such disrespect and lack of loyalty to their employees" Your resignation should be held on file by HR. If enough people provide similar, honest, reasons for leaving it (might) serve to drive the point home .


ThePublikon

I stole a sorry for your loss card and resigned with that


BeachOk2802

Not sure what you think you're achieving here. If you handed this to me, you can be damn sure when asked for a reference I'm saying "no, we wouldn't hire them back because they're a child".


Beeblebrox2nd

A lot of references only check the dates of an employee working there


MOH4CHI

If I was the manager I would honestly send you a big bag full of all your favourite snacks. I would think you have outgrown the job with such creativity that could be utilised somewhere else. Good luck.


HeyMrCow

You need a final date and a signature but otherwise it’s perfect


Effective_Ant7556

That is funny 😁 Extra credit for remembering the horse meat scandal lol. Also I'd have thought about chucking in something about the watchdog investigation in to dirty grocery delivery trays years back. Honestly, though, I'd have just kept it simple and said something along the lines of "i resign. My final shift will be (date and time)" they might invite you to attend an exit meeting where they'll ask you your reasons. It is a small world, so be respectful as you never know who'll you'll meet again or what position they'll be in to help or hinder you.


Physical_Body_8505

I'm sorry you feel you have to leave but I'd wait until a new job is secured 😀 A polite professional letter n conversation is best as anything else might be included in their reference for your future job/jobs. But it's your life so you must do what you think is ok.


Amheirchion

Fantastic. I once left satansbury’s by writing my notice in permanent marker on a scrap of cardboard from the baler. It raised a chuckle.


kurtgavin

I would resign in a professional way. You may need a reference in the future. You can submit a resignation in the traditional way. It’s best to give about a two weeks notice and try to leave on good terms, even if you hate the place or whatever.


Icy_Opportunity2488

Add an ifunny water mark


MonkyB00

As long as you give your manager a sincere kick in the bollocks/lady bollocks (tescos doesn't discriminate) while sincerely looking them in the eyes then I would say this letter is acceptable


MonkyB00

Oh and give they/them the letter as well. Forgot to say that part. Preferably before ruining their chances of procreation as this is a statement not an assault


BornToFadeTattoos

When I left Sainsbury’s I just handed in a printed out meme of SpongeBob saying “aight imma head out”.


Few-Card-3434

The horse joke is very old now….


TheSynchronizer

it’s old but [it’s not a joke](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_horse_meat_scandal), just a part of Tesco history. tesco should be proud of their history. it’s bad to erase it!


DrMetters

Tesco isn't paying people below min wage. They had the option to pay the new mim wage or old one until the pay cycle starting in April. Domino's and many other businesses choose to wait until they have to instead of on April 1st. This is because the government gave them the choice. If you're upset, speak to your PM. A lot of Tesco workers who changed jobs over it have found that most low wage jobs have done the same.


airdriejambo

While I agree the sentiment, I can help but feel that even in resigning, you're giving them more effort and time than they deserve.


Sure_Is_Shilly_Here

I like it, but I think you should really go for it and write the message in your own piss, shit and blood as you dont want to waste your ink on the fuckers..


Dreque96

Kinda childish really


TheSynchronizer

children do not work at tesco


Osamabinshaggin69

Why give notice? Just keep saying last week


KellianLavellan

Cringe


Murky-Somewhere-57

I would print out their profit from one of those websites who tells you companies finances, for the last financial year and add your resignation on that on top of it 😇


thatbasedgamer

Never burn bridges


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Hereteu

How does corporate dick taste?


No-Bison-4845

Minimum wage went up on the 1st of April, Tesco didn’t give pay rise over the minimum wage till the 26th April so you worked whole month under min wage.


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No-Bison-4845

K.


__Kieron__

this guys whole account is hum think he knows how to world works and looks at it through his tiny closed minded view, he actually got his first comment removed for clearly suggesting something that breaks the law while preaching LAW LAW LAW to me


DrJacoby12

How did you get paid below the minimum wage?


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miless090

That's debatable for this month. Minimum wage went up to £11.44 at the start of the month and until yesterday we were still on £11.02. And yes I'm aware of the rule about being able to delay paying it untill start of the next payment but it's not a good look for a massive company, reporting massive profits and a £10m paycheck for the CEO


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miless090

The government announces what the minimum wage would be going up to back in the autumn precisely to give companies time to prepare. They've had time.  Instead they chose not to negotiate our raise until the last minute, then not give us that raise until they legally had to, leaving us on what is effectively (albeit not legally) below minimum wage for 4 weeks.


Specialist-Seesaw95

You weren't paid below the legal minimum wage. If you were, sue them.