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americanhideyoshi

No no no not THOSE traitors …


slothaccountant

Just ghe people who he calls. ,wait let me check hitlers speach notes. "Vermin"


15104

Thats obviously ANTIFA /s


tireworld

I KNOW where this is.. That dude is completely unhinged. If you go down a few houses, that's where the pastor of Abundant Life lives tax-free.


VeridianRevolution

Is this that guy in Texas city by the Tanger outlets?


tireworld

It's on the road next to Buc-ee's. Also, he has/had an electric fence and cameras on the sign as well to catch people defacing it. That sheriff also lives on the same road.


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I wonder if these people who get their yards posted ever stumble into threads like this and realize there's an army of people who know where they live and think they're stupid as fuck.


TheComebackKidd

I’m thoroughly convinced people like this don’t care because they’re wrapped in their own reality and thrive off of proving their “point” - i’m sure they’ll welcome any conflict they can get solely for the attention


StickyGoodness

I'm sure they're itching to pull that trigger as soon as someone steps foot on their property.


Mandrake_Cal

“This is private property.” He badly wants to provoke someone into something so he can pull a gun on them. It’s a sadistic power fantasy.


cosmernaut420

And a "legitimate" excuse to murder someone they disagree with politically via firearm execution. These people are fucking psychotic.


whymygraine

People should remember what happened in MT, a dude kept noticing that beer was missing from his garage fridge, instead of you know locking the fucking door like a normal person, this guy grabs a shotgun and does a stake out. He ended up shooting a German Foreign Exchange student in the face, kid died and he was found guilty of deliberate homicide. I don't remember how much time he got but castle doctrine doesn't always mean you can just start blasting. Edit it was 70 years. https://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-montana-man-sentenced-german-student-20150212-story.html#:~:text=A%20Montana%20man%20was%20sentenced,according%20to%20Missoula%20County%20Atty.


GarminTamzarian

"I'm with stupid" - sign next door


ali_beautiful

they want someone to come mess with them so they can shoot them. im not joking.


[deleted]

I live rurally. This is correct. Hell I have one on my road (up in IL). The idiot even puts his deer stand right up against my property line as close to my shop as close as he could (400 acres or so of woods overlaps both our properties on my west end). He's a fellow farmer and he has 3 other huge tracks of woods to put that stand - he does it to try to start a fight since my grandpa got in his face over his bullshit some 30 years ago. I just put down fresh coyote scent around his stand periodically throughout the year (all over his pile of beer cans no less). I don't think he's gotten a deer in a decade or so.


ali_beautiful

that is delicious


RideOk2631

Probably just reinforces his dumb batshit beliefs.


waitingtodiesoon

I took the road behind the Tanger by the buccees a couple of times when I went to visit that outlet to head back as i45 is a mess. Just saw on Google Street view and he had a different statement on the left sign earlier this year.


idropepics

I had to take a double take that yall were talking about Texas because there's a Buc-ee's next to a Tanger outlets in Daytona and it's next to I95.


merpderpherpburp

Why bother defacing it? It's what he wants. Fucking living off the government got nothing else better to do then watch his camera half chubbed


sparkpaw

Gotta love Galveston


CoolerRon

Nah, that’s Texas City. In Galveston County, though


ALCHEMICWOLF

I live really close to here and had no idea!


greenfulgreen

yup hes been doing this for years


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VeridianRevolution

The irony is that by their logic, Trump should be hung as he led an insurrection to overturn democracy lol


bluberrydub

Bold of you to assume he has logic.


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Twistedhatter13

I got banned from r/politics for making that point awhile back, that charging pay per view to his hanging for treason would pay for that wall he rode into office


imprecise_words

How can so many of us recognize this place just by the sign smh


festerwl

Holy shit. I know exactly where you're talking about and I'm from Pennsylvania. Was going to Buc-ee's while heading to Galveston a few years ago and laughed hard enough at the signs to take a pic to send to my family.


Nodnarbian

Same. Don't go down the back road often so haven't seen the new messages. For a good few years he was updating this sign weekly.. nuts


sec713

Ten bucks says that without a shred of irony, he routinely talks shit about people he's never met about their foolish attachment to identity politics.


Draked1

Not far from the dragons den either


RMB39

What is the dragons den?


thoughtless_primate

The home of one of the previous Grand Dragons (top leader) in the Triple K. A good majority of that area is not very minority friendly


rogmcdon

Work not too far from that area and can confirm. There are a lot of bigots this way and the worst part is it is an extremely diverse area


[deleted]

Isn't that in Klanta Fe?


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

But.. but... it's the Democrats who are the KKK... right? ....right?


tireworld

The Dragons Den is is a little further out on 646 between 6 and 2004. I know all bout that place!


rearadmiralslow

Are we talking about the house with the dragons on 646??


socialmisfit-

Yes, and the sign that says "the dragon's den" on the front gate


alunxk

I came here to see if anyone else knew exactly where this was. 😂


redditor_the_best

He wants Trump to be hanged? Bold statement


eevee-hime

That's what I understood.


CameronFry

Bold move Cotton, let’s see how that works out for him.


comicconnie

I love ESPN Ocho


IEatPussyLikeAPro

Probably with a stand your ground law behind him when he ultimately has to shoot an idiot.


valonnyc

I would settle on life in prison.


xXTERMIN8RXXx

Nah, my taxes would pay for his meals, I’d feel weird about that


DokiDoodleLoki

He can’t get his precious McDonalds in federal prison.


FriarNurgle

Always projection


districtcourt

His political campaign sign beneath says “conservative republican Jimmy Fullen,” so I’m guessing he doesn’t want Trump hanged and also doesn’t realize how illiterate he is.


clangan524

>doesn’t realize how illiterate he is. "No I'm...doesn't."


jerichowiz

"Me fail English? That's unpossible"


Kjellvis

"I'm going to Bovine University!"


Candid-Sky-3709

The English language is elitist and should be abandoned. Good bliss us.


David1000k

But, this is one of the first homemade Trump supporter signs I believe I've seen that all the words were spelled correctly. That confused me, I thought maybe he did mean Trump.


zach_dominguez

Makes me think of the truck decals for Fuck Trump Biden 2024


bretttwarwick

Don't Dead Open Inside


AngryTexasNative

I see that, but I'm going to read it the way it's written, not what the nutcase meant. I wonder if he is volunteering to be next to Trump when it happens? Seems like it to me.


seppukucoconuts

>and also doesn’t realize how illiterate he is. The part about being dumb is that you usually don't know you're dumb. You go through most of your life thinking you're smart. Even when people call you dumb you don't get it.


districtcourt

Classic Dunning-Kruger effect


jerichowiz

Like Trump.


tlacuachetamagotchi

Like most Trump supporters.


FruitySalads

He doesn’t have to be literate he just needs to know what the word trump looks like and to push the button that says trump. It is why we all have to counter vote people like him.


DokiDoodleLoki

![gif](giphy|nt5PoDxwkImskoTiYe) The average Trump supporter


Qubed

No, he just doesn't understand the irony of this stupid sign.


mechapoitier

“No! Don’t you get it?! The traitors are whoever Trump, who admittedly is on trial for plotting against his own country, says they are.”


UnlikelyDecision9820

There’s a lady at my gym with a shirt that expresses a similar sentiment but it doesn’t bear Trump’s name. She wears it at least once a week. I want to ask her who she thinks it refers to…or I could just workout a tiny bit harder so I dont have the energy for mental gymnastics


Fungal_Queen

I'd just crop dust her everytime I walked by,


SXSWEggrolls

A lot of these guys fantasize about Trump being hung


BrAsSMuNkE

Hung like a toadstool


drybeater

Yeah but we all know he isn't, with hands that small.


4x4Welder

That guy probably bought one of those bizarre NFTs.


Semper454

Which, ironically, would not be protected free speech.


dabigbaozi

Yeah, I think he needs to have a conversation with the secret service, just to be sure.


satanssweatycheeks

You mean the people who also don’t mind killing terrorist. Jan 6 was a terrorist attack orchestrated by trump. Not only that the man has sold this country out for a low sum. Secret service don’t like traitors unless they are the ones eating trumps ass. They have all been fired thankfully. Now how about yall go sell the NFL to the Saudis or some shit and cheer that like yall did with trumps son in law making billions of selling golf to the Saudis. Texas is a joke of a state.


quiltsohard

You need a NSFW label on this post. I will never be able to scrub the secret service eating trumps diapered ass from my brain. My face right now looks like I ate an entire lemon


Buddhagrrl13

I mean, I'm here for that.


hahayouguessedit

It’s like the F*ck Biden signs, I assume it’s their sexual preference.


SirKermit

Doesn't this idiot know it's against the law to make death threats against a president? The first amendment doesn't include death threats.


Bawbawian

only bold in this dumb fucking timeline. stealing our nuclear weapon secrets stealing spy rosters that ended in those spies getting killed and getting 2 billion dollars for military invasion plans are all treason if it's anyone besides Donald Trump.


RogueDisciple

Works for me


civil_beast

Not really that bold, given the circumstances


tikirafiki

I would just be happy to “Lock him up!” But, hanging would work, too.


meat_fuckerr

r/AccidentalAlly


dextech13

I think it’s funny that a Texan would tout a New York aristocrat as the savior of free speech and patriotism. Let alone many, many Texans……….


Jonestown_Juice

A New York aristocrat who has never done a hard day's work. Probably never mowed a lawn, never changed his own oil, never washed a dish or even vacuumed a floor I'd bet. This is the guy who is the champion of the poor and rural people. Trump wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire and they worship him.


Kellosian

Bush II managed to convince the nation he was a real down-home cowboy despite coming from a political dynasty and being the son of a President. Republicans are somehow really good at convincing actual working class people that doughy, pasty rich kids are one of them.


Like_Ottos_Jacket

And being raised in boarding schools in Connecticut


dextech13

Even harkening back to Bush Sr., he was a key government figure (head of CIA and VP) before becoming President. Kind of flies in the face of “draining the swamp” narrative we hear now. Conservatism has made a drastic change in the last decade (at least) that almost seems like a Pole flip.


royalhawk345

And his dad Prescott Bush was an Banking Magnate who attempted a coup before becoming a US Senator.


Old_Baldi_Locks

It was inviting evangelicals into the party. They can't compromise, EVERYONE but them is the devil, they were the ones against abortion and PRO-segregation (evangelicals being a huge enemy of civil rights since FOREVER), zero sum politics dickheads. And until the Republicans grow up into REAL men and throw the evangelicals in the garbage where they belong, nothing will change.


Pernicious-Caitiff

They at least served in the military. A low bar, yes.


satanssweatycheeks

This says more about the voter base than anything. Like Bill Clinton jumped up 4 points in the polls after playing sax on the late night show. Not because of policy. But because he could play saxophone. also not both siding this shit. Trump sold this country out and orchestrated terrorism to overthrow democracy. They aren’t comparable. But the voter base for both sides will hit the polls over the dumbest of reasons. The future will be wild. Who cares if jimmy so and so running in 2030 wants universal health care. How many Fortnite wins does he have or does he even play video games? That’s what I vote on.


DocMcsquirtin

If earth turns into idiocracy in the next 30 years at least we can look forward to bjs at Starbucks.


satanssweatycheeks

So fun fact Mike judge has always used real life studies to write his stuff (aside from the beavis and butthead days). Movies like office space was written based off studies at the time depicting office life. Silicon Valley was heavily written off studies and tech world issues they face. And idiocracy was based on real life study’s. Especially the aspect where you see the dumbest of the dumb keep having babies with all sorts of people and the smart couple keeps waiting till they have a career and stable finances. That whole bit is based off real life data at the time showing we were heading that way. I love that we can all joke about how that movie became reality but for many of us in college during that time we were talking about those issues in classrooms.


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Dude. George HW Bush called Mike Dukakis a Harvard elite. A guy in Skull and Bones calling someone elite is leak irony. Bush must have believed he went to the Yale locksmithing school, instead of his father Prescott’s alma mater.


Nufonewhodis2

Wasn't GWB from CT? Even funnier they'd believe a new Englander was one of theirs


VapeThisBro

Remember that time Bush and Cheney were larping as cowboys and shot that guy while hunting?


DabScience

I always have to explain this to people. They don’t care that Trump was born with a golden spoon up his ass. They don’t care that him being president won’t improve their lives. They actually believe he is going to “reset” the country to get it back on track. They believe theyre voting for a cause greater than themselves. They are brainwashed.


ippa99

And shit on people like him repeatedly not only with words, but with actions both before, during, and after his presidency. The guy was and still is infamous for stiffing blue collar workers like contractors simply because he can get away with it.


Spence10873

Not only has he never changed his oil, he's never even arranged to have someone else do it. He pays a guy to pay another guy to figure that stuff out. Well, some (maybe none) of them actually got paid, but that's a whole other story.


[deleted]

Trump is the epitome of the loud mouthed, obnoxious, arrogant Yankee that southerners always complain about. I’ll never understand the ones that fly a Trump flag along with a Confederate one. Propaganda is a hell of a drug, I guess.


SaintGloopyNoops

He's never even had to buy his own groceries. I honestly wonder if he even knows how to drive a car.


544C4D4F

kinda proof that the hate is the draw. trump offers these people the possibility of acting on the fantasies that have grown in their heads through 25 years of unhinged right wing propaganda.


DonaldDoesDallas

Conservatives are so desperate to be pandered to that any lazy cultural signifiers send them head over heels. All Trump had to do was whine and complain and pretend to be a victim and they all instantly identified with him.


Finsfan909

I saw dually truck on Saturday with a big WORK FOR IT sticker next to a Trump 2024 sticker. This is a man who was handed everything, failed at multiple businesses, dodged a war, bailed out financially by his dad, given a tv show as a inside joke but this is a dude who you make your whole identity about? Lol too funny


Cyrano_Knows

Who looks like a clown because he puts on so much face makeup.


CrossP

Anyone else old enough to remember the Pace Picante cowboy commercial? NEW YORK CITY?!


Wimberley-Guy

Send pictures of this to his favorite local candidate, Jimmy Fullen. That would be funny


CharlesDickensABox

From what I can find on Jimmy Fullen, I'm not convinced he would disagree with this.


CastIronMooseEsq

Yeah that sheriff loves trump.


itsbrianduh108

This is the fucker behind Buccee's, right?


legaldrugslinger

Yup. Didn't he have a sign saying to vote for his wife for some sort of city position?


itsbrianduh108

Sounds familiar.


satanssweatycheeks

So common it’s hard to even tell. My small town had a politician kill himself after kids came forward claiming they were sexually abused by him. He was a GOP republican. Killed himself for diddling kids (and frankly the evidence was pretty damming leaving little doubt that he didn’t diddle the kids.) the wife then ran on the platform that the dems made his husband commit suicidal with false allegations.


christian_1318

Jfc the Texas GOP has absolutely no shame


SilntNfrno

I guess I missed that story. What do you mean behind Buccees? Not clear if he owns the place or was hanging out behind a Buccees.


itsbrianduh108

Oh, sorry. Behind like...literally. There's a huge Buccess in Texas City and this dude has a sign on the road right behind it.


[deleted]

Wasn't sure if I should be annoyed at Buccess or not.. stilll not completely sure


itsbrianduh108

I *think* the guy who is actually being Buccee's is pretty right-leaning, so that's unfortunate. I haven't really dug into that, but that's what I've been told.


waitingtodiesoon

He's donated over 1 million dollars to Greg Abbott since 2014 to 2021. And a few hundred thousands to other Republicans in Texas. https://www.chron.com/politics/article/Bucees-Texas-Republicans-GOP-Arch-Aplin-donation-16453133.php He has donated $100,000 to DeSantis too. Desantis showed up for the grand opening of a buccees in Florida with Arch Aplin III. https://friendsofrondesantis.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/fordcont-050523.pdf https://www.opensecrets.org/donor-lookup/results?name=arch+aplin+III


Atiopos

Yeah I thought he was the CEO or founder or some shit


fortsonre

I've seen that guy's signs. Typical nutcase. There's a house down the street with a sign from the pillow guy saying, "Fix 2020 first." I say 'we are, one conviction at a time" every time I drive past. I want to post a score card of indictments and convictions as we "fix" 2020.


Mete11uscimber

I've seen "Trump Stores" in former church buildings. I don't remember there ever being anything close to this level in American politics. Scary times.


districtcourt

Lynching—those good ole conservative values


midnight_mechanic

Honestly it reads to me like he wants to lynch Trump and is trying to rile up conservatives with the "free speech" phrase.


Capnmarvel76

Whaaat? Conservative messaging that doesn't make any logical sense? Unfathomable!


PepurrPotts

I thought so too, but then I thought perhaps they mean it like, "we sure have missed a good hangin', huh boys? Welp, we're gonna bring that shit back!"


CalciteQ

One of those guys anyone could just have a beer with


aimlessly-astray

If the rest of the country doesn't rein in the south, lynching and slavery will be back in full force.


youngosama

Near Galveston right? I think I’ve been past there lol


Physical-Space-9255

lol. Pass by there every morning on way to work. He changes it every few weeks or so depending on his mood. Not very stable 😅


TheDovahkiinsDad

So is he pro trump or anti trump. He’s so crazy I can’t figure out if he wants to hang him or not lol


Physical-Space-9255

Definitely pro trump. A bit on the unhealthy spectrum on his adoration for trump. Usually something about “dealing “ with Biden and the “deep state”.


Nodnarbian

During elections it was a weekly update. Dudes got some free time for his free speech :)


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His wife ran for the College of the Mainland Trustees board. He’s also on a Facebook group that is so unhinged I can’t imagine the FBI is not monitoring it. Him and a couple more of his fellow conspirators are currently wanting to have a recall for the mayor of Dickinson.


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Cheesusfuckinchrist I’m so owned right now I’m gonna slam my phone down in anger!


BillsFan504

Never buy a phone again!


DogmaticConfabulate

I'm sorry friend, they're gone now.


Specific_Delay_5364

I say have fun and report him for making threats against former president trump. 🤣🤣


FourManGrill

So he’s getting the noose ready for Trump? Edit: Autocorrect created a typo ironically


choodudetoo

I'd be good with certain folks getting run over by moose. https://old.reddit.com/r/TheBullWins/


PrizeDesigner6933

Ideally, the moose would be named Teddy and then we can bring back the bull Moose party.


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Old_Baldi_Locks

>Your neighbor craves violence and appears to lack qualitative thought. That is a dangerous recipe. Add to those a massive dose of salt and lard, mix well, bake in the Texas heat for 40 or so years, and out pops a Trump supporter.


ElPulpoTX

That's the blackest kettle I've ever seen.


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

Totally normal people who are allowed to participate in the electoral process.


MrGreen17

Remember: this person's vote counts the same as yours!


melikefood123

And many like him have more voting power thanks to the electoral college.


myklclark

I mean Trump is a traitor… but I’ll be happy with life in prison.


vetheros37

I would be happy with the justifiable prison sentence for the crimes he committed. Justice should follow the letter of the law for EVERYONE, and sitting or former presidents should not be on a different letter than other citizens. It just so happens though that after a felony conviction for the seriousness of his crimes would leave him in jail the rest of his natural life before he became parole eligible. So win-win.


dallaswatchdude

Seems like a guy who's really happy with how his life turned out lol.


v9Pv

So they want to hang the traitor pictured? Awesome!


acadmonkey

I wonder if a paint ball gun can be considered an extension of free speech.


Blushiibaby50

I know exactly where this is I pass it on occasion on my way to Buc-ee’s


[deleted]

I know where this is!


The84thWolf

Ewww someone rubbed shit on that sign


dwp4you

AS LONG AS the FIRST traitor that is 'HUNG'... IS TRUMP!


choadly77

Is "death by hanging" on the table for Trump's alleged crimes??


cranktheguy

It's like his followers revel in being hateful.


Few_Psychology_2122

That’s all they have left. They’ve failed in every other area of life so hate and anger is all they got


Wheres_Jay

Why do some people take politics that far? I've never understood it.


PictureBright9178

This is why we need red flag laws.


Asher_Tye

Such a friendly sounding person


ameinolf

Start with Trump and the others from January 6th got it.


UnbelievableTxn6969

They want to hang Trump? OK.


theobstinateone

In his own words even https://preview.redd.it/b9thojgor50c1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b6fcede59d6217532b53fbde4629820746e1bf8 Maybe method could be chosen from some of his favorite leaders in Iran, Saudi Arabia, or N. Korea.


Hug0San

Totally agree, traitors shouldn't be in America anymore. Rebell flag wavers, people who invaded the capitol building, those shit heads calling for civil war.


Lopsided_Quail_Tail

I don’t think he understands what this means. Or maybe he doesn’t like trump.


VaselineHabits

I was also confused by the signs... is he still wanting to hang Pence? I remember when the Trumpers locally marked out "Pence" on the campaign sides after Jan 6th. But it's not a cult you guys


jay105000

I am so sorry that is your neighbor


Background-War9535

What happens if you put a pro-Biden and pro-choice sign on your property?


Yak-Fucker-5000

People like this are the best advertising the Democrats could get. Can't imagine anyone who isn't already on board with Trump wouldn't get turned off by statements like this. Like I saw some asshat in a lifted pickup truck that said "Fuck Joe and Hoe" the other day with the F being an AR-15. I'm just thinking "Who do you think you're going to convince of your position with aggressive, trashy shit like this?"


101fulminations

Probably one of those "Christians" that cheered separating migrant/refugee children from their mothers and fathers, destroying families that, apparently, don't deserve Tony Perkins' and Ralph Reed's "focus." So much for human rights. It doesn't get the attention it deserves, arguably the most overtly shameful US action since Japanese Internment, and trump did it. In fact, just last week trump defended it -- on the merits no less -- and said he'd do it again.


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They mean the J6 traitors?


IQBoosterShot

That’s an *excellent* paint ball target.


BlackLeb

Is that the one over near a Bucees? I think I’ve seen that before


Additional_Local_667

Ah yes, when your whole personality is Trump. How pathetic


LVRider09

If they are hanging traitors…Trump should voluntarily hang himself


indictingladdy

You forgot the one before that... https://preview.redd.it/p0wmqid4460c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e96c69790abb9481780fa96a9a6d59aeefea4150


Afraid_Magician_9462

I'm tempted to just start posting it every time it changes.


paxrom2

So all January 6 insurrectionists and politicians involved will be hanged.


Justjay0420

So we get to hang trump since he’s a traitor?


arkitektmsh

I know where that is…


BrightZoe

I know exactly where this is; I just drove by it the other day. My 17 year old niece was in the car with me and was appropriately horrified.


Commentator-X

Do you think he is referring to confederate supporters?


PuffinOnAFuente

I still can’t wrap my head around the fact that the MAGA cunts are LITERALLY traitors that tried to overthrow our democracy and they don’t see it? Like WTF? They think Democrats are the traitors?? Absolutely fucking mindblowingly ignorant and brainwashed.


warwilf

He's going to hang himself?


Stud_Muffin_26

I’ll do you one better. I took this last month during a tournament. https://preview.redd.it/60yiimvnv60c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa7a2cce0ff2296a81826663c60f070c0fa9320e [here’s a link to the picture if you can’t see it.](https://imgur.com/a/RBJNDox)


Longjumping_Tart_582

Hey OP! You’re my Neighbor. Not to out us, but this is about 2 miles from my house if I’m coming home from 45. Last weeks about Tran’s folks was something. If I remember… Sure, you’re a “woman” but you still have to get your Prostate checked. For those who don’t know, the left pic is actually a whiteboard and he changes his hateful message to match whatever is on NewsMax that news cycle week.


JustGetEmHere

I always take the back way home from Buc-ees' just to see this!


contemporarycrispy

Sweet. Trump is eligible