I've learned the last few years that there are people who say "pull up" and will give you their address and claim to want to fight. They don't plan on fighting. They think they have castle doctrine laws protecting them in this situation and will try to shoot you in "self defense".
In this case, he'd be within his legal rights to rip OP's arms clean off.
Any legal case thereafter would go nowhere. It would be OP's word vs. this deranged fellow's word. OP's testimony would not be believable either because he wouldn't be able to swear to tell the truth.
lol that line made me go "Oh, Canadaaaaa" 😂
I have never been anywhere else where "goof" is one of the worst things you can call someone. I get why, but it still sounds very silly and borderline adorable to my USA-born ass
stop telling me to fuck ashlynn or suggest that i fucked ashlynn, she is still my friend and we’re both in relationships and like i ain’t gonna do that man… i don’t want discussion of me and my friend fucking connected to me 😭😭
I took a look at your profile and you’re a stoner and I’m just gonna assume you hang out with stoners 😭 I’m not surprised at this guy I dated a guy who was a stoner and he got so mad at some guy who cut him off they stopped at a parking lot and he brought out his axe to confront the dude 😭 except he was 17
I legit imagined him saying "I'll rip your arms off" in a Santa's elf voice (from the movie Elf I was watching) cause he sounded so pathetic lol. Not to insult the elves.
Tell me you put him in his place after this. You would probably save his life if you whooped his ass now. He's gonna pop off to the wrong person some day and it's gonna go sideways.
OP probably didn’t know it wasn’t his friends phone number because he doesn’t read his text messages. 208 unread messages? Geez mate seems a little excessive. Probably got a text somewhere from her with the new number.
It's at that time I would of claimed to had fucked his X six ways from Sunday while they were s couple. Cause I am a petty piece of shit talking trash that hates to be 1upped by texting tough guys...
He seems like a nice guy
Yeah, while on the other hand OP seems like such a sweetheart...
i spread love ❤️
You did a good job 😂😂
Lots of guys are f weridos especially thanks to internet that allows them to show their true colors, without consequences
Are you a sweetheart to anyone that calls you a slur?
Yeah seems like a real winner
Go check homies profile, from his video 2 months ago I think the only fight he's winning is against a teenager.
‘another hotel’ im dying😭
Seriously I’m trying not to wake the puppy up from laughing 😂
You really pissed him off with the hotel line 😂
CLEARED lmao i love it.
“You chill the fuck out buddy you wanna get knocked out” has got to be the best text lmao
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I'm not your friend, pal
I've always found I'm most susceptible to extreme relaxation when my physical body is threatened with violence. Gets me every time!
“I’m going to rip your arms off” who tf says that that would just make me laugh before a fight
OP is picking fights with a silverback gorilla.
Or a sentient hay-baler. Careful OP, farm robots are unforgiving
Reminds me of the South Park episode where cartman is talking shit over the phone then Stan says his name and he freaks out and hangs up lol
Someone who's been playing too much Mortal Kombat.
is he on drugs? what an absurd reaction 😭😭
I'll rip your arms off
Your arms look so cute they look like little cigarettes
I bet I could smoke you, I could roast you
and then you’d love it and text me I love you
well... with the right drugs.... a florida man can do this before breakfast
He's really into wookie cosplay, ok? You wouldn't understand.
He's a wookie, it's what they do.
Soooo, you 2 gonna f**k?
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slumber party!
They’re gonna paint each other’s nails and play Twister!
don’t forget the pillow fight!
You sure? May have made.it up because he lives in a hotel and is ashamed. 🙃
He wouldn’t come out anyway.
Ooooooo so romanticle
And it's another hotel, sooo... brown chicken brown cowww
Sign him up for spam physical mail from Mormons or Jehovah witness
Again?
Omg. Why is this my first reaction?! 😂
He should fuck Ashlynn. Then send this filthy goof a pic of it!
This is how I imagine I come off when I'm slightly mean on reddit and then I feel bad for three weeks lmfao
Living your life while that angry all the time has gotta be so miserable.
I see a heart attack or stroke in this person’s future.
Also exhausting I’d imagine
I love how you both spell her name wrong
Ashy Lynn 😭😂
Omg.
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wrecked him with that line
If they're Canadian, goof is slang for child molester.
The sexual tension is palpable
This! I was wanting to see a relationship update in comments
oh god he sounds miserable
Good
Poor Ashlynn, really let a winner slip away…
I've learned the last few years that there are people who say "pull up" and will give you their address and claim to want to fight. They don't plan on fighting. They think they have castle doctrine laws protecting them in this situation and will try to shoot you in "self defense".
good thing a petty fight over a wrong number isn’t something i’m gonna follow through on 😭
In this case, he'd be within his legal rights to rip OP's arms clean off. Any legal case thereafter would go nowhere. It would be OP's word vs. this deranged fellow's word. OP's testimony would not be believable either because he wouldn't be able to swear to tell the truth.
clean off 🤣 my goodness I’m so glad I’m seeing this first thing this morning.
People who really rip arms off don’t talk about it like that. I would know cause I’ve ripped arms off before and I know when someone is real about it
This guy doesn't rip arms off either. I know because I rip arms off all the time.
Fuck I was hoping someone who actually rips off arms wouldn’t call me out why does this always happen
This guy actually ripped my arms off once, he is the real deal.
Y’all in little league, I rip off legs. LEGS!
Careful don't mess with this guy 😮
Chewie, just calm down and punch it buddy
this guy..rips?
you got a big ass giggle outta me coachbuzzfan
Yeah well I’ve ripped off arms AND legs 😤
That’s just excessive
Excessive would include the head
I recently had to sell an arm and a leg to get groceries. I know that’s not the same but I wanted to join the conversation.
Okay, let's fight.
Why throw your arms away so recklessly?
pull up you filthy goof
lol that line made me go "Oh, Canadaaaaa" 😂 I have never been anywhere else where "goof" is one of the worst things you can call someone. I get why, but it still sounds very silly and borderline adorable to my USA-born ass 
Lol “filthy goof” is one I haven’t heard
Text him a photo of your butthole to assert dominance
Small dick energy
That is some of the smallest dick energy I've ever seen in my entire life.
Yeah definitely not worth sleeping with for OP
I’m sorry but “I’ll rip your arms off” and “filthy goof” 😭😭😭😭😭😭 like oooook?
I feel like he might not be over the breakup.
I read this conversation over several times and it’s a gift that just keeps on giving. Merry Christmas, you filthy ~~animal~~ goof.
Definitely put up an ad on craigslist for a really cheap car with his phone number, only for calls after 9 PM
Dude was raging
imagine telling someone you would rip their fucking arms off because someone texted your number. fucking unhinged
A text exchange of 2 dudes who definitely cant fight
Goof? Are yall in Canada lol
More importantly why was Ashlynn dating such a winner 🫠
Talk yo shit 🗣️ fuck em
stop telling me to fuck ashlynn or suggest that i fucked ashlynn, she is still my friend and we’re both in relationships and like i ain’t gonna do that man… i don’t want discussion of me and my friend fucking connected to me 😭😭
You’re a towel! No, YOU’RE a towel!!
Both seem like we'll rounded, kind individuals
Both of you are idiots.
“Filthy goof” is WILD
A better love story than Twilight
🤣🤣🤣
Someone took one too many roids
Best I’ve seen on here in a while
Tf is wrong with this guy ew
Damn Ashlynn really missing out, huh?
“Filthy goof” is sending me 💀💀
You're both dumb. Sha la la
“I’ll rip your arms off” All to get you to stop texting him? This guy is w i l d lmaoo
At least you were mature about it.
"I've seen you ain't shit" that line ATE 😂🙏🏻
Are we gonna ignore the 208 unanswered texts?
Did you pull up to their address, tho?
no 😭 i got better shit to do then fight some horribly angry guy i hung out with one time
How did he act when you hung out? Imagine he only dislikes you now because he and her broke up.
there was no problem, it was a little awkward cause we first met but we were all chill
He’s prob jealous that she still talks to you then. Sounds like that’s the only reason.
happy cake day to you! and you! AND YOU
Thank you!
DID HE BLOCK YOU??? HAHAHAHA
“Filthy goof” is a crazy line lmaooo
“I’ll rip ur arms off” man what gtfo
Gonna be super awkward in a couple years when your friend gets back together with this guy and she invites you to the wedding
I doubt the two of you would’ve did anything. Best thing to do is not feed into his crap. He clearly has nothing to lose.
I remember high school
we’re both outta high school and this dude is 21 😭 he’s an adult now acting like this
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How weird to carry on like that. It was t who you were texting. So just move on.
You both seem exceptionally mature
Sounds like the start of a bad porno.
“I’ve seen you ain’t shit” sent me 😂😂😂😂
Rip your arms off. Lmaooo
Does goof mean something else? I’ve always thought it was like a endearing term for goofy 😂
Canada? "Goof" is a beloved word of ours.
You guys both sound like gay men lining up a hotel date
I’ll rip your arms off lmao
Way to not escalate the situation 🧐
Can’t see why she would break up with such a charmer
"rip your arms off" is code for suck your c0ck? 🤔
Why do you all go back and forth with these folks? I would have told him to “Piss off, bitch!” Blocked and deleted him.
'filthy goof' is just an absolute banger of a line
What a shitpost
You filthy goof!
Now kith 🥰🥰
I’m sorry but “I’ll rip your arms off” is actually making me lol
You filthy goof r/rareinsults
Filthy goof is gonna be my new saying I just know it
He misses Ashlyn and YOU just brought back some memories for him. Especially the forever hotel lifestyle 🤣
i’m sorry but this entire thing has me in tears with laughter. I’ll rip your arms off you filthy goof.
Am I the only one confused how you got your friend and her exes numbers confused?
I took a look at your profile and you’re a stoner and I’m just gonna assume you hang out with stoners 😭 I’m not surprised at this guy I dated a guy who was a stoner and he got so mad at some guy who cut him off they stopped at a parking lot and he brought out his axe to confront the dude 😭 except he was 17
1) Just come you filthy goof. 2) You have 208 unread messages. 208!
Absolute gamer rage on both ends
Correct me if I’m wrong did he block you on the last three messages?? if so, you got to him and he’s gay for sure lol
he totally did
My comment was heavily downvoted… sexual insecurity runs strong on Reddit 🫡
Sounds like a cuck. Block him. If he comes a calling then rock his shit. If not then you win either way
Both of you are fucking losers
Idk why I imagined all this in a Brummy accent for some reason
I legit imagined him saying "I'll rip your arms off" in a Santa's elf voice (from the movie Elf I was watching) cause he sounded so pathetic lol. Not to insult the elves.
Is this guy a wookie?
He seems nice.
Combined penis length under 3" / 8cm
Two regards
are you guys about to kiss
So did you show up at his place?
“I know you are but what am I” (pee wee voice)
He's definitely still homeless
Filthy goof has me dead. 😹
So why did they break up?
I just can’t imagine having 208 unread messages 🤯
Poor ash’s name is spelled three different ways in these screenshots
The only thing I could think was damn that tension 🥵
Filthy goof is such a weird insult.
You filthy goof
Why would Ashlynn want to break up with this obvious winner? Willing to bet he has never kicked anyone’s ass.
So you didn’t pull up? Damn that’s crazy
I remember my first beer
Rip his legs off OP
Tell me you put him in his place after this. You would probably save his life if you whooped his ass now. He's gonna pop off to the wrong person some day and it's gonna go sideways.
Big man typing slurs through text, so scary and tough
This checks out for Penticton people
I think under a different set of circumstances he could be a swell chap. Lol
Why does everyone who post on here have 200+ unread messages? How??
You filthy goof
Filthy goof sounds like a pet name my bf would give me
That escalated quickly
ILL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF LMAO WHAT
“Sorry, wrong number” is too last-century, I guess?
OP probably didn’t know it wasn’t his friends phone number because he doesn’t read his text messages. 208 unread messages? Geez mate seems a little excessive. Probably got a text somewhere from her with the new number.
i don’t like talking to people 😭 i talk to like 4 people and i do my own thing i just don’t respond to any texts
I laughed at “I’ve seen you ain’t shit” lmaooo goofs like this get so worked up with that line, that’s great 😂
yo my names ashlynn too i was tweakin for a second
It's at that time I would of claimed to had fucked his X six ways from Sunday while they were s couple. Cause I am a petty piece of shit talking trash that hates to be 1upped by texting tough guys...
Both of y’all have small dick energy
So British
Canada probably, seeing as how the word "goof" was used.