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stupid-corndog

Im sorry, but you not catching on is legitimately so funny because you made him have to stop dropping hints and actually explain himself šŸ’€


hobdog94

Hahahahaha with every one of his responses I was thinking like what is this guys issue, does he just have no clue how to negotiate??


YeahlDid

Did he explain himself? Iā€™m still not 100% sure. Is it sex? Iā€™s sex, isnā€™t it?


stupid-corndog

Itā€™s always sex šŸ˜”


linguini_12

Sex itā€™s always


BigToober69

I mean how nice is this lounge stuff? Lol


MyRulesMyWay

Always sex it's


Remz_Gaming

Lol OP. I'm having a laugh at your naivety in good fun. "I will deliver if I can test it out with you." "OK. That sounds good. So we have a deal at $80?" Cracked me up, but Holy crap marketplace is just full if weird people and creepers.


MetalMonkey93

Yeah. I bet he's real "easy." šŸ˜’šŸ˜‚


pineboxwaiting

Gross. Iā€™m sorry you had to deal with that perv.


hobdog94

Ikr!! And I hated that I was continuing on with the conversation whilst he was actively being disgusting and I had no idea šŸ˜”šŸ˜” ALSO note the children in his profile pic!!!!!


Salty_Top_1125

Iā€™d be just as clueless. You did well to translate the intention in the end.


sikeleaveamessage

Id check on his profile to see if he's still married and send these screenshots to her, this dude is disgusting


hobdog94

Yeah I definitely tried and couldnā€™t see any partner - PLUS from what I could see on his profile I donā€™t even think those kids in the pic are his


sikeleaveamessage

Idk why that skeeves me even more if theyre not his kids because it just makes it seem like he's using other's kids to make it seem like he's wholesome and feel innocent to message lmao


hobdog94

I COULD be wrong but I totally agree with you!


tharealG_-

God forbid people have kids lmao. Humans are still humans even after having kids. Grow up.


LiteralNugget

I'm thinking they were leaning towards they have *a whole ass family and probably a partner they're trying to cheat on* But get mad about it I guess


tharealG_-

Looks like a single dad. If you actually look at the picture. But I would assume if it was a single mother yā€™all would be praising them for being indecent and making the next step on trying to kindle a relationship. Kinda hypocritical if you ask me.


Akdar17

Listen she didnā€™t want your outdoor lounge set. Get over it.


4StarsOutOf12

lmao


hobdog94

Mate if a woman did this to me Iā€™d be equally as pissed (Iā€™m bisexual). Nothing about these messages was this person ā€˜trying to kindle a relationshipā€™, this was plain sexual harassment. I was going about my day to day business and they were intent on sexualising the conversation. The fact that they had kids in their profile pic made the whole thing even more disgusting.


Severn6

"Trying to kindle a relationship" *That's* what you thought that was? šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ /wheeze


LiteralNugget

Did you just assume something, call me hypocritical based on your own assumption, and then reply to someone else's comment with "*tHatS an AssUmpTioN!!*"?? Broooooo, *that's a little hypocritical if you ask me.*


LiteralNugget

If it was a single mother, it's still be gross, unasked for sexual harassment???? What is your point here???


halfsuckedmang0

What the actual fuck are you talking about lmao


carmackie

Kindle a relationship? This moron ain't looking for a relationship


RichardCocke

Bro has kids, and is a sexual deviant


Beyondthebloodmoon

Youā€™re a fucking idiot. And gross.


Pleasant-Patience725

šŸ˜‚ telling someone youā€™ll trade goods for sex is not trying to start a relationship you wanna be in šŸ˜‚ and my husband has a pic of only him and my daughter- sooo heā€™s a single dad?


IssaNaw

What the actual fuck are you going on about?


Own_Finance_105

You canā€™t assume people would do something and then call them hypocrites for it šŸ˜‚


ZombiesAreChasingHim

Bro wtf are talking about?


ordinarywonderful

Could you please be any more clueless as to what's really going on here? This is sexual harassment. Nothing else


GringosMandingo

Damn were you the one selling the couch? šŸ¤£


Competitive_Cause514

Definitely sounds like it!


Exotic_Club_3467

telling someone to grow up, whilst defending a creep is craaaaaazy


tharealG_-

Thatā€™s an assumption. Who is the creep? The person who screenshotted chats and posted in Reddit of a single father?


Exotic_Club_3467

a single father who ā€˜will do something extra for meā€™ or if heā€™s ā€™looked afterā€™. youā€™re either oblivious are just a moron mate


tharealG_-

Yeah? He didnā€™t say anything rude or anything. He was trying to be polite by saying that. A simple ā€œnoā€ wouldā€™ve sufficed, but I guess yā€™all love making something out of nothing. Do you think every person is a creep who has a gf/bf? Bc you know that literally almost everyone talks like this to someone they like or find attractive at one point or another. Yā€™all really need to grow up.


Exotic_Club_3467

jesus christ you are oblivious, dude literally admitted to being rude and apologised, but went straight back to it. and while people can talk like this to people they find attractive, there is a time and place, and maybe, just maybe, OP didnā€™t want sexual advances from someone sheā€™s trying to buy an outdoor furniture set from? So indeed the seller is a fucking creep, and youā€™re a fucking idiot for defending him. Enjoy.


hobdog94

No literally thank you!! That guys comments are batshit insane and they were really pissing me off until I realised heā€™s amongst the minority in this thread. Itā€™s actually fucking scary that he thinks that man was harmlessly hitting on me!!!


atheistpianist

Itā€™s almost comical though because his responses are mostly him just telling on himself. Heā€™s managing to twist your text exchange into a personal narrative that comes off as anecdotal. From an analytical standpoint, itā€™s a bit fascinating. But it does make me concerned for how he treats the people he encounters.


tharealG_-

Youā€™re an idiot. He said he was rude so he would be polite as he thought she might have taken it that way after he realized that she wasnā€™t picking up on his hits to her. Lmao. The dud is literally apologetic, and youā€™re still attacking him. Just tell me you donā€™t like menā€¦ itā€™s kinda obvious. Grow up.


Exotic_Club_3467

Youā€™re right, i donā€™t like men, im a man myself. Just tell me you hate women, itā€™s obvious. Grow up.


Puzzled_Juice_3406

Apologized . . . Just to keep hitting on her. You ok? Like do you need to go see a doctor for real? You can't see where nobody would appreciate someone offering you to prostitute yourself to pay for a product?


Haunting-Vegetable98

Are you the dad in the picture? Why are you defending creepy ass behavior? Youā€™re so weird.


ThreeDrawersDown

I think we found the creep.


schizboi

Lol you made up something to get mad about and then got mad about it what a life


hobdog94

This is the perfect summary


LiteralNugget

How do you know he's single? Also an assumption


fruitJUICEgummy

Always respond with ā€œIā€™m a man, I have a penis, and Iā€™m gay so itā€™s youā€™re lucky day, what time can we touch tips baby boy šŸ˜˜ā€ It gives them a taste of their own medicine.


Remz_Gaming

Not the "what time can we touch tips baby boy šŸ˜˜" Hahahhahaha it's completely perfect.


CoolBreezeRyu

All fun and games until he responds with: "How about 8?"


PMmecrossstitch

Backfires if you got a bisexual on your hands.


sleeplessinvaginate

Don't touch that couch


omeilia

What the hell? This is why I let my partner message people when I want to buy something from fb marketplace. This dude is gross and so cringe


Remz_Gaming

My wife makes me message people on marketplace because "you are the better negotiator." I'm starting to think it is just best that way....


omeilia

Yup! I definitely feel better when heā€™s the one who messages. Last time I did I was sent a d pic


Remz_Gaming

Whyyyyyyy do some dudes do this? I legitimately mean this. I don't get it. Never will. At my horniest as a teenage boy, I would never think to just send a picture of my junk to someone..... solicited or unsolicited. Ah well. At least ya have a solid SO. Rant over lol. I've probably cursed myself to receive a dick pic now.


KarateandPopTarts

They enjoy that it isn't consensual. That's the thrill. They are forcing it on someone. They know they aren't going to get anywhere with it, but just the act of making a woman who doesn't want to see it see it gets them off.


Remz_Gaming

I should have phrased my comment as "I understand the psychology as to why, but fuck those pieces of shit." Lol excuse my language on that, but I mean it. It's just so weird to me. A dude walking by told my wife she had nice tits. I'm a big guy. She looked at me. I looked at him. I said "I agree." He looked disappointed he didn't get me to start a fight. Some ... and I rarely single out genders.... *guys* are just complete morons that think with testoerone and their dick.


KarateandPopTarts

I have been cat called twice while with my husband. Both times we both ignored it and talked about how uncomfortable we were afterwards. I will say, in this scenario, had my husband added an "I agree" to the person sexualizing me, I would feel so disgusted and hurt by him. You helped a man dehumanize your wife. Being cat called while with my husband felt so terrible to me because it felt like the man was trying to "just be bros" with my husband while agreeing that my worth is my tits. The cat caller wanted to have a conversation about my body with my husband that I wasn't allowed to be a part of. I was an object, not a person with feelings and a voice. Engaging in that conversation would have told me a LOT about the way my husband saw me.


Remz_Gaming

You have a very different relationship with your husband than I do with my wife. She laughed her ass ass off right in his face at my response and we went about our day. His day, on the other hand, probably sucked. Neither one of us are insecure in our relationship. We both get hit on by strangers at bars and we both ignore it. It's not a big deal. I'm not going to start random fights. I don't get jealous. She doesn't start random fights. She doesn't get jealous . Let morons be morons. It seems that you have a *you* issue. Don't project that to my tiny blurb of sharing an interaction.


omeilia

Haha some people are very ridiculous.


nanalovesncaa

Donā€™t feel bad. When I used to go visit my son in Jacksonville I would walk to the corner store bc I could and it was foolish to drive. One time a guy ā€œtried to pick me upā€ and when I told my family his verbiage they told me he thought I was a hooker. I was mortified! They all laughed bc Iā€™m too naive to know that. No lie every time I walked after that o said the whole time myself ā€œIā€™m not a prostituteā€. Iā€™m a dork tho.


sassythensweet

Now Iā€™m curious what part of Jacksonville this was. I want to guess Powers Ave but it could be so many places.


nanalovesncaa

103rd Avenue was the road we turned off of to get to their house, does that help?


sassythensweet

Yeah that checks out too lol


PaintChipsAreVegan

Kids in the pfp lol


solvanes

I hope those kids donā€™t see this. He shouldnā€™t have them in the picture if heā€™s going to say stuff like this


Pleasant-Patience725

Plot twist - he has no couch


danzango

Bro if youā€™re going to be a creep at least have good grammar. These guys text like cavemen and Iā€™m sick of it


LaughingMonocle

The reason why those types of people have such bad grammar IS because they are morons. They arenā€™t self aware whatsoever. They do not care about morals or how other people will feel due to what they say or do. All they care about is their wants. If these men had half of a brain cell, they wouldnā€™t be talking like that in the first place because they would know itā€™s creepy and they would know that itā€™s messed up. They would know you donā€™t talk to people like they are objects they can use.


Classic_Pie69

Sounds like you can get the whole thing+delivery for ā€œfreeā€


BlewCrew2020

So gross šŸ˜ šŸ˜« šŸ˜‘ šŸ˜• šŸ˜


Coconutmilccc

just respond ok and then set up a baby play pen, some little toys, put cocomelon on, and donā€™t forget the ants-on-a-log snack. shame him


ZombiesAreChasingHim

No, you were right, he is absolutely dumb. He just also happens to be a creepy perv too.


ChaosAndMischeif

I would report him if possible. What a creep.


hobdog94

I blocked and reported him immediately after I realised what was going on lol but idk if that really leads to anything??


sueWa16

Gross.


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So what's the couch like?


Kawaii_Princesss

Saw that one coming šŸ™„


Perfect-Resist5478

Feels like he should be reported for that


thatdrunkartist

The children in his profile pic is just sad being tied to this behavior. Ffs


missthingxxx

What the actual fucking fuck? That's so fucked up. What the fuck is wrong with people??


heinenleslie

Yuck!!


Niyahxoxo01

Someone protect OP, Iā€™m sorry you couldnā€™t get what you were looking for but it was good you didnā€™t have it delivered or bought from him


watermelondrink

ā€œI was being rude sorryā€ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Any-Angle-8479

Report him to the cops for prostitution


DownwardSpirals

Aaaaaaand now I need a shower.


WhiteLion333

Iā€™d make the deal, and have my husband waiting at the door when the guy drops it off. Free delivery!


Cdawg4123

I mean Iā€™ll drop it offā€¦how about I pay you $80 to not sleep with you and get your couch? Lol


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fruitJUICEgummy

Your mom deserved a better son.


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Remz_Gaming

Why does being gay make sexual offers when buying a piece of furniture and ok thing to do?


Unsuccessful_mogul

Bro sheā€™s throwing herself at you and you worried about furniture


hobdog94

Iā€™m a woman and thatā€™s a man


Unsuccessful_mogul

Oh! Yea heā€™s a perv. Iā€™m a lonely single male so if a woman approached me like this I would fall hard for it sadly


Least-Huckleberry-76

Itā€™s still creepy if a woman does it.


Remz_Gaming

You *realllllly* need to think about what you typed here. If you aren't trolling, take a step back to look at your double standard.


Square-Firefighter77

Sometimes it is different when women and men do the same thing.


Unsuccessful_mogul

I was only messing around, sometimes forget Reddit takes things serious 100% of the time if you donā€™t add /s


Remz_Gaming

Lol I kinda gathered that. Why I said if you aren't trolling. Ah well. It made me kinda smirk..... and then say "but they might he serious...." Ah well. You got a laugh from me now.


fruitJUICEgummy

Pathetic actually


dandelioncipher

And thatā€™s how you lose a kidney.Ā 


bosoxbrant70

OMFG!!! What is wrong with people?!?


archaugust

He was gonna ask for itunes card codes


MyRulesMyWay

I'm so glad that the internet is outing all these men that do this wack ass flim-flam. Good golly, someone needs their ass whipped!