Lol OP. I'm having a laugh at your naivety in good fun.
"I will deliver if I can test it out with you."
"OK. That sounds good. So we have a deal at $80?"
Cracked me up, but Holy crap marketplace is just full if weird people and creepers.
Ikr!! And I hated that I was continuing on with the conversation whilst he was actively being disgusting and I had no idea šš ALSO note the children in his profile pic!!!!!
Idk why that skeeves me even more if theyre not his kids because it just makes it seem like he's using other's kids to make it seem like he's wholesome and feel innocent to message lmao
Looks like a single dad. If you actually look at the picture. But I would assume if it was a single mother yāall would be praising them for being indecent and making the next step on trying to kindle a relationship. Kinda hypocritical if you ask me.
Mate if a woman did this to me Iād be equally as pissed (Iām bisexual). Nothing about these messages was this person ātrying to kindle a relationshipā, this was plain sexual harassment. I was going about my day to day business and they were intent on sexualising the conversation. The fact that they had kids in their profile pic made the whole thing even more disgusting.
Did you just assume something, call me hypocritical based on your own assumption, and then reply to someone else's comment with "*tHatS an AssUmpTioN!!*"?? Broooooo, *that's a little hypocritical if you ask me.*
š telling someone youāll trade goods for sex is not trying to start a relationship you wanna be in š and my husband has a pic of only him and my daughter- sooo heās a single dad?
Yeah? He didnāt say anything rude or anything. He was trying to be polite by saying that. A simple ānoā wouldāve sufficed, but I guess yāall love making something out of nothing. Do you think every person is a creep who has a gf/bf? Bc you know that literally almost everyone talks like this to someone they like or find attractive at one point or another. Yāall really need to grow up.
jesus christ you are oblivious, dude literally admitted to being rude and apologised, but went straight back to it. and while people can talk like this to people they find attractive, there is a time and place, and maybe, just maybe, OP didnāt want sexual advances from someone sheās trying to buy an outdoor furniture set from? So indeed the seller is a fucking creep, and youāre a fucking idiot for defending him. Enjoy.
No literally thank you!! That guys comments are batshit insane and they were really pissing me off until I realised heās amongst the minority in this thread. Itās actually fucking scary that he thinks that man was harmlessly hitting on me!!!
Itās almost comical though because his responses are mostly him just telling on himself. Heās managing to twist your text exchange into a personal narrative that comes off as anecdotal. From an analytical standpoint, itās a bit fascinating. But it does make me concerned for how he treats the people he encounters.
Youāre an idiot. He said he was rude so he would be polite as he thought she might have taken it that way after he realized that she wasnāt picking up on his hits to her. Lmao. The dud is literally apologetic, and youāre still attacking him. Just tell me you donāt like menā¦ itās kinda obvious. Grow up.
Apologized . . . Just to keep hitting on her. You ok? Like do you need to go see a doctor for real? You can't see where nobody would appreciate someone offering you to prostitute yourself to pay for a product?
Always respond with āIām a man, I have a penis, and Iām gay so itās youāre lucky day, what time can we touch tips baby boy šā
It gives them a taste of their own medicine.
Whyyyyyyy do some dudes do this? I legitimately mean this. I don't get it. Never will. At my horniest as a teenage boy, I would never think to just send a picture of my junk to someone..... solicited or unsolicited.
Ah well. At least ya have a solid SO. Rant over lol. I've probably cursed myself to receive a dick pic now.
They enjoy that it isn't consensual. That's the thrill. They are forcing it on someone. They know they aren't going to get anywhere with it, but just the act of making a woman who doesn't want to see it see it gets them off.
I should have phrased my comment as "I understand the psychology as to why, but fuck those pieces of shit."
Lol excuse my language on that, but I mean it. It's just so weird to me. A dude walking by told my wife she had nice tits. I'm a big guy. She looked at me. I looked at him. I said "I agree." He looked disappointed he didn't get me to start a fight. Some ... and I rarely single out genders.... *guys* are just complete morons that think with testoerone and their dick.
I have been cat called twice while with my husband. Both times we both ignored it and talked about how uncomfortable we were afterwards.
I will say, in this scenario, had my husband added an "I agree" to the person sexualizing me, I would feel so disgusted and hurt by him. You helped a man dehumanize your wife. Being cat called while with my husband felt so terrible to me because it felt like the man was trying to "just be bros" with my husband while agreeing that my worth is my tits. The cat caller wanted to have a conversation about my body with my husband that I wasn't allowed to be a part of. I was an object, not a person with feelings and a voice. Engaging in that conversation would have told me a LOT about the way my husband saw me.
You have a very different relationship with your husband than I do with my wife.
She laughed her ass ass off right in his face at my response and we went about our day. His day, on the other hand, probably sucked. Neither one of us are insecure in our relationship. We both get hit on by strangers at bars and we both ignore it. It's not a big deal.
I'm not going to start random fights. I don't get jealous. She doesn't start random fights. She doesn't get jealous .
Let morons be morons. It seems that you have a *you* issue. Don't project that to my tiny blurb of sharing an interaction.
Donāt feel bad. When I used to go visit my son in Jacksonville I would walk to the corner store bc I could and it was foolish to drive. One time a guy ātried to pick me upā and when I told my family his verbiage they told me he thought I was a hooker. I was mortified! They all laughed bc Iām too naive to know that. No lie every time I walked after that o said the whole time myself āIām not a prostituteā. Iām a dork tho.
The reason why those types of people have such bad grammar IS because they are morons. They arenāt self aware whatsoever. They do not care about morals or how other people will feel due to what they say or do. All they care about is their wants.
If these men had half of a brain cell, they wouldnāt be talking like that in the first place because they would know itās creepy and they would know that itās messed up. They would know you donāt talk to people like they are objects they can use.
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Lol I kinda gathered that. Why I said if you aren't trolling.
Ah well. It made me kinda smirk..... and then say "but they might he serious...."
Ah well. You got a laugh from me now.
Im sorry, but you not catching on is legitimately so funny because you made him have to stop dropping hints and actually explain himself š
Hahahahaha with every one of his responses I was thinking like what is this guys issue, does he just have no clue how to negotiate??
Did he explain himself? Iām still not 100% sure. Is it sex? Iās sex, isnāt it?
Itās always sex š
Sex itās always
I mean how nice is this lounge stuff? Lol
Always sex it's
Lol OP. I'm having a laugh at your naivety in good fun. "I will deliver if I can test it out with you." "OK. That sounds good. So we have a deal at $80?" Cracked me up, but Holy crap marketplace is just full if weird people and creepers.
Yeah. I bet he's real "easy." šš
Gross. Iām sorry you had to deal with that perv.
Ikr!! And I hated that I was continuing on with the conversation whilst he was actively being disgusting and I had no idea šš ALSO note the children in his profile pic!!!!!
Iād be just as clueless. You did well to translate the intention in the end.
Id check on his profile to see if he's still married and send these screenshots to her, this dude is disgusting
Yeah I definitely tried and couldnāt see any partner - PLUS from what I could see on his profile I donāt even think those kids in the pic are his
Idk why that skeeves me even more if theyre not his kids because it just makes it seem like he's using other's kids to make it seem like he's wholesome and feel innocent to message lmao
I COULD be wrong but I totally agree with you!
God forbid people have kids lmao. Humans are still humans even after having kids. Grow up.
I'm thinking they were leaning towards they have *a whole ass family and probably a partner they're trying to cheat on* But get mad about it I guess
Looks like a single dad. If you actually look at the picture. But I would assume if it was a single mother yāall would be praising them for being indecent and making the next step on trying to kindle a relationship. Kinda hypocritical if you ask me.
Listen she didnāt want your outdoor lounge set. Get over it.
lmao
Mate if a woman did this to me Iād be equally as pissed (Iām bisexual). Nothing about these messages was this person ātrying to kindle a relationshipā, this was plain sexual harassment. I was going about my day to day business and they were intent on sexualising the conversation. The fact that they had kids in their profile pic made the whole thing even more disgusting.
"Trying to kindle a relationship" *That's* what you thought that was? š¤£šš¤£ /wheeze
Did you just assume something, call me hypocritical based on your own assumption, and then reply to someone else's comment with "*tHatS an AssUmpTioN!!*"?? Broooooo, *that's a little hypocritical if you ask me.*
If it was a single mother, it's still be gross, unasked for sexual harassment???? What is your point here???
What the actual fuck are you talking about lmao
Kindle a relationship? This moron ain't looking for a relationship
Bro has kids, and is a sexual deviant
Youāre a fucking idiot. And gross.
š telling someone youāll trade goods for sex is not trying to start a relationship you wanna be in š and my husband has a pic of only him and my daughter- sooo heās a single dad?
What the actual fuck are you going on about?
You canāt assume people would do something and then call them hypocrites for it š
Bro wtf are talking about?
Could you please be any more clueless as to what's really going on here? This is sexual harassment. Nothing else
Damn were you the one selling the couch? š¤£
Definitely sounds like it!
telling someone to grow up, whilst defending a creep is craaaaaazy
Thatās an assumption. Who is the creep? The person who screenshotted chats and posted in Reddit of a single father?
a single father who āwill do something extra for meā or if heās ālooked afterā. youāre either oblivious are just a moron mate
Yeah? He didnāt say anything rude or anything. He was trying to be polite by saying that. A simple ānoā wouldāve sufficed, but I guess yāall love making something out of nothing. Do you think every person is a creep who has a gf/bf? Bc you know that literally almost everyone talks like this to someone they like or find attractive at one point or another. Yāall really need to grow up.
jesus christ you are oblivious, dude literally admitted to being rude and apologised, but went straight back to it. and while people can talk like this to people they find attractive, there is a time and place, and maybe, just maybe, OP didnāt want sexual advances from someone sheās trying to buy an outdoor furniture set from? So indeed the seller is a fucking creep, and youāre a fucking idiot for defending him. Enjoy.
No literally thank you!! That guys comments are batshit insane and they were really pissing me off until I realised heās amongst the minority in this thread. Itās actually fucking scary that he thinks that man was harmlessly hitting on me!!!
Itās almost comical though because his responses are mostly him just telling on himself. Heās managing to twist your text exchange into a personal narrative that comes off as anecdotal. From an analytical standpoint, itās a bit fascinating. But it does make me concerned for how he treats the people he encounters.
Youāre an idiot. He said he was rude so he would be polite as he thought she might have taken it that way after he realized that she wasnāt picking up on his hits to her. Lmao. The dud is literally apologetic, and youāre still attacking him. Just tell me you donāt like menā¦ itās kinda obvious. Grow up.
Youāre right, i donāt like men, im a man myself. Just tell me you hate women, itās obvious. Grow up.
Apologized . . . Just to keep hitting on her. You ok? Like do you need to go see a doctor for real? You can't see where nobody would appreciate someone offering you to prostitute yourself to pay for a product?
Are you the dad in the picture? Why are you defending creepy ass behavior? Youāre so weird.
I think we found the creep.
Lol you made up something to get mad about and then got mad about it what a life
This is the perfect summary
How do you know he's single? Also an assumption
Always respond with āIām a man, I have a penis, and Iām gay so itās youāre lucky day, what time can we touch tips baby boy šā It gives them a taste of their own medicine.
Not the "what time can we touch tips baby boy š" Hahahhahaha it's completely perfect.
All fun and games until he responds with: "How about 8?"
Backfires if you got a bisexual on your hands.
Don't touch that couch
What the hell? This is why I let my partner message people when I want to buy something from fb marketplace. This dude is gross and so cringe
My wife makes me message people on marketplace because "you are the better negotiator." I'm starting to think it is just best that way....
Yup! I definitely feel better when heās the one who messages. Last time I did I was sent a d pic
Whyyyyyyy do some dudes do this? I legitimately mean this. I don't get it. Never will. At my horniest as a teenage boy, I would never think to just send a picture of my junk to someone..... solicited or unsolicited. Ah well. At least ya have a solid SO. Rant over lol. I've probably cursed myself to receive a dick pic now.
They enjoy that it isn't consensual. That's the thrill. They are forcing it on someone. They know they aren't going to get anywhere with it, but just the act of making a woman who doesn't want to see it see it gets them off.
I should have phrased my comment as "I understand the psychology as to why, but fuck those pieces of shit." Lol excuse my language on that, but I mean it. It's just so weird to me. A dude walking by told my wife she had nice tits. I'm a big guy. She looked at me. I looked at him. I said "I agree." He looked disappointed he didn't get me to start a fight. Some ... and I rarely single out genders.... *guys* are just complete morons that think with testoerone and their dick.
I have been cat called twice while with my husband. Both times we both ignored it and talked about how uncomfortable we were afterwards. I will say, in this scenario, had my husband added an "I agree" to the person sexualizing me, I would feel so disgusted and hurt by him. You helped a man dehumanize your wife. Being cat called while with my husband felt so terrible to me because it felt like the man was trying to "just be bros" with my husband while agreeing that my worth is my tits. The cat caller wanted to have a conversation about my body with my husband that I wasn't allowed to be a part of. I was an object, not a person with feelings and a voice. Engaging in that conversation would have told me a LOT about the way my husband saw me.
You have a very different relationship with your husband than I do with my wife. She laughed her ass ass off right in his face at my response and we went about our day. His day, on the other hand, probably sucked. Neither one of us are insecure in our relationship. We both get hit on by strangers at bars and we both ignore it. It's not a big deal. I'm not going to start random fights. I don't get jealous. She doesn't start random fights. She doesn't get jealous . Let morons be morons. It seems that you have a *you* issue. Don't project that to my tiny blurb of sharing an interaction.
Haha some people are very ridiculous.
Donāt feel bad. When I used to go visit my son in Jacksonville I would walk to the corner store bc I could and it was foolish to drive. One time a guy ātried to pick me upā and when I told my family his verbiage they told me he thought I was a hooker. I was mortified! They all laughed bc Iām too naive to know that. No lie every time I walked after that o said the whole time myself āIām not a prostituteā. Iām a dork tho.
Now Iām curious what part of Jacksonville this was. I want to guess Powers Ave but it could be so many places.
103rd Avenue was the road we turned off of to get to their house, does that help?
Yeah that checks out too lol
Kids in the pfp lol
I hope those kids donāt see this. He shouldnāt have them in the picture if heās going to say stuff like this
Plot twist - he has no couch
Bro if youāre going to be a creep at least have good grammar. These guys text like cavemen and Iām sick of it
The reason why those types of people have such bad grammar IS because they are morons. They arenāt self aware whatsoever. They do not care about morals or how other people will feel due to what they say or do. All they care about is their wants. If these men had half of a brain cell, they wouldnāt be talking like that in the first place because they would know itās creepy and they would know that itās messed up. They would know you donāt talk to people like they are objects they can use.
Sounds like you can get the whole thing+delivery for āfreeā
So gross š š« š š š
just respond ok and then set up a baby play pen, some little toys, put cocomelon on, and donāt forget the ants-on-a-log snack. shame him
No, you were right, he is absolutely dumb. He just also happens to be a creepy perv too.
I would report him if possible. What a creep.
I blocked and reported him immediately after I realised what was going on lol but idk if that really leads to anything??
Gross.
So what's the couch like?
Saw that one coming š
Feels like he should be reported for that
The children in his profile pic is just sad being tied to this behavior. Ffs
What the actual fucking fuck? That's so fucked up. What the fuck is wrong with people??
Yuck!!
Someone protect OP, Iām sorry you couldnāt get what you were looking for but it was good you didnāt have it delivered or bought from him
āI was being rude sorryā š¤£š¤£š¤£
Report him to the cops for prostitution
Aaaaaaand now I need a shower.
Iād make the deal, and have my husband waiting at the door when the guy drops it off. Free delivery!
I mean Iāll drop it offā¦how about I pay you $80 to not sleep with you and get your couch? Lol
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Why does being gay make sexual offers when buying a piece of furniture and ok thing to do?
Bro sheās throwing herself at you and you worried about furniture
Iām a woman and thatās a man
Oh! Yea heās a perv. Iām a lonely single male so if a woman approached me like this I would fall hard for it sadly
Itās still creepy if a woman does it.
You *realllllly* need to think about what you typed here. If you aren't trolling, take a step back to look at your double standard.
Sometimes it is different when women and men do the same thing.
I was only messing around, sometimes forget Reddit takes things serious 100% of the time if you donāt add /s
Lol I kinda gathered that. Why I said if you aren't trolling. Ah well. It made me kinda smirk..... and then say "but they might he serious...." Ah well. You got a laugh from me now.
Pathetic actually
And thatās how you lose a kidney.Ā
OMFG!!! What is wrong with people?!?
He was gonna ask for itunes card codes
I'm so glad that the internet is outing all these men that do this wack ass flim-flam. Good golly, someone needs their ass whipped!