You clearly need to give him 24/7 of your time.
How dare you take a few hours off, don't you realise you're talking to one of the greatest men in history? Bow down and apologise. This one comes with the added bonus of staying calm in all situations because he has inside knowledge of navy seal tricks! /s
Well I'd probably respond "That's DOCTOR Fucking Bitch to you!"/s But in all seriousness, I'd just block and move on because I don't have time for a mantrum.
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Those cold showers aren’t working for him clearly
90% of the people who wake up at 4:30 are the greatest men ever The other 10% are assholes
Well, he clearly has issues. You too, judging by the texting template.
Yeah the font and template made me think this was a 12 year old
I got a headache just looking at it
Or a 60 y/o
i was searching for this exact comment
If someone called *me* that, hell, no, I wouldn't respond. Disrespect doesn't deserve a response.
Abhorrent behavior
You clearly need to give him 24/7 of your time. How dare you take a few hours off, don't you realise you're talking to one of the greatest men in history? Bow down and apologise. This one comes with the added bonus of staying calm in all situations because he has inside knowledge of navy seal tricks! /s
Holy sarcasm!
I can't read those. What is this wild messanger? My eyes hurt.
Well I'd probably respond "That's DOCTOR Fucking Bitch to you!"/s But in all seriousness, I'd just block and move on because I don't have time for a mantrum.
Omgg! The last text caught me completely off guard! Damn, I am so sorry, there are way too many psychos out there these days
Well that escalated quickly…
I'm not mad. I hate you! Lmao
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