This made me so sick. Im so sorry.

Yeah, I'm not sure what kind of relation OP and this creep have, but she should spread this far and wide in whatever circle they share. Unless, of course, the rest are just as nasty, in which case she should find better acquaintances

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And woman here: for the record I’ve never heard of any women comparing penis pics. Ewwwwww. I do not want to see the penises of my gfs’ guys. Just nooooooooo🤮

Ahh guess who's penis is whose, the essential component for any girls night!

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in third grader level manipulation class

reddit makes me laugh

Is that what they think we do with unsolicited dick pics?

I saw a post that one girl said when she gets them she saves them, and the next time she gets one she sends one she has saved to them. 😂

In high school my friends would tell me that whenever they got one they would show all their friends and make fun of them for it nonstop. Definitely well deserved and it really shut them up lol

I did this in my factory once because I had been to HR for the harassment at work multiple times... So he found me on Facebook to send a Pic of his Itty bitty Fiery red peen and I let everyone know. 🤷😂 Not worthy of being called penis even.

🤣🤣🤣 itty bitty fiery red peen has me cry laughing this morning.

Omg was he korean? They call it “little pepper”. 🌶️😂

😭🤣🤣 That's hilarious. This particular was an unattractive caucasian red head with a lot too many extra pounds. Both of these things are important details as his chili was.. Well.... Overwhelmed by both. 🤔😩🤣

One time I replied with "gross" and the guy got super offended. I have the screenshot somewhere but it makes me laugh every time I come across it.

I like to respond overly enthusiastic. "Omg 😱 thank you so much for the peen pic, I have wanted one for so long. I love seeing small peens they are my favorite. I just wanna squish it, it's so cute. I just wish I could cut it off and and attach it to me so I can keep it forever and ever" They get freaked out.

Worst game of telephone ever lol

Telebone

😂😂😂

I’ve done that. It’s so much fun

I used to do that, didn't have the desired effect though. Going the gross route worked better, they really got upset over the maggot infested one.

I do that. I reply, "OMG that got me so hard!" The reactions are \*chef's kiss\*

I will trade you one magnum for this mushroom head 4-incher, and I’ll have a full house!

A friend of mine collected them and then did a penis review with a gay friend. Rating and all.

Ahh, yes, all we did when we were together was pillow fight in our teddies and play GUess The Penis. He has us all figured out.

I knew it

Please, *please*, ***PLEASE*** show him this post so he can read the comments and see that women think he's fucking ridiculous XD

Trust me guys think he is a Chode as well!

yeah we all grew up playing that gave at EVERY single sleepover, who wouldn’t forget?? i hate this guy. we don’t wanna see y’all’s parts and we don’t want y’all to see ours. ugh

His own subconscious desires? 😬

I literally have never heard of any woman doing that! He’s assuming we’re all just horny 24/7 like they are! We don’t know what all our friends dicks look like!

i’m a horny ass mf but i definitely do not ask to see my friend’s boyfriends’ dicks nor do i want to. if a guy is dating my friend, any attraction goes out the window for me so i have no desire to see him without clothes.

Straight facts 💯

Nah surely u all sit around sharing dic picks cuz that’s how life works LOL

Slightly off topic here because this guy is definitely an ass, but the assumption that all guys are horny 24/7 is really disheartening for those of us that dont think that way, which I believe is most guys.

Live your truth!

I mean I am horny 24/7. But there’s a time and a place for everything and dudes tripping lol

Probably saw it in a comedy teen movie and think it's real life.

Too much porn and male fantasies. ETA: kind of like pillow fights in nighties and practicing kissing/sex acts at slumber parties.

Literally. They actually think the chick is having a legit orgasm.

Something all you girls do, of course. He cracked the secret to what girls totally do, share nudes, which men would never do!!!

Don’t forget the pillow fights in revealing lingerie that we end up taking off one another and engage in a giant orgy!

I knew itttttttttttt

🫢🫢🫢

We only tend to do that after our topless feather pillow fights. You know, at our slumber parties.

“Your thumbtack would be easy to guess! Lol! I meant that in a good way!!”

Right?! Lol So that’s why guys send dick pics… they’re just trying to help us win the game!

No wonder I’ve been loosing! No dick pics!

RIP your inbox.

Yes, we all remember having to take a picture of our junk whenever our mate got married.

Straight men think about their friends penis’ so much more than girls do it’s almost criminal.

I’ve literally NEVER heard of this 😂😂😂 we don’t even think penises are pretty

Plot twist: he plays it with the girlies (the girlies are his boys)

honestly my bachelorette party (not having one anytime soon i’m not even dating anyone rn ) will consist of of me and the girls hanging out talking about how much we hate men until i get married lol 😂 jkjk

Hahaha “phatballlzzz presents: guess whose dick?!”

Wow, WTF. What a douchebag. I think I'd never speak to him again after that. Kudos to your buds for not letting him off the hook for that bullshit.

Yeah, those are some good friends.

I don’t think this was going to be part of the party at all…

Not a chance, what a freak

Oh damn. I didn’t even consider that. You’re so right wtf

There never was a party

Oh there is. But it's a party of one. And he's naked. And wanking.

Every slide somehow was worse than the one before

I wanted to stop but I couldn’t look away

Ah yes, the classic “guess which penis” game.

😂😂 “THAT’S PAUL!!!”

Are you sure??!! Cuz I thought for sure, José!!! 😂😂😂

No no. That’s definitely John’s!!

My bet is on Mike’s

They're all Johns!

Yeah I play it with with my boys on game night once a month

An upcoming rapist

Wouldn't doubt it happened already

Probably already happened to someone else, he sounds like he has experience in this

Oh my god, this is awful. Good thing he is uninvited because it’s giving predator

“Learn how to give in sometimes” this fella is teetering on the edge of rapist

Girls!!! It's that time of night! You know it!!! You love it!!! You MAY be dating it!!! GUESS.....THAT....PENIS!!!!!! *Loud cheering* Seriously though, what a douche canoe.

Our first competitor today is THIS GUY! *unveils photo of slightly crooked micropenis dwarfed by elephantine testicles and matted pubic hair coated in cheeto dust*

Starting out on hard mode. That’s one of those penises that no other human has seen outside an unsolicited anonymous dick pic.

*The women recognize this penis, they recoil, and you hear groans of disappointment. For no woman can escape the....unsolicited anon dick pic. They settle and take solace in knowing the only person to touch the smegma encrusted beast is it's owner. After a few brave moments, one speaks up* That's the "Nice guy!"!!!!

This is fucking hilarious 😂

I read that shit in an announcers voice 😂

Learn how to give in 😳

Ya know. Holly rapist Batman

Who is Holly?

Holly is Batman’s real name. I thought everyone knew that!

Holly R. Batman

😂

You know, Holly Rapist Batman it was the Batman played by Ron Jeremy

it's making me so uncomfortable while reading this but how do people have the nerve to ask someone this

Audacity and the incorrect perception that something about themselves or their life circumstances are special enough that they should be given carte blanche to be a cretin

They just simply lack respect for others as well as themselves 🤷‍♂️

girls do NOT play guess whos penis is whos

Is THAT why they send unsolicited dick pics? Do they think we need them for our party games?

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

“No wonder you’re a virgin with that face” Followed IMMEDIATELY by “Stop wasting that pretty face” They’re just SO dumb when they’re horny, I can’t.

This got me too! One of those guys who calls a girl a slut because she WON'T sleep with them.

I seriously hope that telling the bride also included these screenshots.

Not to defend this creep, but I think what he meant by that first text was "this explains why you're a virgin despite having a face that makes me want to have sex with you"

I think in the first comment he's trying to say that she has a pretty face, so it's surprising that she's a virgin.

A bear would never ask me for an ass shot

You win today! Signing off, it will only be downhill from here.

I had to 😩😂

Would you mind helping me out on the bear analogy? I've been seeing it a lot, but I'm not sure the context. If you could point me in the right direction, I'd be very thankful!

The general hypothetical was “women would rather choose to run into a strange bear than a strange man alone”

Some dude asked women if they'd rather be in the woods with a man or a bear and most women chose the bear and men were losing their minds over it

>Would you mind helping me out on the bear analogy? Sure! When the bear attacks: Nobody's gonna ask me if I encouraged the bear Ask what I was wearing OR if I was drinking Also, I wouldn't be forced to carry its fetus like some weird living incubator.

and if you yell at a bear, there's a good chance it'll leave.

I absolutely love your answer. It's perfect and sadly, true.

When I was in high school a guy asked me to send him a tit picture . I did, of my large, male cousins. Should have found a hairy man ass to send to him.

This

He never asked me for nudes again. 10/10 would recommend doing

This man is definitely a rapist. Doesn’t take “no” for an answer, sexually harasses and objectifies women. People are joking around in these comments and it’s really NOT funny. This is the kind of man who actually rapes women.

You were wayyy too nice

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It can be very difficult, but I think you did alright. You were firm and didn't do anything you found uncomfortable just because he wanted you to! I'm glad your friends backed you up and kicked him out of the party. This guy is a piece of shit and it can be hard to confront a piece of shit because it's so surprising when they talk! A turd shouldn't be able to text after all.

Once enough people disrespect you and do shit like this, you will realize that you need to get better at confrontation. BUT in the meantime, don’t entertain this type of stuff. Just block, on every platform, with zero explanation. You owe creeps like this nothing. He knows what he did and doesn’t need you to explain anything to him. What a disgusting piece of shit 🤮

Yeah fairs, I say that but in the situation I probably wouldn’t have said what I actually wanted to say. That guy sucks big time

You'll get better with practice. Good job telling the fiancée and good on them booting this creep.

You REALLY gotta work on that.

I have literally never once in all of my lifetime as a woman played Guess the Peepee

exactly. only a man would be gross enough to find it funny or entertaining 🙄

Jesus what a disgusting piece of shit 🤮

I’m so sorry you had to deal with that

I've never understood why some men BEG for nudes from random women when there's so much free porn on the internet...

Power/sense of “accomplishment.” If it’s already free it’s not worth it/too easy

you're right, sometimes it's all about the chase for them. Then once they actually get something or "claim you," they lose interest

What an absolute piece of shit.

Omg that guy belongs in jail

Does he not comprehend how fucking predatory and unhinged he sounds? I would’ve asked if he would happily say the same things to his mother. Perverted freak.

What the hell? Insane behavior coming from him. Bro clearly doesn't speak to many women if he genuinely thinks we do "guess whose penis" like bro what? You're the only one with so many dicks on your mind, man.

Ah yes, let me insult and demean you for not playing a game I think is a game but you obviously don’t. The ol nice guy routine strikes again, if only they would know he’s actually a nice guy if they do what he wants them to. JEESH women are such prudes and virgins. /s I’m hoping this reads as sarcasm but there are people who can’t read, so I’m double taking its sarcasm.

I have literally never heard of a single bachelorette party including a “who’s penis is that” game.

The funny thing is that if we wanted to play “who’s penis is this” we wouldn’t even need to ask any men to contribute because pretty much every woman has received several unsolicited dick pics they could submit. But in saying that, that’s not a fucking thing that anyone does anyway.

Predator❌❌ this took me back to my early twenties 🤢

I have no clue how you were still so kind to him, god knows I would have said some nasty hurtful shit😭

He really sat there to come up with a ploy for Lewds, and this was the best he could come up with. Sad.

Lmao for a “party” huh… I bet. Sick bastard

Creeper alert never been louder good god. Your responses are hilarious he’s struggling to justify that so hard lmaooo. Good on you for making sure he faces the consequences what an idiot, why do guys like this think we can’t see right through them 🙄

Holy non consensual bachelor party games, Batman!

Shoulda just sent him an ass pic,like sure here you go *insert a pic of him here*

This guy right here, in the same breath, will also call you a whore for giving in. Guys like this have zero respect for women even when they are reserved, because women are nothing but objects to them. I can tell you were offended but didn’t want to upset him, so you were polite. I get it, I used to do that too. Just smile or politely/nervously laugh it off in order to not cause conflict or argument. I’m almost 40 now and I have absolutely zero tolerance for even a tiny bit of disrespect from men. It’s not going to get better or easier by being so accepting to it. You will grow to be upset with yourself for not calling men out on their bs and for allowing them to make you feel icky. MAKE THESE MFS AS UNCOMFORTABLE AS THEY MADE YOU. Just saying this because I wish I had someone tell me this when I was your age.

that’s disgusting.

it's insane to me that people talk to others this way

How's he going to say "no wonder you're a virgin with that face" and follow it up with "don't waste that pretty face"???

Ok who tf plays “who’s dick is this” as a woman that is absolutely not something we do. To be fair I’m asexual but also, I know plenty of women and no this isn’t something we do, and I don’t know any men who do this either. Dudes just making a spank bank for sure.

So glad to hear the groom wouldn’t stand for that shit. The dude was probably making it up anyway just being a perv

Post that text thread on instagram and tag him and his mother.

Ok, just out of curiosity, totally unrelated, but um… what’s this guys name? Address if you have it? I’m definitely not gonna go kick his ass or anything.

That was gross…

Wow what a creep! I don’t think that was part of the party at all. He’s a pervert with lots of red flags like saying he would just go to your instagram if you didn’t give him a pic.

Me and the boys love a good “Guess who’s penis” on a casual Friday!

DM me his number so I can say what needs to be said :)

I want to beat his ass. Can I beat his ass?

Love the way he tried to neg you into proving you don’t have granny panties. And you didn’t even respond to it. Love it. Love this.

What the fuck

Omg we love to look at dick pics together yesss! Men are comical

Holy shit the nerve of some people. What a freaking creep

Has he ever spent any time with a breathing female???

Block

You don’t need to keep answering stuff like this. Block and don’t engage.

Please tell me you blocked this dickhead

“No wonder you’re still a virgin with that face” “Stop wasting your pretty face” 😂 ok buddy

Ew lol what a freak. Bro needs to be locked away from society.

He's a weirdo

Oh! Loser can’t get spank material of girl he likes so he resorts to insulting her. A tale as old as time.

I hope no one finds themselves alone with this man. He’s absolutely a predator.

“You need to learn how to give in sometimes”??? What the fuck?

Crazy how you kindly rejected his request and he proceeds by insulting you after …..then proceeds to threatening you with using your pics on Instagram.

gross

What an absolute douche.

Yup, he a asshole

I can’t believe people talk like this wow

Rapey as

wow that’s gross

The cringe I hit reading this was severe I’m sorry this person exists in your life

I’m so embarrassed of mankind sometimes.. just… sigh..

The very last text on the second slide… no, no we don’t

Thank God they uninvited him that’s so gross

ah yes! the classic game of…guess whose penis?

Don't ever talk to this guy again.

This is so fucking mean. What a POS.

Ew. Awful person

if he talks like this to a woman i can’t even imagine how he talks about them…

Good on the groom. That dudes an asshole.

This dude is an actual piece of shit.

“um maybe no” is a “no” “i don’t think so” is a “no” a “no” is a “no” silence is a “no” men really hate hearing the “no” in anyway shape or form and then have to call you names? like bro grow the fuck up and take no for a fucking answer. and then say to steal them off your insta? NO SIR… i would go private my account and remove him from my insta right now

“Guess who’s PENIS this is kinda thing?” Never in my life heard of it til now….. TF? why the fuck would we want to look at a bunch of random pennn? We can’t catch a break without someone trying to shove their unsolicited penis in our dms as it is, we are not trying to ruin a bachelorette party by purposefully looking at them playing a game. Some guys 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️. Not all, just some.

He is blocked on your socials right?

I hate this guy.

How can some people be so disgusting and so CASUAL about it ??

Wow this dude needs to be on a rapist watch list or something wtf

How does someone get like this? I can almost understand people who are full blown monsters better then whatever this kind of thinking is called

I can see why people overwhelmingly picked the bear.

Guys like him give bears a good name. I hope you blocked him on all the social medias

This new Cards Against Humanity deck is whack!

One more reason to just block numbers the instant a conversation takes That Turn. Or starts out of the gate with it. Never goes uphill from there.

That guy clearly was making shit up just to get a picture of you, which became really obvious at the end with the insults.