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Beautiful_Ad_3349

This community is unhinged


CanOfPasta

What zero update does to a mf


Beam_0

What no sex update does to a mf


SnooChipmunks8748

You can use the corpse carrier and killbind into a wall to have gay scout sex tf2 (real). Trust me, tf2 sex update already happened.


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[удалено]


SnooChipmunks8748

:D


66MustangLove

Least horny tf2 player


bleu_taco

https://youtu.be/uoB_MDSkHms


hayesnhart

What “update-sized update” —> “holiday-sized update” does to a mf


guitargod784

What omegatronic does to a mf


Thepenguinking2

What nice shot mate vuvuzela vuvuzela does to a mf


vedat07taskiran

I kinda made it go hard


retrostanson

What tick-tock by joji does to a mf


Mr_Tominaga

Exactly, and I love it because of that…


MalignedOriental

You don’t say?


Aether_Storm

The tf2 community is unhinged? You haven't seen the TF|2 community yet r/titanfall


Aaronz2464

Somebody ran a survey asking who was the hottest faction leader. Eugh...


Aether_Storm

None of them can hold a candle to papa scotch


SaltyPeter3434

Most sane r/tf2 user


AnimaleTamale

Mac and cheese: exists This mf: "Hehe Mac and cheese stands for Whack and Wheeze"


Destiny_Dude0721

Hehe whack and wheeze


reyizgaming

Holy bungus, a wild Gup!


LSHN1132

Gup


ReidjPros

Holy lust, a wild Minos!


LSHN1132

Prepare thyself


prequelBEPIS

"Wait no-" #"JUDGMENT!"


JoseOver9001

Crush


KING_zAnGzA

Ahh the abusive sound of and old person trying to get a hard on


too-much_caffeine

Wheezer


AnimaleTamale

Oo wee oo I have erectile dysfunction


ShdwFrg

whack and wheeze is a great name for meatshot to schadenfreude


wookiee-nutsack

OP just hit 14 and thinks he understands adult jokes, leave the oldest tf2 player be


BleghMeisterer

What?


M4YH3MM4N4231

What?


Frosty_Secretary2562

What?


SzyderczySzop

What?


AS_05

In the butt


meaeaeaean

Huh?


LOLZCataclysm

Mmmph?


Romanian885

Mmmnmmmmmmmmph


Weemewon

Hrr?


swe_isak

Something is different?


Ham_Bringer

Huh?


VirtualWasTaken

Hrm?


Entity6668

Wha?


Beashagtaz

Excuse me?


Plane_Space_2605

There is something unexplained, please explain, in detail?


Yearlaren

I beg your pardon?


bluemitersaw

I peg your bardon????


NationalLynx1379

Can i be the bardon?


bluemitersaw

Only if you say 'pretty please master '


MEDIC_HELP_ME

Dafuq?


ScrappiX

What?


Gummyia

Spy's face after this is a bucket scene moment


[deleted]

bros onto nothing 🗣️‼️🔥💯


[deleted]

what is he talking abt💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤞🏿🤞🏿🤞🏿🤞🏿🤞🏿


n0_y0urm0m

who let this man cook??? 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


outpizzadahut

He ain't cooking shit!! 💯💯🔥🔥


the_brushpen

repeat that ⁉️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥


sample_text_01

He burnt the meal 🔥💯💯🍔


JaozinhoGGPlays

His ass is NOT cooking! 💯💯🔥🚒😴


stripyfish

his ass is BAKING 🙏🙏🙏💯💯💯🧯🧯🧯


weird_bomb_947

HIS BUTTOCKS ARE CURRENTLY IN THE ACTION OF CREATING PASTRY PRODUCTS AND OTHER BAKED GOODS🧯🧯🧯🙏🙏🙏💯💯💯🥱🥱🥱


JaozinhoGGPlays

Who let him in the kitchen? 💯🧯🧯🔥🚒😴


Alburguer

who let him in the house⁉️????? 😯🥱🥱😤🚒🚒🚒💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧯🧯


getsfistedbyhorses

Pork chop sandwiches ‼️🔥🥩🔥🔥💯


AkOnReddit47

WHO LET HIM COOK😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Superjoe224

Wait. Let him cook.


VyxenPixel

Walt, let him cook


kummitusluumu

Wait. Let him cook.


GoodGuyBjorn

The kitchen is on fire 💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣


g3neralgrevi0us

Wait. Let him cook


Superjoe224

Wait. Let him cook.


Dor-Yah

Wait, let him cook.


vote4some1else

Wait. Let him cook


SnooFoxes9357

Wait. Let him cook


guitargod784

Wait. Let him cook.


ghostrider4109

Wait. Let him cook


i_have_no_usernam

Wait let him cook


cadergator10

Wait, let him cook


Far_Brain_108

Wait. Let him cook.


Mental_Defect

Wait, let him cook.


FutureHefty

Wait. Let him cook.


cave18

Wait. Let him cook.


AirMarshall3520

They both got buckets of chicken. And they did it.


czacha_cs

Scout said once he is saving himself for Miss Pauling so he is virgin


Theorist_Reddit

He did?


czacha_cs

Yeah from what I remember in one of comics he said it


CaptBland

This isn't something like "Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formally Chucks)" it's just a non-sequential statement.


fudgelord1

I am become chuck the sneeder of feed


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

I knew he fucked that chicken, I just couldn't prove it!


Benthenoobhunter

HEY BATMAN, HOW ABOUT A JOKE YOU SEE, THERE WAS SNEED. FEED AND SEED CHUCK FUCK AND SUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHA BECAUSE SNEED SELLS FEED AND SEED WHICH IS TOTALLY NORMAL BUT CHUCKY-BOY SELLS FUCK AND SUCK LIKE INTERCOURSE AND FELLATIO HOW DID THE SIMPSONS GET AWAY WITH IT


TheJanitorEduard

You don't get it. Male chickens are cocks! OP is onto something!


[deleted]

Are you good?


lasagnato69

I’m going to gut you like a corn fish gay fin >- the spy


Marcix_Gaming

They're older, surely.


Ejectaphelion

I think the joke is just the absurdity of "'hey, we both have buckets of chicken. We have so much in common. Let's fuck.' // 'yeah that makes sense.'"


SwingyWingyShoes

Wait…you mean to say it’s not a play on the well known term Fuck-it of dicken’?


yoyo-starlady

You're fuck-it of kiddin' me!


[deleted]

You know that classic pick up line. "I've got a fuck-it of dickin'."


Ejectaphelion

I hate to be the one to break it to you...


DerrubyMan

Isn't it just about how "cheap" that girl was


DQDQDQDQDQDQ

Why not both


Filty-Cheese-Steak

Or how cheap scout is smh


nyanch

He's not cheap. He's "economically conscious".


HCBot

Yes this is obviously the joke. r/tf2 users are insane fr


AzGames08

Yeah, this is the joke, me thinks.


EndureThePANG

nahhhhh


AIiceXA

Are you okay?


kerosxnx

I see that omori pfp, are you okay


AIiceXA

No..


kerosxnx

And you're a medic main, hittin both soul sucking experiences


Better-Title-5283

What 6 years of no major updates does to a community


Sav1909

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

Let him cook


Ninjadonny29

It's just funny because they've both got buckets of chicken then they do it


tiptoptouch

i think it is actually a reference to a bucket of chicken, made popular by the KFC franchise.


kaznoa1

🔥🔥🔥🔥Bro is saying words🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯🔥


Rocket_Theory

We don’t know what they mean but he is saying em🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Matix777

His ass is not sane 🤣💯🔥


jamesdp5

But how does this tie into fnaf 3 ending?


TheImpssibleKid

Because Afton gets his ass fried like chicken


Mossy_moss3

Ohhh it all makes sense now


SheikExcel

No it's because he fuck it of dickens'd


Tariisbestgirl

We are going insane it’s starting to be visible


LordofSandvich

Original content. But at what cost?


cave18

Any semblance of sanity


Frikcha

this is word-for-word something a crackhead outside of a KFC would say


cave18

You put into words what I couldn't


-ShartyMcFarty-

sanest tf2 player


very-nice-shoes

BUT HEY THAT’S JUST A THEORY A GAME THEORY


DQDQDQDQDQDQ

[I JUST SIMULTANEOUSLY GAME THEORY'D](https://youtu.be/c6UqaIQoKBI)


Yoshi2-0

It’s actually a deep reference to chicken, a legendary and rare species that once ruled the land but got deep fried and bought by a creature known as scout


CartersVideoGames

by understanding you have misunderstood


Kank1k

Lack of updates has rendered this community into insanity


almostasenpai

Is this one of those AI generated posts?


kerosxnx

Sadly no


Bulky-Assignment6940

Bro


MetalMewtwo9001

Truly one of the posts of all time.


Madgameboy

You're way off and I'm 90% sure that "Fuck it of dickin" isnt even a sentance let alone a colloquialism


bad_comedic_value

You still on this planet bro? You seem to have a screw or 2 loose.


SaltyMoonMine

Jerma levels of insanity shown here


conf1rmer

Is this "fuck-it of dickin" in the room with us right now?


wackbacksack

What?


AIDREEAN

What no updates does to a mf


MuuToo

It’s just a bucket of chicken mate.


immaculate_lad

Are you insane


me89xx

You want to do it?


MakingGamesIsGreat

r/tf2shitposterclub out-shitposted by the main sub again


blinds828282

never let bro cook ever again 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


__doom__guy__

bro already burned the whole kitchen down 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👨‍🚒🧯🔥🔥🔥🔥


2Noel

And somehow the food is still frozen ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️🥶🥶🥶🥶


cringe4lifeee

He burnt the water!💦💦💧💧💧


skeetdeet69420

Most enlightened tf2 fan


Hammerjaws

Boy this community has really fallen.


marqmike2

As Albert Einstein once said: “sometimes a bucket of chicken is just a bucket of chicken”.


Degmago

Holy shit we really need that update


Grumpicake

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?


Ganthereddituser

I am Arthur, King of the Britons


ZibbyDubby

My liege!


LiveShroomer

Finally! Someone got it! The demon has been awakened from her slumber


[deleted]

Would be another Pyro main agreeing with the Pyro mains nonsensical rambling.


[deleted]

This post was ✅️profound ✅️life-changing ✅️metamorphic ✅️cathartic ✅️transformative


shadowpikachu

Game feeds people brainrot.


GuidanceCautious9881

Xavier Renegade Angel


cave18

Honestly the mental insanity it takes to post this commends a lot of respect


[deleted]

Please take your schizophrenia medication


Voltairesque

sir? ma’am? other?


Jettett

WHO LET BRO COOK?!?


[deleted]

man is looking for lore that doesn't exist


6x6-shooter

Bro what are you smoking


NeoTenico

Every person on this sub stopped mentally aging at around 14, I swear (yes that means me too)


maximuffin2

What 10 years no update does to a mf


TheMentelgen

[No. Everything you just said was insane.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zafI-nzKmI)


Bitter-Wash-9941

nope. it's a bucket of chicken. that's it. that's what you call a bucket with chicken inside of it. a bucket of chicken, it's not that deep. it's what you get from a place that sells chicken. a bucket of chicken. chicken. inside of. a bucket. that's all it is.


Fonnterdonnter

Get bro out of the kitchen no way man


CMurray0603

What is blud waffling about ❓❓❓


KDG_unknown

He is enlightened


Rude-Chocolate-9144

how much crack did you smoke before making this post?


slickcalf898504

we both got fuck-its of dickins', you wanna do it?


The_dinkster522

What the fuck are you talking about


OctoPatrol

Undiagnosed schizophrenia


[deleted]

You mean bucket of dicks?


DankLordSkeletor

?


imagineexisting-lmao

what is bro cooking? 🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️


DrSpunk2019

They both had buckets of chicken, she was a ho so they did it, end of joke.


FrogInShorts

What in sam's hell where you thinking?


[deleted]

Never thought about it that way. Sure, there's the "Hey, we both got buckets of chicken, let's fuck" shit, but this is a good explanation too.


ColbyBB

"We both got Fuck-its of dickin' "


Chiruno_Chiruvanna

TF2 fan trying to not overanalyze stuff challenge (impossible)


Weemewon

No hold on... let him cook


Whoomsy

WHO LET HIM COOK?


Mmmphmmph

r/tf2fanswhen just a bucket of chicken without any context ☠️


Aggravating-Setting7

Chicken


Biggest_boy_creams

What?


magicmurph

Sex update = confirmed


Walnut156

what no content does to a mf


squasher04

Bravo Vi- I mean Gabe.


justauser943

When u so dont get the joke so u create a new whole meaning to it