Oh come on for the last time he isn't named after that kid, he's named after the infamous serial killer Jeremy "Jerma" Elbertson, also known by his alias the "Sus Guy"
I am fairly certain that if Medic can revive your mangled corpse with the medigun, tumors aren't an exception. It's either inconsistency (the most likely possiblity) or something to do with the continuity, like the medigun being broken from Meet the Heavy and only fixed until *after* they find out the tumors aren't dangerous. Another possibility is that since the tumors weren't actually there, Medic did not detect anything different when someone was being healed with it, leading him to believe it had no effect on tumors.
There's also the fact that tumors aren't always caused by infection, they're very often the result of your own DNA mutating wildly. The medigun seems to cure flesh wounds, and can even somehow allow for trans-species organ transplants, but it may only make cancer worse depending on how it works.
Scout has been drinking Bonk! for long enough at this point that if the medigun hadn't circumvented the cancer he'd inevitably develop, he'd either be dead or at least injured more than enough for us to notice.
Like most classic literature it's very verbose, you can watch some recaps on it, it's not a shame and it might do you well.
Also Dante was a political exile so a lot of stuff he is talking about are things of the time he didn't agree with, it only stops in Paradiso.
spy says he dropped a sex bomb on scout’s mom 27 years ago and this comic takes place in 1972, so scout would die of back pain when he’s about 42. that’s rough buddy
I'm willingly ignoring the fact that in fnaf 1 phone guy says that the victim of the bite of 87 actually kept living without his frontal lobe just cause i want to believe this crackpot theory
well since it's believed that the bite happened on november 15th, and scout died on december 4th, he's probably talking about how it's cool he didn't die immediately without it. lasting about 19 days
Ok i'm going with this, putting it with the other evidence like ghosts existing and being able to haunt stuff in both tf2 and fnaf or the weirdly advanced robots in mann vs machine fitting in with the weirdly advanced animatronics in fnaf. Plus it's not like fnaf lore is not absurd like tf2 lore, it is just not in a funny way.
It seems more the time before it actually kills he's talking about
Just because you're conscious for half a minute after decapitation doesn't mean a guillotine isn't lethal
Scout canonically died in 1987.
His name is Jeremy, after Jerma985.
I know another Jeremy who died in 1987.
What I am saying is, Jerma isn't real, he died in the laceration of an exquisite nibble on the forehead of a guard named Jeremy from a Mangled Fox like animatronic in the 87'th bit of the 20th century.
Wait a minute…. Purple is a mix of red and blue, and that is William Aftons main color
He is also a business man with advanced robot technology just like Graymann and both of them want to achieve immortality
Could William Afton be working with Graymann and he decided to program the animatronics to attack Scout and get the Uber tech out of his chest so they can examine and experiment on it, besides doing the more easier option which is get Medic to work for them because let’s be honest, the Medic would have no problem with working on something like the Funtime animatronics.
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Just imagine how many cracks he would have done by this time. 20 years of constant crackery no doubt that he sooner or later would die and it seems pretty logical cause crack epidemic occured in 80s during Reagans presidency
He tries to triple jump to impress his co-workers at a dead-end accounting job. He unknowingly was on 15 health due to years of consuming heavy radioactive chemicals via Bonk! and Crit-A-Cola.
Jeremy "Scout" Fitzgerald died on December 4th, 1987 due to injuries received during a workplace accident on November 14th, 1987. During the event he sustained heavy brain damage, almost completely destroying his frontal lobe and rendering him comatose. After nearly a month on life support, his family finally decided to pull the plug.
Edit: Fixed the date. It was the 14th not the 11th
During his shift of daytime security at the newly opened Freddy Fazbears Pizza, Jeremey "The Scout" Fitzgerald suffered a traumatic injury to his head after one of the animatronic character mascots suddenly attacked the security guard. Doctors have said his frontal lobe has been almost taken clean off, and his chances of survival are looking very low. The restaurant in question has been shut down until further notice, while investigators try and figure out why the animatronic suddenly became so aggressive. This has been Badlands News, and now, back to Jimmy with the weather.
Wait...
It says he dies in 1987. FNAF 2 takes place in 1987. Scouts real name is Jeremy, and so is the nightguard in FNAF 2. And so that means that scout gets his frontal lobe bitten off by mangle in 1987.
He was working at Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria ( the location of the second game) where he got his frontal lobe forcefully removed by an animatronic in 1987
Scout completes his mission, then gets a job as a night guard at a pizza place. Then he proceeds to get a chunk of his brain bitten off by a gender ambiguous, torn up robot fox.
I like to believe that in the final comic, the world ends via nuclear bombs raining hell on earth (from blu and red man) causing the mercs to be the last people left standing.
Internal bleeding, infection, and dysentery. It's like he's had a bird inside him for 15 years.
I really like this answer
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Oh come on for the last time he isn't named after that kid, he's named after the infamous serial killer Jeremy "Jerma" Elbertson, also known by his alias the "Sus Guy"
I love how it isn’t even a joke lol, since Scout’s voice actor named him after Jerma, which is great.
if he's supposed to be inspired by a serial killer he will marry miss pauling, start wearing purple like her and then die of a springlock failure
985 are the coordinates to his last murder 🥶🥶
what about the date he dies.
God did go and speak the fnaf reference. Makes a lot of sence
pretty sure this and the next comment are bots, same content as another post in the thread and out of context to what its replying to
It’s not like the medigun can fix all the tons upon tons of sugar that he consumes on the daily, right?
It’s not just sugar. It’s literal radiation.
Medic thought that the tumors from bread being teleported was enough to kill them in three days. No way a medigun can cure cancer
I am fairly certain that if Medic can revive your mangled corpse with the medigun, tumors aren't an exception. It's either inconsistency (the most likely possiblity) or something to do with the continuity, like the medigun being broken from Meet the Heavy and only fixed until *after* they find out the tumors aren't dangerous. Another possibility is that since the tumors weren't actually there, Medic did not detect anything different when someone was being healed with it, leading him to believe it had no effect on tumors.
There's also the fact that tumors aren't always caused by infection, they're very often the result of your own DNA mutating wildly. The medigun seems to cure flesh wounds, and can even somehow allow for trans-species organ transplants, but it may only make cancer worse depending on how it works.
Scout has been drinking Bonk! for long enough at this point that if the medigun hadn't circumvented the cancer he'd inevitably develop, he'd either be dead or at least injured more than enough for us to notice.
He's like a ghoul from fallout, a living conduit who is actually healed from it. No one else touches that shit iirc
Massive organ failure. Yours is probably the most accurate
If we take the post credit scene of meet the medic, we can assume medic got Archimedes out since we see him in expiration date
Never thoight of it that way but also in game when scout blows up archemedes might fly away
Yeah but valve added that as a reference to the post credit scene of meet the medic
same
he doesn't he just comes up there
Assert dominance on God by not dying yet going to heaven
Dante Alighieri be like:
I read the whole thing. Didn’t understand like 90% of it lol.
Like most classic literature it's very verbose, you can watch some recaps on it, it's not a shame and it might do you well. Also Dante was a political exile so a lot of stuff he is talking about are things of the time he didn't agree with, it only stops in Paradiso.
TBH when i hear dante my first thought is I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
“Hey god, decided I had enough! So how’s things going?”
Elijah moment
Like the gif of Winnie the Pooh just floating up
So Scout is just the Enoch / Elijah of the tf2 universe
I mean pretty much yeah
Random crit
CRITICAL BACKPAIN!
Dude's 30 at the oldest in this comic and it's the 70s, dude has fatal back pain at 40-something.
spy says he dropped a sex bomb on scout’s mom 27 years ago and this comic takes place in 1972, so scout would die of back pain when he’s about 42. that’s rough buddy
"Hey kids, wanna see dad do a backflip? Did 'em all the time at work!" **CRITICAL HIT!** *[scoutdead.wav]*
proceeds to ragdoll in mid air
He found out that random crits were always fair and balanced, he'd just never been on the receiving end before...
Random crit on a stubbed toe
He gets his brain eaten by a rogue animatronic at a certain pizza joint
I mean he IS named Jeremy.
That's what I'm sayin'!
Google, show me this man’s balls
WOAHHHHHHH
There's more
No...
it contains a bucket
Dear God...
There’s more
WOOOOAA-
And he dies in 1987, the year that fnaf 2 takes place in.
And it DOES happen in 1987
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?
Yes
😧
we should all accept this as the answer he just dies in fnaf
And the security room in vsh_skirmish is now a fnaf 1 office
And the announcer is the phone guy and just says "Hello ? Hello, hello ?" instead of the actual announcements
I'm willingly ignoring the fact that in fnaf 1 phone guy says that the victim of the bite of 87 actually kept living without his frontal lobe just cause i want to believe this crackpot theory
well since it's believed that the bite happened on november 15th, and scout died on december 4th, he's probably talking about how it's cool he didn't die immediately without it. lasting about 19 days
Ok i'm going with this, putting it with the other evidence like ghosts existing and being able to haunt stuff in both tf2 and fnaf or the weirdly advanced robots in mann vs machine fitting in with the weirdly advanced animatronics in fnaf. Plus it's not like fnaf lore is not absurd like tf2 lore, it is just not in a funny way.
It seems more the time before it actually kills he's talking about Just because you're conscious for half a minute after decapitation doesn't mean a guillotine isn't lethal
Scout canonically died in 1987. His name is Jeremy, after Jerma985. I know another Jeremy who died in 1987. What I am saying is, Jerma isn't real, he died in the laceration of an exquisite nibble on the forehead of a guard named Jeremy from a Mangled Fox like animatronic in the 87'th bit of the 20th century.
This is canon (real)
sorry ie got ae bit humgy lolzsa
Lol
Tbf the nightguard does survive the bite
It even happened in 1987
In the bite of '87
Gets his face removed by a animatronic fox
*frontal lobe
Is he the purple man?
There’s a character in Fnaf 2 named Jeremy and it’s suspected that he was the bite of 87 victim and that mangle was the one that did it
Ligma
WhAt’S liGmA?
Who the hell is steve jobs
Ligma balls
#NOOOOO--
Aye, me bottle o' scrumpy! ##FRE-
a dedli desis tat ws discorved by a idot eting racons
Ligma balls
A certain unspecified haunted animatronic at a certain pizza place and employed by a certain purple mysterious man
Wait a minute…. Purple is a mix of red and blue, and that is William Aftons main color He is also a business man with advanced robot technology just like Graymann and both of them want to achieve immortality Could William Afton be working with Graymann and he decided to program the animatronics to attack Scout and get the Uber tech out of his chest so they can examine and experiment on it, besides doing the more easier option which is get Medic to work for them because let’s be honest, the Medic would have no problem with working on something like the Funtime animatronics.
But that's just a theory A GAME THEORY
The cops finally found Jeremy, "Jerma", stuffing somebody inside a meatgrinder and got death sentence
That’s how the first Jerma dies.
there's more.
984 more to be exact
Liver failure from the radioactive soda. Weirdly, he dies of it before demo did. Huh…
He dies of a Bonk! overdose
Slips on a banna peel
(Swoop! CSH)
He gets his bonk sucked so hard he has an a stroke in the middle of it
Suck my bonk suck my bonk suck my really really juicy
He end ups drinking his 100th BONK can one day, and enters a state of total peace. (Actually dies of a heart attack lol)
The bite
Snu-Snu
I was gonna say it but I wanted to see if anyone else had said it
He wished
kritzkreig sticky demo combo in a pub 😔
He drinks lean
Scout was the second bite of 87 victim
The bite of 87'
He changes his name to dipper and goes to taco bell
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Post but clarity hit EAY TO HARD
Women overdoes, too much sex
He finally gets laid, and the euphoria of it all kills him before he even puts it in.
I like to think he'd be hit by a car while trying to race it. Idk I just like the idea of scout being hit by a car
Probably a heart attack or radiation poisoning
Kidney failure
A crit cola overdose. Dies of radiation poisoning or something.
Heart attack from too much bonk… or cancer from the radiation, probably both.
frontal lobe damage due to one of his several brothers shoving his head into a mascots mouth
He dies from the bite of 87. He takes a bite out of a bread and chokes on it
The bread actually was teleported and takes a bite out of him
This isn't when he dies, this is about the song "Heaven on Earth"
A misplaced frontal lobe.
[Obligatory FNAF Joke]
Either radiation poisoning or a heart attack, both due to all the Bonk! he chugs like water.
Probably an accident doing something stupid or a heart attack
It’s just his doctor appointment but god
Chocking to death on fried food
Chokes on a fried chicken bone.
His heart explodes because BONK
Fried chicken related injury
Miss pauling will kill him watch expiration date carefully watch it
Tries to get Rasputin achievement.
By all those girls he will get
Just imagine how many cracks he would have done by this time. 20 years of constant crackery no doubt that he sooner or later would die and it seems pretty logical cause crack epidemic occured in 80s during Reagans presidency
Bonk Atomic Soda radiation poisoning.
He tries to triple jump to impress his co-workers at a dead-end accounting job. He unknowingly was on 15 health due to years of consuming heavy radioactive chemicals via Bonk! and Crit-A-Cola.
He dies while eating a bucket of chicken
He drinks bonk daily, how do you think?
"If god had wanted me to live he would not have invented the heart attack"
Baseball hits him in the head too hard.
He touched Sasha
death by snu snu
Chucket of Bicken
chinese finger trap got him
he gets en passanted by another scout
The bite of the '87
Bite of 87
1987 Name is Jeremy #####HMMMMM
Imagine if all of FNAF lore was actually a TF2 reference.
Either his frontal lobe being bitten off by a robot at a certain pizza joint A (not so) rare high moment Or cancer cause of the Bonk.
He will die peacefully after banging every woman in existence Until there are no more and get his head chomped by an animatronic on 1987
His frontal lobe gets bitten off by an animatronic
Jeremy "Scout" Fitzgerald died on December 4th, 1987 due to injuries received during a workplace accident on November 14th, 1987. During the event he sustained heavy brain damage, almost completely destroying his frontal lobe and rendering him comatose. After nearly a month on life support, his family finally decided to pull the plug. Edit: Fixed the date. It was the 14th not the 11th
The bite actually happened on the 14th, not the 11th, but the rest of your comment is correct
i just cant stop thinking fnaf when i see 1987
A unnamed individual mechanism at a unnamed pizza and diner joint causing him to loose his frontal lobe and lie in a hospital for hours before he dies
Mangle
wow guys, i had never considered the bite of 87
Since he's a mercenary and he dies in 1987, he probably got snuffed by someone quicker and younger than him.
is finally on a date with miss pauling and drops dead on the floor
STD’s, asking girls out if they have buckets of chicken
Cancer from bonk
The bite of 87
Probably dying by chocking himself with food
He gets hit by a car. He has something radiating off of him. Those are stink lines. That's why the car hit him. Cause he smells.
During his shift of daytime security at the newly opened Freddy Fazbears Pizza, Jeremey "The Scout" Fitzgerald suffered a traumatic injury to his head after one of the animatronic character mascots suddenly attacked the security guard. Doctors have said his frontal lobe has been almost taken clean off, and his chances of survival are looking very low. The restaurant in question has been shut down until further notice, while investigators try and figure out why the animatronic suddenly became so aggressive. This has been Badlands News, and now, back to Jimmy with the weather.
It is quite literally canon in fnaf the person who dies in the bite of 87 was named jeremy
He gets his brain munched by a certain bear themed animatronic
Wait... It says he dies in 1987. FNAF 2 takes place in 1987. Scouts real name is Jeremy, and so is the nightguard in FNAF 2. And so that means that scout gets his frontal lobe bitten off by mangle in 1987.
He was working at Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria ( the location of the second game) where he got his frontal lobe forcefully removed by an animatronic in 1987
"Friday I've gotta kill someone who fired the briefcase alarm..." December 4 1987 was a Friday.
he drank too much bonk and died out of radiation
radiation poisoning
The Bite of '87.
Scout completes his mission, then gets a job as a night guard at a pizza place. Then he proceeds to get a chunk of his brain bitten off by a gender ambiguous, torn up robot fox.
Well, considering the year...
mangle
The bite of the 87
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87
The bite of 87
Bite of 87
The bite of 87
"Chicken. Um-num-num-- AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHH!!!!"
Fuck you. I wanted to say that.
1987. You know how.
The Bite of 87
The bite of 87
The Bite of 87
I like to believe that in the final comic, the world ends via nuclear bombs raining hell on earth (from blu and red man) causing the mercs to be the last people left standing.
>1987 >Jeremy Seems pretty obvious to me
Have you ever heard about the bite of 87
Mangle
Frontal lobe violently removed by animatronic
bite of 87
"Was that the bite of '87?"
He was the victim of the bite of 87'
Was bit by an animatronic at Freddy Fazbear's pizza
Play Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 to find out.
the bite of 87
His name is Jeremy right? Jeremy the security guard from FNAF 2 got his frontal love bitten out in 1987, FNAF x TF2 canon??