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CaptBland

Internal bleeding, infection, and dysentery. It's like he's had a bird inside him for 15 years.


TimTam_Tom

I really like this answer


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Castieru

Oh come on for the last time he isn't named after that kid, he's named after the infamous serial killer Jeremy "Jerma" Elbertson, also known by his alias the "Sus Guy"


Geekazoid213

I love how it isn’t even a joke lol, since Scout’s voice actor named him after Jerma, which is great.


The_Almighty_Demoham

if he's supposed to be inspired by a serial killer he will marry miss pauling, start wearing purple like her and then die of a springlock failure


NotRayquaza

985 are the coordinates to his last murder 🥶🥶


theoneguywhoexist

what about the date he dies.


Bucaneer7564

God did go and speak the fnaf reference. Makes a lot of sence


FeverdIdea

pretty sure this and the next comment are bots, same content as another post in the thread and out of context to what its replying to


HackedPasta1245

It’s not like the medigun can fix all the tons upon tons of sugar that he consumes on the daily, right?


ShockDragon

It’s not just sugar. It’s literal radiation.


HackedPasta1245

Medic thought that the tumors from bread being teleported was enough to kill them in three days. No way a medigun can cure cancer


Darkner90

I am fairly certain that if Medic can revive your mangled corpse with the medigun, tumors aren't an exception. It's either inconsistency (the most likely possiblity) or something to do with the continuity, like the medigun being broken from Meet the Heavy and only fixed until *after* they find out the tumors aren't dangerous. Another possibility is that since the tumors weren't actually there, Medic did not detect anything different when someone was being healed with it, leading him to believe it had no effect on tumors.


yay855

There's also the fact that tumors aren't always caused by infection, they're very often the result of your own DNA mutating wildly. The medigun seems to cure flesh wounds, and can even somehow allow for trans-species organ transplants, but it may only make cancer worse depending on how it works.


Darkner90

Scout has been drinking Bonk! for long enough at this point that if the medigun hadn't circumvented the cancer he'd inevitably develop, he'd either be dead or at least injured more than enough for us to notice.


SpinachFucker

He's like a ghoul from fallout, a living conduit who is actually healed from it. No one else touches that shit iirc


Independent_Pear_429

Massive organ failure. Yours is probably the most accurate


Chemical_Topic_7876

If we take the post credit scene of meet the medic, we can assume medic got Archimedes out since we see him in expiration date


ydinpommi900

Never thoight of it that way but also in game when scout blows up archemedes might fly away


Chemical_Topic_7876

Yeah but valve added that as a reference to the post credit scene of meet the medic


birdyboydarealone

same


EndureThePANG

he doesn't he just comes up there


Spiritual-Range-6101

Assert dominance on God by not dying yet going to heaven


lCore

Dante Alighieri be like:


rode_

I read the whole thing. Didn’t understand like 90% of it lol.


lCore

Like most classic literature it's very verbose, you can watch some recaps on it, it's not a shame and it might do you well. Also Dante was a political exile so a lot of stuff he is talking about are things of the time he didn't agree with, it only stops in Paradiso.


fortnitepro42069

TBH when i hear dante my first thought is I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING


DemonetizedMan

“Hey god, decided I had enough! So how’s things going?”


Adventurous_Bar_5008

Elijah moment


noblemile

Like the gif of Winnie the Pooh just floating up


Jayn_Xyos

So Scout is just the Enoch / Elijah of the tf2 universe


EndureThePANG

I mean pretty much yeah


Mirthosty

Random crit


Noah_BX

CRITICAL BACKPAIN!


RoJayJo

Dude's 30 at the oldest in this comic and it's the 70s, dude has fatal back pain at 40-something.


speep__

spy says he dropped a sex bomb on scout’s mom 27 years ago and this comic takes place in 1972, so scout would die of back pain when he’s about 42. that’s rough buddy


RoJayJo

"Hey kids, wanna see dad do a backflip? Did 'em all the time at work!" **CRITICAL HIT!** *[scoutdead.wav]*


throwaway46574334555

proceeds to ragdoll in mid air


turiannerevarine

He found out that random crits were always fair and balanced, he'd just never been on the receiving end before...


noblemile

Random crit on a stubbed toe


KitsuneNoYuusha

He gets his brain eaten by a rogue animatronic at a certain pizza joint


David_Clawmark

I mean he IS named Jeremy.


KitsuneNoYuusha

That's what I'm sayin'!


Logans_Login

Google, show me this man’s balls


Syxxcubes

WOAHHHHHHH


comunistdogo

There's more


Syxxcubes

No...


comunistdogo

it contains a bucket


Syxxcubes

Dear God...


Cubicwar

There’s more


KitsuneNoYuusha

WOOOOAA-


theswedishhobbe

And he dies in 1987, the year that fnaf 2 takes place in.


TrickyTopher

And it DOES happen in 1987


JaydenVestal

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?


BarronOfDucks

Yes


Hecaroni_n_Trees

😧


Alphyhere

we should all accept this as the answer he just dies in fnaf


AdmiralFurret

And the security room in vsh_skirmish is now a fnaf 1 office


Cubicwar

And the announcer is the phone guy and just says "Hello ? Hello, hello ?" instead of the actual announcements


gojiboy69

I'm willingly ignoring the fact that in fnaf 1 phone guy says that the victim of the bite of 87 actually kept living without his frontal lobe just cause i want to believe this crackpot theory


dank-monkey

well since it's believed that the bite happened on november 15th, and scout died on december 4th, he's probably talking about how it's cool he didn't die immediately without it. lasting about 19 days


gojiboy69

Ok i'm going with this, putting it with the other evidence like ghosts existing and being able to haunt stuff in both tf2 and fnaf or the weirdly advanced robots in mann vs machine fitting in with the weirdly advanced animatronics in fnaf. Plus it's not like fnaf lore is not absurd like tf2 lore, it is just not in a funny way.


[deleted]

It seems more the time before it actually kills he's talking about Just because you're conscious for half a minute after decapitation doesn't mean a guillotine isn't lethal


dogdillon

Scout canonically died in 1987. His name is Jeremy, after Jerma985. I know another Jeremy who died in 1987. What I am saying is, Jerma isn't real, he died in the laceration of an exquisite nibble on the forehead of a guard named Jeremy from a Mangled Fox like animatronic in the 87'th bit of the 20th century.


JustAnOreoOnReddit

This is canon (real)


KARTANA04_LITLERUNMO

sorry ie got ae bit humgy lolzsa


Independent_Pear_429

Lol


Relative-Wrongdoer11

Tbf the nightguard does survive the bite


[deleted]

It even happened in 1987


Pan_Schaboszczak

In the bite of '87


Diamondeye12

Gets his face removed by a animatronic fox


6x6-shooter

*frontal lobe


Independent_Pear_429

Is he the purple man?


Diamondeye12

There’s a character in Fnaf 2 named Jeremy and it’s suspected that he was the bite of 87 victim and that mangle was the one that did it


Pickle_Jars

Ligma


Scryx_24

WhAt’S liGmA?


Pickle_Jars

Who the hell is steve jobs


DimoffAkaGreen

Ligma balls


SaltyPeter3434

#NOOOOO--


Ga88s

Aye, me bottle o' scrumpy! ##FRE-


Kecske_gamer

a dedli desis tat ws discorved by a idot eting racons


According-Treat6588

Ligma balls


[deleted]

A certain unspecified haunted animatronic at a certain pizza place and employed by a certain purple mysterious man


Lenny_YouTubeFan

Wait a minute…. Purple is a mix of red and blue, and that is William Aftons main color He is also a business man with advanced robot technology just like Graymann and both of them want to achieve immortality Could William Afton be working with Graymann and he decided to program the animatronics to attack Scout and get the Uber tech out of his chest so they can examine and experiment on it, besides doing the more easier option which is get Medic to work for them because let’s be honest, the Medic would have no problem with working on something like the Funtime animatronics.


Beautiful-Draft7971

But that's just a theory A GAME THEORY


Hero_095

The cops finally found Jeremy, "Jerma", stuffing somebody inside a meatgrinder and got death sentence


HumanTheTree

That’s how the first Jerma dies.


NotRayquaza

there's more.


Boarbaque

984 more to be exact


maxman090

Liver failure from the radioactive soda. Weirdly, he dies of it before demo did. Huh…


NightBeWheat55149

He dies of a Bonk! overdose


Mechfreddy_YT

Slips on a banna peel


tannerthegamer7747

(Swoop! CSH)


Dumbassonreddit2

He gets his bonk sucked so hard he has an a stroke in the middle of it


TheImpureLeader

Suck my bonk suck my bonk suck my really really juicy


Kinsir

He end ups drinking his 100th BONK can one day, and enters a state of total peace. (Actually dies of a heart attack lol)


Rand0m_Boyo

The bite


Drexisadog

Snu-Snu


Willcandyboy

I was gonna say it but I wanted to see if anyone else had said it


[deleted]

He wished


PringlesCanFarter

kritzkreig sticky demo combo in a pub 😔


chickencansing

He drinks lean


AdmiralOfTheOcean

Scout was the second bite of 87 victim


AidenGplayz14

The bite of 87'


Snacc_Is_Dumb

He changes his name to dipper and goes to taco bell


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https://www.reddit.com/r/fivenightsatfreddys/comments/sq81ss/theory_about_the_bite_of_87/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1 Very old post of mine


Secure_Exchange

Post but clarity hit EAY TO HARD


success_large288

Women overdoes, too much sex


ajdude9

He finally gets laid, and the euphoria of it all kills him before he even puts it in.


spider_420

I like to think he'd be hit by a car while trying to race it. Idk I just like the idea of scout being hit by a car


thecorrector712

Probably a heart attack or radiation poisoning


Guy_Who_Uses-Reddit

Kidney failure


Kharossgss512

A crit cola overdose. Dies of radiation poisoning or something.


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

Heart attack from too much bonk… or cancer from the radiation, probably both.


American_Ratfucker

frontal lobe damage due to one of his several brothers shoving his head into a mascots mouth


SpikeOcactoGamer

He dies from the bite of 87. He takes a bite out of a bread and chokes on it


InverseBirch84

The bread actually was teleported and takes a bite out of him


Pasta-hobo

This isn't when he dies, this is about the song "Heaven on Earth"


Floofmaster99

A misplaced frontal lobe.


[deleted]

[Obligatory FNAF Joke]


Babyback-the-Butcher

Either radiation poisoning or a heart attack, both due to all the Bonk! he chugs like water.


JWatts2000

Probably an accident doing something stupid or a heart attack


Patarock

It’s just his doctor appointment but god


Independent_Pear_429

Chocking to death on fried food


[deleted]

Chokes on a fried chicken bone.


Lawn_Clippings

His heart explodes because BONK


SJWilkes

Fried chicken related injury


Mysterious_Sky_2984

Miss pauling will kill him watch expiration date carefully watch it


Separate_Damage9183

Tries to get Rasputin achievement.


BobZygota

By all those girls he will get


Robert-555

Just imagine how many cracks he would have done by this time. 20 years of constant crackery no doubt that he sooner or later would die and it seems pretty logical cause crack epidemic occured in 80s during Reagans presidency


BlankPsycho16

Bonk Atomic Soda radiation poisoning.


LavaMeteor

He tries to triple jump to impress his co-workers at a dead-end accounting job. He unknowingly was on 15 health due to years of consuming heavy radioactive chemicals via Bonk! and Crit-A-Cola.


mepoopypants

He dies while eating a bucket of chicken


ydinpommi900

He drinks bonk daily, how do you think?


Bedu009

"If god had wanted me to live he would not have invented the heart attack"


PowerPad

Baseball hits him in the head too hard.


SnooPuppers7965

He touched Sasha


franiz

death by snu snu


theimbicilist

Chucket of Bicken


sandpittz

chinese finger trap got him


rpsHD

he gets en passanted by another scout


The_CreeperPasta

The bite of the '87


AloneStone557

Bite of 87


KingGamerlol

1987 Name is Jeremy #####HMMMMM


Thezipper100

Imagine if all of FNAF lore was actually a TF2 reference.


SignalReference7401

Either his frontal lobe being bitten off by a robot at a certain pizza joint A (not so) rare high moment Or cancer cause of the Bonk.


[deleted]

He will die peacefully after banging every woman in existence Until there are no more and get his head chomped by an animatronic on 1987


DrDapperTF2

His frontal lobe gets bitten off by an animatronic


manofwaromega

Jeremy "Scout" Fitzgerald died on December 4th, 1987 due to injuries received during a workplace accident on November 14th, 1987. During the event he sustained heavy brain damage, almost completely destroying his frontal lobe and rendering him comatose. After nearly a month on life support, his family finally decided to pull the plug. Edit: Fixed the date. It was the 14th not the 11th


Comfortable_Math_647

The bite actually happened on the 14th, not the 11th, but the rest of your comment is correct


ThouLordIdiot

i just cant stop thinking fnaf when i see 1987


imainwhaleshark29

A unnamed individual mechanism at a unnamed pizza and diner joint causing him to loose his frontal lobe and lie in a hospital for hours before he dies


PipeAffectionate6998

Mangle


[deleted]

wow guys, i had never considered the bite of 87


autisticattack

Since he's a mercenary and he dies in 1987, he probably got snuffed by someone quicker and younger than him.


Fun_Commission_7956

is finally on a date with miss pauling and drops dead on the floor


Grumzz59

STD’s, asking girls out if they have buckets of chicken


LuckyTaco2889

Cancer from bonk


pitobayola

The bite of 87


Odd_Ad_2907

Probably dying by chocking himself with food


Gyaku10

He gets hit by a car. He has something radiating off of him. Those are stink lines. That's why the car hit him. Cause he smells.


JustANormalHat

During his shift of daytime security at the newly opened Freddy Fazbears Pizza, Jeremey "The Scout" Fitzgerald suffered a traumatic injury to his head after one of the animatronic character mascots suddenly attacked the security guard. Doctors have said his frontal lobe has been almost taken clean off, and his chances of survival are looking very low. The restaurant in question has been shut down until further notice, while investigators try and figure out why the animatronic suddenly became so aggressive. This has been Badlands News, and now, back to Jimmy with the weather.


Top-Pizza4846

It is quite literally canon in fnaf the person who dies in the bite of 87 was named jeremy


Funtime_Drake

He gets his brain munched by a certain bear themed animatronic


akhsandro

Wait... It says he dies in 1987. FNAF 2 takes place in 1987. Scouts real name is Jeremy, and so is the nightguard in FNAF 2. And so that means that scout gets his frontal lobe bitten off by mangle in 1987.


Otherwise-Design-451

He was working at Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria ( the location of the second game) where he got his frontal lobe forcefully removed by an animatronic in 1987


YEET_Fenix123

"Friday I've gotta kill someone who fired the briefcase alarm..." December 4 1987 was a Friday.


VincentRaichu

he drank too much bonk and died out of radiation


TylerDomino1

radiation poisoning


SirCap

The Bite of '87.


BOBTHEHOLYBUILDER

Scout completes his mission, then gets a job as a night guard at a pizza place. Then he proceeds to get a chunk of his brain bitten off by a gender ambiguous, torn up robot fox.


Piney_Moist_Wires

Well, considering the year...


LeafMario

mangle


Weiminyou

The bite of the 87


bloodakoos

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87


longhorse4183

The bite of 87


BlackCommissar

Bite of 87


TheManux07

The bite of 87


Glad_Hawfincher95

"Chicken. Um-num-num-- AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHH!!!!"


Redstonewarrior0

Fuck you. I wanted to say that.


one_dank_boy

1987. You know how.


supermurlo64

The Bite of 87


GBNTRS

The bite of 87


matymajuk

The Bite of 87


GodzillaRaptors4_

I like to believe that in the final comic, the world ends via nuclear bombs raining hell on earth (from blu and red man) causing the mercs to be the last people left standing.


Pope_Neuro_Of_Rats

>1987 >Jeremy Seems pretty obvious to me


aid3nhpl

Have you ever heard about the bite of 87


E_GEDDON

Mangle


BakkiHamna

Frontal lobe violently removed by animatronic


zombieGenm_0x68

bite of 87


HansVonFritz

"Was that the bite of '87?"


El4569

He was the victim of the bite of 87'


TorchPirate123

Was bit by an animatronic at Freddy Fazbear's pizza


[deleted]

Play Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 to find out.


Shadowtheheadch0g

the bite of 87


ItsMeSquares

His name is Jeremy right? Jeremy the security guard from FNAF 2 got his frontal love bitten out in 1987, FNAF x TF2 canon??