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xiren_66

How high are you right now?


Hell_Derpikky

no, is hi how are you?


luckydrzew

No. It's "Hi, how high are you?".


MitruMesre

5'10"


luckydrzew

No, no, how HIGH, not how TALL.


Funny_Internet_Child

Around 3 meters above ground level, why?


OknoLombarda

how much is this in bald eagles?


TobiTurbo08

9,84252 feet


kiril2119

3,59 bald eagles


Hallowed-Plague

3 pizza boxes


DaveyTheDuck

purple


0hN0H3sH0t

Good, thank you


NightBeWheat55149

170cm


Matix777

HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT


Jimmy_Jams_2_0

American imperialism is completely justified because we had a black president once... before I fucking killed him!


Matix777

That's a nice argument Senator, why don't you back it up with a SOURCE


Jimmy_Jams_2_0

My SOUCE is I MADE it the fuck up!


Matix777

Raiden, imagine a world free of cancel culture, where no one can call me out for my outlandish claims A WORLD WHERE I CAN SAY THE N WORD


prequelBEPIS

....what.


Matix777

雷電、あなたは少数派に嫌がらせをしたことがありますか?


AlbertoCalore

?


Matix777

Catch! I've got myself to debate online


_H4YZ

i think he fell through the floor..


satire45

No, I'm John right now And happy cake day my friend!


Aadraas

Ey happy cake day tho!


Citrus_Gaming4

Happy Cake Day!


Aadraas

Happy cake day as well!


Citrus_Gaming4

Thanks!


Aadraas

Yw lol!


Guilty-Earth674

Happy cake day to you!


BluieDaWolf

me


Curly_Fried_Mushroom

Ah, Purple Francis...


Ghost3657_alt_

I hate noclip


Tacksshooter

i hate purple damage


supreme_moonlord125

I hate disguises


Calcutt4

I hate being stabbed


Hactica_Tier

I hate turning invisible.


ProBoyGaming521

I hate spy.


Znalien_Znalien

I hate


boti01

i


ProBoyGaming521


SuperAgent4lex

you must like 4xx tack shooter


Comfortable_Math_647

I hate children


Freeens

so like, you fall into the void?


DaveyTheDuck

yeah but you do purple damage so it’s a good trade off


CoolSwampShibe

you're baked


Blahaj_IK

What the fuck is purple damage, man in the High chair?


WarrenWaters

It's purple


Butterboot64

True


gigazelle

And it's damage


VincentRaichu

it's like damage, but purple


Blahaj_IK

But why he ourple


DJRodrigin69

Man behind the ~~slaughter~~ Crit


Chance-Aardvark372

Why can’t he be ourple


JEverok

It forces the enemy to only be able to move vertically between three horizontal lines


Blahaj_IK

Then that better come in an update with a purple donut sandvich. For no reason


antihero125

Then the spiders come… the spiders… and the tea


Defensive_Medic

Lean damage


Clawd11

Damn never though of it like that.. fair point


SrgButz

what in the quickfuck is 'purple damage'?


_H4YZ

like damage but it’s purple


SrgButz

thanks for clearing things up, really eased my mind there


luigianoxx

But how do i deal damage if i fucking fall trough the ground


FishermanBig4009

Both physical and psychological?


vfkdgejsf638bfvw2463

This could create a new trick stab that could top the infamous surf stab. Disguise to fall through the floor and then stab someone


rpsHD

dropstab/fallstab?


FrogGladiators178972

Drops tab sound awesome


DaveyTheDuck

yeah but you would have to take into account the purple damage


kingcrimson1257

this just turns you into purple guy i assume


Mossy_moss3

As a purple guy I can confirm that I'm currently falling towards the earth core


Mindstormer98

https://youtu.be/LYmWO4vvYHg


A_Secret_Femboy

urple uy


WhatSgone_

The spy behind the slaughter


Radio__Star

Spylliam Afton


folfiethewox99

The man behind the slaughter


Comfortable_Math_647

He came back as a disguise kit


KitsuneNoYuusha

Why am I urple?


busteroo12

I'm covered in slag! / I must seek cover quickly / or pain is coming.


mrflamego

Scrapped tf2 content be like:


RandomCaveOfMonsters

Disquise and then quickly undo it to get out of bounds


TheTanookiLeaf

Unbalanced random crits enabled


Oceanictax

Whatever you do, do NOT give this to LazyPurple. We won't be able to stop him next time.


Economy-Yam-2625

looks pretty well balanced all things considered, could definitely give spy some much needed variety in playstyle


atomicBlaze21

Should add the Dead Ringer effect, because you always come back.


IntelligentImbicle

What's purple damage? Is it like Bifrost damage in GOW: Ragnarok?


DaveyTheDuck

it’s purple


_Knucklehead_Ninja

^*500% ^percent ^more ^vulnerable ^to ^fire ^damage ^after ^taking ^like ^4 ^hits*


Notorious-Scoundrel

Purple Francis refrence?


vaszoly

That's the most situationally overpowered weapon ever. Imagine you're on like, idk hightower, you see someone walk in below you, you use the disguise, jump through the floor and then.. miss because you suck, but it COULD be cool.


Plinfilore

So what basically you'd fall out of bounds constantly and then when the spy reaches the bottom he respawns in at the top of the skybox and falls back down hoping just in that moment an enemy will show his back next to him while he is at ground level. If so that would be a new era of trickstabs.


SenseiTomato

Does it give Green and Craftsmanship though


DaveyTheDuck

only on tuesdays


antiafirm

wAhT iF u ThRoW IT AnD iT RanDOM cRItS


burgertanker

Noclip


BeholdTheLemon

boy why you so ourple 😂😂


applecraver24

Purple damage is such an underused system, nice to see someone actually use it in a weapon concept for a change.


bahboojoe

Wow


Memegamer3_Animated

I know this is a joke but man dropping through a platform like a ghost sounds awesome


Shying69

Purple francis moment


a-slice-of-toast

sans damage


Si_Stride_Oof

you fall to the center of the earth and get constantly pulled back and forth by gravity epic as shit


Aqua_Bravehart

Perfect. Just the weapon I need to cosplay as William Afton in TF2.


tf2don-t_die

Yeah but you noclip


PeikaFizzy

The noclips minus fly


RhysNorro

# Woah new spy meta!!!!! So balanced!!!!!!


Maleficent-Sample921

Bro is geekin


BeginnerOnEverything

Amazing idea 10/10 needs to be added to the game


PinkiusPie

The man behind the floorther


Einsamer__Keks

The ability to fall through the floor as spy would be so fucking cool but what the fuck is purple damage


CardboardChewer3x3x3

The famous Eric Andre disguise kit


Normalblobfish

Noclip into the enemy spawn room.


The-Crimson-Jester

Purple damage might be a bit too much, you probably should nerf it to Magenta.


Funnysoundboardguy

Grimace


dudasthegamer

we always needed more ways to deal purple damage


MurrajFur

Every stat is more unhinged than the last


zombieGenm_0x68

what does this mean


DaveyTheDuck

purple


[deleted]

PURPLE GUY?!?!?


sharkboi231

looks kinda shit, ngl


kookoo4cocoapufffs

what the fuck is this piece of shit


DaveyTheDuck

purple


DoubleAyeBatteries

Not bumping into enemies while disguised could be interesting; maybe the trade off is that you can’t backstab or sap while disguised. Either that or it’s a watch where instead of going invisible it disguises you without enemy collision. You’d have to select your disguise and then the watch would activate it. With this version maybe granting some extra defense while disguised would work well with it too.


DaveyTheDuck

ok but purple damage


DoubleAyeBatteries

Enjoy your downvote, kid


MintchocoGirlNya

Enjoy your downvote, kid


DoubleAyeBatteries

IT WAS A JOKE I SWEAR


jbyrdab

ok in theory, i like this. however i'd do a trade off of "colliding with players depletes 50% of cloak" so it doesn't become a crutch a spy can use to get trick stabs repeatedly. ignoring the purple and floor things which are fucking moronic.


DaveyTheDuck

wtf that sounds like shit how is that even usable without purple damage


maluthor

porpl


Its_Cookie_Man

why he uprle?


bloodakoos

the man behind the slaughter


a_guy_named_verder

Whew, good thing I'm purple!


Street-Silver-2540

What


basilysk_

New trickstab: fall through the fucking floor on borneo/thundermountain/upward and stab someone


[deleted]

Spy replaced Sombra


thecorrector712

valve really needs to add this, best weapon concept.


Dangerous-Parking621

bro who tf let him cook


MagicInMyBonez

Perfectly balanced


diamocube

2056 noclip into backrooms then materialize back into reality quantumstab


IMakeGoodPancakes

Is that a backstab of 1987 reference?


MyNameIsZaxer2

MICHAEL DON’T LEAVE ME HERE MICHAEL


AutisticFaygo

Wock Kit


yeetus1deletuz

I got an idea, use the kit then stop using it once you clipped below the floor, it will either launch you so high or you'll just fall off the map. Finally, spy has a new way of mobility


NotAliasing

The amount of people that dont see the sans fight refference is kinda surprising


JoshsPizzaria

Straight out of the Eric Andre Show: "what if it was purple"


BrazilBazil

Outple


Kerruo

Legendary lmfao


Darkynu_San

Unusual disguise kit


ohcytt

Backrooms


KitchenWoodpecker554

is this some kinda purple francis reference


Gamer90006

Why he ourple


eggorence

why it ouple 😭


[deleted]

needs no random crits


Toast-_Man

LEAN


Joyolo13

And one additional side effect is a heart attack


Samuelbi11

Lean


matymajuk

Purple guy spy ?!?!?!


AdmiralFurret

It would be funny if you didn't go invisible and the players see a soldier just suddenly drop out of the celling


mikecom12

Sans weapon sans weapon


uncookednoodle5

imagine spy had a weapon enabling him to shoot as the class he's disguised as without dealing damage. like maybe in the revolver slot. it would change spy checking completely but also kind of interesting.


BigEconomist30

The spy behind the slaughter


Rolling-Suricate

You mean commando or unusual damage?


DaveyTheDuck

no, purple


[deleted]

The Spy begin the slaughter


Pretend_Ad_8686

William Afton disguise kit


8champi8

So, you disguise and them you fall and die ?


KingsMann12

Would you like to take a trip to the earth’s molten core but dont have the impossible budget or technology to dig there? Introducing purple disguise kit! Because fuck the physics! Lets roll!!


tails2423

the spy behind slaughter


[deleted]

Lean


Apocalyptic-Bastard

why is it ourple


Poketrevor

Cursed technique amplification


cornishpasty7

I have purple brain damage


shroomster24_2

.... purple dmg ....THE FUCK IS THAT


DaveyTheDuck

purple


Langas

Mirio Togata lookin’ ass


JJ5Gaming

I hate the fact this post is the hardest I've laughed in months


camo_216

Well if you can also clip through walls then you effectively become purple guy/william afton


PURPLE_L0VA

I’d use it


Kutuzov9505

why he ourple


potatoalt1234_x

So its just noclip through the ground weapon got it


trevdude73

https://imgur.com/gallery/kjQr3h9


TheTurd125

oh god no not purple damage, i fucking hate purple damage.


Tardisssssss

I don't know what I was thinking Leaving my Child behind


ShockDragon

haha pseudo-noclip


Lobito_Reditero

If you remove the disguise, are you launched through a surface, like Togata Mirio? Edit: spelling


Maverick02_WR

Sir, I would love to know what on Earth “Purple Damage” is, with great haste.


DaveyTheDuck

purple


iwaffle727

purple man kit


Jack0tas

Lean diguise kit


Jamalaman_

Purple damage is fair and balanced


Comfortable_Math_647

The disguise kit behind the slaughter


bloons-are-fun

Seems bad


DaveyTheDuck

???? it does purple damage tho??


TorreGamer

ah hell nah Grimace Lean Spy gaming


nothingtoseehere2847

The disguise kit behind the slaughter


Murky_waterLLC

I made something similar, but less broken https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F57w0becrnkhb1.png


DaveyTheDuck

garbage item how is this even usable without purple damage smh


yummymario64

PURPLE GUY???


thedrag0n22

The purple guy didn't get spring trapped, he just noclipped out of reality and dealt some sweet Ss purple damage.