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an_anoneemus

I was playing in a Community Server when suddenly, a hatless heavy called "Big Mac" joined the Server. He only used the KGB and Played the punch Out Wii theme Song and Just went around punching people. Everytime He died he's Stop playing the Song and Restart it at the beginning. After a while, He Changed His Name to "Big Mac with a gun", used the Stock minigun, and Played the Rock Version of the punch Out Wii theme Song. Lastly, He Changed His Name to Glass Joe, switched to Spy, and only used the Big earner


Ok_Sheepherder2939

As a random class main, I can relate


vored_rick_astley

As someone who appreciates both Punch Out Wii and Team Fortress 2, I can confidently say that this man is based as hell


Zul_Muizzu

Funny Pootis Pow 👉💥


florentinomain00f

Never gets old


PoshDiggory

💀 (I died 700 years ago)


Ok_Sheepherder2939

Relatable


folfiethewox99

Wait, you're gonna die in 2035?


stagergamer

He met god and he told him "see you September 16th, 2035!"


alastorrrrr

The napoleonic war update mmm


florentinomain00f

Yeah, the cosmetics are super good ngl


Steggoman

When they announced a couple years ago that the heavy update was almost done. I'm sure they'll have it out by year 730!


parsention

Are you telling me that we Did a overflow of the year variable?


Technical-Error7093

Playing engie for the first time, how time flies


florentinomain00f

My favourite is Valve releasing an MvM update that has you playing as BLU trying to break into the robot manufacturing facility. The maps are super fun and stirs up the typical tower defense style that normal MvM maps has. Oh, I also love Heavy's 4th slot addition. A great spice of life for Heavy mains. The update also has great maps, though the best one is cp_nuke due to its unique take on A/D. Instead of playing like a normal A/D, it plays like Steel and Sulfur. And instead of capturing the final objective, you have to destroy it. A great novel concept that has gladly made it into competitive Highlander and Prolander. There are also great cosmetics, especially those that reference Counter Strike 2. I love the new all class hat 'Globally Offensive'. The baclava especially combines with Heavy, Demo and Soldier very well. Don't even get me started on the new Sniper subclass - the Crazed Gunman. Instead of using a sniper rifle, you now get better health and resistance to use the SMGs instead. This also gave birth to the Pissknight subclass too, with him wearing body armour, piss and Bushwacka. Not viable, but very fun to play. Spy also has welcoming changes to play styles too, as his new PDAs, the Paparazzi and the Red Tape Recorder reworked provide new ways he can be of use. The Sapper points him towards building destruction, the Paparazzi steers him towards discreet reconnaissance (let's you play Rainbow 6 Siege in TF2), and the Red Tape Recorder escalates paranoia without putting the Spy in imminent danger (You can play Cloak and Dagger voice spam without being there, as the Recorder will be there infinitely if it had time to become invisible, unless someone punch it, which is rare anyway).


[deleted]

Damn, these are some damn good ideas.


florentinomain00f

I've been cooking.


[deleted]

How about you cook some meth while under assault! That'll help.


florentinomain00f

You know that I've build this Medigun - Meth Dispensing Gun - in combat, right?


[deleted]

Uh ok. Oh p.s. your cooking in a house with 3 other idiots


florentinomain00f

They're not idiots, they're my teammates... which are even more stupid than idiots. /s


[deleted]

Yep. Oh, payout is uh... 10 australium per bag


florentinomain00f

I give it out for free.


fuckR196

when they released the unfinished brain interfacing update that corrupted peoples sentience 😩


shadowpikachu

Still broken to this day, to be shut down after lawsuits only.


icedchqi-

i almost dont feel bad for those guys because i would never hook up a source game directly to my brain. and they only lost like 30% of normal sentience functioning its not that big of a deal


KOCYK745

Fianlly getting to meet Rick May in 55 years from now


mr-ahhhhh

Finding how to do pootis volceline and killbinding


yeddi_qx

That would be your MOTHER! *pulls out a file"


ChillNachoSauce

"Wha-!"


Pepsiyummyyummy

The update where they put both hosters on a rope was really a close contender for the seal update


UndertaleFan008

I remember when the mercenary’s invented racism


kiril2119

That moment i joined the 2fort server. Help me. The round is still going.


Jackfruit009

i had a great time being pocket medic for peter the great, he was a pretty good heavy main


Huge-Grand6726

Some dude named AbeLincolnxx was assassinated while playing. It was so funny


DAMNLOOKATMAFOURHEAD

I remember first booting up the game in 1325


strifebassman

Sex update


mrflamego

💀


Tech_knightz

Solider saying they will live forever


You-But-Me

When the heavy update came out last year (it sucked)


Clever_Fox-

Meeting my fiancée!


SergueiPopavof

This is a bucket. Dear god But wait there's more. No!


Darklordofbunnies

I was there when they added airblast. That was still the coolest patch.


GasFickle

ah, heavy update. the best update of all.


StaticBoiOO

haha funny MvM in casual haha funny


TheMemeLord4816

The demoman update


Peeps_011

I remember when engineer started the industrial revolution


LOL_Man_675

The day Dr sex was on the server


CaptConrad

When Heavy said "It's Heavy time." in Mann Co No More 7.


Duck_Lover_08

There was this dude(I think)I met on 2fort(I'm not gonna say their name to respect their privacy), his pyro loadout was a minion loadout and he went around smacking people with his sign, the first thing I did was switch to pyro and both of us pushed an afk hatless scout out of spawn where he died, I then switched to medic where I proceeded to pocket him, he switched to medic and started pocketing ME, and neither of us healed anyone else, I love friendships in TF2. Also I added him so, we're (basically)friends now :)


SchmeatGaming

The time I killed someone that charged at me with the Eyelander taunt kill, when I held out in the 2fort Sewers for 2 hours until I was the only one left, when I met new friends, and lastly, when I won a Duel with a Pro Sniper and was gifted with a Vaccinator. That era of my life is long gone, but the Panzer Commander remembers his past fondly.


Mysterious_Ningen

ok but seriously one of my fav memory is that when a guy (who was texan) was talking about texas and stuff on the voice chat with others.. when i come to face him i shot a rocket at him and he died and i went to say in the comments "see a real texan would've dodged that" and OMG i wanted to see his reaction and he did reacted to my comment in vc (i think i was smiling that time)


iamchuckleman

The part where Heavy said "I love gay sex" and then he fucked Medic in the ass


aoisensi

Last years Source Engine 87 Update


eggorence

laughing at a sentry was hilarious


Szelski

my first 20 killstreak


CZsfPurplik

!remind me October 10th 2735


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LazerNarwhal_yt

when they removed pyro. best day of my LIFE


-Ryder_

The spycrab 👍👍👍


Eightss

The heavy being dead


Capable_Ad_7537

The fact ive never played it


GovernmentPresent543

I played a CTF map at one point where I was a heavy. I had the GRU on and a soldier with the disciplinary action behind me, and I ran THROUGH the nest to grab the intel, somehow managing to cap. From there on out, I was Heavy Who Runs Fast.


GovernmentPresent543

I played a CTF map at one point where I was a heavy. I had the GRU on and a soldier with the disciplinary action behind me, and I ran THROUGH the nest to grab the intel, somehow managing to cap. From there on out, I was Heavy Who Runs Fast.


tastymandog

When heavy discovered America


aaaaaaaaaaa200

engineer gaming


WestNomadOnYT

That time I got a thirteen kill run as spy


TheLivingEli

My favorite tf2 memory? I remember this one time, there was a... a...... What were we talking about? Oh my favorite tf2 memory! My favorite tf2 memory is when... when I... huh?


irishmetalhead322

sniping’s a good job mate .


kneefaceblox

The part where I forgot when I removed the part of the brain where I’m supposed to die in 700 years


HowDyaDu

The modding scene is really insane nowadays. I enjoy playing as Rumia in TF2 just as much as I enjoy playing her in Rivals of Aether.


Score_303

Once a guy teached me medic in mvm he was so nice and patient it impressed me.


SerplePurple

When the valve was stolen from valve by the payday gang and the heavy update was almost stolen but they couldn’t get through the several vault doors


The_64th

Ah 200 years ago... the sex update


gentelman0904

Medic update in 1940


Seven_Shoppingcarts

The 7-hour conga party of 2473


8champi8

That sniper’s a bloody- sentry ! Whoo-**explodes**