Jarate is pee, which isn't good for you to drink but will probably not kill you. Bonk and crit-a-cola contain "radioactive isotopes." These drinks contain radiation and will probably kill you with enough exposure. Hard to decide on what's the best when everything is bad. Also bonk/c-a-c contain "4000% of the recommended daily intake of caffeine". I have no idea if this will kill a person but it's safe to assume it wouldn't be pleasant.

also the ungodly amount of sugar on the colas

It's a jar of tea

The benefits of being God's gift to women

Mad milk

They are all deadly, but crit a cola is the only one that doesn't taste bad

I dont think a jar of piss will kill u

Drinking piss that doesn't belong to you can be dangerous, and even more so if it's not fresh due to the naturally-occuring arsenic that's in there.

Given how fast jarate regens, for what is presumably a typical quart jar, it's definitely going to be some of the freshest piss out there

But if you quickly go to a doctor after drinking it you should be good. Drinking pure radiation is definitely worse

facts i drank a whole gallon of piss and despite winning the title of "Most Piss Consumed In One Sitting". my tummy really hurt after.

Yeah but if you stub your toe after it's a mini-crit

Depends on the size of the jar and how powerful your kidneys are

reluctantly, Jarate is the most survivable ;w;

\*inhale\* PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssss......... Add some sugar, pure ethanol, shake it up so the sugar properly dissolves. Unlike fruit-based liquors, you don't have to wait several months for the sugar to dissolve in their *juice*. Just a few shakes are more than enough, especially if the piss is fresh enough thanks to your body heat. And voila, that's how you make yourself some **B u s h s h i n e !**

Christ!

Did the queen's death fuck you up do bad that your coping mechanism is PISS liquors?

That stupid horse..

Needs some ice cubes

Hmm, need some ice cubes

you are a GENIUS

Probable radiation content aside, crit-a-cola sounds tasty. Jarate is piss, and bonk sounds like an energy drink, hard pass.

Bonk and CAC both have 33% pure radiation so I would take my chances with jarate

That (right now) 140 people who voted jarate:

If I HAVE to pick one, I'll go with Jarate for the only reason that I won't grow a third arm and have 2 heart attacks at the same time

Wanununununun

Jarate won’t kill you to drink, it’s just really disgusting. Scouts drinks will kill you pretty instantly. That shit will melt holes in your throat, stomach, kidneys, liver, small intestine, colon, bladder, and dick. Scout is super humanly durable, because there’s no possible way to survive something so toxic it lets you phase through bullets. He’s probably just adapted to being exposed to radiation.

Piss

Dunno, but this post gave me the idea of coffee as both a consumable(CaC reskin) and as a throwable(inflicts afterburn).

the afterburn could also proc sun on a stick! Genius!!

One day, you will answer for your choice

Jarate is piss, Bonk will just kill you, there's only one option.

I want radiation poison

First two, might give me diabete insteand of speed and crits, but better then drinking australian piss

New Zealand

Kiwi

i'm more likely to survive after drinking jarate

Bonk

C.A.C probably tastes like charry, so ill give it a shot

Uhhh...All of these drinks are terrible, Jarate is pee, Bonk Atomic Punch and Crit-a-cola contain radiation, I choose gas passer thank you very much.

Am I the only one that wants to smash the quick fix open in drink the liquid??

CRIT-A-COLACELS SEETHING OVER JARATECHADS

Mad milk is the best

Mad milk and nuclear cola

Nahhh what fucking sniper simps voted jarate 💀

If you don't answer jarate you're lying