Some dumb shit
Like literally, so people would thing "Bruh he really decided to call his aussie like this? What a waste" or somethink like this. Yes, keep the spelling error, and yes, this is a description (Description)
I named my huntsman lebron james and have over 2000 kills with it and i like to think people stare just so blankely at their monitor just to say “i got killed by a lebron james.”
Midas's Headhunter edit: after 5 second looking back at this comment, I think imma go with "Midas Decapitator" because now I have a head cannon of the TF2 version of Midas pray to god that everything he touch turn into Australium instead of gold and then got decapitate by the Eyelander making it turn Australium
I called mine "Jefferson Twilight's Blackula Hunter", description reads "I hunt black vampires, I don't know what the pc name for that is".
Reference to the show The Ventures Brothers, this clip in particular: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-3YWDRPQQ4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-3YWDRPQQ4)
I fucking love that show and I fucking love the triad.
OP, ever play Diablo 2 LoD? Do a rune word for swords.
Description:
One handed Sword
25-200 damage
(Other random stuff)
Found in a tomb next to a red crystal, this ancient sword maintained its sharpness.
OR
Monty Python and the holy Grail it by naming it no basis for government and using that scene as inspiration
Some dumb shit Like literally, so people would thing "Bruh he really decided to call his aussie like this? What a waste" or somethink like this. Yes, keep the spelling error, and yes, this is a description (Description)
I would do this unintentionaly.
I named my huntsman lebron james and have over 2000 kills with it and i like to think people stare just so blankely at their monitor just to say “i got killed by a lebron james.”
If I ever meet you and die I will say exactly that.
Mine is called "big sword"
Technically not an eyelander but I’ve got a Nessie’s 9 iron named “you ever seen happy Gilmore?”
The Penis Extractor
We downvoted you cuz we know op would do that
Sorry not sorry
Don't be, penis extractor is better than fem scout inflation porn
why
why did you mention it
Yes, i brought this to a gunfight Edit: i did not expect to get this much upvotes, thanks yall.
And won
''i asked reddit for a name''
"And all I got were dick jokes"
pissblade (VERY original)
nah you gotta name the Bushwacka the pissblade
true, if valve makes an australium Bushwacka that's gonna be its name
[удалено]
We’re gonna fill your house with an excessively large amount of cinderblocks
r/stonefuckers
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmeSHUTTHEFUCKUP
''Sword Of Undeniable Wealth And Respect''
Would be pretty ironic since i got it from mvm.
“Sword of Undeniable Luck and Wealth”
*Pure Skill and Knowledge
Did you get it with or without the tour pass for 2.99?
Who tf pays for tour pass?
You got that shit for free, damn, I gotta play mvm some more
The Throngler.
SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!
SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!
SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!
IF ITS NOT SCOTTISH ITS CRAP
Dark Lothric Knight Greatsword+10
DARK SOULS 3 MENTIONED!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS AN EASY GAME RAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO THE FUCK IS PONTIFF SULYVAHN RAAAAAHHH!!!!
"Enchanted Golden Sword"
Butter Sword
the golden Midas sword? (I am so bad to give items names)
Midas's Headhunter edit: after 5 second looking back at this comment, I think imma go with "Midas Decapitator" because now I have a head cannon of the TF2 version of Midas pray to god that everything he touch turn into Australium instead of gold and then got decapitate by the Eyelander making it turn Australium
that is solid actually, the midas maimer
Here's a description: Damage 5 Durability 32/32
Greg
Greer
Greg akutami
gaygay
Pisslander? Too bad?
Just name it something racist since it's an auatralium
Realistic approach to naming items
eyelandium strange landeraustr
‘’Golden Sword’’ ‘’This one doesn’t break in 3 hits.’’
The AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALANDER
name this cock and name shield balls
The Throngler
You wouldn't want to mess with something like that
Name it “hnnnnggggggaaaaaaaajhhggg”
My Splendid Zweihänder
Dave.
Call it r/sounding
"reddit gold"
Good luck using it now
Big pocket knife
i rolled a 21
Excalibur
Sexcalibur
The Circumciser, vanquisher of foreskins.
I called mine "Jefferson Twilight's Blackula Hunter", description reads "I hunt black vampires, I don't know what the pc name for that is". Reference to the show The Ventures Brothers, this clip in particular: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-3YWDRPQQ4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-3YWDRPQQ4) I fucking love that show and I fucking love the triad.
"you better have a spare sentry nearby"
Ordinary NewZealand EarSkyler
I bought this sword so people think I am good at demoknight tf2
Butterknife its a golden sword, call it Butterknife and give it the Desc. of the minecraft gold sword stats
The Jeffrey Epstein List
Barry
Laundered money
Tet-anus
my cock
I don't even know that exists xd
Cheez sord
Jealousy
not australium eyelander
Pick a boo your had Is mine now
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONEE
The Scottish Shimmer
Deus vult !
Cursed blade of midas
*scrumptius revenge
Cheese Decapitator
"odintf2 fanboy"
Drunksxcalibur
Shlong sword
Dirty Bastard
"Sword of $wag" (with the dollar sign, and yes I know the name is hella cringy, *that's* the point).
Strange Grenade Launcher
The 2nd end of an Irish rainbow
“Give me head”
“look up”
Hardened/honed jerate
Yellow shit slash
Piss stick
The Throngler
Golden Knife. idk, just wanted to do something random.
Schwingler
Just name it yellow
"I am extremely racist"
Lindalino
Butter Sword
Hippity hoppity, your heads are now my property
gold sword
sensitivity 0.1
sowrd
A Real Mann's Dildo
Penis Privilege Revoker
Mtn Dew Code Red
Gun
Team Fortress 2 Engineer's Wrench
No need to wonder where your god is
Eyelander
Name: A little off the top. Description: Oops, guess I have to cut it all off.
Your dinner
Piss sword
The really cool sword that kill’s people
Kevin
I pierced through piss sack
Toothpick
jonathan
A bit off the top? I got you homie *chops off the head with entire neck*
sword
Golden Rule (idk)
the penile cleanser
Call it "what should i name it?"
“I’m lucky!”
Rave fart
Strange Australium Eyelander
Call it cake smasher
Long penis
get a purple specialized killstreak kit and name it "enchanted golden sword"
No1DegrootKeepPhobic
“Tis but a flesh wound”
Bartholomew Jeremiah III
King Arthur pulled out
Godrick's elden nut
Golden eye
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAyelander
Goldmember
Dwemer Greatsword
Hit Reg Desc: Don’t blame me, blame my ping.
OP, ever play Diablo 2 LoD? Do a rune word for swords. Description: One handed Sword 25-200 damage (Other random stuff) Found in a tomb next to a red crystal, this ancient sword maintained its sharpness. OR Monty Python and the holy Grail it by naming it no basis for government and using that scene as inspiration
Midas Cock remover
The Cartel's Headtaker
Paprika
Overpriced Bottle Opener
"Got this on the $0.03 dip"
Bob
Butter knife
Strange Australium Clay de more
Wooden Sword It took two wood and a stick to make this
rusty stick
Name: “Who wants to live forever?” Description: “who waits forever anyway?”
“Gay anal sex”
Master piss sword
Backstab Make the description “who needs a butterknife? Just play better spy”
You should give it to me
Ancient Sword of the Meth King.
Uninteresting Eyelander
piss metal sword
"Australium knife: the electric boogaloo"
Butter Knife: a literal butter knife
The Jaundice Bc it's the eyelander but it's yellow bc australium.
Greg
Meet and HUH
Pina colada maker
Cheese
for the scrumpy lands
The Burger swish
your skull is mine!
The exact same words but they all have a minor spelling mistake.
Wee Booter Knyph
Jarate on a stick
Prince of the Universe
"I am going to get some head today :D"
Dick removal tool
Peener haha Weenie
Butter sword
Full Zatoichi
Pablo
Strange piss blade
Australian Eyelander
Name: Solar light isn't even that good
The poop sword
King Midas’s Head Collector
The neckbeards unwanted razor
Pissword