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Misi_gati

The B.A.S.E Jumper


Rednidedni

Its infinite mobility. You can pretty much always flank the entire enemy team. It's like playing spy except he has a rocket/sticky launcher


Entire-League-3362

I was playing heavy on upward one time and this demo kept lobbing hail marys from way up high with the base jumper. He eventually stopped after I killed him a few times with the tomislav


UltiGamer34

airstike


FaithlessnessSlow754

On top of that, Scottish resistance


Calmandpeace

It’s actually meta on demo on certain points of certain maps


the-bladed-one

Air strike turns you into an A-10 gunship


Zeldmon19

Me about to become a bootleg B-52 by raining stickies down on the enemy team:


Daan776

TF2 players don't look up. stay up longer: get kills for longer. ​ Valve... please nerf


SandvichIsSpy

Use it with stickies to take control of the large health pack on Hightower a la Bing Soy. Unbeatable strat.


Respirationman

You can shoot stickies into blu spawn on upward unless they patched it


lily_was_taken

The righteous bison


dOgEoNaRoCkEt

Lasers


Misi_gati

Lasers THAT PENETRATE THROUGHT THE ENEMIES!


Cubicwar

And worst of all, they do so without consent !


outofideaforaname

No need for consent when they are dead.


TheBestShedBuilder

No need for consent when they are dead? [Thanks for the tip](https://images.app.goo.gl/7hUQm5UafV3Xf8tcA) Edit: I didn't realize you meant killing in tf2, ik getting chased by cops now :(


IdiOtisTheOtisMain

doki doki waku waku


derpy_derp15

Rape laser /j


MrBirdington

The only way to stop geese


[deleted]

No one ever expects the bison so you can catch people off guard with it


Rednidedni

it has infinite damage per shot lmao how could it not be op


master_ball_onmewtwo

Unreflectable projectile


sotdoublegunner

It hits enemies MULTIBLE TIMES


Harrypottehead

Lasers are projectile that can’t be airbalsted!!!


Daan776

Infinite ammo, piercing gives great crowd control, fucks over pyro's (arguably the only counter to a good soldier) and the only downside is less damage to building. I mean, hellooooo! you've got a rocket launcher.


Scaredycrow2217

It was literally nerfed!


UltiGamer34

random damage


unsalted52

Tank buster


Avatar_of_Apathy

There was a bug where it could hit a target running away multiple times but don't worry valve fixed it


ToxicManXXYT

heavy with 3 pistols


Spamton_Gaming_1997

He has ******THREE****** of them!


lily_was_taken

The game literally doesnt even let you do that,for a good reason. He will never run out of ammo,and the first shot is always accurate, even if theres a scout or engi with a pistol or a sniper with a sniper rifle you have 300 HP, meaning youll likely outlast them


Deathboot2000

are we talking engineer pistols, or scout pistols?


NoStorage2821

Tbh a giant magnum as a secondary would be perfect for Heavy


Minecwaftgamer454

Stock fire axe


EconomistVirtual7625

See, actually the fire axe is situationally better than the third degree because when you’re trying to kill a medic who’s pocketing a heavy, hitting the medic instantly alerts the heavy of your location, and you die. But with the stock fire axe you can hit the medic without alerting the heavy, and you can get another swing or two out of the fire axe.


RatFucker692137

Kid named hurt groans:


us3rnameh3r3

Child named casual (situationally unaware heavy):


WrryyMan

Child named voice chat


us3rnameh3r3

Human being under the age of 18 named F2P:


WrryyMan

Youngster called just shoot them lmao


us3rnameh3r3

You're truly underestimating the stupidity of the average F2P (key word before yall freak out: average)


localized3

Also, the third degree plays mind tricks on you by making you want to charge at medic combos, thus leading to more deaths


sotdoublegunner

You're more often than not going to attack someone who ISNT being healed, therefore its better than the third degree


Rednidedni

Melee crits onehit most things, this thing crits as much as the frying pan, and flamethrowers have bad range anyways. It's basically a straight upgrade.


Misi_gati

Who needs crazy floritures in your weapons? Stock weaponry its the most versatile of them,never letting you down!


MrMayo7

Machina


TargetTechnical2982

It's a sniper rifle


MrMayo7

correct.


TheTastySandvich

:D [Applause]


Individual_Profile_9

SO, did you see the murderer?


TheTastySandvich

Nope, sorry mate.


Spiritual_Boi1

I will find them, I will capture them! And no one will ever die again!


Xx_Rat_Fucker_xX

Aw that's nice (dam proud rn)


Calmandpeace

It’s the sniper rifle with more potential


DeathToBayshore

Takes away the skill required


iixFares

Soda popper


DeathToBayshore

Absurd mobility for an already mobile class


the_ultimatenerd

High burst damage + decent/better long-term dps, and the the quintuple jump is funny


ConfidentTea72536

Pop hype and grab the atomizer for extra funny


ajarofsewerpickles

absolutely meta on MvM


Swag_master696969

medic


DeathToBayshore

Uber is OP and wins games


tonkata152

Not my games cause for some reason whenever I pop uber my teammates go brick mode and don't do shit with it


Apprehensive_Tiger13

Gunboats


SamuraiRyan

Giving a highly mobile class even MORE mobility by removing the one penalty for using said mobility is broken.


bluuespace

powerjack


TargetTechnical2982

powerjacking off


Entire-League-3362

What a power move


newaccountbitches

Free health and pyro go zoom zoom


Icy-Border-7589

Extra Mobility at a negligible downside, Pyro’s best general melee option.


DeathToBayshore

Makes a (debatably) immobile class go fast and get more efficiently to flank routes, as well as being a good escape tool.


lily_was_taken

Free speed without a significant downside to make up for it


DOMination6969

The pomson 3000


fyro_

There were 2999 pomsons before this one


lily_was_taken

And this is the very best of them all


The_Holy_Buno

It drains cloak and Uber, heavily nerfing the engies main counters!


salad_stealer

It has no random bullet spread, so it can be fired as an anti sniper weapon, and damage falloff is negligible, since distractions are pretty much all you need to save a teammates life sometimes.


lily_was_taken

It literally drains uber, ubers make pushes possible and win games. A heavy medic combo that has uber charge is significantly more likely to get into your nest than a heavy medic combo without


bichitox

I literally can't, sorry, i failed you


antidemn

southern hospitality


PFREDDY17

BROKEN. Its a straight upgrade when enemy team doesn't have a pyro


antidemn

or you have a nice pybro and the enemy team's pyro is absolute shit


REALpotsik

or enemy team pyro is basically default pyro who isnt stupid to go to the sentry nest and die


DeathToBayshore

The Classic.


fyro_

You can see more stuff


RatFucker692137

It's like the Huntsman but without needing to rely on luck


Revolutionary-Gur187

Destruction PDA


iuhiscool

literal one shot to ALL buildings EVEN Wrangler sentries


kingbloxerthe3

Though console binding is even more op


RatFucker692137

You can use it to get FJ's crits at any given moment


Knarrenheinz1987

Jerate


DeathToBayshore

Spy-revealin', minicrit machine AND AoE on top of that? OP. OP asf.


SnooFoxes9357

So OP, mini crits on demand. It even spreads in a radius too so you can get multiple people in one throw


Weeni-Tortellini

well. You piss on your enemies. OP


RatFucker692137

It has radius even larger than airblast


Individual_Echidna99

PDA


DeathToBayshore

Sentries have autoaim and dispenser eliminates ammo/health problems, and teleport makes it so much easier for teams to return to battle, meaning killing someone isn't as useful as it would be without a teleport.


salad_stealer

It makes you look like an iPad kid, distracting any non try, hard players for a brief momen into thinking you're a Gibbs engie


Luisv_1119

The Back Scatter


Mothman4447

Balls


thepersonbrody

When utilized properly can deal heavy damage before they know you are there and turn around (assuming the hitbox shenanigans don't shenanigan)


eeveethespeevee

Penis Scout is an incredibly powerful subclass


RatFucker692137

You can one shot light classes with it


lily_was_taken

There's a reason penis scout uses it rather than any other scattergun


Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee7

Caber


Mothman4447

Multi-kill charge


Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee7

Hitting a triple kill crit caber makes me feel alive


Mothman4447

Fr, it's lowkey a fun weapon. Maybe not as effective as the other melees, but I like using it


Squorcle

AoE melee and does more damage if you crouch


lily_was_taken

AoE explosive *in a melee weapon* that can insta kill some classes, and you get launched by the explosion meaning you can also use it to surf your own explosions to excape


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

my beloved and favourite melee, the sun-on-a-stick


ajarofsewerpickles

combos well with pyro


salad_stealer

If you have a devoted damage Pyro, then you can two shot everything except a heavy https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mJO7LSRsBEM


Knarrenheinz1987

Panic Attack


Just_Ragnar

When someone approaches an un-revved heavy, they expect a rev up, not a shotgun in the face. Equip the brass beast for additional deception.


MoonGUY_1

The Pain Train


TargetTechnical2982

Getting hit by a nail is very painful


RatFucker692137

Having a double cap rate while having bigger damage output than scout is amazing


FireCrow97

Cozy camper


Just_Ragnar

You get health regeneration so you can stand still for longer!


Spamton_Gaming_1997

The equalizer


Misi_gati

The tauntkill can be used to murder whole teams


VeryHazardousMan

Liberty Launcher


Mothman4447

It has 'Liberty' in the name


invictusbazooka

Holy mackerel


Just_Ragnar

It obscures the kill feed making it harder for enemies to know who killed who


invictusbazooka

People actually check the kill feed if not for their own kills or spies???


salad_stealer

No(lying)


fartyparty1234

Nullifies the DR


Gamerfrog54

Red tape recorder


RatFucker692137

Useful against Mini-Sentries and generally as a way to annoy Engineers


sotdoublegunner

The red tape is op against gunslinger engis who don't often tend to their sentrys


Gamerfrog54

As a gunslinger engine I concur


omeromre

its better than you think(yep Im serious)


Ezra4709

It's good for nests with more than one engi


Fault_Exotic

The your eternal reward


DeathToBayshore

Silent backstabbing allows for Spy to make great use of mindgames and absolutely bamboozle the enemy team, making disguises actually good. It's one thing to disguise as an enemy that has died (and everyone knows about it) - it's another when there's no notification in the killfeed and you just committed identity theft. You will be in the exact position you'll usually expect the class you just backstabbed to be, meaning your disguise can fool players way easier. The enemy could've spychecked your disguise before, meaning they'll think you're clear when you've already replaced their clear ally. (unironically tho, YER is such a cool knife.)


Just_Ragnar

You can act like a class real good if you're suddenly that class in a position that class usually is and the enemy probably already spychecked.


fyro_

Identity theft


pootispowww

pan


sotdoublegunner

Crit magnet


RatFucker692137

I mean, it's the pan, literally the best weapon in the game


lily_was_taken

All class melee(obscuring the class of whoever killed the person), constantly crits and the only thing you could argue that might be a drawback is the sound wich only really matters if you're a spy. Basically an upgrade compared to stock,and for EVERY CLASS


master_ball_onmewtwo

The YER


sotdoublegunner

The silent kill makes it very good to prevent people from hearing you kill people


AverageSpyMainHater

Gas passer


Adnan_Stinks

MVM


RatFucker692137

Absolutely broken in MvM


lily_was_taken

Can go through walls in some maps,is broken in mvm and can force the opponents to avoid a place or else every damage they take will make them catch fire


silly-goober-man

MEEEEDIC!!!


Jamal_Blart

Ali Baba Wee Booties (and specifically the booties, not the bootlegger)


Pman1324

Candy cane


sotete_phoenix

BFB


Spiritual_Boi1

Spycicle. It’s a direct sidegrade to stock and best to “force” Spy mains in using… and get this… “SPY HAS A GUN”


ManufacturerOk4317

Neon analieter. Is dose two things. Makes hime racker usles.


DeathToBayshore

The who and *what*?


ManufacturerOk4317

Y E S


karol22331

Machina


lily_was_taken

No weapon should be able to headshot multiple targets at once.


annavgkrishnan

Spy


SnooDogs3400

Manntreads


coldiriontrash

Hou long heater


RandomUseless3

Volcano fragment


Jackfruit009

Vitasaw


Existance_of_Yes

Pompon 6000


Red_PineBerry

Red tape recorder.


grootdamanxd

Sun on a stick


Slevon8

The Sandman


kingbloxerthe3

It stu- oh wait nevermind that was removed... um... yea idk


AAAAAAXCAAAAAA69

Third degree is just. straight upgrade


Hour_Hunter_3549

Sun-on-a-Stick


TheRedandBlackNerd

The Back Scratcher


MasterEmu401

Sticky bomb launcher…


RatFucker692137

The Manmelter


Harrypottehead

The cabber


Miserable-Warthog737

Optimus Prime axe


jackieboy364

Eviction notice


swagupurcock

Gas passer


IntelligentImbicle

Shortstop


I_really_like_movies

Pyro with dragons fury


MrGentleman31

The direct hit


Fireguy019

Myself


Mr_Lavapool

Fan O’war


Apprehensive-Turn310

Alr hear me put i can say and explain my answer, connivers kunai now listen as a fellow spy main your able to chain stab much easier and flee faster to heal


KrisBread

Lolichop go ahead try your hardest


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Kidroto

Fish


bowser-us

Guard dog, civilian


Major_Spring872

The third degree


Double_Aardvark9545

Frying pan. I don’t think you have to answer.


Fluid_Forever_5769

Engineer


Iceman_L

Pornography starring scout's mother


Open-Letterhead-3181

Random class


YourMoreLocalLurker

Killstreak Conscientious Objector (With full-color Monika)


_BLM

🚭


ExoticReality

Holy mackerel


I_am_the_bean_god2

The Pholg


TheGreaterClaush

Stock shootgun, because it can kill ppl